Opening Segment
The intro song hits and the opening video begins to play. Suddenly, it is cut off abruptly with static. The video continues to play the static feed before the SPW logo pops up on the screen. "A Cut Above" By Avery Watts hits and the intro plays out before the entire SPW roster comes out from the back, Static leading the charge. They begin down to the ring and eventually the entire roster is standing inside the HWA ring. Static grabs a mic and begins to speak while laughing.
Static:"The ink is still wet, SPW signs a contract with the HWA! I now have ultimate power! So tonight, we are hosting a SPW sit in! Tonight, we are taking control of the HWA! Gone is the days of talentless has beens boring up this show. The real talent has arrived! And Sergeant Shock has brought his troops!"
Static laughs as the roster begins to get comfortable. Suddenly, they are cut off by the familiar sound of "Welcome Home" By Coheed and Cambria. Static turns with a smirk as Kuk Killswitch walks out on the ramp, barbedwire bat in one hand, microphone in the other. He stops at the ramp and looks on at the ring full of the SPW roster.
Kuk Killswitch:"Static, I don't really care what kind of contract you signed and who you signed it with, but this is a show made for blood, guts, and broken bones and you and the rest of that pathetic excuse of a roster don't have a damn clue about any of that! Now, you're gonna' leave that ring tonight, either by your own hand, or by mine!"
The crowd cheers for Kuk, something he isn't used to. Static laughs as his roster begins to exit the ring and go for Killswitch.
Static:"Stop! Tonight's not gonna' be the night that everybody remembers as the death of Kuk Killswitch. I have a certain amount of respect for you Kuk. We've been tag team champions, we've fought for the richest prize in this sport, and through it all I have gained a certain respect for you. Even though it'd be a pleasure to knock your teeth down your goddamn throat, we'll back down tonight. But remember this.... this war.... it's far from over. You'll get yours Killswitch. A promise from the Don!"
The roster backs out of the ring and walks up the ramp, Killswitch backs off and waits patiently, knowing Static he is waiting for a sneak attack. The roster exits to the back and Killswitch breaths a sigh of relief.
Static:"The ink is still wet, SPW signs a contract with the HWA! I now have ultimate power! So tonight, we are hosting a SPW sit in! Tonight, we are taking control of the HWA! Gone is the days of talentless has beens boring up this show. The real talent has arrived! And Sergeant Shock has brought his troops!"
Static laughs as the roster begins to get comfortable. Suddenly, they are cut off by the familiar sound of "Welcome Home" By Coheed and Cambria. Static turns with a smirk as Kuk Killswitch walks out on the ramp, barbedwire bat in one hand, microphone in the other. He stops at the ramp and looks on at the ring full of the SPW roster.
Kuk Killswitch:"Static, I don't really care what kind of contract you signed and who you signed it with, but this is a show made for blood, guts, and broken bones and you and the rest of that pathetic excuse of a roster don't have a damn clue about any of that! Now, you're gonna' leave that ring tonight, either by your own hand, or by mine!"
The crowd cheers for Kuk, something he isn't used to. Static laughs as his roster begins to exit the ring and go for Killswitch.
Static:"Stop! Tonight's not gonna' be the night that everybody remembers as the death of Kuk Killswitch. I have a certain amount of respect for you Kuk. We've been tag team champions, we've fought for the richest prize in this sport, and through it all I have gained a certain respect for you. Even though it'd be a pleasure to knock your teeth down your goddamn throat, we'll back down tonight. But remember this.... this war.... it's far from over. You'll get yours Killswitch. A promise from the Don!"
The roster backs out of the ring and walks up the ramp, Killswitch backs off and waits patiently, knowing Static he is waiting for a sneak attack. The roster exits to the back and Killswitch breaths a sigh of relief.
Tag Team Match
The Cosmic Carnival vs. The Adicts
"Mr Cool" Charles Madden:"Your opening contest is a tag team match scheduled for one fall!! Introducing first....."
"I Wanna Destroy You" by Circle Jerks hits and the intro plays out. After it ends Kurt Ryan and Missy Paige run out from the back to the cheers of the crowd. They go to both sides of the ramp before coming to the middle together. Missy leans on one leg and throws up the metal horns as Kurt stands behind her throwing up the metal horns as well. They both begin down the ramp quickly, slapping fans hands.
The come to the ring and both slide in before climbing opposite turnbuckles. They throw up metal horns again before pumping their fists to the music. They then hop down and meet in the corner, preparing for their match-up.
"Mr Cool" Charles Madden:"And their opponents......"
The come to the ring and both slide in before climbing opposite turnbuckles. They throw up metal horns again before pumping their fists to the music. They then hop down and meet in the corner, preparing for their match-up.
"Mr Cool" Charles Madden:"And their opponents......"
The titantron shows a UFO speeding towards the Earth. It hits ground at a Carnival before the smoke clears and we come to the arena where a glow comes from the backstage area. We see a ramp extend from the backstage area before "NSP Theme Song" By NSP hits and the Cosmic Carnival come out on the UFO ramp. Sid and Zany look around the arena as the fans cheer massively for the unique duo! Zany does a cartwheel before sliding through the legs of Sid and looking around on all fours as Sid throws a fist in the air and yells. The duo begin down the ramp, Sid slapping eager hands and Zany handing out balloons!
They come to the ring as Sid begins asking for a pair of panties from a female fan. Zany looks around before taking notice and grabbing Sid by the neck and whipping him into the ring. Sid pops to his feet and climbs the turnbuckle as Zany slides in and chases the referee around before hoping on the turnbuckle himself and waving tot he crowd. He takes off his jacket as Sid hops down and stands in front on Zany who bounces up and down on the top turnbuckle, laughing.
The Bell rings to start this match!!
DING DING DING!!!!!!!!!
Match Summery: Zany and Kurt start in the ring as they begin to circle. Zany does his usual goofy antics as Kurt looks on confused. They go for a lock up, but Zany rolls under and pops to his feet before taking a bow. Kurt shakes his head before trying to get a handshake. Zany laughs as he does, but Kurt jumps back as they touch hands. Zany laughs as he reveals a hand buzzer in his hands. Kurt is a little ticked off as he goes for a clothesline, but Zany ducks and Kurt turns around before getting stomped on the toe by Zany. Zany locks in a headlock as the crowd laughs and cheers. Zany pulls Kurt to the corner before tagging Sid. They both grab onto Kurt and nail a double suplex before Zany exits and Sid covers. Kurt kicks out at 2 and Sid locks in a seated headlock.
Kurt is still in the ring as Sid has him up on his shoulders in a torture rack. Kurt wriggles around before landing a hurricanrana, but Sid comes right back to his feet running into a big dropsault from Kurt. The crowd is cheering loudly as the referee begins the count. He gets to 8 before Kurt finally tags in Missy and Sid tags in Zany. Zany runs in and catches a Single leg dropkick from Missy. She takes down Sid with one too before grabbing a hold of Zany and hitting a tilt a whirl armdrag! Zany pops to his feet and turns right into the "Flip the Paige" from Missy! She's pumped up as she signals for the "Paigeturner"! She hops up with both knees to Zany, but Zany catches her and backs into a tag from Sid who runs over and takes out Kurt. Zany then tosses away Missy who is caught by Sid who lifts her up, does a spin, and drops her rear end first onto his knee. Zany climbs the ropes and leaps off, delivering a super thumb to the bum of Missy, finishing the "Cosmic Cornhole" finisher! Sid covers as does Zany before the referee drops for the count. 1...2....3!!!!!
Winner: The Cosmic Carnival via Pinfall
Match Highlights: The Cosmic Carnival had control over Kurt for most of the match, making sure he stayed on their side of the ring!
Zany managed to lock in the "Wedgie!" on Kurt and ask him if he quit! Kurt did not...
Kurt tried for a wheelbarrow bulldog, but Zany held on and dropped him into a DDT from Sid!
After Match: The Cosmic Carnival began to celebrate, Zany handing out balloons and "I hugged a Clown today" stickers as Sid tried to get some womens panties!
They come to the ring as Sid begins asking for a pair of panties from a female fan. Zany looks around before taking notice and grabbing Sid by the neck and whipping him into the ring. Sid pops to his feet and climbs the turnbuckle as Zany slides in and chases the referee around before hoping on the turnbuckle himself and waving tot he crowd. He takes off his jacket as Sid hops down and stands in front on Zany who bounces up and down on the top turnbuckle, laughing.
The Bell rings to start this match!!
DING DING DING!!!!!!!!!
Match Summery: Zany and Kurt start in the ring as they begin to circle. Zany does his usual goofy antics as Kurt looks on confused. They go for a lock up, but Zany rolls under and pops to his feet before taking a bow. Kurt shakes his head before trying to get a handshake. Zany laughs as he does, but Kurt jumps back as they touch hands. Zany laughs as he reveals a hand buzzer in his hands. Kurt is a little ticked off as he goes for a clothesline, but Zany ducks and Kurt turns around before getting stomped on the toe by Zany. Zany locks in a headlock as the crowd laughs and cheers. Zany pulls Kurt to the corner before tagging Sid. They both grab onto Kurt and nail a double suplex before Zany exits and Sid covers. Kurt kicks out at 2 and Sid locks in a seated headlock.
Kurt is still in the ring as Sid has him up on his shoulders in a torture rack. Kurt wriggles around before landing a hurricanrana, but Sid comes right back to his feet running into a big dropsault from Kurt. The crowd is cheering loudly as the referee begins the count. He gets to 8 before Kurt finally tags in Missy and Sid tags in Zany. Zany runs in and catches a Single leg dropkick from Missy. She takes down Sid with one too before grabbing a hold of Zany and hitting a tilt a whirl armdrag! Zany pops to his feet and turns right into the "Flip the Paige" from Missy! She's pumped up as she signals for the "Paigeturner"! She hops up with both knees to Zany, but Zany catches her and backs into a tag from Sid who runs over and takes out Kurt. Zany then tosses away Missy who is caught by Sid who lifts her up, does a spin, and drops her rear end first onto his knee. Zany climbs the ropes and leaps off, delivering a super thumb to the bum of Missy, finishing the "Cosmic Cornhole" finisher! Sid covers as does Zany before the referee drops for the count. 1...2....3!!!!!
Winner: The Cosmic Carnival via Pinfall
Match Highlights: The Cosmic Carnival had control over Kurt for most of the match, making sure he stayed on their side of the ring!
Zany managed to lock in the "Wedgie!" on Kurt and ask him if he quit! Kurt did not...
Kurt tried for a wheelbarrow bulldog, but Zany held on and dropped him into a DDT from Sid!
After Match: The Cosmic Carnival began to celebrate, Zany handing out balloons and "I hugged a Clown today" stickers as Sid tried to get some womens panties!
Segment
Comforting Meeting
We come backstage where we see Aurora preparing for her match up next. She is pacing around as Yakima walks into the room.
Yakima:"Hey beautiful. You ready for our match?"
Aurora: I think so...it still doesn't seem right fighting you though.
Yakima laughs.
Yakima:"This is just a warmup for when you have the fight of your life at the PPV."
Aurora: Don't remind me, I still can't believe that monster is welcomed here.
She closes her eyes, thinking, as her pacing stops momentarily before she shakes her head and continues her pacing back and forth.
Aurora: Do you really believe they'll keep him away from me tonight?
Yakima shakes his head, he knows the truth but doesn't want her to worry.
Yakima:"They've got other things to worry about tonight. You just need to worry about me baby!"
Yakima laughs again as he brushes his shaggy hair from his face.
His laugh causes a slight smile to come to her lips as she stops walking and this stands in front of him.
Aurora: Thank you, for all of this. Without you I'm certain I would have broken completely and just given up.
Yakima smiles, knowing he's done well.
Yakima:"It's my pleasure Aurora. Now let's give these fans a match to remember!"
Yakima pats her on the shoulder as he gets up and walks away. A slight hint of nervousness flashes across Aurora's eyes before she masks it with a quick smile. Taking one last deep breath she turns the light out in her locker room before walking out.
Aurora: I can do this...
Yakima:"Hey beautiful. You ready for our match?"
Aurora: I think so...it still doesn't seem right fighting you though.
Yakima laughs.
Yakima:"This is just a warmup for when you have the fight of your life at the PPV."
Aurora: Don't remind me, I still can't believe that monster is welcomed here.
She closes her eyes, thinking, as her pacing stops momentarily before she shakes her head and continues her pacing back and forth.
Aurora: Do you really believe they'll keep him away from me tonight?
Yakima shakes his head, he knows the truth but doesn't want her to worry.
Yakima:"They've got other things to worry about tonight. You just need to worry about me baby!"
Yakima laughs again as he brushes his shaggy hair from his face.
His laugh causes a slight smile to come to her lips as she stops walking and this stands in front of him.
Aurora: Thank you, for all of this. Without you I'm certain I would have broken completely and just given up.
Yakima smiles, knowing he's done well.
Yakima:"It's my pleasure Aurora. Now let's give these fans a match to remember!"
Yakima pats her on the shoulder as he gets up and walks away. A slight hint of nervousness flashes across Aurora's eyes before she masks it with a quick smile. Taking one last deep breath she turns the light out in her locker room before walking out.
Aurora: I can do this...
Training Match
Aurora vs. Yakima Yoshikawa
"Mr. Cool" Charles Madden:"The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first....."
"Liars Mask" By Nightcore hits and Yakima comes out from the back to the roar of the crowd. He walks down to the ring, shaking hands and signing autographs for the kids.
He then stops and points towards the ring before running and sliding into the ring. Fireworks comes raining from the corners as he hops to his feet and smile towards the camera.
"Mr. Cool" Charles Madden:"And his opponent....."
He then stops and points towards the ring before running and sliding into the ring. Fireworks comes raining from the corners as he hops to his feet and smile towards the camera.
"Mr. Cool" Charles Madden:"And his opponent....."
"Just gold" by Mando Pony blasts through the speakers of the arena as Aurora walks out onto the ramp. A cold smirk covers her painted lips as she looks left and right, taking in the crowd before walking halfway down the ramp. Striking a quick pose pyrotechnics hit at the top of the stage bringing a glow of purple around her before she continues down the ramp occasionally hitting the hands of a few fans along the way that happen to strike her interest that week.
Circling the ring she then slides under the ropes in front of the commentators before going to the nearest turn buckle razing both hands in the air. She stands there basking in the reaction from the fans before then jumping down and leaning against the ropes awaiting her opponent but never moves her eyes from the ramp as the beam of light against her face gives an almost eerie aura to the painted features staring ahead.
The Bell rings to start this match!!
DING DING DING!!!!!!!!!
Match Summary: The bell rings as Aurora and Yakima lock up quickly, she looks to take the upper hand by catching him with a hard hit to the stomach causing him to let go as a smirk comes over her face. The two begin to circle one another as Aurora goes for another easy lock up but is caught off guard as Yakima catches her in a quick roll up, she kicks out immediately but a look of shock is over her face as this time it is his time to return the smirk. Making it to her feet Yakima rebounds from the ropes catching her with a drop kick to the knees bringing her back down as he yet again goes for a pin, she kicks out this time screaming with frustration as she is able to lift her feet up catching his own and bringing him down to the mat, face first beside her. She ignores a pin though as she stands up and begins climbing the turn buckle. Her thought to go to her finisher came too soon though as Yakima is already to his feet and hits the ropes sending her tumbling, she sits on the top turnbuckle, holding it with both hands as he climbs onto the second rope wrapping his arm around her as almost with ease he performs a suplex sending them both to the mat as she grabs her back in pain. Looking towards her you can see his lips moving, as if he’s trying to help but she won’t have any of it as she drags herself to the ropes.
As the match continued Aurora had gotten the upper hand after a long series of hits followed by returning the favor of hitting the turnbuckle he was standing up sending him falling from the ropes in pain as he laid on the mat. A cocky smirk was over her lips as she motioned to the fans, ready to finish it off with her finisher but as she went to grab Yakima he caught her with a hard strike to the chest causing her to stumble backwards just enough for him to rebound off the ropes and hit a stiff clotheslines that sends her to the mat hard. Once again he mouths something to her that seems to set a fire under her causing her to raise to her feet. He motions for her to come at him as she seems to almost size him up in her head before rebounding off the ropes, he goes to block her but she slides between his legs, catching one as she does as she’s able to pull herself up, using his own finisher against him. He yells out in pain as she pulls the move tighter, letting out a scream of her own as she performs the “Shikigami” to the best of her ability, obviously sloppy but well enough to get the job done as Yakima submits to his own move forcing the ref to call for the bell.
Winner: Aurora via submission
Match Highlights: N/A
After the Match: After the bell is called Aurora releases the hold before she then helps Yakima to his feet. The two share a silent moment, Aurora almost looking scared before a smile crosses the lips of Yakima and he nods his head pulling her into a hug before raising her arm looking out into the crowd.
(THANKS TO CHELSEA FOR WRITING THIS!!!!)
Circling the ring she then slides under the ropes in front of the commentators before going to the nearest turn buckle razing both hands in the air. She stands there basking in the reaction from the fans before then jumping down and leaning against the ropes awaiting her opponent but never moves her eyes from the ramp as the beam of light against her face gives an almost eerie aura to the painted features staring ahead.
The Bell rings to start this match!!
DING DING DING!!!!!!!!!
Match Summary: The bell rings as Aurora and Yakima lock up quickly, she looks to take the upper hand by catching him with a hard hit to the stomach causing him to let go as a smirk comes over her face. The two begin to circle one another as Aurora goes for another easy lock up but is caught off guard as Yakima catches her in a quick roll up, she kicks out immediately but a look of shock is over her face as this time it is his time to return the smirk. Making it to her feet Yakima rebounds from the ropes catching her with a drop kick to the knees bringing her back down as he yet again goes for a pin, she kicks out this time screaming with frustration as she is able to lift her feet up catching his own and bringing him down to the mat, face first beside her. She ignores a pin though as she stands up and begins climbing the turn buckle. Her thought to go to her finisher came too soon though as Yakima is already to his feet and hits the ropes sending her tumbling, she sits on the top turnbuckle, holding it with both hands as he climbs onto the second rope wrapping his arm around her as almost with ease he performs a suplex sending them both to the mat as she grabs her back in pain. Looking towards her you can see his lips moving, as if he’s trying to help but she won’t have any of it as she drags herself to the ropes.
As the match continued Aurora had gotten the upper hand after a long series of hits followed by returning the favor of hitting the turnbuckle he was standing up sending him falling from the ropes in pain as he laid on the mat. A cocky smirk was over her lips as she motioned to the fans, ready to finish it off with her finisher but as she went to grab Yakima he caught her with a hard strike to the chest causing her to stumble backwards just enough for him to rebound off the ropes and hit a stiff clotheslines that sends her to the mat hard. Once again he mouths something to her that seems to set a fire under her causing her to raise to her feet. He motions for her to come at him as she seems to almost size him up in her head before rebounding off the ropes, he goes to block her but she slides between his legs, catching one as she does as she’s able to pull herself up, using his own finisher against him. He yells out in pain as she pulls the move tighter, letting out a scream of her own as she performs the “Shikigami” to the best of her ability, obviously sloppy but well enough to get the job done as Yakima submits to his own move forcing the ref to call for the bell.
Winner: Aurora via submission
Match Highlights: N/A
After the Match: After the bell is called Aurora releases the hold before she then helps Yakima to his feet. The two share a silent moment, Aurora almost looking scared before a smile crosses the lips of Yakima and he nods his head pulling her into a hug before raising her arm looking out into the crowd.
(THANKS TO CHELSEA FOR WRITING THIS!!!!)
Segment
The Empire
We come backstage where we see The Empire standing in their locker room preparing for tonight's main event. Cory stands with a smirk on his face and the world title hanging on his shoulder.
Cory arson: hahaha! Did y'all like that? did y'all see the domination of that piece of trash Steven Osbourne? Steven thought he deserved a title shot? please Steven! like I said before, you get your rematch WHEN I SAY SO! But let me introduce everyone to The Empire....
He points to Tyson Shaw who steps forward with his arms crossed.
Cory arson: First the genetic freak! 6'6, 300 pounds of pure muscle rage and aggression! he is the enforcer of the Empire, Tyson Shaw!
Shaw snorts and flexes before stepping back.
Cory Arson: Ladies and gentlemen I've been watching this young man since he stepped foot in the wrestling business. the Coal that will be molded into a diamond, the savior, Xavier Creed!
Creed smirks as Laila smiles and nudges Arson. he smiles before continuing.
Cory Arson: Then the lovely, beautiful, and my girlfriend! yes I said girlfriend! the baddest female to ever grace a wrestling ring, Laila Marie!
The share a quick kiss before Laila begins.
Laila Marie: then the man who brought us here, without him this team, no, this family wouldn't be here! the godfather of professional wrestling and The HWA World Champion and it will stay that way for a long time! The best in the world, My Boyfriend, Cory Arson!
Arson brushes off his Championship before looking into the camera with a smirk.
Cory Arson: courtesy of The Empire, bow down to greatness!
The scene fades to black on the dominant Empire.
Cory arson: hahaha! Did y'all like that? did y'all see the domination of that piece of trash Steven Osbourne? Steven thought he deserved a title shot? please Steven! like I said before, you get your rematch WHEN I SAY SO! But let me introduce everyone to The Empire....
He points to Tyson Shaw who steps forward with his arms crossed.
Cory arson: First the genetic freak! 6'6, 300 pounds of pure muscle rage and aggression! he is the enforcer of the Empire, Tyson Shaw!
Shaw snorts and flexes before stepping back.
Cory Arson: Ladies and gentlemen I've been watching this young man since he stepped foot in the wrestling business. the Coal that will be molded into a diamond, the savior, Xavier Creed!
Creed smirks as Laila smiles and nudges Arson. he smiles before continuing.
Cory Arson: Then the lovely, beautiful, and my girlfriend! yes I said girlfriend! the baddest female to ever grace a wrestling ring, Laila Marie!
The share a quick kiss before Laila begins.
Laila Marie: then the man who brought us here, without him this team, no, this family wouldn't be here! the godfather of professional wrestling and The HWA World Champion and it will stay that way for a long time! The best in the world, My Boyfriend, Cory Arson!
Arson brushes off his Championship before looking into the camera with a smirk.
Cory Arson: courtesy of The Empire, bow down to greatness!
The scene fades to black on the dominant Empire.
4 on 1 Handicap Match
The JIT Squad vs. The Leviathan from the Ministry of Darkness
"Mr. Cool" Charles Madden:"The following contest is a four on one handicap match scheduled for one fall Introducing first....."
Kellin Savage appears on stage holding a cup of what seems to be blood. She walks down the ramp slowly and climbs inside. She pours the blood in a circle on the ring mat and backs away, laughing menacingly.
Suddenly, lightning hits the center of the circle and the lights go off. "Refined in the Fire" By Winds of Plague hits and the circle catches on fire for a second. It burns bright as the Leviathan rises from the circle in chains. The fire burns out and Kellin laughs as we see the Leviathan struggle to break free. Kellin unlocks the chains and the Leviathan stares down his opponent, waiting for the bell to destroy his enemy.
"Mr. Cool" Charles Madden:"And his opponent........"
Suddenly, lightning hits the center of the circle and the lights go off. "Refined in the Fire" By Winds of Plague hits and the circle catches on fire for a second. It burns bright as the Leviathan rises from the circle in chains. The fire burns out and Kellin laughs as we see the Leviathan struggle to break free. Kellin unlocks the chains and the Leviathan stares down his opponent, waiting for the bell to destroy his enemy.
"Mr. Cool" Charles Madden:"And his opponent........"
"The Worst Song Ever" by Murt Ambroseo hits the sound system and destroys our ears. 4 of the smallest, dumbest looking wrestlers step out on the ramp all dressed in a similar fashion. They smile and raise their fists before beginning down the ramp.
They all slide into the ring before climbing the turnbuckles and trying to get the crowd into the match. They hop down and get in the corner together, eyeing the Leviathan that they have to try and defeat.
The Bell rings to start this match!!
DING DING DING!!!!!!!!!
Match Summary: The match starts as immediately all four men attack the Leviathan throwing hits and kicks with all there might. They make him stumble back only slightly before he catches one by the throat throwing them backwards as the force from the push causes the others to fall backwards. A laugh leaves the Leviathan's lips he picks up his first victim throwing him out of the ring with ease before focusing on the next man to run at him, catching him with a stiff clothesline as the other two seem to be regretting their decision of agreeing to this match. They leave the ring to help their friend who is still laid out on the ground as the Leviathan turns his attention back to the poor soul recovering from the choke slam.
The match continues as expected as the ending comes fast, the four men are back on assault, throwing what hits they can manage from their leakened limbs as the Leviathan seems tired of playing with his prey. In a swift movement he catches two of them with a big boot before rebounding off the ropes and clotheslining the other two back out onto the floor. Going for the pin the three count comes with ease.
Match highlights: N/A
After the Match: The Leviathan laughs, looking to the crowd before he exits the ring leaving the medics to rush in to check on his drained opponents.
(THANKS TO CHELSEA FOR WRITING THIS!!!)
They all slide into the ring before climbing the turnbuckles and trying to get the crowd into the match. They hop down and get in the corner together, eyeing the Leviathan that they have to try and defeat.
The Bell rings to start this match!!
DING DING DING!!!!!!!!!
Match Summary: The match starts as immediately all four men attack the Leviathan throwing hits and kicks with all there might. They make him stumble back only slightly before he catches one by the throat throwing them backwards as the force from the push causes the others to fall backwards. A laugh leaves the Leviathan's lips he picks up his first victim throwing him out of the ring with ease before focusing on the next man to run at him, catching him with a stiff clothesline as the other two seem to be regretting their decision of agreeing to this match. They leave the ring to help their friend who is still laid out on the ground as the Leviathan turns his attention back to the poor soul recovering from the choke slam.
The match continues as expected as the ending comes fast, the four men are back on assault, throwing what hits they can manage from their leakened limbs as the Leviathan seems tired of playing with his prey. In a swift movement he catches two of them with a big boot before rebounding off the ropes and clotheslining the other two back out onto the floor. Going for the pin the three count comes with ease.
Match highlights: N/A
After the Match: The Leviathan laughs, looking to the crowd before he exits the ring leaving the medics to rush in to check on his drained opponents.
(THANKS TO CHELSEA FOR WRITING THIS!!!)
Segment
Indestructible Leviathan?
We cut backstage just seconds after The Leviathan has won his match as Aurora is staring at a monitor shaking her head.
Aurora: This isn’t fair, this creep has been torturing me for over a month! How did he get a match here?
Yakima: The shadows are tricky, they know how to pull strings. But he has been keeping a distance as they promised you.
Aurora: That’s supposed to make me feel better? A promise they gave me?! Yakima you told me earlier this week that you might know where Adrian is, why can’t we just get him and make this all go away.
Yakima: I keep telling you that it’s only a guess, I’m not certain and we both know even if we get Adrian back they aren’t going to leave you alone like nothing happened.
Aurora: Even still we’d be one step ahead! Yakima, that’s all I need, they have me pinned. It’s like they know my every move! I have to do something to shake them up…
Yakima: Aurora, I know that face. I can’t have you making stupid decisions this close to the match! You’re going to mess up everything we’ve worked toward, just let him go.
Aurora: I can’t…not after what he’s done to me, I can’t just stand here and let him go!
In an instant Aurora is running backstage not listening to the plea’s coming from Yakima as he stays on her heels. Turning the corner the camera catches sight of The Leviathan the same time Aurora does as she pushes the camera out of the way before charging at him, almost tackling him as she does. To her surprise he doesn’t even flinch as the impact from her hitting him caused her to fall to the ground. She starts pushing herself backwards, a look of shock against her features as The Leviathan turns, fire in his eyes as he’s ready to strike. Bracing herself, Aurora shields her face from the hit she knows is coming but she’s barely saved as Yakima throws himself between the two of them and pushes her out of the way. His yell can be heard as he grabs her running down the hall, neither of them looking back as they turn through the corridors making it to the exit.
Aurora: Yakima I’m…
Yakima: Just go home.
Aurora: I’m sorry…I.
Yakima: I know, just go. I can’t have you doing anything else stupid. I’m here to help you get Adrian back, but if you don’t listen to me that I’m afraid you’ll have to be on your own.
Aurora: But…
Yakima: I’m not leaving now, I’m just warning you. I know about these guys, you have to trust me. Learn to control your temper, we can’t afford you doing anything else like this, ok? Just go home and get some rest, we’ll talk later.
Not waiting for a response Yakima closes the door before nursing the shoulder that got caught in the altercation as the camera cuts back to the ring.
Aurora: This isn’t fair, this creep has been torturing me for over a month! How did he get a match here?
Yakima: The shadows are tricky, they know how to pull strings. But he has been keeping a distance as they promised you.
Aurora: That’s supposed to make me feel better? A promise they gave me?! Yakima you told me earlier this week that you might know where Adrian is, why can’t we just get him and make this all go away.
Yakima: I keep telling you that it’s only a guess, I’m not certain and we both know even if we get Adrian back they aren’t going to leave you alone like nothing happened.
Aurora: Even still we’d be one step ahead! Yakima, that’s all I need, they have me pinned. It’s like they know my every move! I have to do something to shake them up…
Yakima: Aurora, I know that face. I can’t have you making stupid decisions this close to the match! You’re going to mess up everything we’ve worked toward, just let him go.
Aurora: I can’t…not after what he’s done to me, I can’t just stand here and let him go!
In an instant Aurora is running backstage not listening to the plea’s coming from Yakima as he stays on her heels. Turning the corner the camera catches sight of The Leviathan the same time Aurora does as she pushes the camera out of the way before charging at him, almost tackling him as she does. To her surprise he doesn’t even flinch as the impact from her hitting him caused her to fall to the ground. She starts pushing herself backwards, a look of shock against her features as The Leviathan turns, fire in his eyes as he’s ready to strike. Bracing herself, Aurora shields her face from the hit she knows is coming but she’s barely saved as Yakima throws himself between the two of them and pushes her out of the way. His yell can be heard as he grabs her running down the hall, neither of them looking back as they turn through the corridors making it to the exit.
Aurora: Yakima I’m…
Yakima: Just go home.
Aurora: I’m sorry…I.
Yakima: I know, just go. I can’t have you doing anything else stupid. I’m here to help you get Adrian back, but if you don’t listen to me that I’m afraid you’ll have to be on your own.
Aurora: But…
Yakima: I’m not leaving now, I’m just warning you. I know about these guys, you have to trust me. Learn to control your temper, we can’t afford you doing anything else like this, ok? Just go home and get some rest, we’ll talk later.
Not waiting for a response Yakima closes the door before nursing the shoulder that got caught in the altercation as the camera cuts back to the ring.
Number 1 Contenders Battle Royal for a shot at the HWA King of Hardcore Championship
Scorpion vs. Kuk Killswitch vs. Aurora vs. Jacob Cass vs. Tyson Shaw vs. Joey Trash vs. Deon Savage vs. Kurt Ryan
All of the competitors are in the ring and prepared for the match. They all stand, ready to win the match!
The crowd falls silent as the lights dim out. After a few seconds the crowd become restless until the start of "Fractured" by Taproot cracks through the speakers at a high volume. The Glam Mans entrance video plays on the TitanTron as he slowly struts out with his arms spread out either side of him holding a beer in each hand and the HWA King of Hardcore Championship strapped around his waist. The crowd reacts loudly with a mixture of boos and cheers as Glammy continues on his path towards the ring, chugging away at both his beers. As he gets closer to the ring, Glammy starts to get slightly distracted by women at ringside, teasing himself towards them.
After finishing both beers simultaneously, Glammy throws both beer bottles into the crowd as he makes his way to the announce table. he grabs a steel chair and places it in front of the table as he sits down and holds the title on his shoulder, watching to see who will become the number one contender.
The Bell rings to start this match!!
DING DING DING!!!!!!!!!
Match Summery: As the bell rings every competitor goes after each other. Deon Savage and Aurora fighting in one corner, scorpion and Killswitch in another, Joey Trash and Jacob Cass in one, and Tyson Shaw and Kurt Ryan in another. Tyson is attempting to throw out Kurt as he hangs on for dear life. Aurora is beating on Savage, getting revenge from weeks of punishment. Killswitch has gone over to Joey and Jacob and begins to help Joey beat on Jacob. We see Joey grab his signature trash can and he begins taking people out left and right. he nails Killswitch with the trash can, then Aurora, then Scorpion a few times for good measure. Then he nails Shaw, then Kurt, then Jacob, then finally he nails Savage with a huge shot. Joey stands in the middle of the ring and lets out a big yell as he tosses the trash can aside. He grabs onto the head of Jacob Cass before trying to throw him over the ropes! Jacob reverses it and tosses Joey over the top and to the floor. JOEY TRASH IS ELIMINATED! Jacob is yelling down at Joey who looks disappointed on the ground. Aurora comes from behind and dumps Jacob over the top rope with ease! Jacob Cass is eliminated!
The competitors continue to fight as people look to be getting eliminated, but hold on. Tyson Shaw grabs Kurt Ryan and lifts him way above his head before chucking him to the outside, Kurt bouncing off the guardrail. Kurt Ryan if eliminated! Kuk grabs Tyson and clotheslines him over the ropes, but Tyson holds on. Killswitch goes for the "KOK", but Shaw blocks it and pulls Killswitch to the apron with him. Both men are exchanging punches and holding on for dear life. Suddenly, Killswitch scoops Tyson on his shoulders and nails the "Kuk Out" on the apron before rolling in the ring. Shaw rolls off and lands on the floor. Tyson Shaw is eliminated! Killswitch is slowly getting up to his feet as he takes notice to Static and the Silverback Mafia standing ringside now. Kuk shakes his head as he holds his stomach. he begins yelling and screaming at Static who gets up on the apron. Killswitch takes a shot, but Static jumps off the apron and laughs. Aurora comes from behind and whips Killswitch into the ropes as Static pulls them down. Killswitch falls over them and to the outside before landing on the ground. Kuk Killswitch is eliminated! The Silverback Mafia begin to stomp on Killswitch who is down on the outside as the crowd boos them. They lift Killswitch up and whip him into the steel steps as they explode upon impact! Killswitch is limp, but they don't care as they lift him up again. Static grabs his face and shoves him away before delivering a Pump kick! Killswitch lays motionless as Static and his Mafia walk up the ramp and to the back.
Three competitors are left as Glam Man sits on the outside with a smile on his face. Deon grabs Aurora by the throat and attempts to chokeslam her to the outside, but Aurora pushes herself away and nails Deon with a lariat! Deon is down, but not for long as he begins to make his way to his feet. Aurora springboards off the ropes and grabs onto Deon before tossing him to the outside and to the floor with a Springboard Tilt-a-Whirl Head Scissors! Deon Savage is eliminated! Scorpion grabs Aurora by the hair and whips her into the ropes before connecting with a big boot! Scorpion grabs her again and holds her by the throat as he lifts her in the air! She breaks free and delivers a stiff lariat, but the monster doesn't move. She does it again, same result! She goes for a Diving DDT, this time taking the monster off his feet, but he gets right back up using the ropes for leverage! She comes over and tries with all her might to lift him over the top rope, but he is simply too much weight for her. She goes for one more big shove and gets him up, but he lands a stiff elbow to the back of her head sending her stumbling back! He grabs her by the throat and lifts her up before tossing her to the outside with a chokeslam! Aurora is eliminated!
Winner: Scorpion via Elimination
Eliminations: Joey Trash was eliminated by Jacob Cass.
Jacob Cass was eliminated by Aurora.
Kurt Ryan was eliminated by Tyson Shaw.
Tyson Shaw was eliminated by Kuk Killswitch.
Kuk Killswitch was eliminated by Aurora (with help from Static).
Deon Savage was eliminated by Aurora.
Aurora was eliminated by Scorpion.
After Match: Glam Man slides into the ring and stands face to face with the Monster. He eyes him up and down before lifting the HWA King of Hardcore Championship above his head. The two stare eachother down as we cut to commercial.
After finishing both beers simultaneously, Glammy throws both beer bottles into the crowd as he makes his way to the announce table. he grabs a steel chair and places it in front of the table as he sits down and holds the title on his shoulder, watching to see who will become the number one contender.
The Bell rings to start this match!!
DING DING DING!!!!!!!!!
Match Summery: As the bell rings every competitor goes after each other. Deon Savage and Aurora fighting in one corner, scorpion and Killswitch in another, Joey Trash and Jacob Cass in one, and Tyson Shaw and Kurt Ryan in another. Tyson is attempting to throw out Kurt as he hangs on for dear life. Aurora is beating on Savage, getting revenge from weeks of punishment. Killswitch has gone over to Joey and Jacob and begins to help Joey beat on Jacob. We see Joey grab his signature trash can and he begins taking people out left and right. he nails Killswitch with the trash can, then Aurora, then Scorpion a few times for good measure. Then he nails Shaw, then Kurt, then Jacob, then finally he nails Savage with a huge shot. Joey stands in the middle of the ring and lets out a big yell as he tosses the trash can aside. He grabs onto the head of Jacob Cass before trying to throw him over the ropes! Jacob reverses it and tosses Joey over the top and to the floor. JOEY TRASH IS ELIMINATED! Jacob is yelling down at Joey who looks disappointed on the ground. Aurora comes from behind and dumps Jacob over the top rope with ease! Jacob Cass is eliminated!
The competitors continue to fight as people look to be getting eliminated, but hold on. Tyson Shaw grabs Kurt Ryan and lifts him way above his head before chucking him to the outside, Kurt bouncing off the guardrail. Kurt Ryan if eliminated! Kuk grabs Tyson and clotheslines him over the ropes, but Tyson holds on. Killswitch goes for the "KOK", but Shaw blocks it and pulls Killswitch to the apron with him. Both men are exchanging punches and holding on for dear life. Suddenly, Killswitch scoops Tyson on his shoulders and nails the "Kuk Out" on the apron before rolling in the ring. Shaw rolls off and lands on the floor. Tyson Shaw is eliminated! Killswitch is slowly getting up to his feet as he takes notice to Static and the Silverback Mafia standing ringside now. Kuk shakes his head as he holds his stomach. he begins yelling and screaming at Static who gets up on the apron. Killswitch takes a shot, but Static jumps off the apron and laughs. Aurora comes from behind and whips Killswitch into the ropes as Static pulls them down. Killswitch falls over them and to the outside before landing on the ground. Kuk Killswitch is eliminated! The Silverback Mafia begin to stomp on Killswitch who is down on the outside as the crowd boos them. They lift Killswitch up and whip him into the steel steps as they explode upon impact! Killswitch is limp, but they don't care as they lift him up again. Static grabs his face and shoves him away before delivering a Pump kick! Killswitch lays motionless as Static and his Mafia walk up the ramp and to the back.
Three competitors are left as Glam Man sits on the outside with a smile on his face. Deon grabs Aurora by the throat and attempts to chokeslam her to the outside, but Aurora pushes herself away and nails Deon with a lariat! Deon is down, but not for long as he begins to make his way to his feet. Aurora springboards off the ropes and grabs onto Deon before tossing him to the outside and to the floor with a Springboard Tilt-a-Whirl Head Scissors! Deon Savage is eliminated! Scorpion grabs Aurora by the hair and whips her into the ropes before connecting with a big boot! Scorpion grabs her again and holds her by the throat as he lifts her in the air! She breaks free and delivers a stiff lariat, but the monster doesn't move. She does it again, same result! She goes for a Diving DDT, this time taking the monster off his feet, but he gets right back up using the ropes for leverage! She comes over and tries with all her might to lift him over the top rope, but he is simply too much weight for her. She goes for one more big shove and gets him up, but he lands a stiff elbow to the back of her head sending her stumbling back! He grabs her by the throat and lifts her up before tossing her to the outside with a chokeslam! Aurora is eliminated!
Winner: Scorpion via Elimination
Eliminations: Joey Trash was eliminated by Jacob Cass.
Jacob Cass was eliminated by Aurora.
Kurt Ryan was eliminated by Tyson Shaw.
Tyson Shaw was eliminated by Kuk Killswitch.
Kuk Killswitch was eliminated by Aurora (with help from Static).
Deon Savage was eliminated by Aurora.
Aurora was eliminated by Scorpion.
After Match: Glam Man slides into the ring and stands face to face with the Monster. He eyes him up and down before lifting the HWA King of Hardcore Championship above his head. The two stare eachother down as we cut to commercial.
Segment
Spanish Announce Table FUN!
VIOLET: What is going on? Isn't that the Spanish Announce Team of Hidalgo Alba and Humberto Alvarez?"
DICK: Yes Violet. Or as I like to refer to them, team HA-HA has arrived!
VIOLET: I thought their table was destroyed awhile back?
DICK: I've just been handed something. It says here that they have table insurance and they've filed a claim with their insurance company!
VIOLET: Is...is that a thing?
DICK: Apparently so. And look who's come down to ringside to help in their unveiling of what can only be their repaired Spanish Announcer's table. It's none other than Jessica Alba!!
VIOLET: Well, Hidalgo is always saying he's Jessica's third cousin, twice removed. Guess it makes sense now.
DICK: We're about to have an insured table get unveiled to us. NOTHING ABOUT THIS MAKES ANY SENSE!!!!
Jessica gives her third cousin a big hug as she grabs a corner of the large blanket. On the count of three, they pull the blanket back to reveal a table...of sorts. Smiley-faced duck tape is HEAVILY wrapped around it as well as several 2x4's hastily nailed together on the sides. Somehow, perhaps through divine intervention, it is defying every law of science and is staying upright (as well as in one piece!).
VIOLET: Who the hell uses smiley faced duck tape? If they so much as sneeze, that thing is falling apart.
DICK: And how were we able to get Jessica freaking Alba to come to our show?
As if on cue, bubbles begin to descend from the rafters. The arena darkens as a strobe light illuminates the ramp. "Oops!...I Did It Again" by Britney Spears blares over the PA.
VIOLET: Nonono.....you had to ask. Please not him. Please not.....
The curtains part as out emerges none other than our rotund chum, Mr. Jack Happy! Sewn-in dreadlocks a-flyin', the rather heavyset, evil-smiley-faced masked luchadore wannabe walks down the ramp. Several chants of "JACK IS BACK!" can be heard throughout the arena. After giving Jessica Alba a hug for a longer-than-appropriate amount of time (and requiring both Hidalgo and Humberto to PRY the beloved fatcake off of the actress), he takes a seat in between Team Ha-Ha and the HWA's very own crew. Looking over at Violet and Dick, he waves earnestly.
VIOLET: ......not HIM.
DICK: What's wrong with.....Mr. Happy is it?
HAPPY: Howdy doo, buckaroo!!!!!! Great piece of repair work yes? I did it myself. All by myself. After all, I'm a graduate from the Jack Handy Institute of Handiness. Graduated Magna Cum Loudly or something. Anyways, glad I could be of help here. And to see Jessica freakin Alba...SCORE!
VIOLET: Great. You got to help. Maybe you can be useful to the HWA. Like get us some coffee or something?
HAPPY: Hey, that's a great idea. I'm all about trying to help out around here. Hey, I just wanted to say something before I go though.
DICK: What's that?
HAPPY: I'm glad I could help Team HA-HA get back on track. I look forward to the opportunity of helping Team MOORE DICK get their fill as well. I want the great fans of the HWA to just get stuffed with so much MOORE DICK. It's as if they just want next week to get here because that's all they dream about. MOORE DICK. What a team!!!!!!!! Well, I've got coffee to go get for you two. I'm just gonna go over there and try to get Ms. Alba's number real quick. For future reference. She might have a project or two I can help her with around her house. Like pipes. I wouldn't mind laying pipe for her at all. In fact, with the right amount of burritos in me, I can lay pipe all day and all night long. Anywho, I'll be back just like bad breath in the morning. TOODLES!!!!!!
Mr. Happy goes over to talk with Jessica Alba. She seems very entertained by him. Jack's confidence starts to rise as well as something a bit lower down. Regardless, as Jack puts a hand on the table to seductively lean a bit closer in her direction, the frail table gives way to his weight and he CRASHES through it. EMTs quickly rush out to help escort the dazed superstar to the back.
VIOLET: Guess coffee is out of the question.
DICK: Damn, I was really hoping for some too! Oh well. The show must go on and our main event is about to start. Does Starbucks deliver?
VIOLET: About as good as Mr. Happy does.
DICK: Ouch.
DICK: Yes Violet. Or as I like to refer to them, team HA-HA has arrived!
VIOLET: I thought their table was destroyed awhile back?
DICK: I've just been handed something. It says here that they have table insurance and they've filed a claim with their insurance company!
VIOLET: Is...is that a thing?
DICK: Apparently so. And look who's come down to ringside to help in their unveiling of what can only be their repaired Spanish Announcer's table. It's none other than Jessica Alba!!
VIOLET: Well, Hidalgo is always saying he's Jessica's third cousin, twice removed. Guess it makes sense now.
DICK: We're about to have an insured table get unveiled to us. NOTHING ABOUT THIS MAKES ANY SENSE!!!!
Jessica gives her third cousin a big hug as she grabs a corner of the large blanket. On the count of three, they pull the blanket back to reveal a table...of sorts. Smiley-faced duck tape is HEAVILY wrapped around it as well as several 2x4's hastily nailed together on the sides. Somehow, perhaps through divine intervention, it is defying every law of science and is staying upright (as well as in one piece!).
VIOLET: Who the hell uses smiley faced duck tape? If they so much as sneeze, that thing is falling apart.
DICK: And how were we able to get Jessica freaking Alba to come to our show?
As if on cue, bubbles begin to descend from the rafters. The arena darkens as a strobe light illuminates the ramp. "Oops!...I Did It Again" by Britney Spears blares over the PA.
VIOLET: Nonono.....you had to ask. Please not him. Please not.....
The curtains part as out emerges none other than our rotund chum, Mr. Jack Happy! Sewn-in dreadlocks a-flyin', the rather heavyset, evil-smiley-faced masked luchadore wannabe walks down the ramp. Several chants of "JACK IS BACK!" can be heard throughout the arena. After giving Jessica Alba a hug for a longer-than-appropriate amount of time (and requiring both Hidalgo and Humberto to PRY the beloved fatcake off of the actress), he takes a seat in between Team Ha-Ha and the HWA's very own crew. Looking over at Violet and Dick, he waves earnestly.
VIOLET: ......not HIM.
DICK: What's wrong with.....Mr. Happy is it?
HAPPY: Howdy doo, buckaroo!!!!!! Great piece of repair work yes? I did it myself. All by myself. After all, I'm a graduate from the Jack Handy Institute of Handiness. Graduated Magna Cum Loudly or something. Anyways, glad I could be of help here. And to see Jessica freakin Alba...SCORE!
VIOLET: Great. You got to help. Maybe you can be useful to the HWA. Like get us some coffee or something?
HAPPY: Hey, that's a great idea. I'm all about trying to help out around here. Hey, I just wanted to say something before I go though.
DICK: What's that?
HAPPY: I'm glad I could help Team HA-HA get back on track. I look forward to the opportunity of helping Team MOORE DICK get their fill as well. I want the great fans of the HWA to just get stuffed with so much MOORE DICK. It's as if they just want next week to get here because that's all they dream about. MOORE DICK. What a team!!!!!!!! Well, I've got coffee to go get for you two. I'm just gonna go over there and try to get Ms. Alba's number real quick. For future reference. She might have a project or two I can help her with around her house. Like pipes. I wouldn't mind laying pipe for her at all. In fact, with the right amount of burritos in me, I can lay pipe all day and all night long. Anywho, I'll be back just like bad breath in the morning. TOODLES!!!!!!
Mr. Happy goes over to talk with Jessica Alba. She seems very entertained by him. Jack's confidence starts to rise as well as something a bit lower down. Regardless, as Jack puts a hand on the table to seductively lean a bit closer in her direction, the frail table gives way to his weight and he CRASHES through it. EMTs quickly rush out to help escort the dazed superstar to the back.
VIOLET: Guess coffee is out of the question.
DICK: Damn, I was really hoping for some too! Oh well. The show must go on and our main event is about to start. Does Starbucks deliver?
VIOLET: About as good as Mr. Happy does.
DICK: Ouch.
Main Event
Steven Osbourne & ????? vs. The Empire
"Mr. Cool" Charles Madden:"It is now time for your main event of the evening! It is a tag team match scheduled for one fall!! Introducing first....."
"Bow Down" by Westside Connection hits and the intro is plays out then the beat drops out comes Shaw a mountain of muscle with creed on his back. then creed hops down and jumps around yelling. Out comes Cory holding Laila's hand. he pauses, looks around, then looks at his world title and raises it in the air before bringing it down and planting a kiss on Laila. He then walks down the ramp, everyone talking crap to the fans.
they get to the ring as Shaw walks up the steps and creed hops on the apron and climbs the turnbuckle. arson twirls laila around and smacks her on her butt before he hops on the apron as all 4 members are in the middle of the ring. they stand shoulder to shoulder and put up an "E". then arson climbs in the corner and raises the title and yells "Bow Down to the Empire" before holding the Championship up in the air..
"Mr. Cool" Charles Madden:"And their opponents......."
they get to the ring as Shaw walks up the steps and creed hops on the apron and climbs the turnbuckle. arson twirls laila around and smacks her on her butt before he hops on the apron as all 4 members are in the middle of the ring. they stand shoulder to shoulder and put up an "E". then arson climbs in the corner and raises the title and yells "Bow Down to the Empire" before holding the Championship up in the air..
"Mr. Cool" Charles Madden:"And their opponents......."
"Fever For the Flava" by Hot Action Cop starts to play and Steven Osbourne slowly walks through the curtain prolonging his entrance for suspense reasons. As he makes his way to the ring he mugs for the camera and for the ladies as he struts, moon walks, and flexes generally making a spectacle of himself. As well he gets his unpaid intern Amber Del Vallee to take pictures of him with pretty girls on her cell phone and jot down numbers he gets, likely incorrectly. His manager Veronica Anderson tries to get him to focus and plan some last minute strategy before he finally makes it to the ring.
"Mr. Cool" Charles Madden:"And his tag team partner..........."
"Mr. Cool" Charles Madden:"And his tag team partner..........."
"Gloryhole" by Steel Panther hits the sound system and pink lazors begin to flash in the arena. After the intro Sleaze comes out from the back with a huge grin on his face. In his hand he holds a bottle of baby oil as he opens up his pink jacket and begins to spray an unhealthy amount of oil all over his hairy chest. He rubs it in with his hand before tossing the empty bottle and beginning down the ramp, slapping fans hands, leaving a nasty baby oil residue.
Sleaze winks to a few lucky ladies before running and sliding (way to far) into the ring. He gets to his feet and climbs the turnbuckle before opening his jacket wide and rubbing his hairy chest seductively. He hops down, high fives Steven, and tosses off his jacket and sunglasses before winking at Laila Marie on the outside.
The Bell rings to start this match!!
DING DING DING!!!!!!!!!
Match Summery: Steven and Creed start in the ring as they lock up. Steven takes him down with a drop toe hold and begins to pummel him with slaps to the back of the head. Steven laughs before Creed gets to his feet and goes for Steven, but Steven dodges, sending Creed into the corner. Steven locks his arms up in the "French Tickler" before beginning to tickle him! Creed breaks free and grabs Steven by the hair and slams him on the mat on the back of his head. Creed wipes his mouth before wildly stomping at Stevens chest, the referee eventually pulling him away. Creed drags Steven by his hair to the corner before tagging in Arson who comes in and stomps Creed in the corner. The referee backs Arson off and Arson comes back and meets a punch to the gut from Steven. Arson looks surprised, but cuts Steven off with a big stomp to the face. Arson lifts Steven by the hair and hits him with a Michinoku Driver and covers, only getting a 2. HE locks in a headlock as the crowd boos Arson.
Arson and Creed have been beating on Steven for a while now. Steven is down and out as Creed lifts him up and tries for a fisherman suplex. Steven blocks it and Arson attempts to get into the ring. The referee pulls Arson away and Steven manages to slip in the "Eliminating the Competition" low blow! Creed falls to the ground as does Steven as the referee turns and begins to count. He counts to 9 before both men tag in their partners. Arson comes in with a clothesline, but Sleaze ducks and nails a flying clothesline. He gets up and nails another, and another before dropping to his knees in front of Arson and rubbing his chest then delivering a throat chop. Arson stumbles back as Sleaze whips him and nails a lou Thesz press! He throws a few punches before getting off and calling for the "Full Frontal"! He rebounds off the ropes and takes a leap, but Arson catches him and goes for a powerbomb! Sleaze reverses it into a hurricanrana and whips him to his corner. Sleaze runs in and nails a corner knee to the face of Arson as he tags in Steven. Steven darts in and takes out Xavier as Sleaze places Arson on the top rope. Sleaze moves out of the way as Steve goes for the "Sexecution"! Arson holds on and looks to be going for a top rope powerbomb, but Steven reverses mid air into a roll up! Xavier runs in the ring, but Sleaze catches him in a roll up at the same time! The referee looks confused, but shrugs and drops to count! 1...2....3!!!!!!! DOUBLE ROLL UP!!!
Winner: Steven Osbourne & Sleaze via Pinfall
Sleaze winks to a few lucky ladies before running and sliding (way to far) into the ring. He gets to his feet and climbs the turnbuckle before opening his jacket wide and rubbing his hairy chest seductively. He hops down, high fives Steven, and tosses off his jacket and sunglasses before winking at Laila Marie on the outside.
The Bell rings to start this match!!
DING DING DING!!!!!!!!!
Match Summery: Steven and Creed start in the ring as they lock up. Steven takes him down with a drop toe hold and begins to pummel him with slaps to the back of the head. Steven laughs before Creed gets to his feet and goes for Steven, but Steven dodges, sending Creed into the corner. Steven locks his arms up in the "French Tickler" before beginning to tickle him! Creed breaks free and grabs Steven by the hair and slams him on the mat on the back of his head. Creed wipes his mouth before wildly stomping at Stevens chest, the referee eventually pulling him away. Creed drags Steven by his hair to the corner before tagging in Arson who comes in and stomps Creed in the corner. The referee backs Arson off and Arson comes back and meets a punch to the gut from Steven. Arson looks surprised, but cuts Steven off with a big stomp to the face. Arson lifts Steven by the hair and hits him with a Michinoku Driver and covers, only getting a 2. HE locks in a headlock as the crowd boos Arson.
Arson and Creed have been beating on Steven for a while now. Steven is down and out as Creed lifts him up and tries for a fisherman suplex. Steven blocks it and Arson attempts to get into the ring. The referee pulls Arson away and Steven manages to slip in the "Eliminating the Competition" low blow! Creed falls to the ground as does Steven as the referee turns and begins to count. He counts to 9 before both men tag in their partners. Arson comes in with a clothesline, but Sleaze ducks and nails a flying clothesline. He gets up and nails another, and another before dropping to his knees in front of Arson and rubbing his chest then delivering a throat chop. Arson stumbles back as Sleaze whips him and nails a lou Thesz press! He throws a few punches before getting off and calling for the "Full Frontal"! He rebounds off the ropes and takes a leap, but Arson catches him and goes for a powerbomb! Sleaze reverses it into a hurricanrana and whips him to his corner. Sleaze runs in and nails a corner knee to the face of Arson as he tags in Steven. Steven darts in and takes out Xavier as Sleaze places Arson on the top rope. Sleaze moves out of the way as Steve goes for the "Sexecution"! Arson holds on and looks to be going for a top rope powerbomb, but Steven reverses mid air into a roll up! Xavier runs in the ring, but Sleaze catches him in a roll up at the same time! The referee looks confused, but shrugs and drops to count! 1...2....3!!!!!!! DOUBLE ROLL UP!!!
Winner: Steven Osbourne & Sleaze via Pinfall
Ending Segment
Sleaze and Steven immediately slide out of the ring as Arson and Creed go after them, narrowly missing catching them. Steven grabs the HWA World heavyweight Championship and stares at it as Arson looks livid in the ring. Steven holds it up on the ramp and smiles as the crowd cheers him loudly! Arson is going crazy in the ring as Steven and Sleaze celebrate on the stage. The HWA logo comes up on the screen before we fade to black!