Opening Segment
The opening video for HWA begins to play, but it suddenly fazes out in static. We come backstage where we see "Lethal Injection" Kurt Ryan standing against a wall scrolling through his phone.
"Why don't you look up and acknowledge me fella."
Kurt looks confused as he looks up at the man behind the voice. The camera pans as we see the final UPW Champion and man of DDW Fame, Static standing with a cocky smirk on his face.
Kurt Ryan:"Static! How's it been man?"
Static:"Doesn't matter. I'm here on business. I see where you're at here in the HWA. You are pushed to the bottom week after week after week never getting a shot at anything. Well I've got a little offer for you."
Static reaches in his pocket and pulls out his wallet. He opens it up and pulls out a business card. We can see a blue logo on it.
Static:"See, if you come over to SPW you'll go from the bottom and rise all the way to the top. Leave behind this company that won't give you a damn thing and come over to a place with actual talent."
Static extends the card and Kurt takes it. He reads it and then looks at Static. He then tears it up and tosses it in his face. Static smirks.
Kurt Ryan:"I'm not some kind of turncoat man. Coming here and trying to recruit another companies stars ain't smart man. That's how you get yourself hurt. I suggest you leave before the rest of the guys find out. Loyalty is better than coming whoever you're at man."
Kurt walks off and shoulder checks Static when he passes him. Static turns around as Kurt turns towards him.
Static:"You just made the worst mistake of your life."
Kurt laughs as he turns around and bumps right into 3 very large men. 1 wears dreads, the other looks to be Arabian, and the last is sporting a long beard. Kurt looks supposed at the mass in front of him.
Static:"Let me introduce you to my friends. Curt Kingston, Muhammad Davari, and Kato."
Suddenly, Kurt is pummeled by the 3 men. They begin throwing forearms, punches, and uppercuts. Kurt struggles to the ground before the 3 begin stomping and kicking him. Kurt starts bleeding as the men continue.
Static:"Lift his ass up!"
The 3 men follow the orders as they lift him to his feet. Static laughs before backing up and delivering a vicious pump kick to the face of Kurt Ryan. Kurt is out cold and bleeding from his head and mouth. Static crouches down and grabs a handful of Kurts Mohawk as he lifts Kurts head a bit.
Static:"Do me a favor and let them know the Shocks here."
Static drops Kurts head and stands up. He then nods to his crew and the 4 begin to walk away as we zoom down on Kurts broken body.
"Why don't you look up and acknowledge me fella."
Kurt looks confused as he looks up at the man behind the voice. The camera pans as we see the final UPW Champion and man of DDW Fame, Static standing with a cocky smirk on his face.
Kurt Ryan:"Static! How's it been man?"
Static:"Doesn't matter. I'm here on business. I see where you're at here in the HWA. You are pushed to the bottom week after week after week never getting a shot at anything. Well I've got a little offer for you."
Static reaches in his pocket and pulls out his wallet. He opens it up and pulls out a business card. We can see a blue logo on it.
Static:"See, if you come over to SPW you'll go from the bottom and rise all the way to the top. Leave behind this company that won't give you a damn thing and come over to a place with actual talent."
Static extends the card and Kurt takes it. He reads it and then looks at Static. He then tears it up and tosses it in his face. Static smirks.
Kurt Ryan:"I'm not some kind of turncoat man. Coming here and trying to recruit another companies stars ain't smart man. That's how you get yourself hurt. I suggest you leave before the rest of the guys find out. Loyalty is better than coming whoever you're at man."
Kurt walks off and shoulder checks Static when he passes him. Static turns around as Kurt turns towards him.
Static:"You just made the worst mistake of your life."
Kurt laughs as he turns around and bumps right into 3 very large men. 1 wears dreads, the other looks to be Arabian, and the last is sporting a long beard. Kurt looks supposed at the mass in front of him.
Static:"Let me introduce you to my friends. Curt Kingston, Muhammad Davari, and Kato."
Suddenly, Kurt is pummeled by the 3 men. They begin throwing forearms, punches, and uppercuts. Kurt struggles to the ground before the 3 begin stomping and kicking him. Kurt starts bleeding as the men continue.
Static:"Lift his ass up!"
The 3 men follow the orders as they lift him to his feet. Static laughs before backing up and delivering a vicious pump kick to the face of Kurt Ryan. Kurt is out cold and bleeding from his head and mouth. Static crouches down and grabs a handful of Kurts Mohawk as he lifts Kurts head a bit.
Static:"Do me a favor and let them know the Shocks here."
Static drops Kurts head and stands up. He then nods to his crew and the 4 begin to walk away as we zoom down on Kurts broken body.
Second Round Match for the HWA World Heavyweight Championship
Steven Osbourne vs. Scorpion
"Mr. Cool" Charles Madden:"The following is a second Round Match in the Tournament for the HWA World Heavyweight Championship! Introducing first....."
"Fever For the Flava" by Hot Action Cop starts to play and Steven Osbourne slowly walks through the curtain prolonging his entrance for suspense reasons. As he makes his way to the ring he mugs for the camera and for the ladies as he struts, moon walks, and flexes generally making a spectacle of himself. As well he gets his unpaid intern Amber Del Vallee to take pictures of him with pretty girls on her cell phone and jot down numbers he gets, likely incorrectly. His manager Veronica Anderson tries to get him to focus and plan some last minute strategy before he finally makes it to the ring.
"Mr Cool" Charles Madden:"And his opponent......"
"Mr Cool" Charles Madden:"And his opponent......"
"Set Up" By Drowning Pool and after the intro the lights turn to dark red. Dr. Crane comes out from the back with Scorpion behind walking slowly. They walk down the ramp, ignoring the rest of the world.
"Mr. Cool" Charles Madden:"Hailing from Deathport, Pennsylvania, standing 6 foot 10 inches tall, weighing in at 320 pounds, accompanied to the ring by Dr. Crane, he is Punisher of Darkness, this is SCORRRRRRPPPPIIIOOOOONNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!"
Scorpion puts his hands on the top rope and pulls himself up on the ring apron. He steps over the top rope and gets into the ring. He walks to the middle of the ring and stands there for a moment before looking up slowly as fire explodes from the corners. He stares down the camera and waits for the match to begin as Dr. Crane walks over to the corner.
The Bell rings to start this match!!
DING DING DING!!!!!!!!!
Match Summery: As the bell rings Steven begins to strut around Scorpion. Scorpion looks on, angered at the flamboyant superstar. Scorpion tries to grab him, but Steven rolls out of the way and lands a shot to the big mans head. Scorpion tries again, but the same fate hits him as Steven rolls and slaps. This repeats one last time before Scorpion backs the smaller Steven back into a corner. Steven tries to go left, Scorpion blocks it. He tries right, the monster grabs Steven by the throat and lifts him up in the air and onto his shoulders. He then gets a small running start and sits out, hitting a Torture rack Backbreaker on Steven. Steven writhes in pain as Scorpion covers, but only gets a 2. Scorpion stands up to his feet and grabs a handful of curly hair atop Stevens head. he lifts him up and whips him into the ropes. Scorpion tries for a big boot, but Steven ducks and comes back with a flying headscissors. The monster goes towards the ropes before standing up quickly. Steven has made his way to the top rope as he leaps off with a Missile Dropkick. This sends the monster stumbling over to the corner. Steven capitalizes by going to the apron and locking up Scorpions arms and begins the dreaded "French Tickler". Scorpion doesn't react, looking to be getting angered by the attempt at being tickled. He powers his way out of the lock and lifts up Steven, delivering a chokeslam! He covers and almost gets the 3 count!
Steven is still down as Scorpion has had control for most of the match. Scorpion looks to be going for a spear as Steven is attempting to get to his feet. Scorpion goes for a spear, but Steven leaps over him and Scorpion eats the turnbuckle face first. Steven manages to land on the monsters back after leaping over him, so he floats over into a flukey looking pinfall. Scorpion kicks out and grabs him by the head and lifts him up, looking to go for the "Death Sting". Steven manages to slip out with a few well placed elbows and send Scorpion into the corner. Amber gets up on the apron and distracts the referee. Steven nails Scorpion right in the crotch with the "Eliminating the Competition" low blow. He then hits it again, and again before locking in a flukey rollup. The ref turns and counts. 1....2.....3!!!! Steven gets away with the cheap victory!
Winner: Steven Osbourne via Pinfall Match
Highlights: Scorpion beat down Steven most of the match. The size difference was unmatchable and Steven suffered because of it.
Steven managed to get a lot of roll-ups, but none stuck until the end.
After Match: Steven attempts to kiss Veronica. She moves out of the way and Steven accidentally (sure Steven...it was an accident!) kisses Amber on the mouth! The 3 then exit the ring and Steven continues to celebrate.
"Mr. Cool" Charles Madden:"Hailing from Deathport, Pennsylvania, standing 6 foot 10 inches tall, weighing in at 320 pounds, accompanied to the ring by Dr. Crane, he is Punisher of Darkness, this is SCORRRRRRPPPPIIIOOOOONNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!"
Scorpion puts his hands on the top rope and pulls himself up on the ring apron. He steps over the top rope and gets into the ring. He walks to the middle of the ring and stands there for a moment before looking up slowly as fire explodes from the corners. He stares down the camera and waits for the match to begin as Dr. Crane walks over to the corner.
The Bell rings to start this match!!
DING DING DING!!!!!!!!!
Match Summery: As the bell rings Steven begins to strut around Scorpion. Scorpion looks on, angered at the flamboyant superstar. Scorpion tries to grab him, but Steven rolls out of the way and lands a shot to the big mans head. Scorpion tries again, but the same fate hits him as Steven rolls and slaps. This repeats one last time before Scorpion backs the smaller Steven back into a corner. Steven tries to go left, Scorpion blocks it. He tries right, the monster grabs Steven by the throat and lifts him up in the air and onto his shoulders. He then gets a small running start and sits out, hitting a Torture rack Backbreaker on Steven. Steven writhes in pain as Scorpion covers, but only gets a 2. Scorpion stands up to his feet and grabs a handful of curly hair atop Stevens head. he lifts him up and whips him into the ropes. Scorpion tries for a big boot, but Steven ducks and comes back with a flying headscissors. The monster goes towards the ropes before standing up quickly. Steven has made his way to the top rope as he leaps off with a Missile Dropkick. This sends the monster stumbling over to the corner. Steven capitalizes by going to the apron and locking up Scorpions arms and begins the dreaded "French Tickler". Scorpion doesn't react, looking to be getting angered by the attempt at being tickled. He powers his way out of the lock and lifts up Steven, delivering a chokeslam! He covers and almost gets the 3 count!
Steven is still down as Scorpion has had control for most of the match. Scorpion looks to be going for a spear as Steven is attempting to get to his feet. Scorpion goes for a spear, but Steven leaps over him and Scorpion eats the turnbuckle face first. Steven manages to land on the monsters back after leaping over him, so he floats over into a flukey looking pinfall. Scorpion kicks out and grabs him by the head and lifts him up, looking to go for the "Death Sting". Steven manages to slip out with a few well placed elbows and send Scorpion into the corner. Amber gets up on the apron and distracts the referee. Steven nails Scorpion right in the crotch with the "Eliminating the Competition" low blow. He then hits it again, and again before locking in a flukey rollup. The ref turns and counts. 1....2.....3!!!! Steven gets away with the cheap victory!
Winner: Steven Osbourne via Pinfall Match
Highlights: Scorpion beat down Steven most of the match. The size difference was unmatchable and Steven suffered because of it.
Steven managed to get a lot of roll-ups, but none stuck until the end.
After Match: Steven attempts to kiss Veronica. She moves out of the way and Steven accidentally (sure Steven...it was an accident!) kisses Amber on the mouth! The 3 then exit the ring and Steven continues to celebrate.
Segment
We come backstage to the locker room of Kuk Killswitch. He steps out and is met face to face with Danny Brannigan. Kuk sighs heavily before stopping.
Kuk Killswitch:"Let's hurry this up DB. I got shit to do and places to be."
Danny nods as he begins.
Danny Brannigan:"At the end of last weeks show you came to the ring and took out Cory Arson with a steel chair. What are your motives behind this attack?"
Kuk chuckles.
Kuk Killswitch:"Making a statement. It's simple DB. Cory Arson is one of those guys that thinks he is the top dog. He accomplished so much in UPW and I've been around the world with him and against him. I know he's dangerous, and that's why I had to get him before he got me."
Danny Brannigan:"This week you take on your half brother Glam Man in a Hardcore Rules match that you challenged him to. Will this effect your relationship with your brother or will the fact that he is your brother come in between you and a win in this tournament?"
Kuk laughs again.
Kuk Killswitch:"Glam and I have been in this kind of battle before. We first met in a match designed to inflict the most amount of pain on each other. We both are competitors and tonight we will beat each other within an inch of our lives, but we will walk out of here still brothers. Family or not, we both understand what is on the line, and neither of us will go easy because of it."
Danny Brannigan:"Last question for you Kuk. With you and your brother being in the same place again, is there a chance we will see the return of Obscure Insanity?"
Kuk thinks for a minute before a wicked smile spread across his face.
Kuk Killswitch:"Anything is possible DB."
And with that, Kuk taps Danny on the shoulder and walks away, leaving Danny pleasantly surprised he didn't anger Kuk for once.
Kuk Killswitch:"Let's hurry this up DB. I got shit to do and places to be."
Danny nods as he begins.
Danny Brannigan:"At the end of last weeks show you came to the ring and took out Cory Arson with a steel chair. What are your motives behind this attack?"
Kuk chuckles.
Kuk Killswitch:"Making a statement. It's simple DB. Cory Arson is one of those guys that thinks he is the top dog. He accomplished so much in UPW and I've been around the world with him and against him. I know he's dangerous, and that's why I had to get him before he got me."
Danny Brannigan:"This week you take on your half brother Glam Man in a Hardcore Rules match that you challenged him to. Will this effect your relationship with your brother or will the fact that he is your brother come in between you and a win in this tournament?"
Kuk laughs again.
Kuk Killswitch:"Glam and I have been in this kind of battle before. We first met in a match designed to inflict the most amount of pain on each other. We both are competitors and tonight we will beat each other within an inch of our lives, but we will walk out of here still brothers. Family or not, we both understand what is on the line, and neither of us will go easy because of it."
Danny Brannigan:"Last question for you Kuk. With you and your brother being in the same place again, is there a chance we will see the return of Obscure Insanity?"
Kuk thinks for a minute before a wicked smile spread across his face.
Kuk Killswitch:"Anything is possible DB."
And with that, Kuk taps Danny on the shoulder and walks away, leaving Danny pleasantly surprised he didn't anger Kuk for once.
Singles Match
Decay vs. Deon Savage
"Mr. Cool" Charles Madden:"The following match is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first....."
"Psychosocial" By Slipknot hits and the intro plays out. The lights violently strobe and shake to the beat. Then the beat drops and the drums kick in at full speed. When the words hit Decay comes out from the back inside of a straight jacket. A small man follows as Decay comes to the edge of the ramp. He looks around before the small man unhooks the straight jacket and exits to the back. Decay lets out a primal scream and claws and pulls at his face before beginning down the ramp.
He comes to the ring and rolls in before getting to his feet quickly. he climbs the ropes and lets out another scream as he extends his arms out to the sides. He hops down and paces around the ring, waiting for the bell.
"Mr. Cool" Charles Madden:"And his opponent....."
He comes to the ring and rolls in before getting to his feet quickly. he climbs the ropes and lets out another scream as he extends his arms out to the sides. He hops down and paces around the ring, waiting for the bell.
"Mr. Cool" Charles Madden:"And his opponent....."
The arena turns completely black as "Broken out in Love" By Mark Crozer and the Rels hits the sound system. a flaming pentagram appears onstage and burns brightly for a few moments. Suddenly, it goes out and red smoke fills the stage as Deon Savage comes out from the residue of the pentagram, A hooded robe hiding his face and head. He begins down the ramp, hands clasped together in front of him. The lights flash from red to normal as if watching a horror movie.
Once he gets to the ring he walks through the ropes and takes his hood off as the lights return to normal. He props himself on the top turnbuckle, eyeing his opponent for the match.
The Bell rings to start this match!!
DING DING DING!!!!!!!!!
Match Summery: The bell rings as both men begin to circle each other. Deon and Decay lock up as they struggle to take control. Deon takes Decay in the corner, but Decay takes Deon back to the middle. Both men continue to struggle against each other, but eventually Deon gets a knee to the gut of Decay. He whips him and goes for a big boot. Decay ducks it and comes back with a flying crossbody. Deon rolls through and lifts Decay up with him. He powers him onto his shoulder and goes for the corner, looking to toss him onto the top with the snake eyes. Decay slides out from behind and Deon turns right into Belly to Belly Slam. Decay covers, but only gets a 2.
Decay goes for a kick to the gut of Deon, but Deon catches his foot. Decay whips around and delivers a sick mule kick to Deon's face, stumbling the larger man. Decay lifts the bigger man up (with a bit of a struggle), and goes for the fireman's carry Knee Neckbreaker. Deon lands on his feet and lifts Decay up on his shoulder. He runs and drops Decay face first on the top turnbuckle, then rebounds on the ropes and delivers a big boot to his head. Deon pulls down his straps and calls for the "Nail in the Coffin". Decay is up and he turns right into a clean "Nail in the Coffin"! Deon covers and gets the clean win.
Winner: Deon Savage via Pinfall
Match Highlights: Decay attempted a Flying Clothesline from the top rope, but was caught with a chokeslam instead.
Deon caught Decay with a Uranage after he attempted a springboard clothesline.
After Match: Deon celebrates before disappearing into the shadows.
Once he gets to the ring he walks through the ropes and takes his hood off as the lights return to normal. He props himself on the top turnbuckle, eyeing his opponent for the match.
The Bell rings to start this match!!
DING DING DING!!!!!!!!!
Match Summery: The bell rings as both men begin to circle each other. Deon and Decay lock up as they struggle to take control. Deon takes Decay in the corner, but Decay takes Deon back to the middle. Both men continue to struggle against each other, but eventually Deon gets a knee to the gut of Decay. He whips him and goes for a big boot. Decay ducks it and comes back with a flying crossbody. Deon rolls through and lifts Decay up with him. He powers him onto his shoulder and goes for the corner, looking to toss him onto the top with the snake eyes. Decay slides out from behind and Deon turns right into Belly to Belly Slam. Decay covers, but only gets a 2.
Decay goes for a kick to the gut of Deon, but Deon catches his foot. Decay whips around and delivers a sick mule kick to Deon's face, stumbling the larger man. Decay lifts the bigger man up (with a bit of a struggle), and goes for the fireman's carry Knee Neckbreaker. Deon lands on his feet and lifts Decay up on his shoulder. He runs and drops Decay face first on the top turnbuckle, then rebounds on the ropes and delivers a big boot to his head. Deon pulls down his straps and calls for the "Nail in the Coffin". Decay is up and he turns right into a clean "Nail in the Coffin"! Deon covers and gets the clean win.
Winner: Deon Savage via Pinfall
Match Highlights: Decay attempted a Flying Clothesline from the top rope, but was caught with a chokeslam instead.
Deon caught Decay with a Uranage after he attempted a springboard clothesline.
After Match: Deon celebrates before disappearing into the shadows.
Segment
A backstage camera runs through the back halls of the HWA arena, apparently towards something either A) important or B) interesting enough to take up some time…in this instance let’s go with B as all that can be heard is shouting coming from the locker room of Aurora.
Aurora: I told you already! I told him not to, what’s wrong with it anyway?!
Adrian: You know exactly what’s wrong with it, we came here for one reason and one reason only! I’m not going to have you off flirting with those jokes, they aren’t going to mess this up for us!
Aurora: How many times do I have to tell you I wasn’t flirting, am I just supposed to ignore everyone who tries to talk to me? You know I can’t live like that Adrian!
Adrian: Aurora, we both know it’s more than that! When you got signed to this company we had a goal as soon as your name was signed to that contract. It’s the second week here and you’re already losing sight of what’s important. I’m supposed to be protecting you! Did what I did last week mean nothing to you?!
Aurora: You mean cheating?! That was you’re idea
Adrian, not mine! But please, continue to make me look like a bad guy out there.
Adrian: You are the bad guy!
Intense sighs can be heard as incoherent mumbles follow, it must have been something unpleasant as the loud smack of a palm hitting skin thunders through the walls followed then by the sound of boots clicking against the floor moving closer to the door. The camera moves back quickly, turning the corner as Aurora storms out of the room. Taking their chances the camera advances as we hear a man’s voice coming from behind.
Cameraman: Aurora, can we get a quick word from you before you head to the ring for your match tonight?
Aurora: Oh yeah, sure.
Cameraman: Tonight you’re facing the self-proclaimed king himself Alex Sanders, what do you think about this and do you have any words for anyone backstage watching?
Aurora: I only have one thing to say, I came into this company with the goal of winning that championship, I may not have the experience that all these other people have, but I have the resources to go all the way. Last week you got a taste of the lengths I will go to in order to win that championship, nothing is off limits. Tonight I will cut through Sanders like a wet piece of paper and go onto the semifinals, and then to the finals where I will be crowned your queen.
Cameraman: You mentioned…
Adrian: Ok that’s enough, come on Aurora you need to get up front.
Walking past the camera Adrian grabs her arm slightly pulling her with him as a glare is tossed his way, quickly hidden by her hair as she turns from the camera following him, in turn leaving the camera to watch as the two of them walk their way down the hall. Leaving the sights of Adrian’s reddened cheek to be noted in the minds of her many opponents.
Cameraman: If you ask me, nothing is as smooth as little sis lets us believe.
Aurora: I told you already! I told him not to, what’s wrong with it anyway?!
Adrian: You know exactly what’s wrong with it, we came here for one reason and one reason only! I’m not going to have you off flirting with those jokes, they aren’t going to mess this up for us!
Aurora: How many times do I have to tell you I wasn’t flirting, am I just supposed to ignore everyone who tries to talk to me? You know I can’t live like that Adrian!
Adrian: Aurora, we both know it’s more than that! When you got signed to this company we had a goal as soon as your name was signed to that contract. It’s the second week here and you’re already losing sight of what’s important. I’m supposed to be protecting you! Did what I did last week mean nothing to you?!
Aurora: You mean cheating?! That was you’re idea
Adrian, not mine! But please, continue to make me look like a bad guy out there.
Adrian: You are the bad guy!
Intense sighs can be heard as incoherent mumbles follow, it must have been something unpleasant as the loud smack of a palm hitting skin thunders through the walls followed then by the sound of boots clicking against the floor moving closer to the door. The camera moves back quickly, turning the corner as Aurora storms out of the room. Taking their chances the camera advances as we hear a man’s voice coming from behind.
Cameraman: Aurora, can we get a quick word from you before you head to the ring for your match tonight?
Aurora: Oh yeah, sure.
Cameraman: Tonight you’re facing the self-proclaimed king himself Alex Sanders, what do you think about this and do you have any words for anyone backstage watching?
Aurora: I only have one thing to say, I came into this company with the goal of winning that championship, I may not have the experience that all these other people have, but I have the resources to go all the way. Last week you got a taste of the lengths I will go to in order to win that championship, nothing is off limits. Tonight I will cut through Sanders like a wet piece of paper and go onto the semifinals, and then to the finals where I will be crowned your queen.
Cameraman: You mentioned…
Adrian: Ok that’s enough, come on Aurora you need to get up front.
Walking past the camera Adrian grabs her arm slightly pulling her with him as a glare is tossed his way, quickly hidden by her hair as she turns from the camera following him, in turn leaving the camera to watch as the two of them walk their way down the hall. Leaving the sights of Adrian’s reddened cheek to be noted in the minds of her many opponents.
Cameraman: If you ask me, nothing is as smooth as little sis lets us believe.
Second Round Match for the HWA World Heavyweight Championship
Aurora vs. Alex Sanders
"Mr. Cool" Charles Madden:"The following is a Second Round Match in the Tournament for the HWA World Heavyweight Championship! Introducing first....."
"Promenade" hits and 2 squires comes out from the back holding a red carpet. They roll it out and down the entrance way before standing at the stage. after the short intro Alex Sanders comes out from the back wearing an elegant robe and crown atop his head. His nose is held high as he looks down upon the audience. He looks around and simply snorts towards the crowd before beginning down the ramp.
Once he gets to the bottom he turns to the steel steps and stops before looking down and snapping his fingers. The 2 squires comes over and remove his robe and crown and begin to dust off the steps before backing off and letting Alex Sanders walk up the now clean steps. He comes to the ropes as the squires hold them open for him. He gets into the ring and does a circle before stretching his arms out to the sides, very arrogantly smirking. He then begins stretching in the corner, waiting for the bell.
"Mr. Cool" Charles Madden:"And his opponent........"
Once he gets to the bottom he turns to the steel steps and stops before looking down and snapping his fingers. The 2 squires comes over and remove his robe and crown and begin to dust off the steps before backing off and letting Alex Sanders walk up the now clean steps. He comes to the ropes as the squires hold them open for him. He gets into the ring and does a circle before stretching his arms out to the sides, very arrogantly smirking. He then begins stretching in the corner, waiting for the bell.
"Mr. Cool" Charles Madden:"And his opponent........"
"Just gold" by Mando Pony blasts through the speakers of the arena as Aurora walks out onto the ramp accompanied by her brother Adrian. A cold smirk covers her painted lips as she looks left and right, taking in the crowd before walking halfway down the ramp. Striking a quick pose pyrotechnics hit at the top of the stage bringing a glow of purple around her before she continues down the ramp occasionally hitting the hands of a few fans along the way that happen to strike her interest that week.
Circling the ring she then slides under the ropes in front of the commentators before going to the nearest turn buckle razing both hands in the air. She stands there basking in the reaction from the fans before then jumping down and leaning against the ropes awaiting her opponent as her brother stands on the ring apron behind her, talking into her ear. She gives slight nods but never moves her eyes from Alex Sanders as the beam of light against her face gives an almost eerie aura to the painted features staring ahead.
The Bell rings to start this match!!
DING DING DING!!!!!!!!!
Match Summery: Alex Sanders and Aurora begin the match with a face to face. Aurora looks deep into the eyes of Sanders, but Sanders doesn't care as he palms the face of Aurora, shoving her away. Adrian gets up on the apron and begins yelling towards Alex and the ref. Alex walks over and begins yelling back. Aurora capitalizes by rolling Alex up. The ref drops and counts to 2 ,but Alex kicks out. Aurora immedietly goes on the attack, trying to lock in "The Ballad of the Flexible Bullet"! Alex powers out and attempts to lock in the "Crowning Achievement"! Aurora slides out and both of them roll back and stand up to each other. The crowd gives a small cheer for the show of technical expertise.
Sanders goes for a German Suplex, but Aurora lands on her feet. She goes for a lariat, but Alex ducks and Aurora takes out the referee. Adrian slides in the ring and takes out Alex with a low blow from behind. he stomps on Sanders for a minute before Aurora pulls him away and gets in his face.
Aurora:"What are you doing?!"
Adrian:"Winning you this match!"
Aurora:"Just get out Adrian! I can take care of it myself!"
Adrian slides out of the ring and grabs a chair before sliding it in and yelling for Aurora to use it. She looks at the chair and simply shakes her head. Adrian slides back into the ring and picks it up and orders her to do it. Aurora refuses and he shoves her out of the way and lifts the chair up. Alex pops up to his feet and kicks the chair into Adrians face, sending him back into Aurora. Aurora gets hit with the chair on accident and is taken down. Alex clotheslines Adrian over the top rope and grabs the steel chair. He runs and springboards off the rope doing a backflip and landing belly first with the chair in between him and Auroras back! He then kicks the chair out of the ring and grabs Auroras legs. He flips her over and locks in the "Crowning Achievement"! Aurora screams in pain as she holds on. The ref is down and Aurora begins tapping. But Sanders doesn't break the hold. Sanders holds the move as Aurora screams in pain and taps repeatedly on the mat. Finally the referee comes to his senses and notices Aurora tapping. He calls for the bell and Sanders finally breaks the hold.
Winner: Alex Sanders via Submission
Match Highlights: Aurora lands a massive diving DDT, leading to a 2 count.
Alex Sanders nailed a big top rope belly to belly throw when Aurora went up for the "Aurora Borealis".
After Match: Sanders' squires place the crown on Alex's head as he celebrates his big and hard fought victory! Adrian makes his way into the ring to try and help out Aurora.
Circling the ring she then slides under the ropes in front of the commentators before going to the nearest turn buckle razing both hands in the air. She stands there basking in the reaction from the fans before then jumping down and leaning against the ropes awaiting her opponent as her brother stands on the ring apron behind her, talking into her ear. She gives slight nods but never moves her eyes from Alex Sanders as the beam of light against her face gives an almost eerie aura to the painted features staring ahead.
The Bell rings to start this match!!
DING DING DING!!!!!!!!!
Match Summery: Alex Sanders and Aurora begin the match with a face to face. Aurora looks deep into the eyes of Sanders, but Sanders doesn't care as he palms the face of Aurora, shoving her away. Adrian gets up on the apron and begins yelling towards Alex and the ref. Alex walks over and begins yelling back. Aurora capitalizes by rolling Alex up. The ref drops and counts to 2 ,but Alex kicks out. Aurora immedietly goes on the attack, trying to lock in "The Ballad of the Flexible Bullet"! Alex powers out and attempts to lock in the "Crowning Achievement"! Aurora slides out and both of them roll back and stand up to each other. The crowd gives a small cheer for the show of technical expertise.
Sanders goes for a German Suplex, but Aurora lands on her feet. She goes for a lariat, but Alex ducks and Aurora takes out the referee. Adrian slides in the ring and takes out Alex with a low blow from behind. he stomps on Sanders for a minute before Aurora pulls him away and gets in his face.
Aurora:"What are you doing?!"
Adrian:"Winning you this match!"
Aurora:"Just get out Adrian! I can take care of it myself!"
Adrian slides out of the ring and grabs a chair before sliding it in and yelling for Aurora to use it. She looks at the chair and simply shakes her head. Adrian slides back into the ring and picks it up and orders her to do it. Aurora refuses and he shoves her out of the way and lifts the chair up. Alex pops up to his feet and kicks the chair into Adrians face, sending him back into Aurora. Aurora gets hit with the chair on accident and is taken down. Alex clotheslines Adrian over the top rope and grabs the steel chair. He runs and springboards off the rope doing a backflip and landing belly first with the chair in between him and Auroras back! He then kicks the chair out of the ring and grabs Auroras legs. He flips her over and locks in the "Crowning Achievement"! Aurora screams in pain as she holds on. The ref is down and Aurora begins tapping. But Sanders doesn't break the hold. Sanders holds the move as Aurora screams in pain and taps repeatedly on the mat. Finally the referee comes to his senses and notices Aurora tapping. He calls for the bell and Sanders finally breaks the hold.
Winner: Alex Sanders via Submission
Match Highlights: Aurora lands a massive diving DDT, leading to a 2 count.
Alex Sanders nailed a big top rope belly to belly throw when Aurora went up for the "Aurora Borealis".
After Match: Sanders' squires place the crown on Alex's head as he celebrates his big and hard fought victory! Adrian makes his way into the ring to try and help out Aurora.
Segment
We come backstage where we see Adrian and Aurora walking back towards their locker room. They look visibly disappointed after the result of the last match. Aurora is holding her neck as she had just tapped out after the long hold being locked in Alex Sanders "Crowning Achievement" submission move. Adrian is just furious at the result of the match.
Adrian:"If you would've listened to me you would have won and you could still be in the tournament! After all I've been doing for you, you still don't listen!"
Aurora:"Could you please just get me some water Adrian. My neck is killing me!"
Adrian:"FINE!"
Adrian storms off as we see Aurora walk towards the locker room. Adrian walks to the table and grabs a water bottle from the bucket of ice. Suddenly, he is attacked from behind! Food and water flies everywhere as the larger figure appears as if from nowhere. He lifts Adrian up and slams him through the table with a chokeslam. The table shatters and Adrian looks to be out of it. The masked figure grabs Adrian by the neck and drags him away, into the shadows of the arena and out of our site.
Adrian:"If you would've listened to me you would have won and you could still be in the tournament! After all I've been doing for you, you still don't listen!"
Aurora:"Could you please just get me some water Adrian. My neck is killing me!"
Adrian:"FINE!"
Adrian storms off as we see Aurora walk towards the locker room. Adrian walks to the table and grabs a water bottle from the bucket of ice. Suddenly, he is attacked from behind! Food and water flies everywhere as the larger figure appears as if from nowhere. He lifts Adrian up and slams him through the table with a chokeslam. The table shatters and Adrian looks to be out of it. The masked figure grabs Adrian by the neck and drags him away, into the shadows of the arena and out of our site.
Singles Match
Zany vs. Jacob Cass
"Mr. Cool" Charles Madden:"The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first....."
"Instant Major Felony" By The Goddamn Gallows hits and after the intro plays out Zany comes out from the back with a great big smile across his lips. In his right hand he carries balloons and in his left his clown horn. He looks around at the fans as he throws his arms up in the air for all to cheer. The crowd roars with excitement as Zany honks his clown horn a few times before he jumps and begins down the ramp, slapping the hands of his fans and handing balloons to children.
"Mr. Cool" Charles Madden:"Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages, coming down the ramp to your approval, he hails from the Carnival Grounds, weighing in at 215 pounds, he is the Main Attraction and the Plundering Puncherillo, this is ZAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Zany runs and slides into the ring before stepping through the ropes. He leans back and hangs from the ropes, rocking up and down, laughing towards the crowd. He then steps back in the ring and waves and laughs. He walks over to the referee and shakes his hand. The referee jumps and Zany shows the handbuzzer planted in his palm. He laughs and then hugs the referee before offering him a smell of his flower on his jacket. As he does Zany sprays him with powder from the flower. Zany laughs hysterically and falls over before he rolls over to the corner and sits, waiting for the match to begin.
"mr. Cool" Charles Madden:"And his opponent........"
"Mr. Cool" Charles Madden:"Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages, coming down the ramp to your approval, he hails from the Carnival Grounds, weighing in at 215 pounds, he is the Main Attraction and the Plundering Puncherillo, this is ZAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Zany runs and slides into the ring before stepping through the ropes. He leans back and hangs from the ropes, rocking up and down, laughing towards the crowd. He then steps back in the ring and waves and laughs. He walks over to the referee and shakes his hand. The referee jumps and Zany shows the handbuzzer planted in his palm. He laughs and then hugs the referee before offering him a smell of his flower on his jacket. As he does Zany sprays him with powder from the flower. Zany laughs hysterically and falls over before he rolls over to the corner and sits, waiting for the match to begin.
"mr. Cool" Charles Madden:"And his opponent........"
"I Am" By Dale Oliver hits and Jacob Cass comes out from the back with a hood covering his head. He walks to the edge of the ramp and crouches down. He sits in that position for a moment before tossing his hood off and spreading his arms out to the sides. The crowd boos as he simply walks down the ramp with a cocky smirk on his face.
he comes to the ring and slides in before popping to his feet and throwing his arms to the sides again as the crowd showers him with loud boos and hatred. He simply shrugs and takes off his ring jacket before waiting for the bell.
The Bell rings to start this match!!
DING DING DING!!!!!!!!!
Match Summery: As the bell rings Zany sits down in the corner and starts to laugh. Jacob looks at him confused and starts yelling. Zany finally stands up and comes towards Jacob, flailing his arms wildly. Jacob takes his leave and exits the ring quickly. Zany laughs as he sits in the middle and makes fun of Jacob, acting like he is crying. Jacob slaps the ring apron and begins yelling again before sliding in the ring and going for Zany. Zany hits a hip toss and Jacob rolls out of the ring. The crowd cheers for Zany as Jacob goes nuts on the outside, yelling no and kicking the guardrail. Jacob darts back in the ring and goes for Zany again, but Zany hits him with a drop toe hold. Jacob rolls to the outside again, frustrated. He starts yelling towards the crowd who chant for the clown. Zany goes to the ropes and springs out to the outside, but Jacob moves quickly and Zany eats the ground. Jacob comes over to Zany and begins stomping him rapidly. He then picks him up by the hair and slams his head off the ring apron. He then takes him and whips him into the apron before coming in with a back elbow. Jacob then whips the clown into the ring and rolls in after him.
Jacob nails Zany with a snap DDT and covers, but only gets a 2. Jacob, fueled with Rage, grabs the clown by the hair and lifts him up. Zany nails him with a cross chop to the throat before hitting a Mongolian chop and rebounding off the ropes before going for a clothesline. Jacob ducks and nails a pele kick! Zany is down and Jacob calls for the "Cass Out"! He lifts Zany up and goes for it, but Zany lands on his feet and grabs Jacob for the "Whoopie Cushion"! Jacob powers out and send Zany forward with a front flip. When the clown gets to his feet Jacob nails him with a superkick and grabs him, lifting him up and nailing him with the "Cass Out"! He covers and gets the 3 and the win!
Winner: Jacob Cass via Pinfall
Match Highlights: Zany nails a Tilt-a-Whirl Hurricanrana, following it up with a cannonball senton in the corner!
Zany tosses Jacob over the rope, but Jacob holds on and nails a springboard elbow smash to the clowns face!
After Match: Jacob attacks the clown again, dropping down in his face and throwing wild punches before smacking him around! Jacob hits him with a brainbuster before going to the top and hitting the "10 Star Frog Splash"! He then grabs a microphone.
Jacob Cass:"Your looking at the MEga Star Jacob Cass! I've been all around the world and I've dominated! I've been the World Champion everywhere I've been and I plan on winning that HWA Championship and cleansing this company of this hardcore filth! You people need real wrestling and I'm going to give it to you! Hardcore wrestling is over! Jacob Cass is the Mega Star! And Jacob Cass is the future!"
Jacob drops the mic and exits the ring, the crowd booing him with all of their might. He simply arrogantly walks away, leaving the clown beaten and bruised in the ring.
he comes to the ring and slides in before popping to his feet and throwing his arms to the sides again as the crowd showers him with loud boos and hatred. He simply shrugs and takes off his ring jacket before waiting for the bell.
The Bell rings to start this match!!
DING DING DING!!!!!!!!!
Match Summery: As the bell rings Zany sits down in the corner and starts to laugh. Jacob looks at him confused and starts yelling. Zany finally stands up and comes towards Jacob, flailing his arms wildly. Jacob takes his leave and exits the ring quickly. Zany laughs as he sits in the middle and makes fun of Jacob, acting like he is crying. Jacob slaps the ring apron and begins yelling again before sliding in the ring and going for Zany. Zany hits a hip toss and Jacob rolls out of the ring. The crowd cheers for Zany as Jacob goes nuts on the outside, yelling no and kicking the guardrail. Jacob darts back in the ring and goes for Zany again, but Zany hits him with a drop toe hold. Jacob rolls to the outside again, frustrated. He starts yelling towards the crowd who chant for the clown. Zany goes to the ropes and springs out to the outside, but Jacob moves quickly and Zany eats the ground. Jacob comes over to Zany and begins stomping him rapidly. He then picks him up by the hair and slams his head off the ring apron. He then takes him and whips him into the apron before coming in with a back elbow. Jacob then whips the clown into the ring and rolls in after him.
Jacob nails Zany with a snap DDT and covers, but only gets a 2. Jacob, fueled with Rage, grabs the clown by the hair and lifts him up. Zany nails him with a cross chop to the throat before hitting a Mongolian chop and rebounding off the ropes before going for a clothesline. Jacob ducks and nails a pele kick! Zany is down and Jacob calls for the "Cass Out"! He lifts Zany up and goes for it, but Zany lands on his feet and grabs Jacob for the "Whoopie Cushion"! Jacob powers out and send Zany forward with a front flip. When the clown gets to his feet Jacob nails him with a superkick and grabs him, lifting him up and nailing him with the "Cass Out"! He covers and gets the 3 and the win!
Winner: Jacob Cass via Pinfall
Match Highlights: Zany nails a Tilt-a-Whirl Hurricanrana, following it up with a cannonball senton in the corner!
Zany tosses Jacob over the rope, but Jacob holds on and nails a springboard elbow smash to the clowns face!
After Match: Jacob attacks the clown again, dropping down in his face and throwing wild punches before smacking him around! Jacob hits him with a brainbuster before going to the top and hitting the "10 Star Frog Splash"! He then grabs a microphone.
Jacob Cass:"Your looking at the MEga Star Jacob Cass! I've been all around the world and I've dominated! I've been the World Champion everywhere I've been and I plan on winning that HWA Championship and cleansing this company of this hardcore filth! You people need real wrestling and I'm going to give it to you! Hardcore wrestling is over! Jacob Cass is the Mega Star! And Jacob Cass is the future!"
Jacob drops the mic and exits the ring, the crowd booing him with all of their might. He simply arrogantly walks away, leaving the clown beaten and bruised in the ring.
Segment
We cut backstage again where we see Glam Man preparing for his match up next. He is pulling his knee pads up and fixing his wrist tape. We then flash to the locker room of Kuk Killswitch. He is wrapping his fists in tape. He finishes up and slams his fist in the other before reaching behind him and picking up a thick barbed wire baseball bat. He smiles as he checks the barbed wire and then stands up. We hear the door creak and Kuk smiles.
Kuk Killswitch:"What the hell are you doing here buddy?"
Static and his crew walk into the locker room. Static smiles as he and Killswitch share a handshake. Static pulls out his wallet.
Static:"You know how we do. You were once at the top of the ladder in DDW. You were the World Champion. Last time I made you this offer you had to go and choose yourself. Don't make the same stupid mistake again Killswitch. I don't want to have to force you into SPW again."
Kuk chuckles as Static extends the card to him. Kuk takes it and checks it out before looking up at Static.
Kuk Killswitch:"Last time was a mistake. This time, I know I'll make the right choice."
Kuk then shakes Static's hand and begins to walk. Static has a few final words.
Static:"I'll be seeing you very soon Killswitch. Make the right choice fella."
Kuk laughs and stops in front of Curt Kingston. The two men stare each other down for a moment before Kuk speaks.
Kuk Killswitch:"Good to see you've got your own look now."
Curt shakes his head,
Curt Kingston:"Take the offer Killswitch. Come to the talented side."
Kuk chuckles again and then walks out of the locker room, leaving the 4 men smiling at each other.
Kuk Killswitch:"What the hell are you doing here buddy?"
Static and his crew walk into the locker room. Static smiles as he and Killswitch share a handshake. Static pulls out his wallet.
Static:"You know how we do. You were once at the top of the ladder in DDW. You were the World Champion. Last time I made you this offer you had to go and choose yourself. Don't make the same stupid mistake again Killswitch. I don't want to have to force you into SPW again."
Kuk chuckles as Static extends the card to him. Kuk takes it and checks it out before looking up at Static.
Kuk Killswitch:"Last time was a mistake. This time, I know I'll make the right choice."
Kuk then shakes Static's hand and begins to walk. Static has a few final words.
Static:"I'll be seeing you very soon Killswitch. Make the right choice fella."
Kuk laughs and stops in front of Curt Kingston. The two men stare each other down for a moment before Kuk speaks.
Kuk Killswitch:"Good to see you've got your own look now."
Curt shakes his head,
Curt Kingston:"Take the offer Killswitch. Come to the talented side."
Kuk chuckles again and then walks out of the locker room, leaving the 4 men smiling at each other.
Second Round Match for the HWA World Heavyweight Championship
Hardcore Rules
Glam Man vs. Kuk Killswitch
We flash back to the arena where we see weapons littering the outside of the ring. A few tables are set up along with trash canes full of weapons. A single table is set up with various weapons laying on top. This is the sight of the HWAs first Hardcore Rules matches.
Dick Devereaux:"Tonight's been chaotic with all of the action! Plus Static showing up again to talk another HWA member into coming over to the darkside."
Violet Moore:"I wish he would give me a card. I'd leave right now and never come back to this damn place."
Dick Devereaux:"And with that we head into our next match up. Earlier in the week Kuk Killswitch layed out a challenge for Glam Man. Glam Man accepted the hardcore Rules match and both men are excited to face off in this match tonight! They were introduced to each other threw a series of hardcore matches in EAW, but now they move on to make history in the HWA! Who will walk away the winner tonight in our first ever Hardcore Rules match in the HWA?!"
Violet Moore:"I'm saying Kuk Killswitch all the way! The man is the fuckin' Hardcore Reject for Gods Sake! There isn't a person, man or woman, who can step to his level when it comes to being hardcore! I'm going with him to win this whole thing!"
Dick Devereaux:"Even though you are right to think that Violet, I disagree. Kuk, as hardcore as he is, has a massive ego. And that is where his downfall will be. He doesn't know when to end a match. He plays with his opponent too much. I'm gonna' say Glam Man will walk away tonight with a beer in his hand as the winner!"
Violet Moore:"Let's go to the Coolest Ring announcer in the world, Charles Madden for the introductions! CHARLES!"
"Mr. Cool" Charles Madden:"The following is a second Round Match in the Tournament for the HWA World Heavyweight Championship! And it will be contested under HARDCORE rules! Introducing first....."
Dick Devereaux:"Tonight's been chaotic with all of the action! Plus Static showing up again to talk another HWA member into coming over to the darkside."
Violet Moore:"I wish he would give me a card. I'd leave right now and never come back to this damn place."
Dick Devereaux:"And with that we head into our next match up. Earlier in the week Kuk Killswitch layed out a challenge for Glam Man. Glam Man accepted the hardcore Rules match and both men are excited to face off in this match tonight! They were introduced to each other threw a series of hardcore matches in EAW, but now they move on to make history in the HWA! Who will walk away the winner tonight in our first ever Hardcore Rules match in the HWA?!"
Violet Moore:"I'm saying Kuk Killswitch all the way! The man is the fuckin' Hardcore Reject for Gods Sake! There isn't a person, man or woman, who can step to his level when it comes to being hardcore! I'm going with him to win this whole thing!"
Dick Devereaux:"Even though you are right to think that Violet, I disagree. Kuk, as hardcore as he is, has a massive ego. And that is where his downfall will be. He doesn't know when to end a match. He plays with his opponent too much. I'm gonna' say Glam Man will walk away tonight with a beer in his hand as the winner!"
Violet Moore:"Let's go to the Coolest Ring announcer in the world, Charles Madden for the introductions! CHARLES!"
"Mr. Cool" Charles Madden:"The following is a second Round Match in the Tournament for the HWA World Heavyweight Championship! And it will be contested under HARDCORE rules! Introducing first....."
"Welcome Home” By Coheed and Cambria begins to play and the camera begins to pan around the arena. The fans begin to give a mixed reaction, leaning more towards boos, as red lasers begin flashing around the arena. After the intro the lights begin to violently strobe to the beat as the ramp puts out smoke. Kuk Killswitch storms out from the back in his usual entrance attire. Across his face, an annoyed look. In his right hand he holds a barbedwire baseball bat and in his right he holds 2 steel chairs. He looks around before wiping his mouth with his arm and snorting. He holds up the bat and the crowd showers him with heavy boos. He puts his arm down as he shakes his head again. Kuk begins to walk towards the ring, looking left and right and arguing with some fans.
"Mr. Cool" Charles Madden:"Weighing in tonight at 220 pounds, hailing from Ozone Park, New York, he is The Hardcore Reject, Kuk KIIIIIILLLLSSSSSSWWWWWWWWIIIIIIITTTTCCCCCCCCCCHhhhhhh!!!!!"
Kuk is now at the ring as he looks at the camera. He mouths off some words before chucking the weapons over the top rope and pulling himself up on the ring apron with his right knee. Killswitch lifts himself up and spins around on the apron. He looks around before holding up the metal horns. He then gets into the ring and steps up on the turnbuckle. Killswitch holds up the metal horns again before slowly putting them to his sides as he wipes his mouth again and turns. He sits on the top turnbuckle as he looks around waiting for the match to begin.
"Mr. Cool" Charles Madden:"And his opponent......."
"Mr. Cool" Charles Madden:"Weighing in tonight at 220 pounds, hailing from Ozone Park, New York, he is The Hardcore Reject, Kuk KIIIIIILLLLSSSSSSWWWWWWWWIIIIIIITTTTCCCCCCCCCCHhhhhhh!!!!!"
Kuk is now at the ring as he looks at the camera. He mouths off some words before chucking the weapons over the top rope and pulling himself up on the ring apron with his right knee. Killswitch lifts himself up and spins around on the apron. He looks around before holding up the metal horns. He then gets into the ring and steps up on the turnbuckle. Killswitch holds up the metal horns again before slowly putting them to his sides as he wipes his mouth again and turns. He sits on the top turnbuckle as he looks around waiting for the match to begin.
"Mr. Cool" Charles Madden:"And his opponent......."
The crowd falls silent as the lights dim out. After a few seconds the crowd become restless until the start of "Fractured" by Taproot cracks through the speakers at a high volume. The Glam Mans entrance video plays on the TitanTron as he slowly struts out with his arms spread out either side of him holding a beer in each hand. The crowd reacts loudly with a mixture of boos and cheers as Glammy continues on his path towards the ring, chugging away at both his beers. As he gets closer to the ring, Glammy starts to get slightly distracted by women at ringside, teasing himself towards them.
After finishing both beers simultaneously, Glammy throws both beer bottles into the crowd as he steps into the ring. Once inside, Glammy stands in the middle of the ring with a grin on his face looking towards the ramp, eagerly awaiting the bell.
The Bell rings to start this match!!
DING DING DING!!!!!!!!!
Match Summery: As the bell rings both men have weapons. Kuk holding his barbed wire baseball bat and Glam Man holding a kendo stick. Killswitch holds it out to the side and signals Glam to drop it. Both men drops the weapons at the same time and immedietly go after each other. Stiff shots reign down as both men are throwing rapid fire fists back and forth. Glam gets the best of it with a very stiff forearm to the side of Killswitch's head. Killswitch stumbles back and Glam grabs the kendo stick and waffles him in the gut. Killswitch keels over as Glam nails him in the back, again, and again, and again. Glam Man is going crazy with the kendo stick hitting Kuk over and over again, sending Killswitch down to the floor and breaking the kendo stick in the process. The crowd cheers loudly for the Glam man as he goes to the outside in search for some goodies! He notices a trash can full of weapons and grabs hold. He tosses it in the ring, nailing Killswitch directly in the head. Killswitch falls, blood beginning to drip from his head. Glam Man slaps a few hands and downs a fans beer before rolling into the ring and going after Killswitch. He grabs Kuk by the hair, but when he does Kuk nails him across the dome with a stop sign! Glam falls hard and Killswitch goes right for his head. He grabs a fork and digs it right into the forehead of Glam Man, blood beginning to run from the fork wound. Killswitch tosses the fork and goes for the trash can. He lifts Glam up and puts the trash can over his head before grabbing a steel chair. Kuk aims and swings, bending the trash can around Glam Mans body. Glam falls and the trash can rolls off. Killswitch rolls out of the ring and grabs a table, sliding it into the ring and coming in after it. He sets it up in a corner and turns to the crowd who boo him intensely. Kuk snorts and flicks them off before going over to Glam Man and grabbing him by the hair. Glam Man returns this with a hard low blow, sending Kuk to the ground fast and shooting the crowd into loud cheers. Glam Man smiles as he goes for another weapon.
Killswitch has Glam man laying in the middle of the ring and is climbing the top rope with a trash can. He flicks off the crowd again before leaping off and going for a moonsault while holding the trash can! Glam Man rolls out of the way and Killswitch lands on his stomach, squishing the trash can under his weight. Glam Man comes to the corner and grabs a beer bottle that he left in the corner. He downs the rest of the sap before holding it up for the crowd to see. They cheer loudly for the Bitchin' Icon before he begs for Killswitch to get up. Killswitch gets up and Glam Man tries to smash the bottle over his head! Killswitch ducks and lifts up Glam Man for the "Kuk Out"! Glam smashes the bottle over his head and then rebounds off the ropes and nails a devastating big boot! Kuk stumbles back and bounces off the ropes accidentally sending him right back into Glam, nailing him with a "KOK"! They both are down and the ref begins his count. The ref reaches 7 before either man moves. Once he hits 9 both men barely are to their feet and Killswitch grabs hold of his barbed wire bat he'd been saving for the match! He points at Glam and then goes for the kill, but instead Glam ducks the baseball bat shot and rebounds off the ropes before nailing the "Shout at the Devil" on Killswitch, sending him crashing through the table in the corner! He drags himself onto the body of Killswitch before covering! The ref drops down and counts, hitting 3 and giving Glam Man the hard fought victory!
Winner: Glam man via Pinfall
Match Highlights: Killswitch Handcuffs Glam Mans hands around the turnbuckle then gives him 10 Kendo stick shots to the back!
Glam Man wraps a kendo stick around Killswitchs neck and nails a Russian Leg Sweep!
Killswitch tried for his patented "Concussion", but Glam Man ducked and nailed Killswitch with a back body drop through 2 open steel chairs!
Killswitch set Glam up in the corner and nailed him with a running dropkick while holding a chair!
Glam Man had Killswitch on the outside where he held him and let fans chop him! He then grabbed a beer from a fan and spit it into Killswitchs face before hitting him with a spinning heel kick!
After Match: Glam Man helped up Killswitch and they shared a brief hug before Killswitch raised Glams hand and exited the ring. He slammed his fists on the announce table and stormed off to the back, soaked in blood and pissed off from losing the tournament. Glam celebrated with his patented beer bash, soaking in his hard fought victory!
After finishing both beers simultaneously, Glammy throws both beer bottles into the crowd as he steps into the ring. Once inside, Glammy stands in the middle of the ring with a grin on his face looking towards the ramp, eagerly awaiting the bell.
The Bell rings to start this match!!
DING DING DING!!!!!!!!!
Match Summery: As the bell rings both men have weapons. Kuk holding his barbed wire baseball bat and Glam Man holding a kendo stick. Killswitch holds it out to the side and signals Glam to drop it. Both men drops the weapons at the same time and immedietly go after each other. Stiff shots reign down as both men are throwing rapid fire fists back and forth. Glam gets the best of it with a very stiff forearm to the side of Killswitch's head. Killswitch stumbles back and Glam grabs the kendo stick and waffles him in the gut. Killswitch keels over as Glam nails him in the back, again, and again, and again. Glam Man is going crazy with the kendo stick hitting Kuk over and over again, sending Killswitch down to the floor and breaking the kendo stick in the process. The crowd cheers loudly for the Glam man as he goes to the outside in search for some goodies! He notices a trash can full of weapons and grabs hold. He tosses it in the ring, nailing Killswitch directly in the head. Killswitch falls, blood beginning to drip from his head. Glam Man slaps a few hands and downs a fans beer before rolling into the ring and going after Killswitch. He grabs Kuk by the hair, but when he does Kuk nails him across the dome with a stop sign! Glam falls hard and Killswitch goes right for his head. He grabs a fork and digs it right into the forehead of Glam Man, blood beginning to run from the fork wound. Killswitch tosses the fork and goes for the trash can. He lifts Glam up and puts the trash can over his head before grabbing a steel chair. Kuk aims and swings, bending the trash can around Glam Mans body. Glam falls and the trash can rolls off. Killswitch rolls out of the ring and grabs a table, sliding it into the ring and coming in after it. He sets it up in a corner and turns to the crowd who boo him intensely. Kuk snorts and flicks them off before going over to Glam Man and grabbing him by the hair. Glam Man returns this with a hard low blow, sending Kuk to the ground fast and shooting the crowd into loud cheers. Glam Man smiles as he goes for another weapon.
Killswitch has Glam man laying in the middle of the ring and is climbing the top rope with a trash can. He flicks off the crowd again before leaping off and going for a moonsault while holding the trash can! Glam Man rolls out of the way and Killswitch lands on his stomach, squishing the trash can under his weight. Glam Man comes to the corner and grabs a beer bottle that he left in the corner. He downs the rest of the sap before holding it up for the crowd to see. They cheer loudly for the Bitchin' Icon before he begs for Killswitch to get up. Killswitch gets up and Glam Man tries to smash the bottle over his head! Killswitch ducks and lifts up Glam Man for the "Kuk Out"! Glam smashes the bottle over his head and then rebounds off the ropes and nails a devastating big boot! Kuk stumbles back and bounces off the ropes accidentally sending him right back into Glam, nailing him with a "KOK"! They both are down and the ref begins his count. The ref reaches 7 before either man moves. Once he hits 9 both men barely are to their feet and Killswitch grabs hold of his barbed wire bat he'd been saving for the match! He points at Glam and then goes for the kill, but instead Glam ducks the baseball bat shot and rebounds off the ropes before nailing the "Shout at the Devil" on Killswitch, sending him crashing through the table in the corner! He drags himself onto the body of Killswitch before covering! The ref drops down and counts, hitting 3 and giving Glam Man the hard fought victory!
Winner: Glam man via Pinfall
Match Highlights: Killswitch Handcuffs Glam Mans hands around the turnbuckle then gives him 10 Kendo stick shots to the back!
Glam Man wraps a kendo stick around Killswitchs neck and nails a Russian Leg Sweep!
Killswitch tried for his patented "Concussion", but Glam Man ducked and nailed Killswitch with a back body drop through 2 open steel chairs!
Killswitch set Glam up in the corner and nailed him with a running dropkick while holding a chair!
Glam Man had Killswitch on the outside where he held him and let fans chop him! He then grabbed a beer from a fan and spit it into Killswitchs face before hitting him with a spinning heel kick!
After Match: Glam Man helped up Killswitch and they shared a brief hug before Killswitch raised Glams hand and exited the ring. He slammed his fists on the announce table and stormed off to the back, soaked in blood and pissed off from losing the tournament. Glam celebrated with his patented beer bash, soaking in his hard fought victory!
Segment
We come backstage where we see Danny Brannigan. He is standing in front of the HWA monitor and is ready for an interview.
Danny Brannigan:"welcome back from the commercial. ladies and gentleman please welcome my guest at this time, he is the self-proclaimed best in the world and he is the man....Cory Arson!"
Cory walks into frame wearing a very fancy suit and expensive sunglasses. He shakes Danny's hand and begins.
Cory arson:"how you doing Danny?"
Danny Brannigan:"I'm good. so Cory, you've already advanced into the next round of the world title tournament and your next opponent is Serbia, who looked pretty impressive in her debut match. you have any thoughts or conce....."
Cory Arson:"let me stop you right there before you utter that last word out of your mouth....it was no surprise when I beat Jacob cass in the first round of this tournament. I give it to him the kid can go, but when it comes to that world title i do not play! its not a joking matter! When UPW doors were open I was THE longest reigning world heavyweight champion that company had and I plan on winning another world championship and becoming the longest reigning champion AGAIN! And as for Serbia, she will become what is called a foot note, a stepping stone if you will. nobody and I mean nobody will stop me! not Serbia not Jacob Cass and for damn sure not Kuk Killswitch!"
Danny's eyebrows raise.
Danny Brannigan:"speaking of kuk killswitch, let me take you back to the ending of last weeks show when kuk killswitch bashed a chair over your head and busted you open. any comments?"
Cory smirks and then laughs out loud.
Cory arson:"you know it didn't surprise me when he did that because I would of did the same thing. that's what it's all about. making a statement, being noticed, right? Well here's my statement and I'm gonna make this known for ANYONE Who gets in my way of me reaching my goal! you better be ready because I will step on you like the bug you are and I will put you in the ground! and then I'll show up to the funeral in my 1,000 dollar Gucci suit and ray ban sunglasses! so whatever it is you do to get ready you better do that and then more because I bring my A-Game every single night and I will win by any means necessary! and as far as kuk killswitch goes, well I'm gonna have to return the favor of a chair shot. but I may take it a step further..."
Danny looks concerned.
Danny Brannigan:"what do you mean by a step further?"
Cory Arson:"just wait and see Danny boy, just wait and see."
Danny speaks again as Arson smirks.
Danny Brannigan:"Would you mind answering one more question?"
Cory looks at his watch and then looks at Danny. He looks viably annoyed.
Cory Arson:"you're really cutting into my time. I have money to go make!"
Danny Brannigan:"that goal you were talking about, what is it?"
Arson takes off his sunglasses and looks at Danny. A puzzled look spread across his face.
Cory Arson:"are you retarded or just slow? You must of rode the short bus to school! that goal is to become the world champion of this company and when I do become champion it's gonna take GOD Himself to take that title from me!!"
Danny Brannigan:"Thank you for the time Mr. Arson."
Cory puts his sunglasses on and walks off, leaving Danny standing with his hand extended.
Danny Brannigan:"welcome back from the commercial. ladies and gentleman please welcome my guest at this time, he is the self-proclaimed best in the world and he is the man....Cory Arson!"
Cory walks into frame wearing a very fancy suit and expensive sunglasses. He shakes Danny's hand and begins.
Cory arson:"how you doing Danny?"
Danny Brannigan:"I'm good. so Cory, you've already advanced into the next round of the world title tournament and your next opponent is Serbia, who looked pretty impressive in her debut match. you have any thoughts or conce....."
Cory Arson:"let me stop you right there before you utter that last word out of your mouth....it was no surprise when I beat Jacob cass in the first round of this tournament. I give it to him the kid can go, but when it comes to that world title i do not play! its not a joking matter! When UPW doors were open I was THE longest reigning world heavyweight champion that company had and I plan on winning another world championship and becoming the longest reigning champion AGAIN! And as for Serbia, she will become what is called a foot note, a stepping stone if you will. nobody and I mean nobody will stop me! not Serbia not Jacob Cass and for damn sure not Kuk Killswitch!"
Danny's eyebrows raise.
Danny Brannigan:"speaking of kuk killswitch, let me take you back to the ending of last weeks show when kuk killswitch bashed a chair over your head and busted you open. any comments?"
Cory smirks and then laughs out loud.
Cory arson:"you know it didn't surprise me when he did that because I would of did the same thing. that's what it's all about. making a statement, being noticed, right? Well here's my statement and I'm gonna make this known for ANYONE Who gets in my way of me reaching my goal! you better be ready because I will step on you like the bug you are and I will put you in the ground! and then I'll show up to the funeral in my 1,000 dollar Gucci suit and ray ban sunglasses! so whatever it is you do to get ready you better do that and then more because I bring my A-Game every single night and I will win by any means necessary! and as far as kuk killswitch goes, well I'm gonna have to return the favor of a chair shot. but I may take it a step further..."
Danny looks concerned.
Danny Brannigan:"what do you mean by a step further?"
Cory Arson:"just wait and see Danny boy, just wait and see."
Danny speaks again as Arson smirks.
Danny Brannigan:"Would you mind answering one more question?"
Cory looks at his watch and then looks at Danny. He looks viably annoyed.
Cory Arson:"you're really cutting into my time. I have money to go make!"
Danny Brannigan:"that goal you were talking about, what is it?"
Arson takes off his sunglasses and looks at Danny. A puzzled look spread across his face.
Cory Arson:"are you retarded or just slow? You must of rode the short bus to school! that goal is to become the world champion of this company and when I do become champion it's gonna take GOD Himself to take that title from me!!"
Danny Brannigan:"Thank you for the time Mr. Arson."
Cory puts his sunglasses on and walks off, leaving Danny standing with his hand extended.
Singles Match
Yakima Yoshikawa vs. Xavier Creed
"Mr. Cool" Charles Madden:"The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first....."
"I'm the man" By aloee blacc hits as the horns begin to play. Sparkles drop from the ceiling, making a blanket of fireworks. Xavier walks through the sparkles, arms spread out wide. Across his face rests a cocky smirk. He begins down the ramp wiping water off of his face and flicking it onto the fans.
He finally gets into the ring and hops on the turnbuckle before posing again. He then hops down and prepares for the match.
He finally gets into the ring and hops on the turnbuckle before posing again. He then hops down and prepares for the match.
"Liars Mask" By Nightcore hits and Yakima comes out from the back to the roar of the crowd. He walks down to the ring, shaking hands and signing autographs for the kids.
He then stops and points towards the ring before running and sliding into the ring. Fireworks comes raining from the corners as he hops to his feet and smile towards the camera.
The Bell rings to start this match!!
DING DING DING!!!!!!!!!
Match Summery: As the bell rings both men begin to circle. Xavier, being the cocky man he is begins strutting around the ring. He comes to the corner and lays across the top rope. The crowd boos as he simply flashes a cocky grin and hops down. Finally the two lock up and Xavier immedietly takes him down with a snapmare. He digs a knee into Yakimas back and pulls back in his chin. Yakima shakes his head no as the referee asks if he gives. Yakima powers to his feet with the crowd behind him before nailing a boot to Xaviers gut and coming back with a Shining Wizard to the face of Xavier! HE covers, but only gets a two. He lifts up Xavier, but Xavier rakes his eyes and kicks him in the knee, causing Yakima to fall to the ground.
Xavier grinds Yakimas face into the ropes before pushing him away. He goes for a superkick, but Yakima ducks and nails a clothesline. Xavier is up and is taken back down with a dropkick. Xavier gets back up again before being taken down with a superkick from Yakima! Yakima stumbles into the ropes, trying to gather himself, before he gets the crowd hyped up. Yakima chants begin before Yakima rebounds off the ropes, springboards and nails a Shining wizard! He covers, but Xavier kicks out at 2 and three quarters! Xavier gets up and goes for a clothesline, but Yakima ducks and catches his arm before nailing a half nelson suplex. He lifts him up and nails another, then another, then another! He then lifts him up and nails him with a superkick, ending the "Sweet Silence" combo finisher! He covers and gets the 3 count and the big win!
Winner: Yakima Yoshikawa via Pinfall
Match Highlights: Yakima catches the foot of Xavier after he attempts a superkick and Yakima locks in the "Shikigami"! Xavier eventually gets to the ropes, breaking the hold!
Xavier manages to reverse a roll-up attempt into a camel clutch, bending Yakima so far back, we thought he was going to snap his spine!
After Match: Xavier attempts to attack Yakima during his celebration, but Yakima ducks a punch and nails a few punches of his own before tossing Xavier over the ropes and out of the ring. Yakima celebrates as Xavier walks away, pissed off at his loss tonight.
He then stops and points towards the ring before running and sliding into the ring. Fireworks comes raining from the corners as he hops to his feet and smile towards the camera.
The Bell rings to start this match!!
DING DING DING!!!!!!!!!
Match Summery: As the bell rings both men begin to circle. Xavier, being the cocky man he is begins strutting around the ring. He comes to the corner and lays across the top rope. The crowd boos as he simply flashes a cocky grin and hops down. Finally the two lock up and Xavier immedietly takes him down with a snapmare. He digs a knee into Yakimas back and pulls back in his chin. Yakima shakes his head no as the referee asks if he gives. Yakima powers to his feet with the crowd behind him before nailing a boot to Xaviers gut and coming back with a Shining Wizard to the face of Xavier! HE covers, but only gets a two. He lifts up Xavier, but Xavier rakes his eyes and kicks him in the knee, causing Yakima to fall to the ground.
Xavier grinds Yakimas face into the ropes before pushing him away. He goes for a superkick, but Yakima ducks and nails a clothesline. Xavier is up and is taken back down with a dropkick. Xavier gets back up again before being taken down with a superkick from Yakima! Yakima stumbles into the ropes, trying to gather himself, before he gets the crowd hyped up. Yakima chants begin before Yakima rebounds off the ropes, springboards and nails a Shining wizard! He covers, but Xavier kicks out at 2 and three quarters! Xavier gets up and goes for a clothesline, but Yakima ducks and catches his arm before nailing a half nelson suplex. He lifts him up and nails another, then another, then another! He then lifts him up and nails him with a superkick, ending the "Sweet Silence" combo finisher! He covers and gets the 3 count and the big win!
Winner: Yakima Yoshikawa via Pinfall
Match Highlights: Yakima catches the foot of Xavier after he attempts a superkick and Yakima locks in the "Shikigami"! Xavier eventually gets to the ropes, breaking the hold!
Xavier manages to reverse a roll-up attempt into a camel clutch, bending Yakima so far back, we thought he was going to snap his spine!
After Match: Xavier attempts to attack Yakima during his celebration, but Yakima ducks a punch and nails a few punches of his own before tossing Xavier over the ropes and out of the ring. Yakima celebrates as Xavier walks away, pissed off at his loss tonight.
Segment
"Fever For the Flava" by Hot Action Cop begins to play.
Dick Devereaux: Looks like we're about to get a second dose of Steven Osbourne here tonight!
Violet Moore: Urg, isn't there a vaccine you can take for that?
However it's not Steven Osbourne. Instead it's Veronica Anderson who walks out, slight smile slight look of dread on her face as she walks towards the ring wearing a red, short, but not too short dress. She enters the ring and takes a microphone from her purse and begins to speak.
Veronica Anderson: All right. I'm a woman of my word. I promised Steven that if he was victorious here this evening I would join him for his Valentine's Day Celebration in the middle of the ring. And to be honest, I was impressed by what he did earlier tonight, defeating the monster, Scorpion. Of course tell him that and I'll deny it.
Veronica thinks for a second, then shakes her head.
Veronica Anderson: Who I am kidding? I know Steven is going to watch this tape and attempt to look up my skirt anyways. Alright, let's get this over with. Steven.. that's your cue.
The Hot Action Cop doesn't start up this time. Steven apparently has chosen alternative music and Riskay's song “Smell Yo Dick” begins to play to laughter from the fans. The ladies man himself Steven Osbourne walks through the curtain to a massive reaction from the fans, mostly positive even. For this occasion he has changed his usual wardrobe instead walking towards the ring wearing what appears to be the world's largest pink heart costume. He struts his way to the ring, as well as someone dressed like a giant heart could strut at least and finally rolls into the ring under the bottom rope. Holding his arms open towards Veronica.
Veronica Anderson: That song choice makes me want to puncture my own eardrums!
Steven Osbourne: That's what this holiday means to me dude!
Veronica Anderson: So to you, Valentine's Day is all about girlfriends accusing you of cheating and wanting to smell your groin? Why does this not surprise me.
Steven raises an eyebrow.
Steven Osbourne: Hey, it lets me use the line. While you're down there...
Veronica Anderson: I hope the next time you use that line someone bites it off.
Steven Osbourne: Not my nutty buddies! That's certainly not festive!
Veronica Anderson: Valentine's Day isn't a real holiday anyways.
Steven Osbourne: Are you kidding? It's the best holiday of them all! That's why I wanted to come out here and celebrate with all of these great people! And give them the greatest gift of all.. the gift of Oz!
Veronica Anderson: This is really your favorite holiday?
Steven Osbourne: It used to be neck and neck with Christmas. I would walk around calling everyone a hoe, hoe, hoe until someone took it as a compliment! Plus think of all the milfs! Their kids go to sit on Santa's lap and they sit on the Super Sexy Boogeyman Slayer's lap!
Veronica Anderson: Yeah, until you made that trip to the Man Hole and you were attacked by 27 male little people dressed as elves going after your jingle bells.
Steven Osbourne: Hey! How did you know about that?
Veronica Anderson: I'm your manager, it's my job to know EVERYTHING. Besides I had the photos blown up and used them as wallpaper.
Steven Osbourne: That's mean! Besides this holiday is much better anyways! I mean for Christmas there are only a limited amount of costumes you can wear and still be festive! For this day... there is an endless parade of outfits you can wear as long as you're creative! Speaking of which, how do you like my costume Ronnie?
Veronica Anderson: First don't call me Ronnie. Second, thank you for not wearing a diaper and going as cupid.
Steven Osbourne: I have my dignity.
Veronica Anderson: Really? Look what you went with instead?
Steven Osbourne: Because it allows me to use my awesome pick up line.. Ronnie, dude, I have a heart on... for you!
Veronica's facial expression looks like she just smelled the world's worst fart.
Veronica Anderson: Really? You went with that?
Steven Osbourne: Heart on.. sounds like hard on.
Veronica Anderson: If you have to explain it, it's not funny.
Steven Osbourne: Where's Amber at? She would have been laughing for hours at that joke!
Veronica Anderson: She's still trying to open that box of chocolates you gave her.
Steven Osbourne: I knew I should have taken the plastic wrap off.
Veronica Anderson: She probably wouldn't have figured out how to open the lid anyways.
Steven Osbourne: So you're sure this costume isn't doing anything for you..
Veronica Anderson: Positive. Now if you let me shoot you with a few of cupid's arrows..
Steven Osbourne: No way! I gotta protect my big Stevie Wonder! Besides I promised a celebration and damnit there will be a celebration! HAPPY VD DAY EVERYONE!
Steven raises his hands to the sky.. and a vast assortment of wrapped condoms reign down on the cheering fans.
Steven Osbourne: By God, I knew that sponsorship with Trojan would pay off! This is what VD day is all about. Get drunk, get stupid, get laid, get protected and no STDS!
Steven almost looks choked up.
Steven Osbourne: This is what VD day is all about! Irresponsible... protected sex! Speaking of which, ladies I'm all the Ramada.. come celebrate with me! Because everything is coming up Osbourne!
Veronica Anderson: You know that went far better than I could have ever expected... sadly enough.
"Fever For the Flava" starts up again and Steven exits the ring with his manager to continue the party.
Dick Devereaux: Looks like we're about to get a second dose of Steven Osbourne here tonight!
Violet Moore: Urg, isn't there a vaccine you can take for that?
However it's not Steven Osbourne. Instead it's Veronica Anderson who walks out, slight smile slight look of dread on her face as she walks towards the ring wearing a red, short, but not too short dress. She enters the ring and takes a microphone from her purse and begins to speak.
Veronica Anderson: All right. I'm a woman of my word. I promised Steven that if he was victorious here this evening I would join him for his Valentine's Day Celebration in the middle of the ring. And to be honest, I was impressed by what he did earlier tonight, defeating the monster, Scorpion. Of course tell him that and I'll deny it.
Veronica thinks for a second, then shakes her head.
Veronica Anderson: Who I am kidding? I know Steven is going to watch this tape and attempt to look up my skirt anyways. Alright, let's get this over with. Steven.. that's your cue.
The Hot Action Cop doesn't start up this time. Steven apparently has chosen alternative music and Riskay's song “Smell Yo Dick” begins to play to laughter from the fans. The ladies man himself Steven Osbourne walks through the curtain to a massive reaction from the fans, mostly positive even. For this occasion he has changed his usual wardrobe instead walking towards the ring wearing what appears to be the world's largest pink heart costume. He struts his way to the ring, as well as someone dressed like a giant heart could strut at least and finally rolls into the ring under the bottom rope. Holding his arms open towards Veronica.
Veronica Anderson: That song choice makes me want to puncture my own eardrums!
Steven Osbourne: That's what this holiday means to me dude!
Veronica Anderson: So to you, Valentine's Day is all about girlfriends accusing you of cheating and wanting to smell your groin? Why does this not surprise me.
Steven raises an eyebrow.
Steven Osbourne: Hey, it lets me use the line. While you're down there...
Veronica Anderson: I hope the next time you use that line someone bites it off.
Steven Osbourne: Not my nutty buddies! That's certainly not festive!
Veronica Anderson: Valentine's Day isn't a real holiday anyways.
Steven Osbourne: Are you kidding? It's the best holiday of them all! That's why I wanted to come out here and celebrate with all of these great people! And give them the greatest gift of all.. the gift of Oz!
Veronica Anderson: This is really your favorite holiday?
Steven Osbourne: It used to be neck and neck with Christmas. I would walk around calling everyone a hoe, hoe, hoe until someone took it as a compliment! Plus think of all the milfs! Their kids go to sit on Santa's lap and they sit on the Super Sexy Boogeyman Slayer's lap!
Veronica Anderson: Yeah, until you made that trip to the Man Hole and you were attacked by 27 male little people dressed as elves going after your jingle bells.
Steven Osbourne: Hey! How did you know about that?
Veronica Anderson: I'm your manager, it's my job to know EVERYTHING. Besides I had the photos blown up and used them as wallpaper.
Steven Osbourne: That's mean! Besides this holiday is much better anyways! I mean for Christmas there are only a limited amount of costumes you can wear and still be festive! For this day... there is an endless parade of outfits you can wear as long as you're creative! Speaking of which, how do you like my costume Ronnie?
Veronica Anderson: First don't call me Ronnie. Second, thank you for not wearing a diaper and going as cupid.
Steven Osbourne: I have my dignity.
Veronica Anderson: Really? Look what you went with instead?
Steven Osbourne: Because it allows me to use my awesome pick up line.. Ronnie, dude, I have a heart on... for you!
Veronica's facial expression looks like she just smelled the world's worst fart.
Veronica Anderson: Really? You went with that?
Steven Osbourne: Heart on.. sounds like hard on.
Veronica Anderson: If you have to explain it, it's not funny.
Steven Osbourne: Where's Amber at? She would have been laughing for hours at that joke!
Veronica Anderson: She's still trying to open that box of chocolates you gave her.
Steven Osbourne: I knew I should have taken the plastic wrap off.
Veronica Anderson: She probably wouldn't have figured out how to open the lid anyways.
Steven Osbourne: So you're sure this costume isn't doing anything for you..
Veronica Anderson: Positive. Now if you let me shoot you with a few of cupid's arrows..
Steven Osbourne: No way! I gotta protect my big Stevie Wonder! Besides I promised a celebration and damnit there will be a celebration! HAPPY VD DAY EVERYONE!
Steven raises his hands to the sky.. and a vast assortment of wrapped condoms reign down on the cheering fans.
Steven Osbourne: By God, I knew that sponsorship with Trojan would pay off! This is what VD day is all about. Get drunk, get stupid, get laid, get protected and no STDS!
Steven almost looks choked up.
Steven Osbourne: This is what VD day is all about! Irresponsible... protected sex! Speaking of which, ladies I'm all the Ramada.. come celebrate with me! Because everything is coming up Osbourne!
Veronica Anderson: You know that went far better than I could have ever expected... sadly enough.
"Fever For the Flava" starts up again and Steven exits the ring with his manager to continue the party.
Second Round Match for the HWA World Heavyweight Championship
Serbia vs. Cory Arson
"Mr. Cool" Charles Madden:"The following is a second Round Match in the Tournament for the HWA World Heavyweight Championship! Introducing first....."
"Blue" by The Birthday Massacre echoes across the arena and the lights go dark. There is an eerie dark green light on the stage, and after the intro, the lights begin to flicker rigorously as Serbia emerges from behind the curtain, performing a seductive dance on the stage. Serbia struts down the ramp, still stroking and caressing herself as she taunts some nearby fans.
Once she reaches ringside, she seductively crawls onto the apron and slowly raises to her feet. She then wraps her legs around the top rope and hangs herself upside down facing the crowd, like a vampire, with her arms crossed around her chest and giving an evil glare to the fans. After this, she squeezes in between the ropes and climbs back to her feet. She hops onto the nearest turnbuckle and rubs her hands down her body once again before stepping back onto the mat and eyeing her opponent with a sinister stare.
"Mr. Cool" Charles Madden:"And her opponent.........."
Once she reaches ringside, she seductively crawls onto the apron and slowly raises to her feet. She then wraps her legs around the top rope and hangs herself upside down facing the crowd, like a vampire, with her arms crossed around her chest and giving an evil glare to the fans. After this, she squeezes in between the ropes and climbs back to her feet. She hops onto the nearest turnbuckle and rubs her hands down her body once again before stepping back onto the mat and eyeing her opponent with a sinister stare.
"Mr. Cool" Charles Madden:"And her opponent.........."
"ask about me" By ice cube and the lights go out. The song plays out and as the beat drops fireworks explode. red and white lasers and lights turn on and Cory arson raises from the stage in a boxing robe on. on the back of the robe it says "poppa don't take no mess". Cory stands with his arms folded with a smirk spread across his face. then he walks down the stage running his mouth to the fans.
when he gets to the ring he walks up the steps and stands on the side of the turnbuckle. He stands on the turnbuckle and throws one arm up and looks around the arena.
The Bell rings to start this match!!
DING DING DING!!!!!!!!!
Match Summery: As the bell rings both circle the ring. Arson looks unamused at Serbia as she looks on with a rotten face. They eventually lock up and Arson takes her with a headlock. He pulls her hair as the ref counts to 4 before he lets go. She gets a elbow to the gut and takes his arm into a wrist lock. She sinks it in deeper as Arson goes to a knee. he finally steps back rolls forward, Kips up to his feet, and then takes her wrist. The crowd applause as Arson sinks it in tighter. he pulls her into a headlock and then takes her down with a headlock takeover. She fights it and eventually locks his head up between her legs. Arson fights it and lifts her up with him, holding her full weight on his head. He stands up, pulling her up into a powerbomb position, but she takes him down with a frankensteiner. They both stand and Serbia hits a lariat. Arson's up and he runs into drop toe hold. He's up one more time and she comes at him, but this time he lifts her and plants her with a quick Michinoku driver! He covers, but only gets a 2. He slaps on a headlock and yells for the crowd to shut the hell up!
Serbia is locker in a sleeper as the crowd is clapping for her to break free. She gets to her feet and lands an elbow. Then another. Then another. She then slaps Arson in the face and nails him with her patented "Vapor Face"! She stands back to her feet slowly and calls for the end. She climbs the ropes and sets up for the "Reign of Terror"! She leaps and flips, but Arson hops to his feet and nails the "Lights Out" elbow mid air!!! He covers, but Serbia kicks out at 2 and three quarters! The crowd is behind this match as they are chanting for Serbia to get the big win! Arson grabs Serbia by the hair and lifts her up before raking her eyes. He then locks her arms in and goes for the "Bow Down" DDT! She spins out and hits the "666 Forearms"! Arson is dazed and Serbia goes for the lariat finish of the "666 forearms", but Arson pulls the ref in the way and Serbia lays out the ref! Serbia looks shocked as she shakes the ref. Arson goes to the outside and gets a steel chair. He slides it in the ring and waits for Serbia to turn around. As she does he swing, but she ducks and he misses! Arson turns around and gets kicked in the gut before Serbia jumps up and locks in "Into Ashes"! Arson is writhing in pain as Serbia locks it in tight! Arson begins to fade before he falls to one knee. He powers up to his feet, but falls down to his knees again before slowly going to the ground. Serbia keeps it locked in as the referee is still out. Serbia lets go of the hold before shaking the ref again.
Suddenly, Static and his crew come out from the crowd! Each man hoping up on the apron. Serbia is surrounded and looks ready for the fight. She calls them in the ring and when they begin to come through the ropes she goes after Static. They quickly lay into her, leveling her, and laying her out. Curt lifts her up before hitting her with the "Buddy Buster"! Muhammad, Kato, and Curt lift up Serbia as Static orders them to. He gets into her face and begins yelling before pushing her face and backing up. He then nails her with a viscous Pump Kick, laying her out cold. Arson is finally up as he looks on at the scene in front of him. He quickly grabs the chair as Static steps up to him and hands him a card. We can hear him say "You chose right the first time. Make the right choice again." before handing him the card and walking out of the ring. Curt, Kato, and Muhammad follow. Muhammad pulling the top of the announce table off and slamming his hands on the table. The 4 exit through the crowd, pointing to Arson and showing him that he can do better.
Arson looks at the card and then Serbia. The ref is coming alive as Arson grabs Serbia and lifts her up, dead weight. He locks in and hits the "Bow Down" before covering her and getting the 3 count.
Winner: Cory Arson via Pinfall
Match Highlights: Serbia ducks a "Jawbreaker" and nails the "Marijuana Trip"!
Serbia comes off the top rope with a super hurricanrana, but Arson catches her with a big time dropkick!
Arson nails 2 German suplexs, but when he goes for the last one Serbia back flipped and landed on her feet before hitting him with a Spike Piledriver. She almost would get the victory from this!
After match: Arson looks at the card as his hand is raises. We can see a slight smirk on his face as he plays with the card in his hand. Arson exits the ring as he continues looking at the card and pondering a move to SPW.
when he gets to the ring he walks up the steps and stands on the side of the turnbuckle. He stands on the turnbuckle and throws one arm up and looks around the arena.
The Bell rings to start this match!!
DING DING DING!!!!!!!!!
Match Summery: As the bell rings both circle the ring. Arson looks unamused at Serbia as she looks on with a rotten face. They eventually lock up and Arson takes her with a headlock. He pulls her hair as the ref counts to 4 before he lets go. She gets a elbow to the gut and takes his arm into a wrist lock. She sinks it in deeper as Arson goes to a knee. he finally steps back rolls forward, Kips up to his feet, and then takes her wrist. The crowd applause as Arson sinks it in tighter. he pulls her into a headlock and then takes her down with a headlock takeover. She fights it and eventually locks his head up between her legs. Arson fights it and lifts her up with him, holding her full weight on his head. He stands up, pulling her up into a powerbomb position, but she takes him down with a frankensteiner. They both stand and Serbia hits a lariat. Arson's up and he runs into drop toe hold. He's up one more time and she comes at him, but this time he lifts her and plants her with a quick Michinoku driver! He covers, but only gets a 2. He slaps on a headlock and yells for the crowd to shut the hell up!
Serbia is locker in a sleeper as the crowd is clapping for her to break free. She gets to her feet and lands an elbow. Then another. Then another. She then slaps Arson in the face and nails him with her patented "Vapor Face"! She stands back to her feet slowly and calls for the end. She climbs the ropes and sets up for the "Reign of Terror"! She leaps and flips, but Arson hops to his feet and nails the "Lights Out" elbow mid air!!! He covers, but Serbia kicks out at 2 and three quarters! The crowd is behind this match as they are chanting for Serbia to get the big win! Arson grabs Serbia by the hair and lifts her up before raking her eyes. He then locks her arms in and goes for the "Bow Down" DDT! She spins out and hits the "666 Forearms"! Arson is dazed and Serbia goes for the lariat finish of the "666 forearms", but Arson pulls the ref in the way and Serbia lays out the ref! Serbia looks shocked as she shakes the ref. Arson goes to the outside and gets a steel chair. He slides it in the ring and waits for Serbia to turn around. As she does he swing, but she ducks and he misses! Arson turns around and gets kicked in the gut before Serbia jumps up and locks in "Into Ashes"! Arson is writhing in pain as Serbia locks it in tight! Arson begins to fade before he falls to one knee. He powers up to his feet, but falls down to his knees again before slowly going to the ground. Serbia keeps it locked in as the referee is still out. Serbia lets go of the hold before shaking the ref again.
Suddenly, Static and his crew come out from the crowd! Each man hoping up on the apron. Serbia is surrounded and looks ready for the fight. She calls them in the ring and when they begin to come through the ropes she goes after Static. They quickly lay into her, leveling her, and laying her out. Curt lifts her up before hitting her with the "Buddy Buster"! Muhammad, Kato, and Curt lift up Serbia as Static orders them to. He gets into her face and begins yelling before pushing her face and backing up. He then nails her with a viscous Pump Kick, laying her out cold. Arson is finally up as he looks on at the scene in front of him. He quickly grabs the chair as Static steps up to him and hands him a card. We can hear him say "You chose right the first time. Make the right choice again." before handing him the card and walking out of the ring. Curt, Kato, and Muhammad follow. Muhammad pulling the top of the announce table off and slamming his hands on the table. The 4 exit through the crowd, pointing to Arson and showing him that he can do better.
Arson looks at the card and then Serbia. The ref is coming alive as Arson grabs Serbia and lifts her up, dead weight. He locks in and hits the "Bow Down" before covering her and getting the 3 count.
Winner: Cory Arson via Pinfall
Match Highlights: Serbia ducks a "Jawbreaker" and nails the "Marijuana Trip"!
Serbia comes off the top rope with a super hurricanrana, but Arson catches her with a big time dropkick!
Arson nails 2 German suplexs, but when he goes for the last one Serbia back flipped and landed on her feet before hitting him with a Spike Piledriver. She almost would get the victory from this!
After match: Arson looks at the card as his hand is raises. We can see a slight smirk on his face as he plays with the card in his hand. Arson exits the ring as he continues looking at the card and pondering a move to SPW.
Ending Segment
We make our way out to the parking lot where we see Static and his crew walking over to a limousine. On the side is a large SPW logo printed out in blue. The men are laughing as they open up the door. Danny Brannigan hurries over to try and get an interview. Static and the crew stop dead in their tracks.
Danny Brannigan:"Static, what comments can you give us about you and these gentlemen coming into the HWA zone?"
Static steps away from the limo and slams the door. He leans against the vehicle and smirks.
Static:"We came here to recruit. SPW is the greatest company in wrestling history! I'm a fair man and when I see talent being treated the way the HWA treats some of these guys, it blows my mind. I'm here to give a better opportunity to some of these guys. When you roll with Static, you're rolling with the best. Plain and fuckin' simple."
Danny Brannigan:"Do you wish to start a war with the HWA?"
Static laughs and nudges Curt. The 4 men start laughing before Static cuts it off and they all get serious.
Static:"I'm not here to start anything. But if it comes down to throwing hands, you best believe Statics gonna' shock."
Static and the crew climb in. Static is the last to go through the door, but before he gets in Danny has one more question.
Danny Brannigan:"Any final comments?"
Static looks at Danny and smirk.
Static:"Keep watch fella. We'll be back."
And with that Static climbs into the limousine and slams the door on Danny's face. The limo starts up before pulling off slowly, the HWA logo appearing on the bottom as the SPW limo leaves the parking lot, ending the show with static.
Danny Brannigan:"Static, what comments can you give us about you and these gentlemen coming into the HWA zone?"
Static steps away from the limo and slams the door. He leans against the vehicle and smirks.
Static:"We came here to recruit. SPW is the greatest company in wrestling history! I'm a fair man and when I see talent being treated the way the HWA treats some of these guys, it blows my mind. I'm here to give a better opportunity to some of these guys. When you roll with Static, you're rolling with the best. Plain and fuckin' simple."
Danny Brannigan:"Do you wish to start a war with the HWA?"
Static laughs and nudges Curt. The 4 men start laughing before Static cuts it off and they all get serious.
Static:"I'm not here to start anything. But if it comes down to throwing hands, you best believe Statics gonna' shock."
Static and the crew climb in. Static is the last to go through the door, but before he gets in Danny has one more question.
Danny Brannigan:"Any final comments?"
Static looks at Danny and smirk.
Static:"Keep watch fella. We'll be back."
And with that Static climbs into the limousine and slams the door on Danny's face. The limo starts up before pulling off slowly, the HWA logo appearing on the bottom as the SPW limo leaves the parking lot, ending the show with static.