Opening Segment
Crazy Motherfucker by Atom Bomb plays as Joey Trash walks out from the back wildly swinging his trash can at fans while swearing at them, and anyone or anything else that pissed him off in the last 15 or so seconds. Behind him as a couple of backstage aides he bullied into carrying out additional trash can and more two carrying a flowered, stained, and torn couch that looks like it was taken from the dump. They set up his set as Joey paces around the ring looking furious.
Joey Trash: Welcome to the fucking Trash Can fuckers! This week Joey Fucking Trash is fucking pissed. Can you fucking guess why? Because I got fucking fucked by that fucking ref last week against fucking Scorpion! And you know the fuck what? Joey Trash ain't gonna fucking take it! You fucking feel me?
The crowd actually gets behind Joey Trash a bit and gives him a few cheers.
Joey Trash: So my fucking guest this week on this fucking extra fucking special edition of the Trash Can is that fucking ratfaced ratfucking bastard referee!
The referee comes out from the back and the crowd instantly starts chanting kill the ref. Wrestling crowd don't like refs. Apparently even more then they don't like Joey Trash. The referee gets in the ring and Joey immediately pushes him down on the couch.
Joey Trash: Sit down fucker!
Referee: I have a name you know.
Joey Trash: And I don't fucking care what it fucking is fucker!
The referee gets up and looks like he wants to bolt. But Joey gives him the stink eye.
Joey Trash: What I want to fucking know is fucker where the fuck get you fucking get off disqualifying me last week.
Referee: You broke the rules.
Joey Trash: I broke the fucking rules! Where the fuck were you when that fucker television chump Jacob Ass kept fucking cheating? Huh Fucker!
The crowd actually cheers Joey Trash's statement.
Joey Trash: Even these fuckers know I got fucking screwed! And I hate these fuckers. Not as much as I fucking hate you but I still fucking hate them! I know why you fucking disqualified me. Because fucking Doctor Crane was gobbling your fucking crank before the fucking match, wasn't it?
Referee: No! That's disgusting. I refuse to listen to this line of questioning.
Joey Trash: You don't fucking tell me what you'll listen to. I'll fucking tell you.. fucker. I'm gonna get in the ring with fucking Scorpion again and I'm gonna fucking fuck him up! But what I want to know is what do I have to do to not get a pussy like you to disqualify me. I don't fucking want my fucking beating to get stopped by a fucking bell! So I'm gonna fucking straighten this fucking shit out right fucking now! I'll fucking teach you to disqualify me!
Referee: Obviously I already know how to disqualify you.
Joey Trash: A fucking wise guy eh? Well fuck you too. Fine, let's hash this out. Do I get fucking disqualified by a fucking low blow?
Referee: Not usually.
Joey Trash: Fucking A!
Joey boots the referee in the nuts to a loud cheer from the crowd.
Joey Trash: Shut the fuck up! I didn't fucking do it for you!
The referee groans and tries to crawl from the ring but Joey puts his boot on his back stopping him.
Joey Trash: How about a fucking choke hold?
Referee: Please don't.
Joey Trash: I got a fucking five count, right?
Joey wraps his hand around the referee's throat and counts.
Joey Trash: Fucking One! Fucking Two! Fucking Three! Fucking Four! Fucking Five!
Joey releases the choke.
Joey Trash: Now what if I hit you with a fucking trash can?
The referee is too busy coughing to respond.
Joey Trash: I don't hear you saying I can't!
The crowd erupts as Joey levels the ref with his trash can.
Joey Trash: Now I know this is fucking legal.
Joey hits the referee with the fucker fucker behind the couch.. then big boots the couch on top of him then sits down on top of it.
Joey Trash: Now that I got the rules straight let me make me more thing clear. Scorpion.. the next time we meet.. you won't be able to pussy out and beg the fucking ref to fucking disqualify me. I will fuck you up.. I will fucking trash you! You got it.. fucker! I will trash you!
Crazy motherfucker plays again as Joey Trash stomps his way to the back still looking pissed off as the crowd surprisingly chants Joey Trash. Apparently they like him now?
Joey Trash: Welcome to the fucking Trash Can fuckers! This week Joey Fucking Trash is fucking pissed. Can you fucking guess why? Because I got fucking fucked by that fucking ref last week against fucking Scorpion! And you know the fuck what? Joey Trash ain't gonna fucking take it! You fucking feel me?
The crowd actually gets behind Joey Trash a bit and gives him a few cheers.
Joey Trash: So my fucking guest this week on this fucking extra fucking special edition of the Trash Can is that fucking ratfaced ratfucking bastard referee!
The referee comes out from the back and the crowd instantly starts chanting kill the ref. Wrestling crowd don't like refs. Apparently even more then they don't like Joey Trash. The referee gets in the ring and Joey immediately pushes him down on the couch.
Joey Trash: Sit down fucker!
Referee: I have a name you know.
Joey Trash: And I don't fucking care what it fucking is fucker!
The referee gets up and looks like he wants to bolt. But Joey gives him the stink eye.
Joey Trash: What I want to fucking know is fucker where the fuck get you fucking get off disqualifying me last week.
Referee: You broke the rules.
Joey Trash: I broke the fucking rules! Where the fuck were you when that fucker television chump Jacob Ass kept fucking cheating? Huh Fucker!
The crowd actually cheers Joey Trash's statement.
Joey Trash: Even these fuckers know I got fucking screwed! And I hate these fuckers. Not as much as I fucking hate you but I still fucking hate them! I know why you fucking disqualified me. Because fucking Doctor Crane was gobbling your fucking crank before the fucking match, wasn't it?
Referee: No! That's disgusting. I refuse to listen to this line of questioning.
Joey Trash: You don't fucking tell me what you'll listen to. I'll fucking tell you.. fucker. I'm gonna get in the ring with fucking Scorpion again and I'm gonna fucking fuck him up! But what I want to know is what do I have to do to not get a pussy like you to disqualify me. I don't fucking want my fucking beating to get stopped by a fucking bell! So I'm gonna fucking straighten this fucking shit out right fucking now! I'll fucking teach you to disqualify me!
Referee: Obviously I already know how to disqualify you.
Joey Trash: A fucking wise guy eh? Well fuck you too. Fine, let's hash this out. Do I get fucking disqualified by a fucking low blow?
Referee: Not usually.
Joey Trash: Fucking A!
Joey boots the referee in the nuts to a loud cheer from the crowd.
Joey Trash: Shut the fuck up! I didn't fucking do it for you!
The referee groans and tries to crawl from the ring but Joey puts his boot on his back stopping him.
Joey Trash: How about a fucking choke hold?
Referee: Please don't.
Joey Trash: I got a fucking five count, right?
Joey wraps his hand around the referee's throat and counts.
Joey Trash: Fucking One! Fucking Two! Fucking Three! Fucking Four! Fucking Five!
Joey releases the choke.
Joey Trash: Now what if I hit you with a fucking trash can?
The referee is too busy coughing to respond.
Joey Trash: I don't hear you saying I can't!
The crowd erupts as Joey levels the ref with his trash can.
Joey Trash: Now I know this is fucking legal.
Joey hits the referee with the fucker fucker behind the couch.. then big boots the couch on top of him then sits down on top of it.
Joey Trash: Now that I got the rules straight let me make me more thing clear. Scorpion.. the next time we meet.. you won't be able to pussy out and beg the fucking ref to fucking disqualify me. I will fuck you up.. I will fucking trash you! You got it.. fucker! I will trash you!
Crazy motherfucker plays again as Joey Trash stomps his way to the back still looking pissed off as the crowd surprisingly chants Joey Trash. Apparently they like him now?
Opening Match
(Scorpion chooses Joey Trash's Opponent)
Joey Trash vs. ????
We cut to the commentators before the match as they begin to speak.
Alexis Swann:"Tonight is going to be a crazy night for everyone. Pick your Poison Matches all around!"
Tobias Morgan:"Each competitor will have their rival choose their opponent tonight. Anything can happen!"
The camera cuts to the ring where Bryan Saint stands ready for introductions.
BRYAN SAINT:"The following is your opening contest and it is a pick your Poison Match scheduled for one fall! Introducing first....."
"Crazy Motherfucker" by Adam Bomb starts to begin and Joey Trash rushes out from the fan swinging a trash can, and yelling at fans on his way to the ring.
Bryan Saint:"Making his way to the ring from the dumpster behind the building, weighing in tonight at two hundred and seventy pounds, The Trashman... JOEY TRAAAAAAASSHHHH!"
Joey tosses his trash can over the top rope before rolling into the ring under the ropes.
Bryan Saint:"And his opponent, chosen by Scorpion...."
"Fever For the Flava" by Hot Action Cop starts to play and Steven Osbourne slowly walks through the curtain prolonging his entrance for suspense reasons. As he makes his way to the ring he mugs for the camera and for the ladies as he struts, moon walks, and flexes generally making a spectacle of himself. As well he gets his unpaid intern Amber Del Vallee to take pictures of him with pretty girls on her cell phone and jot down numbers he gets, likely incorrectly. His manager Veronica Anderson tries to get him to focus and plan some last minute strategy before he finally makes it to the ring.
Bryan Saint:"He is the AWS Society Champion.... STEVEN OSSSSBOUUURNEEE!"
The Bell rings to start this match!!
DING DING DING!!!!!!!!!
Match: As the bell rings Joey goes right after Steven. He charges him in the corner, but Steven manages to leap over and roll up Joey. Joey quickly kicks out as Steven gyrates his hips as he struts around the ring. Joey can't take it as he charges again, this time Steven ducks a big boot attempt and goes for a Tornado DDT when Joey turns around! Joey holds onto Steven though and instead tosses him away. Steven lands on his feet, but is taken down hard with a big boot from Joey.
Alexis Swann:"Joey Trash stinks, literally! I can smell him from out here!"
Tobias Morgan:"The combination of the rotten stench of Joey Trash and the amount of cologne Steven osbourne is wearing is truly a nauseating smell here at ringside."
Alexis Swann:"I'm gonna' barf..."
As the match continues Joey and Steven have been back and forth with Joey shutting down Steven a few times with cheap moves and tactics. Joey now has Steven in the corner as he hangs him upside down in the tree of woe. Steven is attempting to break free, but Trash goes for his signature "Tree of Ghetto" as he charges Steven with a knee to the face. Joey backs off again and comes back with a chop to end his signature move, but Steven manages to get a foot free and kicks Trash in the top of the head as he comes in for the chop! Joey stumbles back as Steven breaks free and comes to his feet. Steven points and then goes for a Superkick, but Joey ducks and lifts Steven into the air going for his signature "Trash Disposal"! Steven wiggles before raking Joey's eyes causing him to drop Steven. Joey turns around, blind and goes for the "Trash Blaster"! He nails it, but in his blind state he nails the ref with the finisher! Joey recovers and can now see the referee down and Steven smiling on the top rope! Joey sees this as Steven dives off going for a flying headscissors, but Joey catches him with the "Fucker Fucker" in mid air, driving Steven down on his knee! Joey looks at Steven then at the ref, but instead of covering he grabs his trash can from the corner and smiles as he lays it on top of Stevens downed body. He points to the corner and climbs the ropes as he gets to the top. Joey, who is not known for going high risk, takes too long to climb the ropes giving Steven time to recover. As soon as Joey gets to the top rope Steven pops to his feet and leaps up into the corner, catching Joey with the "Sexexcution", sending him tumbling off the top rope and crashing down on the trash can! Steven covers slowly as the referee finally crawls over for the pin.
One... Two... THREE!!!
Winner: Steven Osbourne via Pinfall with the "Sexexcution"!
Alexis Swann:"Tonight is going to be a crazy night for everyone. Pick your Poison Matches all around!"
Tobias Morgan:"Each competitor will have their rival choose their opponent tonight. Anything can happen!"
The camera cuts to the ring where Bryan Saint stands ready for introductions.
BRYAN SAINT:"The following is your opening contest and it is a pick your Poison Match scheduled for one fall! Introducing first....."
"Crazy Motherfucker" by Adam Bomb starts to begin and Joey Trash rushes out from the fan swinging a trash can, and yelling at fans on his way to the ring.
Bryan Saint:"Making his way to the ring from the dumpster behind the building, weighing in tonight at two hundred and seventy pounds, The Trashman... JOEY TRAAAAAAASSHHHH!"
Joey tosses his trash can over the top rope before rolling into the ring under the ropes.
Bryan Saint:"And his opponent, chosen by Scorpion...."
"Fever For the Flava" by Hot Action Cop starts to play and Steven Osbourne slowly walks through the curtain prolonging his entrance for suspense reasons. As he makes his way to the ring he mugs for the camera and for the ladies as he struts, moon walks, and flexes generally making a spectacle of himself. As well he gets his unpaid intern Amber Del Vallee to take pictures of him with pretty girls on her cell phone and jot down numbers he gets, likely incorrectly. His manager Veronica Anderson tries to get him to focus and plan some last minute strategy before he finally makes it to the ring.
Bryan Saint:"He is the AWS Society Champion.... STEVEN OSSSSBOUUURNEEE!"
The Bell rings to start this match!!
DING DING DING!!!!!!!!!
Match: As the bell rings Joey goes right after Steven. He charges him in the corner, but Steven manages to leap over and roll up Joey. Joey quickly kicks out as Steven gyrates his hips as he struts around the ring. Joey can't take it as he charges again, this time Steven ducks a big boot attempt and goes for a Tornado DDT when Joey turns around! Joey holds onto Steven though and instead tosses him away. Steven lands on his feet, but is taken down hard with a big boot from Joey.
Alexis Swann:"Joey Trash stinks, literally! I can smell him from out here!"
Tobias Morgan:"The combination of the rotten stench of Joey Trash and the amount of cologne Steven osbourne is wearing is truly a nauseating smell here at ringside."
Alexis Swann:"I'm gonna' barf..."
As the match continues Joey and Steven have been back and forth with Joey shutting down Steven a few times with cheap moves and tactics. Joey now has Steven in the corner as he hangs him upside down in the tree of woe. Steven is attempting to break free, but Trash goes for his signature "Tree of Ghetto" as he charges Steven with a knee to the face. Joey backs off again and comes back with a chop to end his signature move, but Steven manages to get a foot free and kicks Trash in the top of the head as he comes in for the chop! Joey stumbles back as Steven breaks free and comes to his feet. Steven points and then goes for a Superkick, but Joey ducks and lifts Steven into the air going for his signature "Trash Disposal"! Steven wiggles before raking Joey's eyes causing him to drop Steven. Joey turns around, blind and goes for the "Trash Blaster"! He nails it, but in his blind state he nails the ref with the finisher! Joey recovers and can now see the referee down and Steven smiling on the top rope! Joey sees this as Steven dives off going for a flying headscissors, but Joey catches him with the "Fucker Fucker" in mid air, driving Steven down on his knee! Joey looks at Steven then at the ref, but instead of covering he grabs his trash can from the corner and smiles as he lays it on top of Stevens downed body. He points to the corner and climbs the ropes as he gets to the top. Joey, who is not known for going high risk, takes too long to climb the ropes giving Steven time to recover. As soon as Joey gets to the top rope Steven pops to his feet and leaps up into the corner, catching Joey with the "Sexexcution", sending him tumbling off the top rope and crashing down on the trash can! Steven covers slowly as the referee finally crawls over for the pin.
One... Two... THREE!!!
Winner: Steven Osbourne via Pinfall with the "Sexexcution"!
Segment
We cut backstage where we see a few of the AWS roster members hanging out and talking about the show. We see Tommy Smokes and Andy Charles chatting about recreational drugs, Copeland and Heart are arguing about their tag team, El Kitty Tigre is licking himself as Sleaze is trying to give fashion advice to Emo Nemo. Everyone is relaxing and waiting for an opportunity to step up in the AWS. Suddenly, Missy Paige comes into the cameras view as she looks around at the J.I.Ts in front of her. She shakes her head in disappointment as she looks at the scene.
Missy Paige:"What is wrong with you people?!"
They all stop what they're doing to look at a visibly mad Paige.
Missy Paige:"Most of you have been here since day one and have yet to make any sort of impact. Hell, half of you I don't even think have been in front of the camera yet. Why are you wasting your time back here? You should be going out to that ring to make a damn statement!"
Sleaze walks forward and leans against the wall, clearly trying to put the charm on Missy.
Sleaze:"Baby baby baby. Reeelaaaax. Everything is going to work out just fine for you. And I'll give you some advice. If you want to make it in this company... all you got to do is get a little sleazy!"
Missy flashes a smirk at Sleaze. He seems to like it as he moves in closer.
Missy Paige:"So you're offering your special skills to help me?"
Sleaze smiles as he moves in, his chest now touching her shoulder.
Sleaze:"That's right baby. You and me could take this place for our own! And after that we could take down a hotel room or two if you know what I'm saying!"
He moves in for a kiss, but Missy quickly moves out of the way and nails Sleaze in the crotch with a low blow. Sleaze yelps in pain as he falls to his knees holding his groin. She grabs him by the hair and drills his head into the side of the wall creating a loud thud upon impact! The other roster members standing about look back at Missy with a concerned look on their faces.
Missy Paige:"I'm not going to sit around here like the rest of you losers! I'm going out to that ring and taking my spot!"
Missy storms off as the J.I.Ts come over to help the fallen Sleaze.
Missy Paige:"What is wrong with you people?!"
They all stop what they're doing to look at a visibly mad Paige.
Missy Paige:"Most of you have been here since day one and have yet to make any sort of impact. Hell, half of you I don't even think have been in front of the camera yet. Why are you wasting your time back here? You should be going out to that ring to make a damn statement!"
Sleaze walks forward and leans against the wall, clearly trying to put the charm on Missy.
Sleaze:"Baby baby baby. Reeelaaaax. Everything is going to work out just fine for you. And I'll give you some advice. If you want to make it in this company... all you got to do is get a little sleazy!"
Missy flashes a smirk at Sleaze. He seems to like it as he moves in closer.
Missy Paige:"So you're offering your special skills to help me?"
Sleaze smiles as he moves in, his chest now touching her shoulder.
Sleaze:"That's right baby. You and me could take this place for our own! And after that we could take down a hotel room or two if you know what I'm saying!"
He moves in for a kiss, but Missy quickly moves out of the way and nails Sleaze in the crotch with a low blow. Sleaze yelps in pain as he falls to his knees holding his groin. She grabs him by the hair and drills his head into the side of the wall creating a loud thud upon impact! The other roster members standing about look back at Missy with a concerned look on their faces.
Missy Paige:"I'm not going to sit around here like the rest of you losers! I'm going out to that ring and taking my spot!"
Missy storms off as the J.I.Ts come over to help the fallen Sleaze.
Singles Match
(The Empire chooses Kellins Opponent)
Kellin Savage vs. ???
BRYAN SAINT:"The following contest is a pick your Poison Match scheduled for one fall! Introducing first....."
"Daughters of Darkness" By Halestorm hits as the arena goes dark. Red lights flash violently as Kellin savage begins to walk out from the back. She is holding a chalice full of a mysterious red liquid. She begins down the ramp, eyeing the ring with evil intent.
Bryan Saint:"Representing the Ministry of Shadows, this is KELLIN SAAAAVAAAAGE!"
She walks up the steps and stands on the apron before taking a sip from the chalice and then laying it down. She grabs hold of the ropes and does a backflip using the ropes for assistance into the ring. As she does this she sprays the red substance creating a red mist cloud to shoot from her mouth. She stands in the ring, waiting for the bell.
Bryan Saint:"And her opponent, chosen by the Empire...."
"5 Star" By Yo Gotti hits before the beat drops and the song plays out. smoke comes up through the stage and fireworks explode before Laila comes out from the back. She begins strutting around saying "I'm the baddest bitch today". She then walks to the ring flipping her hair and looking in disgust at the fans.
Bryan saint:"Representing the Empire, the self proclaimed Baddest Bitch on the Planet, LAILAA MAAAARIEEEE!"
She then shows one of Cory arson's shirts off before she takes off her jacket and gets in the ring and jumps on the rope and in the corner. She poses then hops down and waits for the bell.
The Bell rings to start this match!!
DING DING DING!!!!!!!!!
Match: As the bell rings both women eye eachother up and down. They circle before locking up and Laila immedietly grabs two handfuls of Kellins hair and takes her to the corner. The referee begins to count before Laila breaks her hold. She backs off, but not before slapping Kellin across the face. Kellin comes out of the corner with an explosive dropkick taking Laila down. She rolls out of the ring quickly as the fans boo her and the referee starts his count. She ignores it and begins walking around the ring, but as Kellin rolls out for the chase, Laila rolls back in. Kellin goes to roll in, but is immedietly caught with stomps from Laila. She stomps her over and over before dragging her to the middle of the ring and leaping in the air before driving her feet onto Kellin with a double stomp.
Tobias Morgan:"Laila Marie claims to be the Baddest Bitch on the Planet..."
Alexis Swann:"Let me stop you right there Tobias. Laila Marie IS the baddest bitch on the Planet! And not you or anybody else can prove she's not!"
As the match progresses Laila has stayed on top for the most part, trying to keep Kellin down as long as she can. Laila is now on the top rope as Kellin is starting to make her way to her feet. She turns around right as Laila leaps off and nails her signature missile Dropkick! Laila pops back up to her feet and is amped up calling for the end. She grabs Kellin by the hair and lifts her up on her shoulders, looking for her "Rack Attack" Finisher! Kellin wiggles out and drops behind Laila. Laila turns around as Kellin scoops her up for the "Blood Transfusion"! She nails it and covers!
One... Two... THREE!!!
Winner: Kellin Savage via Pinfall with the "Blood Transfusion"!
Bryan Saint:"Representing the Ministry of Shadows, this is KELLIN SAAAAVAAAAGE!"
She walks up the steps and stands on the apron before taking a sip from the chalice and then laying it down. She grabs hold of the ropes and does a backflip using the ropes for assistance into the ring. As she does this she sprays the red substance creating a red mist cloud to shoot from her mouth. She stands in the ring, waiting for the bell.
Bryan Saint:"And her opponent, chosen by the Empire...."
"5 Star" By Yo Gotti hits before the beat drops and the song plays out. smoke comes up through the stage and fireworks explode before Laila comes out from the back. She begins strutting around saying "I'm the baddest bitch today". She then walks to the ring flipping her hair and looking in disgust at the fans.
Bryan saint:"Representing the Empire, the self proclaimed Baddest Bitch on the Planet, LAILAA MAAAARIEEEE!"
She then shows one of Cory arson's shirts off before she takes off her jacket and gets in the ring and jumps on the rope and in the corner. She poses then hops down and waits for the bell.
The Bell rings to start this match!!
DING DING DING!!!!!!!!!
Match: As the bell rings both women eye eachother up and down. They circle before locking up and Laila immedietly grabs two handfuls of Kellins hair and takes her to the corner. The referee begins to count before Laila breaks her hold. She backs off, but not before slapping Kellin across the face. Kellin comes out of the corner with an explosive dropkick taking Laila down. She rolls out of the ring quickly as the fans boo her and the referee starts his count. She ignores it and begins walking around the ring, but as Kellin rolls out for the chase, Laila rolls back in. Kellin goes to roll in, but is immedietly caught with stomps from Laila. She stomps her over and over before dragging her to the middle of the ring and leaping in the air before driving her feet onto Kellin with a double stomp.
Tobias Morgan:"Laila Marie claims to be the Baddest Bitch on the Planet..."
Alexis Swann:"Let me stop you right there Tobias. Laila Marie IS the baddest bitch on the Planet! And not you or anybody else can prove she's not!"
As the match progresses Laila has stayed on top for the most part, trying to keep Kellin down as long as she can. Laila is now on the top rope as Kellin is starting to make her way to her feet. She turns around right as Laila leaps off and nails her signature missile Dropkick! Laila pops back up to her feet and is amped up calling for the end. She grabs Kellin by the hair and lifts her up on her shoulders, looking for her "Rack Attack" Finisher! Kellin wiggles out and drops behind Laila. Laila turns around as Kellin scoops her up for the "Blood Transfusion"! She nails it and covers!
One... Two... THREE!!!
Winner: Kellin Savage via Pinfall with the "Blood Transfusion"!
Segment
N/A
Singles Match
(Aurora chooses Jacob Cass's Opponent)
Jacob Cass vs. ????
BRYAN SAINT:"The following contest is a pick your Poison Match scheduled for one fall! Introducing first....."
"I Am" By Dale Oliver hits and Jacob Cass comes out from the back with a hood covering his head. He walks to the edge of the ramp and crouches down. He sits in that position for a moment before tossing his hood off and spreading his arms out to the sides. The crowd boos as he simply walks down the ramp with a cocky smirk on his face.
Bryan Saint:"Introducing first, he is the AWS Television Champion, the Mega Star JAAACOB CAAAAAAASS!"
he comes to the ring and slides in before popping to his feet and throwing his arms to the sides again as the crowd showers him with loud boos and hatred. He simply shrugs and takes off his ring jacket before waiting for the bell.
Bryan Saint:"And his opponent, chosen by Aurora...."
Kellin Savage appears on stage holding a cup of what seems to be blood. She walks down the ramp slowly and climbs inside. She pours the blood in a circle on the ring mat and backs away, laughing menacingly.
Bryan Saint:"Representing the Ministry of Shadows he is the Leviathan... FELIX SAAAAAAVAAAAAAAAGE!"
Suddenly, lightning hits the center of the circle and the lights go off. "Refined in the Fire" By Winds of Plague hits and the circle catches on fire for a second. It burns bright as Felix Savage rises from the circle in chains. The fire burns out and Kellin laughs as we see Felix struggle to break free. Kellin unlocks the chains and Felix stares down his opponent, waiting for the bell to destroy his enemy.
"I Am" By Dale Oliver hits and Jacob Cass comes out from the back with a hood covering his head. He walks to the edge of the ramp and crouches down. He sits in that position for a moment before tossing his hood off and spreading his arms out to the sides. The crowd boos as he simply walks down the ramp with a cocky smirk on his face.
Bryan Saint:"Introducing first, he is the AWS Television Champion, the Mega Star JAAACOB CAAAAAAASS!"
he comes to the ring and slides in before popping to his feet and throwing his arms to the sides again as the crowd showers him with loud boos and hatred. He simply shrugs and takes off his ring jacket before waiting for the bell.
Bryan Saint:"And his opponent, chosen by Aurora...."
Kellin Savage appears on stage holding a cup of what seems to be blood. She walks down the ramp slowly and climbs inside. She pours the blood in a circle on the ring mat and backs away, laughing menacingly.
Bryan Saint:"Representing the Ministry of Shadows he is the Leviathan... FELIX SAAAAAAVAAAAAAAAGE!"
Suddenly, lightning hits the center of the circle and the lights go off. "Refined in the Fire" By Winds of Plague hits and the circle catches on fire for a second. It burns bright as Felix Savage rises from the circle in chains. The fire burns out and Kellin laughs as we see Felix struggle to break free. Kellin unlocks the chains and Felix stares down his opponent, waiting for the bell to destroy his enemy.
The Bell rings to start this match!!
DING DING DING!!!!!!!!!
Match: The bell rings as the two begin to circle. Felix goes after Cass, but Cass ducks out of the way and nails a kick to the leg of Felix. Felix barely moves as he goes after Cass again. Cass ducks, kicks Felix in the leg, and the cycle repeats again. Finally Felix manages to back Cass into a corner and trap him. He nails him with a few shots to the gut before lifting him and dropping him face first on the top turnbuckle with a Snake Eyes.
Tobias Morgan:"Great choice by Aurora! If she wants to hurt Jacob Cass this how you do it!"
Alexis Swann:"Shut up Tobias! Jacob Cass is the longest reigning Champion in AWS history. He won the Television Championship and has yet to be beaten for it! You will show him respect!"
The match continues as Felix makes short work of Cass. He beats down on him, toying with him for a while. Cass is getting up slowly in the corner as Felix comes over and begins nailing him with multiple clothesline in the corner. He backs up and goes for the spinebuster finish to his signature, but Cass ducks it and nails a pele kick to the head of Felix out of desperation! Felix stumbles as Cass stumbles over and nails a jumping double knee facebreaker! Felix stumbles back and falls to a knee as Cass goes to the apron and springboards in, nailing a springboard forearm to the face of Felix. Felix falls back into the ropes and bounces back up where Cass attempt to lift him for the "Cassout"! Felix is too heavy as Jacob's back gives out. Felix grabs Cass around the throat, but Cass breaks free and goes for a superkick! Felix catches it and spins Cass around before lifting him up and nailing "Hells Inferno" out of nowhere! He covers!
One... TWO... THREE!!!
Winner: Felix Savage via Pinfall with "Hells Inferno"!
DING DING DING!!!!!!!!!
Match: The bell rings as the two begin to circle. Felix goes after Cass, but Cass ducks out of the way and nails a kick to the leg of Felix. Felix barely moves as he goes after Cass again. Cass ducks, kicks Felix in the leg, and the cycle repeats again. Finally Felix manages to back Cass into a corner and trap him. He nails him with a few shots to the gut before lifting him and dropping him face first on the top turnbuckle with a Snake Eyes.
Tobias Morgan:"Great choice by Aurora! If she wants to hurt Jacob Cass this how you do it!"
Alexis Swann:"Shut up Tobias! Jacob Cass is the longest reigning Champion in AWS history. He won the Television Championship and has yet to be beaten for it! You will show him respect!"
The match continues as Felix makes short work of Cass. He beats down on him, toying with him for a while. Cass is getting up slowly in the corner as Felix comes over and begins nailing him with multiple clothesline in the corner. He backs up and goes for the spinebuster finish to his signature, but Cass ducks it and nails a pele kick to the head of Felix out of desperation! Felix stumbles as Cass stumbles over and nails a jumping double knee facebreaker! Felix stumbles back and falls to a knee as Cass goes to the apron and springboards in, nailing a springboard forearm to the face of Felix. Felix falls back into the ropes and bounces back up where Cass attempt to lift him for the "Cassout"! Felix is too heavy as Jacob's back gives out. Felix grabs Cass around the throat, but Cass breaks free and goes for a superkick! Felix catches it and spins Cass around before lifting him up and nailing "Hells Inferno" out of nowhere! He covers!
One... TWO... THREE!!!
Winner: Felix Savage via Pinfall with "Hells Inferno"!
Segment
"Seven Devils" by Florence and the Machine hits as Aurora comes out from the back with a grin on her face. She stares down to the ring at Cass who has managed to finally come to a seated position. She points at him and makes the ghost belt signal around her waist as Cass grips onto his Television Championship tightly. Aurora keeps her stare as we cut to commercial.
Singles Match
(Joey Trash chooses Scorpion's Opponent)
Scorpion vs. ????
BRYAN SAINT:"The following contest is a pick your Poison Match scheduled for one fall! Introducing first....."
"Set Up" By Drowning Pool and after the intro the lights turn to dark red. Dr. Crane comes out from the back with Scorpion behind walking slowly. They walk down the ramp, ignoring the rest of the world.
Bryan Saint:"Hailing from Deathport, Pennsylvania, standing 6 foot 10 inches tall, weighing in at 320 pounds, accompanied to the ring by Dr. Crane, he is Punisher of Darkness and the AWS Uncensored Champion, this is SCORRRRRRPPPPIIIOOOOONNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!"
Scorpion puts his hands on the top rope and pulls himself up on the ring apron. He steps over the top rope and gets into the ring. He walks to the middle of the ring and stands there for a moment before looking up slowly as fire explodes from the corners. He stares down the camera and waits for the match to begin as Dr. Crane walks over to the corner.
Bryan Saint:"And his opponent, chosen by Joey Trash...."
"Crazy Motherfucker" by Adam Bomb hits before Joey Trash comes walking out from the back with a microphone in hand. he stops on the ramp as his music cuts out and he lets out an evil laugh into the microphone.
Joey Trash:"Hey Scorpion... you stupid fucker.. I know you want to fucking fight me.. but this is my pick and I fucking pick... Doctor Crane! Choke on that fucker!"
The crowd goes crazy as Dr. Crane can be seen yelling about having to go against his monster. The referee is trying to get him under control as Joey laughs and exits to the back.
Tobias Morgan:"Joey trash chose Scorpions own manager to face off against the monster! This is going to be one hell of a fight!"
Alexis Swann:"I personally hope Scorpion kills Dr. Crane! Dr. Crane is nothing but a dirty old man who stands behind his monster. Now he has to stand across the ring from him! Please oh please let this be the death of Dr. Crane!"
Bryan Saint:"Hailing from Deathport, Pennsylvania, standing 6 foot 10 inches tall, weighing in at 320 pounds, accompanied to the ring by Dr. Crane, he is Punisher of Darkness and the AWS Uncensored Champion, this is SCORRRRRRPPPPIIIOOOOONNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!"
Scorpion puts his hands on the top rope and pulls himself up on the ring apron. He steps over the top rope and gets into the ring. He walks to the middle of the ring and stands there for a moment before looking up slowly as fire explodes from the corners. He stares down the camera and waits for the match to begin as Dr. Crane walks over to the corner.
Bryan Saint:"And his opponent, chosen by Joey Trash...."
"Crazy Motherfucker" by Adam Bomb hits before Joey Trash comes walking out from the back with a microphone in hand. he stops on the ramp as his music cuts out and he lets out an evil laugh into the microphone.
Joey Trash:"Hey Scorpion... you stupid fucker.. I know you want to fucking fight me.. but this is my pick and I fucking pick... Doctor Crane! Choke on that fucker!"
The crowd goes crazy as Dr. Crane can be seen yelling about having to go against his monster. The referee is trying to get him under control as Joey laughs and exits to the back.
Tobias Morgan:"Joey trash chose Scorpions own manager to face off against the monster! This is going to be one hell of a fight!"
Alexis Swann:"I personally hope Scorpion kills Dr. Crane! Dr. Crane is nothing but a dirty old man who stands behind his monster. Now he has to stand across the ring from him! Please oh please let this be the death of Dr. Crane!"
The Bell rings to start this match!!
DING DING DING!!!!!!!!!
Match: Dr. Crane stands in front of his monster ordering him to leave the ring. Scorpion doesn't move a muscle as he stares down at his manager. Dr. Crane continues yelling before slapping Scorpion across the face and screaming at him to leave. Scorpion lets out an enraged roar before grabbing Dr. Crane by the throat! Dr. Crane is yelping in fear as he tries to break free from Scorpion. Scorpion lifts Dr. Crane up before sending him crashing down with a chokeslam. The monster lets out a scream before grabbing Dr. Crane and lifting him up quickly. He hooks him and delivers the "Death Sting" before making the cover!
One... Two... THREE!
Winner: Scorpion via Pinfall with the "Death Sting"!
DING DING DING!!!!!!!!!
Match: Dr. Crane stands in front of his monster ordering him to leave the ring. Scorpion doesn't move a muscle as he stares down at his manager. Dr. Crane continues yelling before slapping Scorpion across the face and screaming at him to leave. Scorpion lets out an enraged roar before grabbing Dr. Crane by the throat! Dr. Crane is yelping in fear as he tries to break free from Scorpion. Scorpion lifts Dr. Crane up before sending him crashing down with a chokeslam. The monster lets out a scream before grabbing Dr. Crane and lifting him up quickly. He hooks him and delivers the "Death Sting" before making the cover!
One... Two... THREE!
Winner: Scorpion via Pinfall with the "Death Sting"!
Segment
Singles Match
(Steven Osbourne chooses Mr. Hyde's Opponent)
Mr. Hyde vs. ????
BRYAN SAINT:"The following contest is a pick your Poison Match scheduled for one fall! Introducing first....."
All of a sudden the lights dim even more especially the ones focusing on the ring as the pulsing intro to "Meet the Monster" by Five Finger Death Punch can be heard seeping through the The Dungeon sound system. The pulsing intro continues to play causing the tension in the Dungeon to increase dramatically. As Ivan Moody's vocals kick, a spotlight appears on one of the aisle ways leading down to the ring and focuses on a a man wearing a hoodie underneath a black leather bikers cut, with the hood of the hoodie up masking his identity and follows him as he slowly making his way down to the ring. The man slowly makes over the security barricade at ringside before circling the ring like a hunter stalking his prey. He jumps up onto the ring apron and pulls down his hood to reveal it's none other than Mr Hyde.
Bryan Saint:"Making his way to the ring, from Horsham, England, he is the Wolfman, MIIIIISSSTTEEEEEEER HYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYDEEEE!!!"
Hyde stands on the ring apron not saying anything as he smirks before stepping in the ring and walking over to the turnbuckle and climbing to the second rope before raising and stretching out his arms in his usual cocky fashion. Hyde climbs down from the turnbuckle and proceeds to each of the turnbuckle and climbs them before raising and stretching out his arms in his usual cocky fashion. Hyde climbs down for the final time before looking at the fans and as he turns back to the stage, waiting for his opponent.
Bryan Saint:"And his opponent, chosen by Steven Osbourne...."
"ask about me" By ice cube and the lights go out. The song plays out and as the beat drops fireworks explode. red and white lasers and lights turn on and Cory arson raises from the stage wearing a black and white Adidas jumpsuit. Cory stands with his arms folded with a smirk spread across his face. then he walks down the stage running his mouth to the fans.
Bryan Saint:"Representing the Empire he is one half of the AWs Tag Team Champions... CORY AAAAAARRRRSSOONNNN!!!"
when he gets to the ring he walks up the steps and stands on the side of the turnbuckle. He stands on the turnbuckle and throws one arm up holding his right arm up in the air proudly as he looks around the arena.
Bryan Saint:"Making his way to the ring, from Horsham, England, he is the Wolfman, MIIIIISSSTTEEEEEEER HYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYDEEEE!!!"
Hyde stands on the ring apron not saying anything as he smirks before stepping in the ring and walking over to the turnbuckle and climbing to the second rope before raising and stretching out his arms in his usual cocky fashion. Hyde climbs down from the turnbuckle and proceeds to each of the turnbuckle and climbs them before raising and stretching out his arms in his usual cocky fashion. Hyde climbs down for the final time before looking at the fans and as he turns back to the stage, waiting for his opponent.
Bryan Saint:"And his opponent, chosen by Steven Osbourne...."
"ask about me" By ice cube and the lights go out. The song plays out and as the beat drops fireworks explode. red and white lasers and lights turn on and Cory arson raises from the stage wearing a black and white Adidas jumpsuit. Cory stands with his arms folded with a smirk spread across his face. then he walks down the stage running his mouth to the fans.
Bryan Saint:"Representing the Empire he is one half of the AWs Tag Team Champions... CORY AAAAAARRRRSSOONNNN!!!"
when he gets to the ring he walks up the steps and stands on the side of the turnbuckle. He stands on the turnbuckle and throws one arm up holding his right arm up in the air proudly as he looks around the arena.
The Bell rings to start this match!!
DING DING DING!!!!!!!!!
Match: The BELL rings as Cory and Hyde begin to circle the ring. They lock up as Arson takes Hyde into a headlock. Hyde fights out of that into a top wrist lock, but Arson does a cartwheel and gets into a hammerlock on Hyde. Hyde fights out and nails an elbow to the side of Arsons head. He kicks him in the gut and nails a snap suplex before floating into the cover. Arson kicks out at barely 2 as Hyde grabs him by the head and locks in a seated headlock.
Tobias Morgan:"Very technical contest here with Mr. Hyde and Cory Arson. It'll be hard to predict a winner."
Alexis Swann:"Mr. Hyde has been on a roll in recent weeks. He's upset the Champion multiple times. Arson has returned with the Empire and taken the Tag titles. Both men are beasts in the ring. This will surely be a tough one. But I've got to go with Cory Arson. It's going to take more than sneak attacks and masks to beat him. I don't think Mr. Hyde has it in him."
Tobias Morgan:"Mr. Hyde has more than just tricks up his sleeves. This man has been World Champion."
Alexis Swann:"And so has Arson."
Tobias Morgan:"We'll just have to wait and see what comes out of this."
As the match continues the two men have been back and forth, a spectacle of technical skill. Hyde is beginning to get up to the corner as Arson gets a running start as he comes in for a big boot in the corner! Hyde moves out of the way at the last second and Arson gets trapped in the corner with his leg over the top rope. Hyde quickly capitalizes by hooking Arsons leg and nailing his signature "Anglo-Plex"! He bridges for the pin!
One... Two... Thr- KICKOUT!!
Arson barely kicks out at the tight bridge pinfall. Arson rolls back as Hyde gets to his feet. Hyde attempts "Order 66" as Arson stands, but Arson has it scouted as he blocks the superkick and nails Hyde with the "Lights Out" Rolling elbow! He covers!
One... Two... THREE!
Tobias Morgan:"NO! Hyde kicked out at the last second! This isn't over yet!"
Alexis Swann:"BULLSHIT! This ref was payed off!"
Arson can't believe it as he argues with the referee. he grabs the ref by the shirt and raises a fist looking to punch him. Arson notices Hyde beginning to get to his feet as he grabs him by the hair and lifts him to his feet. Hyde pushes away Arson and nails "Order 66" out of nowhere! He goes to make the cover, but suddenly "Fever for the Flava" by Hot Action Cop hits and Steven comes out from the back. He storms the ring and hops on the apron as Hyde ditches the pin and walks over to Osbourne. Osbourne shakes and gyrates his hips as Hyde goes after him. Osbourne hops off the apron and Hyde yells at him to leave before turning back to Arson. Arson is up already as he pops Hyde into the air and nails him with "Bow Down"! Arson covers!
One... two... THREE!!!
Winner: Cory Arson via Pinfall with "Bow Down"!
DING DING DING!!!!!!!!!
Match: The BELL rings as Cory and Hyde begin to circle the ring. They lock up as Arson takes Hyde into a headlock. Hyde fights out of that into a top wrist lock, but Arson does a cartwheel and gets into a hammerlock on Hyde. Hyde fights out and nails an elbow to the side of Arsons head. He kicks him in the gut and nails a snap suplex before floating into the cover. Arson kicks out at barely 2 as Hyde grabs him by the head and locks in a seated headlock.
Tobias Morgan:"Very technical contest here with Mr. Hyde and Cory Arson. It'll be hard to predict a winner."
Alexis Swann:"Mr. Hyde has been on a roll in recent weeks. He's upset the Champion multiple times. Arson has returned with the Empire and taken the Tag titles. Both men are beasts in the ring. This will surely be a tough one. But I've got to go with Cory Arson. It's going to take more than sneak attacks and masks to beat him. I don't think Mr. Hyde has it in him."
Tobias Morgan:"Mr. Hyde has more than just tricks up his sleeves. This man has been World Champion."
Alexis Swann:"And so has Arson."
Tobias Morgan:"We'll just have to wait and see what comes out of this."
As the match continues the two men have been back and forth, a spectacle of technical skill. Hyde is beginning to get up to the corner as Arson gets a running start as he comes in for a big boot in the corner! Hyde moves out of the way at the last second and Arson gets trapped in the corner with his leg over the top rope. Hyde quickly capitalizes by hooking Arsons leg and nailing his signature "Anglo-Plex"! He bridges for the pin!
One... Two... Thr- KICKOUT!!
Arson barely kicks out at the tight bridge pinfall. Arson rolls back as Hyde gets to his feet. Hyde attempts "Order 66" as Arson stands, but Arson has it scouted as he blocks the superkick and nails Hyde with the "Lights Out" Rolling elbow! He covers!
One... Two... THREE!
Tobias Morgan:"NO! Hyde kicked out at the last second! This isn't over yet!"
Alexis Swann:"BULLSHIT! This ref was payed off!"
Arson can't believe it as he argues with the referee. he grabs the ref by the shirt and raises a fist looking to punch him. Arson notices Hyde beginning to get to his feet as he grabs him by the hair and lifts him to his feet. Hyde pushes away Arson and nails "Order 66" out of nowhere! He goes to make the cover, but suddenly "Fever for the Flava" by Hot Action Cop hits and Steven comes out from the back. He storms the ring and hops on the apron as Hyde ditches the pin and walks over to Osbourne. Osbourne shakes and gyrates his hips as Hyde goes after him. Osbourne hops off the apron and Hyde yells at him to leave before turning back to Arson. Arson is up already as he pops Hyde into the air and nails him with "Bow Down"! Arson covers!
One... two... THREE!!!
Winner: Cory Arson via Pinfall with "Bow Down"!
Segment
A train is in the distance as we see it chugging along. The camera pans to the side where we see the doors open. A man is seated, legs hanging off the side as he whistles a tune. The train zooms off as the train hopper looks to the camera and winks.
"Coming to an arena near you..."
"Coming to an arena near you..."
Singles Match
(Jacob Cass chooses Aurora's Opponent)
Aurora vs. ????
BRYAN SAINT:"The following contest is a pick your Poison Match scheduled for one fall! Introducing first....."
"Seven Devils" by Florence and the Machine plays through the arena as Aurora steps out onto the stage, standing on top of the ramp she looks out over the arena allowing her eyes to scan over the people in attendance before she glances down, mumbling to herself briefly.
Bryan Saint:"Making her way to the ring, AUURRROOORAAAAAAA!!!"
Taking slow strides down the ramp purple and red pyros go off on the stage as she then rolls into the ring. Standing in the middle she once again gazes around the arena before climbing a turnbuckle and raising a hand in the air, a look of determination stays on her face as no other emotions are allowed to show through. Jumping back to the mat she leans against the ropes while gazing at the roof of the arena, taking in a few deep breaths before the match starts.
Bryan Saint:"And her opponent, chosen by Jacob Cass...."
"My Blood. My Life. Always Forward." By The Casualties hits as the lights begin to strobe to the beat. After the intro Nick Fear and Kurt Ryan come sprinting out of the back onto the stage. They run from one end to the other hyping up the crowd and getting them on their feet. They come to the middle where they throw up the metal horns and double high five before They both break off and head down the ramp together, slapping fans hands on each side of the ramp.
Bryan Saint:"Accompanied to the ring by Nick Fear, he is Lethal Injection, KURT RYAAAAN!!"
They get to the ring where they both slide in and pop to their feet. They come to the corners where they hop up and throws up the metal horns again as they hype the crowd some more. They both point at eachother and hop off the top rope with dual backflips. They land on their feet and share a hug before taking off their shirts and hyping eachother up.
Bryan Saint:"Making her way to the ring, AUURRROOORAAAAAAA!!!"
Taking slow strides down the ramp purple and red pyros go off on the stage as she then rolls into the ring. Standing in the middle she once again gazes around the arena before climbing a turnbuckle and raising a hand in the air, a look of determination stays on her face as no other emotions are allowed to show through. Jumping back to the mat she leans against the ropes while gazing at the roof of the arena, taking in a few deep breaths before the match starts.
Bryan Saint:"And her opponent, chosen by Jacob Cass...."
"My Blood. My Life. Always Forward." By The Casualties hits as the lights begin to strobe to the beat. After the intro Nick Fear and Kurt Ryan come sprinting out of the back onto the stage. They run from one end to the other hyping up the crowd and getting them on their feet. They come to the middle where they throw up the metal horns and double high five before They both break off and head down the ramp together, slapping fans hands on each side of the ramp.
Bryan Saint:"Accompanied to the ring by Nick Fear, he is Lethal Injection, KURT RYAAAAN!!"
They get to the ring where they both slide in and pop to their feet. They come to the corners where they hop up and throws up the metal horns again as they hype the crowd some more. They both point at eachother and hop off the top rope with dual backflips. They land on their feet and share a hug before taking off their shirts and hyping eachother up.
The Bell rings to start this match!!
DING DING DING!!!!!!!!!
Match: The bell rings as Aurora and Kurt circle. Kurt extends his hand for a handshake and Aurora excepts before they lock up and Aurora takes a headlock. She holds it in tight before Kurt pushes her back and forces her to bounce off the ropes. Aurora comes back and takes Kurt down with a lariat.
Alexis Swann:"Why does Kurt Ryan still have a job here? He never wins! Get this piece of shit off of TV!"
Tobias Morgan:"The fans love him and always cheer for him. Not everyone has to be evil Alexis."
Alexis Swann:"Oh how the world would be a better place. Aurora gets lucky and gets this loser. Why did Jacob Cass pick such a loser?!"
As the match continues Aurora stays on top for the most part. But a slip up after a diving DDT attempt which has Kurt catch Aurora with a dropkick in midair has put Kurt back in the drivers seat. Kurt is slowly getting to his feet after the big dropkick as Aurora is trying to figure out where she is. She slowly crawls to the ropes as she uses them much like a cane to stand. Kurt climbs the top rope and as Aurora makes it to her feet Kurt dives off and catches her with his signature "Overdose"! He covers!
One... Two... Thr-KICKOUT!
Aurora kicks out at the last second as Kurt can't believe it. He stands and looks to be going for the finish. Aurora manages to get back to her feet and Kurt goes for his "Lethal Dose" finisher! Aurora blocks the DDT and rolls into her finishing maneuver the "Ballad of the Flexible bullet"! She pulls back on the neck of Kurt as he attempts to go for the ropes. Ultimately he can't make it and is forced to tap out!
Winner: Aurora via Submission with "The ballad of the Flexible Bullet"!
DING DING DING!!!!!!!!!
Match: The bell rings as Aurora and Kurt circle. Kurt extends his hand for a handshake and Aurora excepts before they lock up and Aurora takes a headlock. She holds it in tight before Kurt pushes her back and forces her to bounce off the ropes. Aurora comes back and takes Kurt down with a lariat.
Alexis Swann:"Why does Kurt Ryan still have a job here? He never wins! Get this piece of shit off of TV!"
Tobias Morgan:"The fans love him and always cheer for him. Not everyone has to be evil Alexis."
Alexis Swann:"Oh how the world would be a better place. Aurora gets lucky and gets this loser. Why did Jacob Cass pick such a loser?!"
As the match continues Aurora stays on top for the most part. But a slip up after a diving DDT attempt which has Kurt catch Aurora with a dropkick in midair has put Kurt back in the drivers seat. Kurt is slowly getting to his feet after the big dropkick as Aurora is trying to figure out where she is. She slowly crawls to the ropes as she uses them much like a cane to stand. Kurt climbs the top rope and as Aurora makes it to her feet Kurt dives off and catches her with his signature "Overdose"! He covers!
One... Two... Thr-KICKOUT!
Aurora kicks out at the last second as Kurt can't believe it. He stands and looks to be going for the finish. Aurora manages to get back to her feet and Kurt goes for his "Lethal Dose" finisher! Aurora blocks the DDT and rolls into her finishing maneuver the "Ballad of the Flexible bullet"! She pulls back on the neck of Kurt as he attempts to go for the ropes. Ultimately he can't make it and is forced to tap out!
Winner: Aurora via Submission with "The ballad of the Flexible Bullet"!
Segment
As Aurora celebrates her win Jacob Cass manages to jump the guardrail and sneak into the ring. Aurora is on the top rope celebrating and as she jumps down and turns around, Cass nails her with his Television Championship! The crowd immedietly showers Cass with boos as he drops the title and smiles sadistically. HE grabs Aurora by the hair and lifts her up before nailing her with the "Cassout"! Cass grabs his title and holds it up in the air as he stands over Aurora's downed body.
Singles Match
(Mr. Hyde chooses Steven Osbourne's Opponent)
Steven Osbourne vs. ????
Morgan: Up next we have our Society Champion Steven Osbourne in action against someone of Mr Hyde's choosing!
Swann: Soon to be former Society Champion!
"Fever For the Flava" by Hot Action Cop starts to play and Steven Osbourne slowly walks through the curtain prolonging his entrance for suspense reasons.
Saint: On his way to the ring The AWS Society Champion Steven Osbourne!
As Osbourne makes his way to the ring he mugs for the camera and for the ladies as he struts, moon walks, and flexes generally making a spectacle of himself. As well he gets his unpaid intern Amber Del Vallee to take pictures of him with pretty girls on her cell phone and jot down numbers he gets, likely incorrectly. His manager Veronica Anderson tries to get him to focus and plan some last minute strategy before he finally makes it to the ring.
Morgan: I wonder who Hyde has picked as our AWS Society Champion's opponent?
"Kush" By Dr. Dre Featuring Snoop Dogg and Akon hits and the intro begins to play as the lights turn to a dark blue. The ramp begins to put out smoke and when the lyrics pick up we see Demetri Copeland come out from the back slowly with a cigar between his teeth.
Saint: And His opponent picked earlier by Mr Hyde, Mr A-List himself Demetri Copeland!
Copeland throws his fists in the air and smirks as the crowd showers him with boos. He pulls the cigar from his teeth and begins shouting expletives towards the crowd as he throws a finger to a few people. He then begins to slowly walk down the ramp, ignoring the crowd.
Morgan: A clever pick by Mr Hyde, he's hoping Copeland will do some of his heavy lifting for him tonight by putting a beat down on Osbourne!
Swann: How the hell do you know what Mr Hyde is thinking? You not see the beating Mr Hyde dished out to not only Copeland but the rest of those pathetic fools in the back?
As Copeland gets to the ringside area all of a sudden he's blindsided by a hooded man, who nails Copeland with a running high knee right to Copeland's jaw knocking him down flat. The hooded man doesn't acknowledge Osbourne in the ring instead takes a few steps and waits for Copeland to get to all fours before he charges at Copeland and stomps his face into the floor.
Morgan: This stinks of Mr Hyde...
Swann: The only one that stinks around here is you Morgan!
Back at ringside the man deadlifts up Copeland into a powerbomb position before turning and powerbombing him onto the ring apron, but he doesn't let go of Copeland instead deadlifts Copeland before spinning him again and this time powerbombs him on to the steel ring steps.
Morgan: My god what a sickening combination!
Swann: I don't think he's finished yet!
True enough the hooded man isn't finished yet as again he doesn't let go of Copeland instead deadlifts him into another powerbomb position before taking a few steps away from the ring apron and nails a Package fallaway powerbomb driving Copeland spine first into the ring apron which causes the crowd to go deathly quiet until a holy shit chant breaks out.
Morgan: I don't know what to say fans...
Swann: Ah well for once you're fucking speechless, hallelujah it's a god damn miracle!
The hooded man can be heard starting to laugh before he pulls back his hood to reveal it to be none other than Mr Hyde. He looks at Osbourne who is enraged in the ring and gives him a double middle finger salute before walking away and jumping the barricade as a host of the Devils Order MC come swarming to the ringside area along with Pope but Hyde is already into the crowd and out of reach before they can catch him.
Morgan: My god Mr Hyde has utterly destroyed Demetri Copeland here tonight.
Swann: That was fucking sweet as hell!
Morgan: What the hell Alexis, Mr Hyde may have paralysed Demetri Copeland here tonight!
Swann: But it looked sweet as hell!
The camera pans to see Hyde standing in the middle of the crowd as Pope can be heard screaming what the hell to at him, to which Hyde just smirks and gives Pope a double middle finger salute as Meet the Monster blasts over the PA system and the show fades to the AWS logo.
Swann: Soon to be former Society Champion!
"Fever For the Flava" by Hot Action Cop starts to play and Steven Osbourne slowly walks through the curtain prolonging his entrance for suspense reasons.
Saint: On his way to the ring The AWS Society Champion Steven Osbourne!
As Osbourne makes his way to the ring he mugs for the camera and for the ladies as he struts, moon walks, and flexes generally making a spectacle of himself. As well he gets his unpaid intern Amber Del Vallee to take pictures of him with pretty girls on her cell phone and jot down numbers he gets, likely incorrectly. His manager Veronica Anderson tries to get him to focus and plan some last minute strategy before he finally makes it to the ring.
Morgan: I wonder who Hyde has picked as our AWS Society Champion's opponent?
"Kush" By Dr. Dre Featuring Snoop Dogg and Akon hits and the intro begins to play as the lights turn to a dark blue. The ramp begins to put out smoke and when the lyrics pick up we see Demetri Copeland come out from the back slowly with a cigar between his teeth.
Saint: And His opponent picked earlier by Mr Hyde, Mr A-List himself Demetri Copeland!
Copeland throws his fists in the air and smirks as the crowd showers him with boos. He pulls the cigar from his teeth and begins shouting expletives towards the crowd as he throws a finger to a few people. He then begins to slowly walk down the ramp, ignoring the crowd.
Morgan: A clever pick by Mr Hyde, he's hoping Copeland will do some of his heavy lifting for him tonight by putting a beat down on Osbourne!
Swann: How the hell do you know what Mr Hyde is thinking? You not see the beating Mr Hyde dished out to not only Copeland but the rest of those pathetic fools in the back?
As Copeland gets to the ringside area all of a sudden he's blindsided by a hooded man, who nails Copeland with a running high knee right to Copeland's jaw knocking him down flat. The hooded man doesn't acknowledge Osbourne in the ring instead takes a few steps and waits for Copeland to get to all fours before he charges at Copeland and stomps his face into the floor.
Morgan: This stinks of Mr Hyde...
Swann: The only one that stinks around here is you Morgan!
Back at ringside the man deadlifts up Copeland into a powerbomb position before turning and powerbombing him onto the ring apron, but he doesn't let go of Copeland instead deadlifts Copeland before spinning him again and this time powerbombs him on to the steel ring steps.
Morgan: My god what a sickening combination!
Swann: I don't think he's finished yet!
True enough the hooded man isn't finished yet as again he doesn't let go of Copeland instead deadlifts him into another powerbomb position before taking a few steps away from the ring apron and nails a Package fallaway powerbomb driving Copeland spine first into the ring apron which causes the crowd to go deathly quiet until a holy shit chant breaks out.
Morgan: I don't know what to say fans...
Swann: Ah well for once you're fucking speechless, hallelujah it's a god damn miracle!
The hooded man can be heard starting to laugh before he pulls back his hood to reveal it to be none other than Mr Hyde. He looks at Osbourne who is enraged in the ring and gives him a double middle finger salute before walking away and jumping the barricade as a host of the Devils Order MC come swarming to the ringside area along with Pope but Hyde is already into the crowd and out of reach before they can catch him.
Morgan: My god Mr Hyde has utterly destroyed Demetri Copeland here tonight.
Swann: That was fucking sweet as hell!
Morgan: What the hell Alexis, Mr Hyde may have paralysed Demetri Copeland here tonight!
Swann: But it looked sweet as hell!
The camera pans to see Hyde standing in the middle of the crowd as Pope can be heard screaming what the hell to at him, to which Hyde just smirks and gives Pope a double middle finger salute as Meet the Monster blasts over the PA system and the show fades to the AWS logo.
Segment
We fade in to see Emo Nemo in the ring holding a microphone. The crowd booing the young man as he looks on apathetic.
Tobias Morgan: Well folks Emo Nemo has requested time tonight to come out here and "vent" his feelings.
Alexis Swann: Who let this loser in the ring? Why does he have a live microphone, If I want to hear whining and bitching, I'd much rather listen to you Tobias.
Tobias Morgan: That's the nicest insult you've ever given me.
Emo Nemo walks around the ring a bit before bringing the microphone up.
Emo Nemo: I just wanted to come out here...and tell you all that the world is a darkened abyss. The world is cruel and it hates me. I'm unloved...my heart is torn to pieces, and it's all because of one person. You guys wanna know who?
Alexis Swann: Fuck No!
Tobias Morgan: I'm good thanks.
Emo Nemo: The cashier from the local McDonalds. She gave me a small drank instead of the large I asked for! I hate my life!
Alexis Swann: I bet he wishes he was large, explains why he's single.
Emo Nemo: Also...at this moment I'm demanding a title match against Steven Osbourne for the AWS Society Championship!
Tobias Morgan: Uhhhhh....
Emo Nemo: So let's do this! Come on!
Nemo drops his microphone and walks around the ring.
Alexis Swann: What the hell is he doing? He knows he can't do this right?
Tobias Morgan: He's a confused and weird young man.
All of a sudden the lights in the arena go black, and after a few seconds the sound of an air raid siren goes off. The ring begins flashing red.
Tobias Morgan: What the hell!?
Alexis Swann: Oh shit, it wasn't me this time I swear!
The lights black out again and the air raid siren stops, when the lights come back on, three masked men are in the ring standing behind Emo Nemo. Nemo turns around and a look of pure fear hits him as he eyes goes wild in shock.
Tobias Morgan: Oh my god....It's the group that took out Killswitch! These three individuals kidnapped Kuk Killswitch and he's not been seen since!
Alexis Swann: And it looks like they're goning to make someone else disappear right now.
The person with the mask labeled with a "1" on his forward steps in front of the group and lifts up his hand.
Tobias Morgan: Is that a pen?
As soon as it's uttered, the pen drops to the mat and the two other masked members begin to rush and maul Emo Nemo. They kick and stomp at the defenseless Nemo as the other member looks on.
Tobias Morgan: Oh my god!
Alexis Swann: Ha! I love it! Take out that trash!
The masked member with the label of "3" picks Nemo up on his shoulders in a firemans carry while the member with the label "2" runs off the ropes and delivers a jumping knee right to the face of Nemo, who is then drops with a Death Valley Driver. Finally the first member approaches with the pen in his hand. Nemo who is now busted open lays in a pool of his own blood. He sets the pen down in the blood before drawing a line on his mask with the now red ink.
Tobias Morgan: This is sick.
Alexis Swann: This is some Charles Manson shit right here!
Finally he picks up Nemo and tosses him out of the ring. The crowd is shocked and begin to boo the masked group. The "1" labeled member grabs the microphone and brings it up to his face.
Masked Member 1: Finally. Finally some peace and quiet.
The crowd continues to boo as Emo Nemo is rushed to the backstage area.
Masked Member 1: That was a warning. Time is valuable and he was wasting ours. Just like Kuk Killswitch. Now the last time we meet, I promised an explanation. Who are we? Why are we doing this? What's happening? Allow me to answer those questions accordingly.
He lowers the microphone and turns back to the other members. He walks over to the one "3" labeled memeber and pulls of his hood and then his mask to reveal...
Tobias Morgan: Oh my god! Is that!?
Alexis Swann: That's Isaac Rox!
Tobias Morgan: That man is an accomplished champion all over the globe! He's suppose to be on an indefinite hiatus!
Alexis Swann: Well, so much for that! He's standing in the middle of an AWS ring!
Rox looks at the crowd before shooting off the double bird and is met with massive boos. He turns around and sits on the top turnbuckle as the first masked man now approaches the member with the label of "2" and pulls of his hood and mask in the same manner.
Alexis Swann: Are you kidding me!? That can't be!?
Tobias Morgan: Damion Stone!? What the hell is he doing here!? He's a former UPW alumni! He quit after UPW folded! What in the hell is going on!?
Stone stands there with a blank gaze on his face as chants of "You sold out" begin. Finally the only masked individual left turns and faces the crowd as he pulls off his mask and hood to reveal.
Tobias Morgan: Oh my god! Alexis, that's- that's
Alexis Swann: Levi fucking Adams! What the fuck!? Levi Adams is in ASW!
Tobias Morgan: Oh my god, this has to be some sick nightmare!
Alexis Swann: Nightmare nothing! This is my dream come true!
The crowd breaks out into a massive "holy shit" chant as Adams brings the microphone to his face. He points to Isaac.
Levi Adams: Isaac Rox.
Now he points to Damion.
Levi Adams: Damion Stone.
Adams smiles as he raises his head.
Levi Adams: And I'm Levi Adams.
Stone and Rox walk up and stands on both sides of Adams.
Levi Adams: We are The Flood.
The crowd is in complete shock, but then they begin booing the three men who ignore them. Levi looks down in the front round and his eyes light up.
Levi Adams: Fuck me? Fuck me?
Levi leaves the ring and walks over to the guy in the front row who is standing with his girlfriend. Over the microphone we can clearly hear the man yelling "Fuck you Levi Adams!" Levi stares at the man with a smile on his face.
Levi Adams: I tell you what, this is what's going to happen. You're going to sit the fuck down there like the bitch you are....or else I'm going to slit your fucking throat.
Tobias Morgan: Oh god.
Alexis Swann: This is legit making me horny.
Tobias Morgan: What the hell is wrong with you?
The man now angrily begins to yell at Levi. Levi brings the microphone back up to his face.
Levi Adams: and while your laying there gasping for air. Choking own your own worthless blood. You can watch as your little girlfriend there is choking on my dick.
Tobias Morgan: That is completely uncalled for!
Alexis Swann: What!? She's so lucky!
Tobias Morgan: Are we going to have to call security and haul you away for the rest of this?
Alexis Swann: What? No!
The man tries to swing at Levi who ducks and spits in his face. He tries to jump the rail but guards grab him and begin pulling him away from the arena. Levi smirks and re-enters the ring. As the crowd boos the piss out of him.
Levi Adams: So why are we here? Why have the three of us come to ASW? Well it's honestly quite fucking simple. We're here to own this place. Were here to send a message to each every single one of the fucking losers in the back. This......this is our ring. We in charge and we're on a body count, and it won't stop until we et what we want. Issac, Damion, and myself we aren't friends, we aren't allies. We are a unit. I don't need them, and they don't need me, but at the end of the day we realize that no one walking on this fucking planet is better than us....and that includes Kuk Killswitch.
The crowd pops at the mention of Killswitch.
Levi Adams: You see, Killswitch....he's that sick old rabid dog. He's in pain, his is falling to pieces, and he can't hang with the younger generation anymore. He knows this, and so we stepped up and did what no one else would. We took that old and sick dog...and we put him out of his fucking misery. You will never.....EVER see Killswitch in this ring again.
The crowd boos loudly at that statement as a "We want Killswitch" chants starts.
Levi Adams: This is only the beginning, every single one of you bitches are witnessing history in the making. Because on this day, at this moment. You witnessed the fall of ASW...and the rise of The Flood. Stay tune because trust me when I say...you won't want to miss what's coming.
Levi drops the mic and the lights go out. the air raid siren hits again and after a moment they come back on Adams, Rox, and Stone are gone.
Tobias Morgan: I can't believe what we just heard, Killswitch is gone, and The Flood are laying claim to ASW. I don't know what to say.
Alexis Swann: I do. I need some new panties after this.
Tobias Morgan: You're unbelievable.
Tobias Morgan: Well folks Emo Nemo has requested time tonight to come out here and "vent" his feelings.
Alexis Swann: Who let this loser in the ring? Why does he have a live microphone, If I want to hear whining and bitching, I'd much rather listen to you Tobias.
Tobias Morgan: That's the nicest insult you've ever given me.
Emo Nemo walks around the ring a bit before bringing the microphone up.
Emo Nemo: I just wanted to come out here...and tell you all that the world is a darkened abyss. The world is cruel and it hates me. I'm unloved...my heart is torn to pieces, and it's all because of one person. You guys wanna know who?
Alexis Swann: Fuck No!
Tobias Morgan: I'm good thanks.
Emo Nemo: The cashier from the local McDonalds. She gave me a small drank instead of the large I asked for! I hate my life!
Alexis Swann: I bet he wishes he was large, explains why he's single.
Emo Nemo: Also...at this moment I'm demanding a title match against Steven Osbourne for the AWS Society Championship!
Tobias Morgan: Uhhhhh....
Emo Nemo: So let's do this! Come on!
Nemo drops his microphone and walks around the ring.
Alexis Swann: What the hell is he doing? He knows he can't do this right?
Tobias Morgan: He's a confused and weird young man.
All of a sudden the lights in the arena go black, and after a few seconds the sound of an air raid siren goes off. The ring begins flashing red.
Tobias Morgan: What the hell!?
Alexis Swann: Oh shit, it wasn't me this time I swear!
The lights black out again and the air raid siren stops, when the lights come back on, three masked men are in the ring standing behind Emo Nemo. Nemo turns around and a look of pure fear hits him as he eyes goes wild in shock.
Tobias Morgan: Oh my god....It's the group that took out Killswitch! These three individuals kidnapped Kuk Killswitch and he's not been seen since!
Alexis Swann: And it looks like they're goning to make someone else disappear right now.
The person with the mask labeled with a "1" on his forward steps in front of the group and lifts up his hand.
Tobias Morgan: Is that a pen?
As soon as it's uttered, the pen drops to the mat and the two other masked members begin to rush and maul Emo Nemo. They kick and stomp at the defenseless Nemo as the other member looks on.
Tobias Morgan: Oh my god!
Alexis Swann: Ha! I love it! Take out that trash!
The masked member with the label of "3" picks Nemo up on his shoulders in a firemans carry while the member with the label "2" runs off the ropes and delivers a jumping knee right to the face of Nemo, who is then drops with a Death Valley Driver. Finally the first member approaches with the pen in his hand. Nemo who is now busted open lays in a pool of his own blood. He sets the pen down in the blood before drawing a line on his mask with the now red ink.
Tobias Morgan: This is sick.
Alexis Swann: This is some Charles Manson shit right here!
Finally he picks up Nemo and tosses him out of the ring. The crowd is shocked and begin to boo the masked group. The "1" labeled member grabs the microphone and brings it up to his face.
Masked Member 1: Finally. Finally some peace and quiet.
The crowd continues to boo as Emo Nemo is rushed to the backstage area.
Masked Member 1: That was a warning. Time is valuable and he was wasting ours. Just like Kuk Killswitch. Now the last time we meet, I promised an explanation. Who are we? Why are we doing this? What's happening? Allow me to answer those questions accordingly.
He lowers the microphone and turns back to the other members. He walks over to the one "3" labeled memeber and pulls of his hood and then his mask to reveal...
Tobias Morgan: Oh my god! Is that!?
Alexis Swann: That's Isaac Rox!
Tobias Morgan: That man is an accomplished champion all over the globe! He's suppose to be on an indefinite hiatus!
Alexis Swann: Well, so much for that! He's standing in the middle of an AWS ring!
Rox looks at the crowd before shooting off the double bird and is met with massive boos. He turns around and sits on the top turnbuckle as the first masked man now approaches the member with the label of "2" and pulls of his hood and mask in the same manner.
Alexis Swann: Are you kidding me!? That can't be!?
Tobias Morgan: Damion Stone!? What the hell is he doing here!? He's a former UPW alumni! He quit after UPW folded! What in the hell is going on!?
Stone stands there with a blank gaze on his face as chants of "You sold out" begin. Finally the only masked individual left turns and faces the crowd as he pulls off his mask and hood to reveal.
Tobias Morgan: Oh my god! Alexis, that's- that's
Alexis Swann: Levi fucking Adams! What the fuck!? Levi Adams is in ASW!
Tobias Morgan: Oh my god, this has to be some sick nightmare!
Alexis Swann: Nightmare nothing! This is my dream come true!
The crowd breaks out into a massive "holy shit" chant as Adams brings the microphone to his face. He points to Isaac.
Levi Adams: Isaac Rox.
Now he points to Damion.
Levi Adams: Damion Stone.
Adams smiles as he raises his head.
Levi Adams: And I'm Levi Adams.
Stone and Rox walk up and stands on both sides of Adams.
Levi Adams: We are The Flood.
The crowd is in complete shock, but then they begin booing the three men who ignore them. Levi looks down in the front round and his eyes light up.
Levi Adams: Fuck me? Fuck me?
Levi leaves the ring and walks over to the guy in the front row who is standing with his girlfriend. Over the microphone we can clearly hear the man yelling "Fuck you Levi Adams!" Levi stares at the man with a smile on his face.
Levi Adams: I tell you what, this is what's going to happen. You're going to sit the fuck down there like the bitch you are....or else I'm going to slit your fucking throat.
Tobias Morgan: Oh god.
Alexis Swann: This is legit making me horny.
Tobias Morgan: What the hell is wrong with you?
The man now angrily begins to yell at Levi. Levi brings the microphone back up to his face.
Levi Adams: and while your laying there gasping for air. Choking own your own worthless blood. You can watch as your little girlfriend there is choking on my dick.
Tobias Morgan: That is completely uncalled for!
Alexis Swann: What!? She's so lucky!
Tobias Morgan: Are we going to have to call security and haul you away for the rest of this?
Alexis Swann: What? No!
The man tries to swing at Levi who ducks and spits in his face. He tries to jump the rail but guards grab him and begin pulling him away from the arena. Levi smirks and re-enters the ring. As the crowd boos the piss out of him.
Levi Adams: So why are we here? Why have the three of us come to ASW? Well it's honestly quite fucking simple. We're here to own this place. Were here to send a message to each every single one of the fucking losers in the back. This......this is our ring. We in charge and we're on a body count, and it won't stop until we et what we want. Issac, Damion, and myself we aren't friends, we aren't allies. We are a unit. I don't need them, and they don't need me, but at the end of the day we realize that no one walking on this fucking planet is better than us....and that includes Kuk Killswitch.
The crowd pops at the mention of Killswitch.
Levi Adams: You see, Killswitch....he's that sick old rabid dog. He's in pain, his is falling to pieces, and he can't hang with the younger generation anymore. He knows this, and so we stepped up and did what no one else would. We took that old and sick dog...and we put him out of his fucking misery. You will never.....EVER see Killswitch in this ring again.
The crowd boos loudly at that statement as a "We want Killswitch" chants starts.
Levi Adams: This is only the beginning, every single one of you bitches are witnessing history in the making. Because on this day, at this moment. You witnessed the fall of ASW...and the rise of The Flood. Stay tune because trust me when I say...you won't want to miss what's coming.
Levi drops the mic and the lights go out. the air raid siren hits again and after a moment they come back on Adams, Rox, and Stone are gone.
Tobias Morgan: I can't believe what we just heard, Killswitch is gone, and The Flood are laying claim to ASW. I don't know what to say.
Alexis Swann: I do. I need some new panties after this.
Tobias Morgan: You're unbelievable.
MAIN EVENT
Zany vs. Yakima Yoshikawa
Bryan Saint:"The following contest is your MAIN EVENT OF THE EVENING and it is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first....."
"Liars Mask" By Nightcore hits and Yakima comes out from the back to the roar of the crowd. He walks down to the ring, shaking hands and signing autographs for the kids.
Bryan Saint:"YAAAKIMA YOOOOSSHHIIIIIKAWAAAAAA!!!"
He then stops and points towards the ring before running and sliding into the ring. Fireworks comes raining from the corners as he hops to his feet and smile towards the camera.
Bryan Saint:"And his opponent...."
"Instant Major Felony" By The Goddamn Gallows hits and after the intro plays out Zany comes out from the back with a big smile spread across his face. He chuckles as he begins to make his way down the ramp, handing out balloons to little kids, but then cutting the string with a pair of scissors or popping the balloon causing the kids to either cry or get angry. Zany simply laughs in response as he continues down the ramp.
Bryan Saint:"Making his way to the ring from the Carnival Grounds, he is the Plundering Punchinello...... ZAAAAAAANNYYY!!"
Zany comes to the edge of the ring before rolling into the ring under the bottom rope and getting to his rear end. He begins rocking as he continues to chuckle over and over again. He stands up and begins circling the ring, looking out at the crowd and laughing with a demoralized chuckle.
"Liars Mask" By Nightcore hits and Yakima comes out from the back to the roar of the crowd. He walks down to the ring, shaking hands and signing autographs for the kids.
Bryan Saint:"YAAAKIMA YOOOOSSHHIIIIIKAWAAAAAA!!!"
He then stops and points towards the ring before running and sliding into the ring. Fireworks comes raining from the corners as he hops to his feet and smile towards the camera.
Bryan Saint:"And his opponent...."
"Instant Major Felony" By The Goddamn Gallows hits and after the intro plays out Zany comes out from the back with a big smile spread across his face. He chuckles as he begins to make his way down the ramp, handing out balloons to little kids, but then cutting the string with a pair of scissors or popping the balloon causing the kids to either cry or get angry. Zany simply laughs in response as he continues down the ramp.
Bryan Saint:"Making his way to the ring from the Carnival Grounds, he is the Plundering Punchinello...... ZAAAAAAANNYYY!!"
Zany comes to the edge of the ring before rolling into the ring under the bottom rope and getting to his rear end. He begins rocking as he continues to chuckle over and over again. He stands up and begins circling the ring, looking out at the crowd and laughing with a demoralized chuckle.
The Bell rings to start this match!!
DING DING DING!!!!!!!!!
Match: As the bell rings Zany comes to the middle of the ring and extends his hand to Yakima. Yakima looks at him like he's crazy, but eventually decides to shake his hand. And of course, Zany was holding a joy buzzer as Yakima shook his hand. Yakima snaps back holding his hand in pain. He goes to attack Zany, but Zany puts his hands up in defense to stop Yakima. Yakima stops as Zany points to the ceiling. Yakima looks up and Zany stomps on his toe and locks him in a headlock before giving him a noogie and letting go. Yakima is confused as he holds his foot and his head in pain. Zany just laughs hysterically as Yakima comes after him. Zany drops down as Yakima jumps over him and rebounds off the ropes. Zany leaps over him and when Yakima rebounds he goes for a headlock takeover. Yakima rolls with it though and locks in a headlock of his own. Zany is screaming and trying to break out as he quickly goes for the ropes with his clown shoes. He gets his oversized shoes on the ropes as the referee breaks the hold.
Alexis Swann:"This clown is a cheating bastard. I LOVE IT!"
Tobias Morgan:"But remember what Zakk Pope said? He wanted a clean fight and so far all we've seen is the dirty clown tricks of Zany."
Alexis Swann:"What do you expect him to do?!"
As the match continues Zany uses tons of tricks and gags to keep himself on top. Yakima is down as Zany grabs an umbrella from ringside and opens it up. He climbs the ropes and begins to walk across as he leaps off going for his signature "Tightrope Walk" leg drop! Yakima rolls out of the way at the last second leaving Zany to land on the mat with nothing to break his fall! Yakima immedietly capitalizes with a Shining Wizard to the face of Zany! He covers!
One... Two... Th-KICKOUT!
Zany kicks out as Yakima comes to his feet. He goes to the apron and calls for his signature springboard Shining Wizard! Zany gets to his feet and Yakima leaps, but Zany rolls forward and Yakima lands safely on his feet. He turns around and goes for his signature Superkick, but Zany pulls the ref in the way and the referee eats the kick! As Yakima checks on the referee Zany manages to pulls out his flower and strap it on his suspenders as Yakima turns around. Zany sprays his signature powder into Yakimas face before nailing him with the "Party Foul"! Zany grabs the referee and drags him over as he covers Yakima!
One... Two... THREE!!!
Winner: Zany via Pinfall with the "Party Foul"!
DING DING DING!!!!!!!!!
Match: As the bell rings Zany comes to the middle of the ring and extends his hand to Yakima. Yakima looks at him like he's crazy, but eventually decides to shake his hand. And of course, Zany was holding a joy buzzer as Yakima shook his hand. Yakima snaps back holding his hand in pain. He goes to attack Zany, but Zany puts his hands up in defense to stop Yakima. Yakima stops as Zany points to the ceiling. Yakima looks up and Zany stomps on his toe and locks him in a headlock before giving him a noogie and letting go. Yakima is confused as he holds his foot and his head in pain. Zany just laughs hysterically as Yakima comes after him. Zany drops down as Yakima jumps over him and rebounds off the ropes. Zany leaps over him and when Yakima rebounds he goes for a headlock takeover. Yakima rolls with it though and locks in a headlock of his own. Zany is screaming and trying to break out as he quickly goes for the ropes with his clown shoes. He gets his oversized shoes on the ropes as the referee breaks the hold.
Alexis Swann:"This clown is a cheating bastard. I LOVE IT!"
Tobias Morgan:"But remember what Zakk Pope said? He wanted a clean fight and so far all we've seen is the dirty clown tricks of Zany."
Alexis Swann:"What do you expect him to do?!"
As the match continues Zany uses tons of tricks and gags to keep himself on top. Yakima is down as Zany grabs an umbrella from ringside and opens it up. He climbs the ropes and begins to walk across as he leaps off going for his signature "Tightrope Walk" leg drop! Yakima rolls out of the way at the last second leaving Zany to land on the mat with nothing to break his fall! Yakima immedietly capitalizes with a Shining Wizard to the face of Zany! He covers!
One... Two... Th-KICKOUT!
Zany kicks out as Yakima comes to his feet. He goes to the apron and calls for his signature springboard Shining Wizard! Zany gets to his feet and Yakima leaps, but Zany rolls forward and Yakima lands safely on his feet. He turns around and goes for his signature Superkick, but Zany pulls the ref in the way and the referee eats the kick! As Yakima checks on the referee Zany manages to pulls out his flower and strap it on his suspenders as Yakima turns around. Zany sprays his signature powder into Yakimas face before nailing him with the "Party Foul"! Zany grabs the referee and drags him over as he covers Yakima!
One... Two... THREE!!!
Winner: Zany via Pinfall with the "Party Foul"!
Ending Segment
Zany begins to celebrate when suddenly "Hate by Design by Killswitch Engage cuts his celebration short. Zakk Pope comes out from the back with a microphone in hand as he looks at Zany in the ring.
Zakk Pope:"I told you I wanted a clean match here tonight! You didn't win fair and square! You had to resort to your underhanded and cheap tactics to get the win! I won't stand for this! You think everything's a joke? At Ring Wars we will have a rematch. Zany will go one on one with Yakima Yoshikawa! And it will be a Funhouse Deathmatch!"
The crowd begins to cheer as Zany laughs in the ring. Zakk turns back to Zany with a grin.
Zakk Pope:"Oh yeah. I almost forgot. if you happen to lose at Ring Wars... You must give up the clown antics forever! Good luck Zany. And remember to have fun."
Zakk lets out a smirk as he exits the arena. Zany looks on from the ring with a abnormal frown on his clown face. The AWS logo appears on the bottom as the show ends on a very unhappy Zany left in the ring.
Zakk Pope:"I told you I wanted a clean match here tonight! You didn't win fair and square! You had to resort to your underhanded and cheap tactics to get the win! I won't stand for this! You think everything's a joke? At Ring Wars we will have a rematch. Zany will go one on one with Yakima Yoshikawa! And it will be a Funhouse Deathmatch!"
The crowd begins to cheer as Zany laughs in the ring. Zakk turns back to Zany with a grin.
Zakk Pope:"Oh yeah. I almost forgot. if you happen to lose at Ring Wars... You must give up the clown antics forever! Good luck Zany. And remember to have fun."
Zakk lets out a smirk as he exits the arena. Zany looks on from the ring with a abnormal frown on his clown face. The AWS logo appears on the bottom as the show ends on a very unhappy Zany left in the ring.