Dark Match
Zany vs. Joey Trash
Joey Trash made it to the ring with some generic rock music. He waved around his garbage can as he got into the ring and waited for his opponent.
"Instant Major Felony" By The Goddamn Gallows hits and after the intro plays out Zany comes out from the back with a great big smile across his lips. In his right hand he carries balloons and in his left his clown horn. He looks around at the fans as he throws his arms up in the air for all to cheer. The crowd roars with excitement as Zany honks his clown horn a few times before he jumps and does a cartwheel on the stage. he then begins down the ramp, slapping the hands of his fans and handing balloons to children.
Zany runs and slides into the ring before chasing the referee around the ring wildly flailing his arms. The referee does a lap before jumping out of the ring. Zany laughs as he hops on the top rope and waves out to the crowd, laughing as he takes off his ring jacket and sits on the top rope and bounces, waiting to unleash his silly antics.
The Bell rings to start this match!!
DING DING DING!!!!!!!!!
Match Summery: Before the match began Joey Trash chased the referee around the ring swinging and waving his garbage can wildly. This distraction allowed Zany to make a shush motion to the fans as he lifted up a section of the ring canvas revealing a trap door which he opened. Zany then replaced the canvas and the battle began. Joey and Zany went back and forth for awhile until the sideshow attraction took over after getting his knees up on a Trash big splash attempt. Connecting with the upside down frown and then a moonsault for a close two count.
Zany continued to control the match for the next several minutes scoring a series of near falls. Zany would ultimately connect with the Carny clothesline to the floor only to have Joey land on his feet and big boot Zany back into the ring! Trash would re enter the ring as well and drill the clown with a series of clotheslines followed up with a full nelson slam for a two count. Joey would then scream out.. it's garbage time.. obviously foreshadowing his finishing move whatever that is. However the clever clown would retreat to his corner grabbing his trademark flower and spraying Trash in the face with it. Joey would stagger back and promptly fall through the hole in the ring covered by the canvas as Zany waved goodbye to him. The referee would question Zany who reacted with innocence before finally counting out the newcomer.
Winner: Zany via Count-out
(THANKS TO STEVEN FOR THIS SURPRISE!)
Zany runs and slides into the ring before chasing the referee around the ring wildly flailing his arms. The referee does a lap before jumping out of the ring. Zany laughs as he hops on the top rope and waves out to the crowd, laughing as he takes off his ring jacket and sits on the top rope and bounces, waiting to unleash his silly antics.
The Bell rings to start this match!!
DING DING DING!!!!!!!!!
Match Summery: Before the match began Joey Trash chased the referee around the ring swinging and waving his garbage can wildly. This distraction allowed Zany to make a shush motion to the fans as he lifted up a section of the ring canvas revealing a trap door which he opened. Zany then replaced the canvas and the battle began. Joey and Zany went back and forth for awhile until the sideshow attraction took over after getting his knees up on a Trash big splash attempt. Connecting with the upside down frown and then a moonsault for a close two count.
Zany continued to control the match for the next several minutes scoring a series of near falls. Zany would ultimately connect with the Carny clothesline to the floor only to have Joey land on his feet and big boot Zany back into the ring! Trash would re enter the ring as well and drill the clown with a series of clotheslines followed up with a full nelson slam for a two count. Joey would then scream out.. it's garbage time.. obviously foreshadowing his finishing move whatever that is. However the clever clown would retreat to his corner grabbing his trademark flower and spraying Trash in the face with it. Joey would stagger back and promptly fall through the hole in the ring covered by the canvas as Zany waved goodbye to him. The referee would question Zany who reacted with innocence before finally counting out the newcomer.
Winner: Zany via Count-out
(THANKS TO STEVEN FOR THIS SURPRISE!)
Opening Segment
The opening theme plays out as the opening video plays. We quickly feed into a short video package of the results of Anarchy Rulez! It ends on Cory Arson holding the HWA World Heavyweight Championship in the air. We come to the arena where we see a small table set up and the ring decorated with a picture of Cory Arson holding the HWA Championship in the air. There is red carpet layed down as "Ask About me" By Ice Cube hits and the fans immedietly begin to boo. After the intro Cory rises from the stage in a very expensive white suit. On his shoulder rests the HWA Championship as he looks at it before holding it up in the air. He begins down the ramp before walking up the steps and wiping his feet on the apron. He gets into the ring and places the title on the table. He wipes the title off and the camera zooms in on his nameplate. Cory grabs a microphone from the table and begins to speak.
Cory Arson:"I thank you all for coming out tonight to celebrate....Me and Me and.....Me because at anarchy rulez I did what I said I was gonna do and that was become the HWA world champion."
Some of the crowd cheers and some boo as Cory grabs a glass of champagne and takes a sip.
Cory Arson:"Look how many men and women I layed to waste. look at how many of them I've made bow down to greatness! I will make everyone remember the name Cory Arson and you will associate that name with World Champion."
Cory Grabs the world title and raises it high above his head and smirks as the camera zooms out then zooms back in to Cory as he sits the title on his shoulder.
Cory Arson:"Now that we got that out the way this is a celebration of me winning the world title so let's turn up and have some fun where are the ladies and bottles!"
Cory Arson finds himself rudely interrupted as "Fever For the Flava" begins to play and the crowd explodes in cheering, an Osbourne chant begins as the Super Sexy Boogeyman slayer himself, Steven Osbourne steps through the curtain and stands on the ring ramp looking at Cory in the ring.
Steven Osbourne: What kind of a celebration is this? I mean, you're all alone! I don't want to celebrate with you. These people.. they don't want to celebrate with you!
The crowd cheers at this. They like getting mentioned.
Steven Osbourne: But don't worry Cory, I have a solution. I went out and found some people who would love to celebrate your world title win with you! Come on out guys!
A trio of people walk out from the back. The first one is a man with a baseball bat in hand and a duck dynasty worthy beard on his chin, the second is a rather skinny, non muscular guy wearing mma gloves, the third is a woman in a red pantsuit who appears to be unremarkable in almost every way. Steven approaches the man with the bat first.
Steven Osbourne: I figured I should approach the man with the bat first because I too carry a bat. Just not in my hands. So what's your story?
Man: I'm a baseball player.
Steven Osbourne: So you play in the major leagues?
Man: No, I was kicked out.
Steven Osbourne: Of the majors?
Man: No! Out of little league for repeated abusing steroids.
Steven Osbourne: So, you're not very interesting or successful at all.
Man: Not true. I'm only 15 and I grew this bad ass beard. See steroids are good for something!
Steven Osbourne: Moving on. I know your name is Jack “Da Tappa” Sloan. How did you get your nickname.
Sloan: I'm a professional mma fighter.
Steven Osbourne: So you make lots of people tap out?
Sloan: Yes. Mainly myself. I have lost 127 fights by submission.
Steven Osbourne: Why do you give up so easily?
Sloan: Simple, the quicker I lose, the less chance I have of getting hurt.
Steven Osbourne: I guess that's smart. So what's your story hun?
Woman: My name is Janet Doe. I am a professional extra.
Steven Osbourne: Extra?
Doe: I have appeared as an extra in 1038 films.
Steven Osbourne: Do you get any credit?
Doe: No.
Steven Osbourne: Well at least you made lots of money.
Doe: Extras don't get paid.
Steven Osbourne: Perfect! Beautiful! See, these are the kind of champions who would want to celebrate with you Cory Arson! I'll bet it's like looking into a mirror Cory! Because I know the truth! I know why you refuse to face me in a re match! Because you think, no know, you're going to lose. So instead you celebrate the fact.. you got lucky once. Just like Joe Jordan over there, hit 5 home runs in a single game before he got kicked out of the league, or Jack Sloan once won a fight due to his opponent breaking his hand punching him in the jaw, or Janet Doe over there was in a scene with Jack Black for 3.7 seconds. It's not much Cory Arson, but it's all you have! So.. you should celebrate! Shouldn't he people?
The crowd erupts as Cory fumes in the ring, looking absolutely livid.
Cory Arson:"So this is what you've come out here for then?! To waste my time! Time is money!"
Steven laughs.
Steven Osbourne:"And you're used to that money shot right Champ?"
Arson is completely done now. He paces the ring as he holds the HWA title in his right hand. He looks out at Osbourne and begins to yell.
Cory Arson:"You want a title match so bad Osbourne?! You really want me to put this on the line against you!"
Steven nods his head as the crowd cheers the match on.
Cory Arson:"FINE! Tonight, in the main event you and I will fight for MY HWA Championship!"
The crowd erupts as Cory makes the announcement! Steven does a cartwheel in excitement before looking around and grabbing Jane. he plants a sloppy smooch on her lips before jumping up in the air and celebrating.
Cory Arson:"Celebrate all you want Steven, but you won't walk away with this tonight!"
Steven begins to exit as Cory knocks over the table in the ring.
Cory Arson:"I thank you all for coming out tonight to celebrate....Me and Me and.....Me because at anarchy rulez I did what I said I was gonna do and that was become the HWA world champion."
Some of the crowd cheers and some boo as Cory grabs a glass of champagne and takes a sip.
Cory Arson:"Look how many men and women I layed to waste. look at how many of them I've made bow down to greatness! I will make everyone remember the name Cory Arson and you will associate that name with World Champion."
Cory Grabs the world title and raises it high above his head and smirks as the camera zooms out then zooms back in to Cory as he sits the title on his shoulder.
Cory Arson:"Now that we got that out the way this is a celebration of me winning the world title so let's turn up and have some fun where are the ladies and bottles!"
Cory Arson finds himself rudely interrupted as "Fever For the Flava" begins to play and the crowd explodes in cheering, an Osbourne chant begins as the Super Sexy Boogeyman slayer himself, Steven Osbourne steps through the curtain and stands on the ring ramp looking at Cory in the ring.
Steven Osbourne: What kind of a celebration is this? I mean, you're all alone! I don't want to celebrate with you. These people.. they don't want to celebrate with you!
The crowd cheers at this. They like getting mentioned.
Steven Osbourne: But don't worry Cory, I have a solution. I went out and found some people who would love to celebrate your world title win with you! Come on out guys!
A trio of people walk out from the back. The first one is a man with a baseball bat in hand and a duck dynasty worthy beard on his chin, the second is a rather skinny, non muscular guy wearing mma gloves, the third is a woman in a red pantsuit who appears to be unremarkable in almost every way. Steven approaches the man with the bat first.
Steven Osbourne: I figured I should approach the man with the bat first because I too carry a bat. Just not in my hands. So what's your story?
Man: I'm a baseball player.
Steven Osbourne: So you play in the major leagues?
Man: No, I was kicked out.
Steven Osbourne: Of the majors?
Man: No! Out of little league for repeated abusing steroids.
Steven Osbourne: So, you're not very interesting or successful at all.
Man: Not true. I'm only 15 and I grew this bad ass beard. See steroids are good for something!
Steven Osbourne: Moving on. I know your name is Jack “Da Tappa” Sloan. How did you get your nickname.
Sloan: I'm a professional mma fighter.
Steven Osbourne: So you make lots of people tap out?
Sloan: Yes. Mainly myself. I have lost 127 fights by submission.
Steven Osbourne: Why do you give up so easily?
Sloan: Simple, the quicker I lose, the less chance I have of getting hurt.
Steven Osbourne: I guess that's smart. So what's your story hun?
Woman: My name is Janet Doe. I am a professional extra.
Steven Osbourne: Extra?
Doe: I have appeared as an extra in 1038 films.
Steven Osbourne: Do you get any credit?
Doe: No.
Steven Osbourne: Well at least you made lots of money.
Doe: Extras don't get paid.
Steven Osbourne: Perfect! Beautiful! See, these are the kind of champions who would want to celebrate with you Cory Arson! I'll bet it's like looking into a mirror Cory! Because I know the truth! I know why you refuse to face me in a re match! Because you think, no know, you're going to lose. So instead you celebrate the fact.. you got lucky once. Just like Joe Jordan over there, hit 5 home runs in a single game before he got kicked out of the league, or Jack Sloan once won a fight due to his opponent breaking his hand punching him in the jaw, or Janet Doe over there was in a scene with Jack Black for 3.7 seconds. It's not much Cory Arson, but it's all you have! So.. you should celebrate! Shouldn't he people?
The crowd erupts as Cory fumes in the ring, looking absolutely livid.
Cory Arson:"So this is what you've come out here for then?! To waste my time! Time is money!"
Steven laughs.
Steven Osbourne:"And you're used to that money shot right Champ?"
Arson is completely done now. He paces the ring as he holds the HWA title in his right hand. He looks out at Osbourne and begins to yell.
Cory Arson:"You want a title match so bad Osbourne?! You really want me to put this on the line against you!"
Steven nods his head as the crowd cheers the match on.
Cory Arson:"FINE! Tonight, in the main event you and I will fight for MY HWA Championship!"
The crowd erupts as Cory makes the announcement! Steven does a cartwheel in excitement before looking around and grabbing Jane. he plants a sloppy smooch on her lips before jumping up in the air and celebrating.
Cory Arson:"Celebrate all you want Steven, but you won't walk away with this tonight!"
Steven begins to exit as Cory knocks over the table in the ring.
Singles Match
SPW Challenge
Aurora vs. Alex Sanders
We come to the announce table where Dick Devereaux and Violet Moore sit.
Violet Moore:"Huge announcement for tonight! Our main event is a rematch of last nights Main event!"
Dick Devereaux:"That's right! Tonight we will see Cory Arson have his first title defense against Steven Osbourne! Will Arson only be the Champ for one week? Or will Steven Osbourne fail to achieve the prize once again?"
Violet Moore:"Steven might be sexy, but he can't and won't walk away with the title tonight!"
Dick Devereaux:"Well, up next we have our opening contest on the night! Alex Sanders of SPW went to Facebook to challenge Aurora to a match tonight! He wants redemption after she eliminated him in the Extreme Elimination Chamber last week at Anarchy Rulez! Will he get it tonight?"
Violet Moore:"I sure as hell hope so! Let's take you to Charles Madden with the introductions! Charles!"
"Mr. Cool" Charles Madden:"The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first....."
Violet Moore:"Huge announcement for tonight! Our main event is a rematch of last nights Main event!"
Dick Devereaux:"That's right! Tonight we will see Cory Arson have his first title defense against Steven Osbourne! Will Arson only be the Champ for one week? Or will Steven Osbourne fail to achieve the prize once again?"
Violet Moore:"Steven might be sexy, but he can't and won't walk away with the title tonight!"
Dick Devereaux:"Well, up next we have our opening contest on the night! Alex Sanders of SPW went to Facebook to challenge Aurora to a match tonight! He wants redemption after she eliminated him in the Extreme Elimination Chamber last week at Anarchy Rulez! Will he get it tonight?"
Violet Moore:"I sure as hell hope so! Let's take you to Charles Madden with the introductions! Charles!"
"Mr. Cool" Charles Madden:"The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first....."
"Just gold" by Mando Pony blasts through the speakers of the arena as Aurora walks out onto the ramp accompanied by her brother Adrian. A cold smirk covers her painted lips as she looks left and right, taking in the crowd before walking halfway down the ramp. Striking a quick pose pyrotechnics hit at the top of the stage bringing a glow of purple around her before she continues down the ramp occasionally hitting the hands of a few fans along the way that happen to strike her interest that week.
Circling the ring she then slides under the ropes in front of the commentators before going to the nearest turn buckle razing both hands in the air. She stands there basking in the reaction from the fans before then jumping down and leaning against the ropes awaiting her opponent as her brother stands on the ring apron behind her, talking into her ear. She gives slight nods but never moves her eyes from the ramp as the beam of light against her face gives an almost eerie aura to the painted features staring ahead.
"Mr Cool" Charles Madden:"And her opponent......"
Circling the ring she then slides under the ropes in front of the commentators before going to the nearest turn buckle razing both hands in the air. She stands there basking in the reaction from the fans before then jumping down and leaning against the ropes awaiting her opponent as her brother stands on the ring apron behind her, talking into her ear. She gives slight nods but never moves her eyes from the ramp as the beam of light against her face gives an almost eerie aura to the painted features staring ahead.
"Mr Cool" Charles Madden:"And her opponent......"
"Promenade" hits and 2 squires comes out from the back holding a red carpet. They roll it out and down the entrance way before standing at the stage. after the short intro Alex Sanders comes out from the back wearing an elegant robe and crown atop his head. His nose is held high as he looks down upon the audience. He looks around and simply snorts towards the crowd before beginning down the ramp.
Once he gets to the bottom he turns to the steel steps and stops before looking down and snapping his fingers. The 2 squires comes over and remove his robe and crown and begin to dust off the steps before backing off and letting Alex Sanders walk up the now clean steps. He comes to the ropes as the squires hold them open for him. He gets into the ring and does a circle before stretching his arms out to the sides, very arrogantly smirking. He then begins stretching in the corner, waiting for the bell.
The Bell rings to start this match!!
DING DING DING!!!!!!!!!
Match Summery: The opening bell rings and Alex Sander immediately begins to trash talk Aurora really laying the bad mouth on her. Aurora merely holding her arms open as if daring Alex to strike her, to cause her pain. But Alex continues to insult masked female until she reached out and delivered a vicious slap to Sanders which lead to him tackling Aurora and unloading on her with rights and lefts. Alex then tossed Aurora over the top rope He followed her out to the floor and Irish whipped Aurora back first into the guard rail then kicked aside the protective mats on the arena floor executing a snap suplex. As the announcers talked about how Alex was trying to make an impression with his new stablemates he re entered the ring and demanded the referee count Aurora out. The referee made his count but Aurora rolled back in at the count of six and flipped off Sanders daring him to continue his punishment. Alex did executing three consecutive back breakers and then applying a Boston crab seemingly to finish off Aurora. The mysterious tortured soul refused to surrender however and crawl towards the ropes finally getting a break. Alex dragged her back to the middle of the ring and this time locked in a camel clutch seemingly intent on making his rival give up but Aurora merely laughing causing Alex to drop the hold and stomp her back over and over again, even bouncing off of the ropes and delivering a lionsault style double stomp to the small of the back. He drags Aurora to her feet as she motions to him to bring it on, seemingly wanting Alex to end her pain. Alex seems content to do that placing Aurora on the top rope and executing a vicious superplex. Alex makes a one foot cover but Aurora raises the shoulder at the count of two. This enrages Sanders who proceeds to choke the life out of Aurora breaking just before the referee was about to disqualify him.
Still not satisfied Alex decides to humiliate his opponent by going for the laces on her mask, seemingly intent on unmasking the young superstar. He drags Aurora to her feet, about to rip the mask off when this finally sets off the tortured superstar who connects with a vicious superkick knocking Alex through the ropes to the arena floor! Letting out a battle cry Aurora flies over the top rope climbing with a moonsault to the arena floor! Aurora then picks up and dropkicks the ring steps into the face of Sanders. Seemingly having blocked out the pain with her pure rage Aurora screams in Alex's face slamming his head into the ring apron over and over again. Aurora returns to the ring dragging Alex in by the hair after her then tosses him in the corner where she mounts him kicking him in the face over and over again before ranaing him out of the corner. The referee gets in Aurora's face now warning her about her tactics but she simply stares daggers back at him then shoves him aside, approaching Alex who drills her with a spinebuster! Alex makes the cover and gets another close two count. Alex sensing victory sets Aurora up for the code breaker but Aurora counters connecting with a backpack stunner out of nowhere. She goes up to the top rope favoring her back seemingly set to finish off Sanders. She flies off with the Aurora Borealis connecting with the shooting star press. But before the referee can count the lights go out. When they come back on Aurora is on her feet. Just in time to be grabbed by the throat by a massive man! The huge monster choke slams Aurora down hard. Then he picks her up and does it again! Referee calls for the bell resulting in the disqualification.
Winner: Aurora via Disqualification
Highlights: N/A
After Match: Deon Savage walks out from the back looking content. He sets up a table near the ring as Alex Sanders gets up, picking up a chair. He teases as if he's going to hit Deon then laughing saying as if The King would help someone in the HWA before raising his hands and walking towards the back. Meanwhile The monster presses Aurora over his head press slamming her over the top rope through the table!
(A BIG THANKS TO Steven FOR WRITING THIS MATCH!!!!!)
Once he gets to the bottom he turns to the steel steps and stops before looking down and snapping his fingers. The 2 squires comes over and remove his robe and crown and begin to dust off the steps before backing off and letting Alex Sanders walk up the now clean steps. He comes to the ropes as the squires hold them open for him. He gets into the ring and does a circle before stretching his arms out to the sides, very arrogantly smirking. He then begins stretching in the corner, waiting for the bell.
The Bell rings to start this match!!
DING DING DING!!!!!!!!!
Match Summery: The opening bell rings and Alex Sander immediately begins to trash talk Aurora really laying the bad mouth on her. Aurora merely holding her arms open as if daring Alex to strike her, to cause her pain. But Alex continues to insult masked female until she reached out and delivered a vicious slap to Sanders which lead to him tackling Aurora and unloading on her with rights and lefts. Alex then tossed Aurora over the top rope He followed her out to the floor and Irish whipped Aurora back first into the guard rail then kicked aside the protective mats on the arena floor executing a snap suplex. As the announcers talked about how Alex was trying to make an impression with his new stablemates he re entered the ring and demanded the referee count Aurora out. The referee made his count but Aurora rolled back in at the count of six and flipped off Sanders daring him to continue his punishment. Alex did executing three consecutive back breakers and then applying a Boston crab seemingly to finish off Aurora. The mysterious tortured soul refused to surrender however and crawl towards the ropes finally getting a break. Alex dragged her back to the middle of the ring and this time locked in a camel clutch seemingly intent on making his rival give up but Aurora merely laughing causing Alex to drop the hold and stomp her back over and over again, even bouncing off of the ropes and delivering a lionsault style double stomp to the small of the back. He drags Aurora to her feet as she motions to him to bring it on, seemingly wanting Alex to end her pain. Alex seems content to do that placing Aurora on the top rope and executing a vicious superplex. Alex makes a one foot cover but Aurora raises the shoulder at the count of two. This enrages Sanders who proceeds to choke the life out of Aurora breaking just before the referee was about to disqualify him.
Still not satisfied Alex decides to humiliate his opponent by going for the laces on her mask, seemingly intent on unmasking the young superstar. He drags Aurora to her feet, about to rip the mask off when this finally sets off the tortured superstar who connects with a vicious superkick knocking Alex through the ropes to the arena floor! Letting out a battle cry Aurora flies over the top rope climbing with a moonsault to the arena floor! Aurora then picks up and dropkicks the ring steps into the face of Sanders. Seemingly having blocked out the pain with her pure rage Aurora screams in Alex's face slamming his head into the ring apron over and over again. Aurora returns to the ring dragging Alex in by the hair after her then tosses him in the corner where she mounts him kicking him in the face over and over again before ranaing him out of the corner. The referee gets in Aurora's face now warning her about her tactics but she simply stares daggers back at him then shoves him aside, approaching Alex who drills her with a spinebuster! Alex makes the cover and gets another close two count. Alex sensing victory sets Aurora up for the code breaker but Aurora counters connecting with a backpack stunner out of nowhere. She goes up to the top rope favoring her back seemingly set to finish off Sanders. She flies off with the Aurora Borealis connecting with the shooting star press. But before the referee can count the lights go out. When they come back on Aurora is on her feet. Just in time to be grabbed by the throat by a massive man! The huge monster choke slams Aurora down hard. Then he picks her up and does it again! Referee calls for the bell resulting in the disqualification.
Winner: Aurora via Disqualification
Highlights: N/A
After Match: Deon Savage walks out from the back looking content. He sets up a table near the ring as Alex Sanders gets up, picking up a chair. He teases as if he's going to hit Deon then laughing saying as if The King would help someone in the HWA before raising his hands and walking towards the back. Meanwhile The monster presses Aurora over his head press slamming her over the top rope through the table!
(A BIG THANKS TO Steven FOR WRITING THIS MATCH!!!!!)
Segment
Osbourne Found! / A New Tag Team?
We come backstage where we see a big commotion! A small crowd is found standing around something. The camera comes through the crowd where we see Steven Osbourne layed to waste on the ground. Osbourne is bleeding and his valets are standing by concerned. Doctors are tending to him and Osbourne looks gone. Next to him rests a small note. The camera zooms in and we can see a few words.
"Courtesy of the Empire!"
at the bottom we see a large E with a crown over top. The camera zooms away as we see the Doctors try to help up Osbourne who looks out of it. We come to the announce table where we see concern.
Dick Devereaux:"I don't know who this Empire is and why they attacked Steven Osbourne, but he looks out of it. I don't know if he can compete tonight!"
Violet Moore:"That's what happens when you step into the Champs zone. I wouldn't be surprised if Cory Arson sent someone to end Steven."
Dick Devereaux:"Well there is another that has something to do with royalty. And he has plenty of reason to attack Steven Osbourne. Alex Sanders has made it clear that he would love to end the career of Osbourne. I think it could have been him!"
A video cuts into the feed that shows a empty looking carnival lit up playing music and rides. A figure that looks to resemble a clown steps out to see a bright green glowing liquid in what seems to be crater next to The Big Top.
There lays some kind of weird looking flying machine, one could even say it resembles a space craft. The door opens and after a minute or two a figure emerges from within. It slowly approaches the clown before the feed cuts to darkness. It looks to be over when we see jump cuts of Zany laughing and Sid spinning around in a circle. This continues for a few seconds before it cuts away and reveals one final piece of text.
"Come one, come all to The Cosmic Carnival! Coming to a wrestling ring near you!"
"Courtesy of the Empire!"
at the bottom we see a large E with a crown over top. The camera zooms away as we see the Doctors try to help up Osbourne who looks out of it. We come to the announce table where we see concern.
Dick Devereaux:"I don't know who this Empire is and why they attacked Steven Osbourne, but he looks out of it. I don't know if he can compete tonight!"
Violet Moore:"That's what happens when you step into the Champs zone. I wouldn't be surprised if Cory Arson sent someone to end Steven."
Dick Devereaux:"Well there is another that has something to do with royalty. And he has plenty of reason to attack Steven Osbourne. Alex Sanders has made it clear that he would love to end the career of Osbourne. I think it could have been him!"
A video cuts into the feed that shows a empty looking carnival lit up playing music and rides. A figure that looks to resemble a clown steps out to see a bright green glowing liquid in what seems to be crater next to The Big Top.
There lays some kind of weird looking flying machine, one could even say it resembles a space craft. The door opens and after a minute or two a figure emerges from within. It slowly approaches the clown before the feed cuts to darkness. It looks to be over when we see jump cuts of Zany laughing and Sid spinning around in a circle. This continues for a few seconds before it cuts away and reveals one final piece of text.
"Come one, come all to The Cosmic Carnival! Coming to a wrestling ring near you!"
Tag Team Match
Scorpion & Deon Savage vs. Kuk Killswitch & Glam Man
"Mr. Cool" Charles Madden:"The following match is scheduled for one fall and is a Tag Team contest! Introducing first....."
"Set Up" By Drowning Pool and after the intro the lights turn to dark red. Dr. Crane comes out from the back with Scorpion behind walking slowly. They walk down the ramp, ignoring the rest of the world.
"Mr. Cool" Charles Madden:"Hailing from Deathport, Pennsylvania, standing 6 foot 10 inches tall, weighing in at 320 pounds, accompanied to the ring by Dr. Crane, he is Punisher of Darkness, this is SCORRRRRRPPPPIIIOOOOONNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!"
Scorpion puts his hands on the top rope and pulls himself up on the ring apron. He steps over the top rope and gets into the ring. He walks to the middle of the ring and stands there for a moment before looking up slowly as fire explodes from the corners. He stares down the camera and waits for the match to begin as Dr. Crane walks over to the corner.
"Mr. Cool" Charles Madden:"And his tag team partner........"
"Mr. Cool" Charles Madden:"Hailing from Deathport, Pennsylvania, standing 6 foot 10 inches tall, weighing in at 320 pounds, accompanied to the ring by Dr. Crane, he is Punisher of Darkness, this is SCORRRRRRPPPPIIIOOOOONNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!"
Scorpion puts his hands on the top rope and pulls himself up on the ring apron. He steps over the top rope and gets into the ring. He walks to the middle of the ring and stands there for a moment before looking up slowly as fire explodes from the corners. He stares down the camera and waits for the match to begin as Dr. Crane walks over to the corner.
"Mr. Cool" Charles Madden:"And his tag team partner........"
The arena turns completely black as "Broken out in Love" By Mark Crozer and the Rels hits the sound system. a flaming pentagram appears onstage and burns brightly for a few moments. Suddenly, it goes out and red smoke fills the stage as Deon Savage comes out from the residue of the pentagram, A hooded robe hiding his face and head. He begins down the ramp, hands clasped together in front of him. The lights flash from red to normal as if watching a horror movie.
Once he gets to the ring he walks through the ropes and takes his hood off as the lights return to normal. He props himself on the top turnbuckle, eyeing his opponent for the match.
"Mr. Cool" Charles Madden:"And their opponents, first....."
Once he gets to the ring he walks through the ropes and takes his hood off as the lights return to normal. He props himself on the top turnbuckle, eyeing his opponent for the match.
"Mr. Cool" Charles Madden:"And their opponents, first....."
"Welcome Home” By Coheed and Cambria begins to play and the camera begins to pan around the arena. The fans begin to give a mixed reaction, leaning more towards boos, as red lasers begin flashing around the arena. After the intro the lights begin to violently strobe to the beat as the ramp puts out smoke. Kuk Killswitch storms out from the back in his usual entrance attire. Across his face, an annoyed look. He looks around before wiping his mouth with his arm and snorting. He holds up his fists and the crowd showers him with heavy boos. He puts them down as he shakes his head again. Kuk begins to walk towards the ring, looking left and right and arguing with some fans.
"Mr. Cool" Charles Madden:"Weighing in tonight at 220 pounds, hailing from Ozone Park, New York, he is The Hardcore Reject, Kuk KIIIIIILLLLSSSSSSWWWWWWWWIIIIIIITTTTCCCCCCCCCCHhhhhhh!!!!!"
Kuk is now at the ring as he looks at the camera. He mouths off some words before pulling himself up on the ring apron with his right knee. Killswitch lifts himself up and spins around on the apron. He looks around before holding up the metal horns. He then gets into the ring and steps up on the turnbuckle. Killswitch holds up the metal horns again before slowly putting them to his sides as he wipes his mouth again and turns. He sits on the top turnbuckle as he looks around waiting for the match to begin.
"Mr. Cool" Charles madden:"And his partner......"
"Mr. Cool" Charles Madden:"Weighing in tonight at 220 pounds, hailing from Ozone Park, New York, he is The Hardcore Reject, Kuk KIIIIIILLLLSSSSSSWWWWWWWWIIIIIIITTTTCCCCCCCCCCHhhhhhh!!!!!"
Kuk is now at the ring as he looks at the camera. He mouths off some words before pulling himself up on the ring apron with his right knee. Killswitch lifts himself up and spins around on the apron. He looks around before holding up the metal horns. He then gets into the ring and steps up on the turnbuckle. Killswitch holds up the metal horns again before slowly putting them to his sides as he wipes his mouth again and turns. He sits on the top turnbuckle as he looks around waiting for the match to begin.
"Mr. Cool" Charles madden:"And his partner......"
The crowd falls silent as the lights dim out. After a few seconds the crowd become restless until the start of "Fractured" by Taproot cracks through the speakers at a high volume. The Glam Mans entrance video plays on the TitanTron as he slowly struts out with his arms spread out either side of him holding a beer in each hand. The HWA King of Hardcore Championship rests around his waist. The crowd reacts loudly with a mixture of boos and cheers as Glammy continues on his path towards the ring, chugging away at both his beers. As he gets closer to the ring, Glammy starts to get slightly distracted by women at ringside, teasing himself towards them.
After finishing both beers simultaneously, Glammy throws both beer bottles into the crowd as he steps into the ring. Once inside, Glammy stands in the middle of the ring with a grin on his face looking towards the ramp, eagerly awaiting his next victim.
The Bell rings to start this match!!
DING DING DING!!!!!!!!!
Match Summery: Glam Man starts in the ring with Deon Savage. The two begin to circle before going for a lock up, but Glam Man ducks and goes right into a waist lock from behind. He tries to lift the bigger man up, but fails. Deon breaks free and gets into a headlock before nailing a punch to the head of the HWA King of Hardcore Champion. Glam Man stumbles to the corner before getting caught with a few more punches. The ref backs Deon off and Deon comes back with a corner splash. He waits for Glammy to come out of the corner before hoisting him up on his shoulders and going for the Snake eyes, but Glam slips out from behind and shoves Deon face first into the corner. He tags in Kuk and Killswitch comes storming in with left and rights, then stomps to Deon in the corner. He stomps him until Deon is sitting on the ground. Killswitch backs off and then runs in with a knee to the head of Deon. he rolls him out and covers, but only gets a 1 and a half.
Deon and Scorpion now have control as they have been beating on Killswitch for a while. Deon tags in Scorpion and they both grab Killswitch by the throat and attempt a chokeslam. Killswitch slips out and catches them both and drives them down with a double DDT! All 3 men lay in the ring as the ref begins to count. Killswitch crawls and manages to get the tag. Glam Man comes in with a big boot to Deon, then a spinning heel kick to Scorpion. He then ducks a clothesline attempt from Deon and reverses it into a Russian leg sweep! Glam Man climbs the turnbuckle before nailing a missile dropkick on scorpion! Killswitch rolls in a bottle to Glam Man and Glammy grabs it and holds it up! The referee is telling him no, but Glam man doesn't care! He aims at the head of Scorpion who is slowly getting up, but Deon comes rushing in and Killswitch comes in to hit a "KOK"! He misses and runs right into the glass bottle from Glam Man! Glam Man looks shocked as Killswitch falls over and rolls out of the ring. He turns around and is grabbed by the throat of Deon and Scorpion before they deliver a double chokeslam! Scorpion covers and the ref counts! 1...2...3!!!
Winners: Deon Savage & Scorpion via Pinfall
Match Highlights: Glam Man managed to get Deon in a sharpshooter, but Scorpion broke it up before getting clotheslined out of the ring by Killswitch!
Deon hit Killswitch with the Snake Eyes before Scorpion lifted him and hit him with a Backbreaker Rack Drop!
Killswitch and Glam Man hit a double big boot on Scorpion before hitting Deon with a double DDT!
After Match: Scorpion and Deon stare eachother down as they exit the ring. Glam Man checks on Killswitch who is bleeding from his wound from Anarchy Rulez!
After finishing both beers simultaneously, Glammy throws both beer bottles into the crowd as he steps into the ring. Once inside, Glammy stands in the middle of the ring with a grin on his face looking towards the ramp, eagerly awaiting his next victim.
The Bell rings to start this match!!
DING DING DING!!!!!!!!!
Match Summery: Glam Man starts in the ring with Deon Savage. The two begin to circle before going for a lock up, but Glam Man ducks and goes right into a waist lock from behind. He tries to lift the bigger man up, but fails. Deon breaks free and gets into a headlock before nailing a punch to the head of the HWA King of Hardcore Champion. Glam Man stumbles to the corner before getting caught with a few more punches. The ref backs Deon off and Deon comes back with a corner splash. He waits for Glammy to come out of the corner before hoisting him up on his shoulders and going for the Snake eyes, but Glam slips out from behind and shoves Deon face first into the corner. He tags in Kuk and Killswitch comes storming in with left and rights, then stomps to Deon in the corner. He stomps him until Deon is sitting on the ground. Killswitch backs off and then runs in with a knee to the head of Deon. he rolls him out and covers, but only gets a 1 and a half.
Deon and Scorpion now have control as they have been beating on Killswitch for a while. Deon tags in Scorpion and they both grab Killswitch by the throat and attempt a chokeslam. Killswitch slips out and catches them both and drives them down with a double DDT! All 3 men lay in the ring as the ref begins to count. Killswitch crawls and manages to get the tag. Glam Man comes in with a big boot to Deon, then a spinning heel kick to Scorpion. He then ducks a clothesline attempt from Deon and reverses it into a Russian leg sweep! Glam Man climbs the turnbuckle before nailing a missile dropkick on scorpion! Killswitch rolls in a bottle to Glam Man and Glammy grabs it and holds it up! The referee is telling him no, but Glam man doesn't care! He aims at the head of Scorpion who is slowly getting up, but Deon comes rushing in and Killswitch comes in to hit a "KOK"! He misses and runs right into the glass bottle from Glam Man! Glam Man looks shocked as Killswitch falls over and rolls out of the ring. He turns around and is grabbed by the throat of Deon and Scorpion before they deliver a double chokeslam! Scorpion covers and the ref counts! 1...2...3!!!
Winners: Deon Savage & Scorpion via Pinfall
Match Highlights: Glam Man managed to get Deon in a sharpshooter, but Scorpion broke it up before getting clotheslined out of the ring by Killswitch!
Deon hit Killswitch with the Snake Eyes before Scorpion lifted him and hit him with a Backbreaker Rack Drop!
Killswitch and Glam Man hit a double big boot on Scorpion before hitting Deon with a double DDT!
After Match: Scorpion and Deon stare eachother down as they exit the ring. Glam Man checks on Killswitch who is bleeding from his wound from Anarchy Rulez!
Segment
Sleaze is Evaluated!
We cut to the ring where we see Sleaze standing in the middle of the ring. He is dressed in a powder blue and hot pink suit with a neatly trimmed mustache. He is holding a microphone as the crowd is giving him a mixed reaction.
Sleaze:"Tonight, I am supposed to undergo an evaluation due to my actions as of late. So let's get this over with so I can get back to handling business THE SLEAZY WAY!"
Three men and a woman walk down from the back. Each holds a clipboard and a microphone. They enter the ring and stand in front of Sleaze who has a smile across his face. The woman steps up and speaks as Sleaze eyes her up and down.
Woman:"Your actions as the General Manager of the Hardcore Wrestling Alliance have been undeniably full of mistakes. You've turned away from the people that need your help, you have let the company run itself, and you have sat in your office and gathered money while we ran this company."
Sleaze nods. One of the men step forward.
Man 1:"To make matters worse last week at Anarchy Rulez you slipped brass knuckles to a competitor leading to him almost winning the match with your help. You also attacked an official and let Ron Jeremy destroy the facilities last week! You have been by far the worst General Manager we have ever seen."
The second man steps forward.
Man 2:"The board of Directors have gathered and we have decided that in order to continue with this company and make it survive, you can not be in charge! We have had several sexual harassment complaints towards you!
Man three steps forward.
Man 3:"It has been decided that we no longer require your services as the General Manager of the HWA."
The fans begin to cheer as Sleaze immedietly goes from a smile to a frown. He shakes his head and keeps repeating no to himself as the board of Directors continue.
Man 3:"What we can give you since you have been meddling in others affairs, is a talent contract where you will be an official HWA star."
Sleaze steps up and grabs the pen before signing. He slams it down and smirks before low blowing the director in the crotch! The Director falls to his knees and Sleaze smirks before stepping grabbing the woman by the hair.
Sleaze:"Tonight, I am supposed to undergo an evaluation due to my actions as of late. So let's get this over with so I can get back to handling business THE SLEAZY WAY!"
Three men and a woman walk down from the back. Each holds a clipboard and a microphone. They enter the ring and stand in front of Sleaze who has a smile across his face. The woman steps up and speaks as Sleaze eyes her up and down.
Woman:"Your actions as the General Manager of the Hardcore Wrestling Alliance have been undeniably full of mistakes. You've turned away from the people that need your help, you have let the company run itself, and you have sat in your office and gathered money while we ran this company."
Sleaze nods. One of the men step forward.
Man 1:"To make matters worse last week at Anarchy Rulez you slipped brass knuckles to a competitor leading to him almost winning the match with your help. You also attacked an official and let Ron Jeremy destroy the facilities last week! You have been by far the worst General Manager we have ever seen."
The second man steps forward.
Man 2:"The board of Directors have gathered and we have decided that in order to continue with this company and make it survive, you can not be in charge! We have had several sexual harassment complaints towards you!
Man three steps forward.
Man 3:"It has been decided that we no longer require your services as the General Manager of the HWA."
The fans begin to cheer as Sleaze immedietly goes from a smile to a frown. He shakes his head and keeps repeating no to himself as the board of Directors continue.
Man 3:"What we can give you since you have been meddling in others affairs, is a talent contract where you will be an official HWA star."
Sleaze steps up and grabs the pen before signing. He slams it down and smirks before low blowing the director in the crotch! The Director falls to his knees and Sleaze smirks before stepping grabbing the woman by the hair.
Slash ft. Myles Kennedy and the Conspirators "World on Fire" hits and the intro plays out as Sleaze looks towards the stage. When the words pick up "The Suicidal Scumbag" Luke Knux comes out from the back with a smile on his face. The fans erupt in cheers as he looks around the arena. He is wearing a leather jacket with a "Scumbag Society" T-Shirt (His band), along with band jeans and some Chuck Taylors. He points out at the crowd before coming to the stage and staring down before throwing the metal horns up creating a huge array of fireworks on the stage! He then places them down before sprinting to the ring and sliding in. He ducks a clothesline attempt from Sleaze and comes back with a stiff single leg dropkick! He then lifts up Sleaze and goes for the "Suicide note", but Sleaze slips out and goes to the outside of the ring. Knux grabs a microphone and steps on the ropes facing Sleaze.
Luke Knux:"Please allow me to introduce myself! I'm the Suicidal Scumbag LUKE KNUX! And I'm your new boss!"
Knux drops the microphone as the crowd erupts again. Luke helps up the board of Directors and stares down Sleaze who looks on in disbelief!
Luke Knux:"Please allow me to introduce myself! I'm the Suicidal Scumbag LUKE KNUX! And I'm your new boss!"
Knux drops the microphone as the crowd erupts again. Luke helps up the board of Directors and stares down Sleaze who looks on in disbelief!
Singles Match
Serbia vs. Yakima Yoshikawa
We come to the announce table where Dick and Violet are speechless.
Dick Devereaux:"Luke Knux has come to the HWA! An international superstar! Platinum album recording artist, World Champion, all around badass! He's made his way to the HWA and he is our new General manager!"
Violet Moore:"And boy is he dreamy! I'll gladly take him as my new boss!"
"Mr. Cool" Charles Madden:"The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first....."
Dick Devereaux:"Luke Knux has come to the HWA! An international superstar! Platinum album recording artist, World Champion, all around badass! He's made his way to the HWA and he is our new General manager!"
Violet Moore:"And boy is he dreamy! I'll gladly take him as my new boss!"
"Mr. Cool" Charles Madden:"The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first....."
"Liars Mask" By Nightcore hits and Yakima comes out from the back to the roar of the crowd. He walks down to the ring, shaking hands and signing autographs for the kids.
He then stops and points towards the ring before running and sliding into the ring. Fireworks comes raining from the corners as he hops to his feet and smile towards the camera.
"Mr. Cool" Charles Madden:"And his opponent........"
He then stops and points towards the ring before running and sliding into the ring. Fireworks comes raining from the corners as he hops to his feet and smile towards the camera.
"Mr. Cool" Charles Madden:"And his opponent........"
"Blue" by The Birthday Massacre echoes across the arena and the lights go dark. There is an eerie dark green light on the stage, and after the intro, the lights begin to flicker rigorously as Serbia emerges from behind the curtain, performing a seductive dance on the stage. Serbia struts down the ramp, still stroking and caressing herself as she taunts some nearby fans.
Once she reaches ringside, she seductively crawls onto the apron and slowly raises to her feet. She then wraps her legs around the top rope and hangs herself upside down facing the crowd, like a vampire, with her arms crossed around her chest and giving an evil glare to the fans. After this, she squeezes in between the ropes and climbs back to her feet. She hops onto the nearest turnbuckle and rubs her hands down her body once again before stepping back onto the mat and eyeing her opponent with a sinister stare.
The Bell rings to start this match!!
DING DING DING!!!!!!!!!
Match Summary: The bell rings as neither competitor wastes time going for a lock up. Yakima uses his size to his advantage as he spins her around catching her with a hold from behind, attempting to go for a belly to back suplex already in the match but this proves no good as Serbia catches him with a couple hard elbows to the head forcing Yakima to let her go as he stumbles backwards. Rebounding off the rope Serbia charges at him, connecting with a clothesline that manages to take her opponent off his feet. Yakima pulls himself to his knees, faster than Serbia planned as she goes for a sharp kick to the chest but he catches her foot sweeping her legs out from under her, causing her to crash to the mat. Holding her head she rolls over to pull herself back to her knees as a now standing Yakima walks over to her picking her up before and applying a headlock. She struggles to break his grip, trying everything she can as she begins to nail him in the stomach hard enough for his grip to loose slightly as she pushes him off into the ropes, as he rebounds she executes a drop toe hold sending him face first into the match as she rolls him over quickly going for the pin. She’s only able to get a two though before he kicks out. Kneeling she hits the mat frustrated as she stands, only then followed by Yakima who uses the ropes to get to his feet. Serbia wastes no time and charges, too soon though as she’s met by a stiff clothesline sending her to the ground. Grabbing her legs he twists her over to her stomach with ease as he motions to the fans, he gets an applause as he quickly locks in “Shikigami”. A scream comes to Serbia as the ref has already fallen to the mat checking on her. A shake of the head can be seen as she begins clawing at the mat, trying to pull herself to the ropes as Yakima keeps the hold locked in, pulling more at her legs causing her head to fall to the mat in agony. Finding the strength Serbia manages to pull both of them across the ring as she grabs the rope forcing the hold to be broken as she then rolls herself out of the ring to gain a moment to herself.
As the match continues Yakima continued to work on Serbia keeping his attention to her right knee as she soon found a way to fight back as she lays a series of relentless punches against Yakima forcing him to the corner. Screaming out she places a foot against his throat, it doesn’t last long though as she knee buckles sending her to the mat as Yakima falls besides her trying to catch his breath. Coming to her feet she bends her knee a couple times trying to bring the feeling back in as she mounts Yakima continues with the punches from a moment ago in an attempt to keep him down. The ref pulls her back as she grabs Yakima by his legs managing to pull him to the middle of the ring. This time it’s her turn to get a cheer from the crowd as she stands next to Yakima before connecting with the “Reign of Terror”. Grabbing her knee she forces herself to ignore the pain as she hooks the leg going for the pin. 1…2…3. The ref calls for the bell to ring as Serbia pushes herself off of Yakima and to her feet, leaning against the ropes for support, stretching out her knee before walking to the middle of the ring as her hand is raised to a support of cheers.
Winner: Serbia via Pinfall
Match Highlights: N/A
After the Match: Serbia celebrates her win, favoring the knee the entire time. Yakima eventually sits up and looks disappointed in himself.
(A BIG THANKS TO CHELSEA FOR WRITING THIS MATCH!!!!!)
Once she reaches ringside, she seductively crawls onto the apron and slowly raises to her feet. She then wraps her legs around the top rope and hangs herself upside down facing the crowd, like a vampire, with her arms crossed around her chest and giving an evil glare to the fans. After this, she squeezes in between the ropes and climbs back to her feet. She hops onto the nearest turnbuckle and rubs her hands down her body once again before stepping back onto the mat and eyeing her opponent with a sinister stare.
The Bell rings to start this match!!
DING DING DING!!!!!!!!!
Match Summary: The bell rings as neither competitor wastes time going for a lock up. Yakima uses his size to his advantage as he spins her around catching her with a hold from behind, attempting to go for a belly to back suplex already in the match but this proves no good as Serbia catches him with a couple hard elbows to the head forcing Yakima to let her go as he stumbles backwards. Rebounding off the rope Serbia charges at him, connecting with a clothesline that manages to take her opponent off his feet. Yakima pulls himself to his knees, faster than Serbia planned as she goes for a sharp kick to the chest but he catches her foot sweeping her legs out from under her, causing her to crash to the mat. Holding her head she rolls over to pull herself back to her knees as a now standing Yakima walks over to her picking her up before and applying a headlock. She struggles to break his grip, trying everything she can as she begins to nail him in the stomach hard enough for his grip to loose slightly as she pushes him off into the ropes, as he rebounds she executes a drop toe hold sending him face first into the match as she rolls him over quickly going for the pin. She’s only able to get a two though before he kicks out. Kneeling she hits the mat frustrated as she stands, only then followed by Yakima who uses the ropes to get to his feet. Serbia wastes no time and charges, too soon though as she’s met by a stiff clothesline sending her to the ground. Grabbing her legs he twists her over to her stomach with ease as he motions to the fans, he gets an applause as he quickly locks in “Shikigami”. A scream comes to Serbia as the ref has already fallen to the mat checking on her. A shake of the head can be seen as she begins clawing at the mat, trying to pull herself to the ropes as Yakima keeps the hold locked in, pulling more at her legs causing her head to fall to the mat in agony. Finding the strength Serbia manages to pull both of them across the ring as she grabs the rope forcing the hold to be broken as she then rolls herself out of the ring to gain a moment to herself.
As the match continues Yakima continued to work on Serbia keeping his attention to her right knee as she soon found a way to fight back as she lays a series of relentless punches against Yakima forcing him to the corner. Screaming out she places a foot against his throat, it doesn’t last long though as she knee buckles sending her to the mat as Yakima falls besides her trying to catch his breath. Coming to her feet she bends her knee a couple times trying to bring the feeling back in as she mounts Yakima continues with the punches from a moment ago in an attempt to keep him down. The ref pulls her back as she grabs Yakima by his legs managing to pull him to the middle of the ring. This time it’s her turn to get a cheer from the crowd as she stands next to Yakima before connecting with the “Reign of Terror”. Grabbing her knee she forces herself to ignore the pain as she hooks the leg going for the pin. 1…2…3. The ref calls for the bell to ring as Serbia pushes herself off of Yakima and to her feet, leaning against the ropes for support, stretching out her knee before walking to the middle of the ring as her hand is raised to a support of cheers.
Winner: Serbia via Pinfall
Match Highlights: N/A
After the Match: Serbia celebrates her win, favoring the knee the entire time. Yakima eventually sits up and looks disappointed in himself.
(A BIG THANKS TO CHELSEA FOR WRITING THIS MATCH!!!!!)
Segment
SPW Speaks
"A Cut Above" By Avery Watts hits the sound speakers and the intro plays out. After it ends the titantron changes to a large SPW logo and the Silverback Mafia come out from the back. Static stands in front as Muhammad Davari, Curt Kingston, and Kato stand behind him. He gets down to a knee and extends his arms, showing off to the crowd. He then rubs his beard and extends his finger, pointing to the camera before standing to his feet. Static begins down the ramp as the rest of the Mafia follows.
Static takes the steps as Kato slides through the middle. Curt and Muhammad step up on the ring apron and enter the ring. The 3 big men come to the middle of the ring as Static comes to the ropes and leans over them. He nods his head as he looks around before getting to the middle of the ring and dropping to a knee, bringing his fist to his forehead as he looks down. He then stands up before being given a microphone. He looks around at the booing fans and smirks before continuing.
Static:"In the lions den again. The feeling is getting comfortable here. We come and go as we please while your people continue to follow. Tonight, we get to take one for ourselves. As per stipulation last week, we get to choose one of the competitors in the match. So Kurt Ryan, get your ass out here!"
"Stop to Fall" By All Faces Down hits and Kurt Ryan comes down from the back. he is dressed casually tonight as he walks down to the ring and slides in. He comes to the middle where he stands in front of Static. Static smirks as he continues.
Static:"You put up this huge fight and for what? You walked away with a loss. You thought you were all big and bad, but really your team was the laughing stick of the HWA. I extended the offer, you denied it. Remember what i did to you then?"
Kurt shakes his head.
Static:"I get to choose who i want tonight. And I called you out here for that very reason Kurt. That feeling is gonna' get worse."
Suddenly, the entire Silverback Mafia except for Static attack Kurt. He doesn't even get a chance to fight them off this time as it's a total surprise. They stomp him down and eventually lift him up for Static to hit with the Pump Kick. Kurt is out as Static looks out towards the crowd.
Static:"Why in the hell would I want some talentless fuckin' jobber like Kurt Ryan on my roster?! I don't! But I am gonna' take someone who fought in this for nothing. Decay, you walked into this war with nothing to begin with. Now you will come to SPW, whether you like it or not! Words from the Don, Welcome to the Family!"
Static drops the mic on Kurt's body as the Silverback Mafia exit the ring and to the back, leaving the HWA with a broken talent and one talent short!
Static takes the steps as Kato slides through the middle. Curt and Muhammad step up on the ring apron and enter the ring. The 3 big men come to the middle of the ring as Static comes to the ropes and leans over them. He nods his head as he looks around before getting to the middle of the ring and dropping to a knee, bringing his fist to his forehead as he looks down. He then stands up before being given a microphone. He looks around at the booing fans and smirks before continuing.
Static:"In the lions den again. The feeling is getting comfortable here. We come and go as we please while your people continue to follow. Tonight, we get to take one for ourselves. As per stipulation last week, we get to choose one of the competitors in the match. So Kurt Ryan, get your ass out here!"
"Stop to Fall" By All Faces Down hits and Kurt Ryan comes down from the back. he is dressed casually tonight as he walks down to the ring and slides in. He comes to the middle where he stands in front of Static. Static smirks as he continues.
Static:"You put up this huge fight and for what? You walked away with a loss. You thought you were all big and bad, but really your team was the laughing stick of the HWA. I extended the offer, you denied it. Remember what i did to you then?"
Kurt shakes his head.
Static:"I get to choose who i want tonight. And I called you out here for that very reason Kurt. That feeling is gonna' get worse."
Suddenly, the entire Silverback Mafia except for Static attack Kurt. He doesn't even get a chance to fight them off this time as it's a total surprise. They stomp him down and eventually lift him up for Static to hit with the Pump Kick. Kurt is out as Static looks out towards the crowd.
Static:"Why in the hell would I want some talentless fuckin' jobber like Kurt Ryan on my roster?! I don't! But I am gonna' take someone who fought in this for nothing. Decay, you walked into this war with nothing to begin with. Now you will come to SPW, whether you like it or not! Words from the Don, Welcome to the Family!"
Static drops the mic on Kurt's body as the Silverback Mafia exit the ring and to the back, leaving the HWA with a broken talent and one talent short!
Ending Segment
Main Event
HWA World Heavyweight Championship Match
Cory Arson (c) vs. Steven Osbourne
"Mr. Cool" Charles Madden:"The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the HWA World Heavyweight Championship!! Introducing first....."
"ask about me" By ice cube and the lights go out. The song plays out and as the beat drops fireworks explode. red and white lasers and lights turn on and Cory arson raises from the stage in a boxing robe on. on the back of the robe it says "poppa don't take no mess". Cory stands with his arms folded with a smirk spread across his face and his HWA World Heavyweight Championship around his waist. he walks down the stage running his mouth to the fans.
when he gets to the ring he walks up the steps and stands on the side of the turnbuckle before unbuckling his belt. He stands on the turnbuckle and throws one arm up with the title in the air and looks around the arena. He comes to into the ring and places the title over his shoulder before grabbing the mic from Charles Madden.
Cory Arson:"We all saw what happened to Steven Osbourne and I assure you that I had absolutely nothing to do with his attack! I know what this looks like, but I didn't do it. My hands are clean! Now under these circumstances, I think Steven will not be competing tonight unfortunately for you all."
when he gets to the ring he walks up the steps and stands on the side of the turnbuckle before unbuckling his belt. He stands on the turnbuckle and throws one arm up with the title in the air and looks around the arena. He comes to into the ring and places the title over his shoulder before grabbing the mic from Charles Madden.
Cory Arson:"We all saw what happened to Steven Osbourne and I assure you that I had absolutely nothing to do with his attack! I know what this looks like, but I didn't do it. My hands are clean! Now under these circumstances, I think Steven will not be competing tonight unfortunately for you all."
"Fever For the Flava" by Hot Action Cop starts to play and the crowd explodes! Steven Osbourne makes his way out from the back, stumbling and bandaged up. Doctors are trying to tell him no, but Steven pushes them aside and begins his usual theatrics, carefully struting, moon walking, and flexing. he gets his unpaid intern Amber Del Vallee to take pictures of him with pretty girls on her cell phone and jot down numbers he gets, likely incorrectly. His manager Veronica Anderson tries to get him to focus and plan some last minute strategy before he finally makes it to the ring. Arson looks on as Steven is prepared to fight.
Cory Arson:"You don't have to do this Steven. You can rest and fight your way back to a Championship match. I don't want to have to hurt you more than you already are. Please just walk away Steven."
Steven grabs the ropes and looks like he is leaving, but instead he turns back to Arson and yells "Lets go!". Arson looks surprised as he hands off the microphone and his belt. Suddenly, out from the back run Xavier Creed and Tyson Shaw! They sprint down to the ring followed by Laila Marie who struts seductively. Shaw and Creed slide in the ring and stand across from Steven and Arson. Steven and Arson look confused as Steven yells out that it was them. Laila makes her way into the ring and looks both men up and down. The two step forward and go on the attack, but Arson nails the "Jawbreaker" on Steven, laying him out in the ring. The crowd boos violently as the Super Sexy Boogeyman Slayer is stomped, kicked, and punched by Arson, Creed, and Shaw. They lift him up and take turns throwing clotheslines, back elbows, and dropkicks. They then lift up Steven as Arson grabs his title and a mic.
Cory Arson:"Boo me all you want, but the fact is that I am the best in the World! I am the HWA World Champion and none of you can take that away from me! Steven, you thought you could just have a title match?! Well you were wrong! Tonight, I introduce you to the Empire! My force of dominance in this company! And with them by my side, this title will never leave my waist! BOW DOWN BITCH!"
Arson drops the mic and slams the HWA Championship into the head of Steven Osbourne. He falls hard as his head begins to drip blood again. Arson lifts up the HWA Championship as Laila places her hand on his side and Creed and Shaw stand by Arson. The Empire stand in the middle of the ring over Steven Osbourne, showing their dominance as the show logo appears and the screen fades to black.
Cory Arson:"You don't have to do this Steven. You can rest and fight your way back to a Championship match. I don't want to have to hurt you more than you already are. Please just walk away Steven."
Steven grabs the ropes and looks like he is leaving, but instead he turns back to Arson and yells "Lets go!". Arson looks surprised as he hands off the microphone and his belt. Suddenly, out from the back run Xavier Creed and Tyson Shaw! They sprint down to the ring followed by Laila Marie who struts seductively. Shaw and Creed slide in the ring and stand across from Steven and Arson. Steven and Arson look confused as Steven yells out that it was them. Laila makes her way into the ring and looks both men up and down. The two step forward and go on the attack, but Arson nails the "Jawbreaker" on Steven, laying him out in the ring. The crowd boos violently as the Super Sexy Boogeyman Slayer is stomped, kicked, and punched by Arson, Creed, and Shaw. They lift him up and take turns throwing clotheslines, back elbows, and dropkicks. They then lift up Steven as Arson grabs his title and a mic.
Cory Arson:"Boo me all you want, but the fact is that I am the best in the World! I am the HWA World Champion and none of you can take that away from me! Steven, you thought you could just have a title match?! Well you were wrong! Tonight, I introduce you to the Empire! My force of dominance in this company! And with them by my side, this title will never leave my waist! BOW DOWN BITCH!"
Arson drops the mic and slams the HWA Championship into the head of Steven Osbourne. He falls hard as his head begins to drip blood again. Arson lifts up the HWA Championship as Laila places her hand on his side and Creed and Shaw stand by Arson. The Empire stand in the middle of the ring over Steven Osbourne, showing their dominance as the show logo appears and the screen fades to black.