Opening Segment
The HWA intro theme plays out before a huge array of fireworks consumes the stage. We then see the camera pan around the arena at the fans cheering for their favorite stars. We see the fans signs, some reading "Steven Osbourne for President", "Down with the Empire", and "Fear the Shadows!".
Suddenly, the feed cuts to a promo package for the night. it shows the many feuds going on in the HWA and how they got to "Connect the Cuts". We finally come to the main event where we see a video package for the Osbourne/Arson World title match. The feed cuts to the ring where we are scheduled for our opening contest. The ring and outside are pimped out in Easter decorations as we cut to Charles Madden for the introductions.
Suddenly, the feed cuts to a promo package for the night. it shows the many feuds going on in the HWA and how they got to "Connect the Cuts". We finally come to the main event where we see a video package for the Osbourne/Arson World title match. The feed cuts to the ring where we are scheduled for our opening contest. The ring and outside are pimped out in Easter decorations as we cut to Charles Madden for the introductions.
Easter Sunday Brawl for the HWA King of Hardcore Championship
Glam Man (c) vs. Scorpion with Dr. Crane
"Mr Cool" Charles Madden:"Your opening contest is scheduled for one fall and it is a Easter SUnday Brawl for the HWA King of Hardcore CHampionship!!! Introducing first....."
"Set Up" By Drowning Pool and after the intro the lights turn to dark red. Dr. Crane comes out from the back with Scorpion behind walking slowly. They walk down the ramp, ignoring the rest of the world.
"Mr. Cool" Charles Madden:"Hailing from Deathport, Pennsylvania, standing 6 foot 10 inches tall, weighing in at 320 pounds, accompanied to the ring by Dr. Crane, he is Punisher of Darkness, this is SCORRRRRRPPPPIIIOOOOONNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!"
Scorpion puts his hands on the top rope and pulls himself up on the ring apron. He steps over the top rope and gets into the ring. He walks to the middle of the ring and stands there for a moment before looking up slowly as fire explodes from the corners. He stares down the camera and waits for the match to begin as Dr. Crane walks over to the corner.
"Mr Cool" Charles Madden:"And his opponent......"
"Mr. Cool" Charles Madden:"Hailing from Deathport, Pennsylvania, standing 6 foot 10 inches tall, weighing in at 320 pounds, accompanied to the ring by Dr. Crane, he is Punisher of Darkness, this is SCORRRRRRPPPPIIIOOOOONNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!"
Scorpion puts his hands on the top rope and pulls himself up on the ring apron. He steps over the top rope and gets into the ring. He walks to the middle of the ring and stands there for a moment before looking up slowly as fire explodes from the corners. He stares down the camera and waits for the match to begin as Dr. Crane walks over to the corner.
"Mr Cool" Charles Madden:"And his opponent......"
The crowd falls silent as the lights dim out. After a few seconds the crowd become restless until the start of "Fractured" by Taproot cracks through the speakers at a high volume. The Glam Mans entrance video plays on the TitanTron as he slowly struts out with his arms spread out either side of him holding a beer in each hand. The crowd reacts loudly with a mixture of boos and cheers as Glammy continues on his path towards the ring, chugging away at both his beers. As he gets closer to the ring, Glammy starts to get slightly distracted by women at ringside, teasing himself towards them.
After finishing both beers simultaneously, Glammy throws both beer bottles into the crowd as he steps into the ring. Once inside, Glammy stands in the middle of the ring with a grin on his face looking towards the ramp, eagerly awaiting his next victim.
The Bell rings to start this match!!
DING DING DING!!!!!!!!!
Match Summery: Before the match began Glam Man carried out several large Easter baskets filled with weapons. Not to be outdone Scorpion came through the crowd carrying a live bunny in each hand. He entered the ring and immediately attacked the shocked hardcore champion with the rabbits quickly filling the ring with a mixture of human and rabbit blood, where one ended and the next began was unclear. Scorpion continued to go on the offensive dominating the early action. Glam Man tried to fight back connecting with a cactus clothesline that send both men to the floor but Scorpion wouldn't be denied ripping an easter bonnet off a fan at ringside and using it to choke down Glam Man before upon instruction from Doctor Crane he turned his attention to the easter baskets filled with weapons pulling out a large trash can filled with chocolate eggs. He blasted Glam with it before powerbombing him on top of the trash can scoring a three count. At least he thought so. The referee said Glam Man got his shoulder just up. Scorpion would grab what appeared to be a massive beachball sized Easter egg, only to have Glam Man dropkick it into his face revealing not a hollow center but one appeared filled with acid. The monster roared as Glam Man grabbed a second egg and drop toe dropped the monster onto it causing his face paint to start to melt away. Taking advantage Glam Man re entered the ring and climbed to the top rope diving to the floor with his Alcohol Anonymous swanton bomb onto the monster! He made the cover and the three count was obvious. Except that the monster was barely able to kick out. Glam Man would grab himself a kendo stick wrapped with barbed wire cleverly decorated to look like Easter Lilies and go to work on the large man beating him senselessly. He continued the onslaught and was unable to put away the big man.
Finally Glam Man picked himself up a steel chair painted like an easter egg and took a swing at the challenger who ducked then hot shotted him off of the ring railing. He then picked up the dicarded and already damaged kendo stick and executed a russian leg sweep into the ring railing with it breaking the stick and Glam Man wide open. He tossed Glam back into the ring then chokeslammed him before making the pin. But Glam was able to drape his foot across the ropes breaking the count at two. Doctor Crane entered the ring grabbing the official protesting that that should have counted in a no disqualification match. Scorpion seemed set to adminster his own justice grabbing the ref by the throat. However Glam Man had one more trick, executing the comatose using a bottle of red wine instead his usual beer then big booting Scorpion knocking him into the ropes tying him in between the top and middle ropes. With the monster trapped Glam Man used the broken glass bottle stabbing Scorpion again and again in the face and throat. The referee asked if Scorpion had had enough. A normal man would have but the monster refused to surrender. Scorpion was finally freed from the ropes with a massive shot to the head with a headstone marked Jesus. Scorpion like a movie monster slowly tried to drag his broken body back to his feet as Glam Man measured him, looking for his shout at the Devil spear. At the last second however Scorpion dropped back down to the canvas just before impact causing Glam Man to hit the ring post head first. As if his head was injuried enough Scorpion would pick him up and deliver a hellacious tombstone piledriver onto the tombstone breaking it. Glam Man wasn't moving. It looked like the match was over and a new champion was about to be crowned. But Dr. Crane had one final surprise. He motioned for his monster to go under the ring where he pulled out a massive wooden cross which he propped up on the ring apron and the ring railing. The good doctor then doused it with lighter fluid and set it ablaze. Scorpion then dragged Glam Man to the floor by his hair positioning him right in front of the burning object going for the Death Sting. However Glam was able to flip out of the rock bottom and nail the Shout at the Devil spear driving Scorpion through the burning cross! The almost unconcious Glam Man was able to drape an arm across the prone form of Scorpion and score the three count barely surviving this brutal Easter brawl.
Winner: Glam Man via Pinfall
Match Highlights: N/A
After Match: Glam Man celebrated in the ring, putting rabbit ears on his head and celebrates his title win!
After finishing both beers simultaneously, Glammy throws both beer bottles into the crowd as he steps into the ring. Once inside, Glammy stands in the middle of the ring with a grin on his face looking towards the ramp, eagerly awaiting his next victim.
The Bell rings to start this match!!
DING DING DING!!!!!!!!!
Match Summery: Before the match began Glam Man carried out several large Easter baskets filled with weapons. Not to be outdone Scorpion came through the crowd carrying a live bunny in each hand. He entered the ring and immediately attacked the shocked hardcore champion with the rabbits quickly filling the ring with a mixture of human and rabbit blood, where one ended and the next began was unclear. Scorpion continued to go on the offensive dominating the early action. Glam Man tried to fight back connecting with a cactus clothesline that send both men to the floor but Scorpion wouldn't be denied ripping an easter bonnet off a fan at ringside and using it to choke down Glam Man before upon instruction from Doctor Crane he turned his attention to the easter baskets filled with weapons pulling out a large trash can filled with chocolate eggs. He blasted Glam with it before powerbombing him on top of the trash can scoring a three count. At least he thought so. The referee said Glam Man got his shoulder just up. Scorpion would grab what appeared to be a massive beachball sized Easter egg, only to have Glam Man dropkick it into his face revealing not a hollow center but one appeared filled with acid. The monster roared as Glam Man grabbed a second egg and drop toe dropped the monster onto it causing his face paint to start to melt away. Taking advantage Glam Man re entered the ring and climbed to the top rope diving to the floor with his Alcohol Anonymous swanton bomb onto the monster! He made the cover and the three count was obvious. Except that the monster was barely able to kick out. Glam Man would grab himself a kendo stick wrapped with barbed wire cleverly decorated to look like Easter Lilies and go to work on the large man beating him senselessly. He continued the onslaught and was unable to put away the big man.
Finally Glam Man picked himself up a steel chair painted like an easter egg and took a swing at the challenger who ducked then hot shotted him off of the ring railing. He then picked up the dicarded and already damaged kendo stick and executed a russian leg sweep into the ring railing with it breaking the stick and Glam Man wide open. He tossed Glam back into the ring then chokeslammed him before making the pin. But Glam was able to drape his foot across the ropes breaking the count at two. Doctor Crane entered the ring grabbing the official protesting that that should have counted in a no disqualification match. Scorpion seemed set to adminster his own justice grabbing the ref by the throat. However Glam Man had one more trick, executing the comatose using a bottle of red wine instead his usual beer then big booting Scorpion knocking him into the ropes tying him in between the top and middle ropes. With the monster trapped Glam Man used the broken glass bottle stabbing Scorpion again and again in the face and throat. The referee asked if Scorpion had had enough. A normal man would have but the monster refused to surrender. Scorpion was finally freed from the ropes with a massive shot to the head with a headstone marked Jesus. Scorpion like a movie monster slowly tried to drag his broken body back to his feet as Glam Man measured him, looking for his shout at the Devil spear. At the last second however Scorpion dropped back down to the canvas just before impact causing Glam Man to hit the ring post head first. As if his head was injuried enough Scorpion would pick him up and deliver a hellacious tombstone piledriver onto the tombstone breaking it. Glam Man wasn't moving. It looked like the match was over and a new champion was about to be crowned. But Dr. Crane had one final surprise. He motioned for his monster to go under the ring where he pulled out a massive wooden cross which he propped up on the ring apron and the ring railing. The good doctor then doused it with lighter fluid and set it ablaze. Scorpion then dragged Glam Man to the floor by his hair positioning him right in front of the burning object going for the Death Sting. However Glam was able to flip out of the rock bottom and nail the Shout at the Devil spear driving Scorpion through the burning cross! The almost unconcious Glam Man was able to drape an arm across the prone form of Scorpion and score the three count barely surviving this brutal Easter brawl.
Winner: Glam Man via Pinfall
Match Highlights: N/A
After Match: Glam Man celebrated in the ring, putting rabbit ears on his head and celebrates his title win!
Segment
OPEN
Tag Team Match
The Adicts vs. The Cosmic Carnival vs. The Empire
"Mr. Cool" Charles Madden:"The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first....."
"Bow Down" by Westside Connection hits and the intro is plays out then the beat drops out comes Shaw a mountain of muscle with creed on his back. then creed hops down and jumps around yelling. They both pose on the ramp before continuing down to the ring, yelling at fans the whole time.
they get to the ring as Shaw walks up the steps and creed hops on the apron and climbs the turnbuckle. They both walk tot he middle of the ring and stand shoulder to shoulder before throwing up an "E". They stand in the corner, eagerly awaiting destruction.
"Mr. Cool" Charles Madden:"And their opponents....."
they get to the ring as Shaw walks up the steps and creed hops on the apron and climbs the turnbuckle. They both walk tot he middle of the ring and stand shoulder to shoulder before throwing up an "E". They stand in the corner, eagerly awaiting destruction.
"Mr. Cool" Charles Madden:"And their opponents....."
"I Wanna Destroy You" by Circle Jerks hits and the intro plays out. After it ends Kurt Ryan and Missy Paige run out from the back to the cheers of the crowd. They go to both sides of the ramp before coming to the middle together. Missy leans on one leg and throws up the metal horns as Kurt stands behind her throwing up the metal horns as well. They both begin down the ramp quickly, slapping fans hands.
The come to the ring and both slide in before climbing opposite turnbuckles. They throw up metal horns again before pumping their fists to the music. They then hop down and meet in the corner, preparing for their match-up.
The come to the ring and both slide in before climbing opposite turnbuckles. They throw up metal horns again before pumping their fists to the music. They then hop down and meet in the corner, preparing for their match-up.
The titantron shows a UFO speeding towards the Earth. It hits ground at a Carnival before the smoke clears and we come to the arena where a glow comes from the backstage area. We see a ramp extend from the backstage area before "NSP Theme Song" By NSP hits and the Cosmic Carnival come out on the UFO ramp. Sid and Zany look around the arena as the fans cheer massively for the unique duo! Zany does a cartwheel before sliding through the legs of Sid and looking around on all fours as Sid throws a fist in the air and yells. The duo begin down the ramp, Sid slapping eager hands and Zany handing out balloons!
They come to the ring as Sid begins asking for a pair of panties from a female fan. Zany looks around before taking notice and grabbing Sid by the neck and whipping him into the ring. Sid pops to his feet and climbs the turnbuckle as Zany slides in and chases the referee around before hoping on the turnbuckle himself and waving tot he crowd. He takes off his jacket as Sid hops down and stands in front on Zany who bounces up and down on the top turnbuckle, laughing.
The Bell rings to start this match!!
DING DING DING!!!!!!!!!
Match Summary: As a result of last week's match there was some bad blood between the Cosmic Carnival and The Empire. Tyson Shaw and Xaiver Creed raised their arms taunting their rivals about their victory last weeek. The two teams continued to jaw and shove each other until The Adicts, apparently offended by being forgotten dropkicked the Carnival from behind into the Empire before double clotheslining the clowns from the ring!Missy would then roll up Tyson for the 1...2... big kick out by the big man who looked furious quickly body slamming both Adicts and going for a big splash until he was tripped up from the outside by Sid who pulled him to the floor and started a brawl between the two veteran teams. Neither was able to get the advantage until once more a double plancha by Kurt Ryan and Missy Paige took out all four opponents! Kurt would toss Zany back in and blast him with a brainbuster followed up with a moonsault for a near fall! The Adicts would press their advantage eventually hitting a tandem turn the paige with an assist from a Ryan springboard dropkick which would have resulted in the pin had not Sid broke up the pin, resulting in The Empire attacking Sid, and Kurt and Missy going after the Empire leading to a big brawl. With all six people battling in the ring the referee had difficulties getting things under control.
Finally he was able to get Sid, Tyson, Xaxier, and Kurt out the ring but when Missy set up Zany for a neckbreaker this lead to a double superkick from the Empire on both opponents behind the official's back. They dragged Zany to the corner and tagged themselves in seemingly ready to polish off Paige. Xavier applied his camel clutch and while locked in the hold Tyson damn near took Missy's head off with a big boot.. then did it again. The punk rocker looked out as the referee checked her arm. It fell once.. it fell twice. Zany leapt off the top rope connecting with the super thumb to the bum which merely served to enrage Creed who thesz pressed then pounded away on Zany! Sid would enter the ring and pele kick Xavier which lead to Tyson Shaw entering the ring and going for the big boot on Sid which was ducked and then the two went back and forth hammering each other on the ropes. Meanwhile Missy and Kurt hit a double flap jack on Creed before Paige rolled him up seemingly for the pin but the referee was distracted getting Ryan out of the ring. This allowed Tyson Shaw to re enter the ring and drill Missy with the sky high. Xaiver and Tyson high fived then Xavier nailed the Go To Sleep. Before Zany hopped up onto the ring apron his ever present balloon in hand. Xaiver shook his head as Zany swung the balloon towards him, the ballon popping with an explosion of powder into Creed's eyes! Zany would push Creed from the ring and engage Tyson in combat on the floor as Sid slipped into the ring, hooked the leg of Missy Paige and got the three count.
Winner: The Cosmic Carnival via pinfall
Match Highlights: N/A
After the Match: Tyson Shaw and Zany would exchange blows back and forth on the floor until Xavier recovered drilling Zany with the ring steps. Sid would exit the ring in an attempt to make the save but both members of the Empire would send him into the ring post before leaving shouting about their dominance.
They come to the ring as Sid begins asking for a pair of panties from a female fan. Zany looks around before taking notice and grabbing Sid by the neck and whipping him into the ring. Sid pops to his feet and climbs the turnbuckle as Zany slides in and chases the referee around before hoping on the turnbuckle himself and waving tot he crowd. He takes off his jacket as Sid hops down and stands in front on Zany who bounces up and down on the top turnbuckle, laughing.
The Bell rings to start this match!!
DING DING DING!!!!!!!!!
Match Summary: As a result of last week's match there was some bad blood between the Cosmic Carnival and The Empire. Tyson Shaw and Xaiver Creed raised their arms taunting their rivals about their victory last weeek. The two teams continued to jaw and shove each other until The Adicts, apparently offended by being forgotten dropkicked the Carnival from behind into the Empire before double clotheslining the clowns from the ring!Missy would then roll up Tyson for the 1...2... big kick out by the big man who looked furious quickly body slamming both Adicts and going for a big splash until he was tripped up from the outside by Sid who pulled him to the floor and started a brawl between the two veteran teams. Neither was able to get the advantage until once more a double plancha by Kurt Ryan and Missy Paige took out all four opponents! Kurt would toss Zany back in and blast him with a brainbuster followed up with a moonsault for a near fall! The Adicts would press their advantage eventually hitting a tandem turn the paige with an assist from a Ryan springboard dropkick which would have resulted in the pin had not Sid broke up the pin, resulting in The Empire attacking Sid, and Kurt and Missy going after the Empire leading to a big brawl. With all six people battling in the ring the referee had difficulties getting things under control.
Finally he was able to get Sid, Tyson, Xaxier, and Kurt out the ring but when Missy set up Zany for a neckbreaker this lead to a double superkick from the Empire on both opponents behind the official's back. They dragged Zany to the corner and tagged themselves in seemingly ready to polish off Paige. Xavier applied his camel clutch and while locked in the hold Tyson damn near took Missy's head off with a big boot.. then did it again. The punk rocker looked out as the referee checked her arm. It fell once.. it fell twice. Zany leapt off the top rope connecting with the super thumb to the bum which merely served to enrage Creed who thesz pressed then pounded away on Zany! Sid would enter the ring and pele kick Xavier which lead to Tyson Shaw entering the ring and going for the big boot on Sid which was ducked and then the two went back and forth hammering each other on the ropes. Meanwhile Missy and Kurt hit a double flap jack on Creed before Paige rolled him up seemingly for the pin but the referee was distracted getting Ryan out of the ring. This allowed Tyson Shaw to re enter the ring and drill Missy with the sky high. Xaiver and Tyson high fived then Xavier nailed the Go To Sleep. Before Zany hopped up onto the ring apron his ever present balloon in hand. Xaiver shook his head as Zany swung the balloon towards him, the ballon popping with an explosion of powder into Creed's eyes! Zany would push Creed from the ring and engage Tyson in combat on the floor as Sid slipped into the ring, hooked the leg of Missy Paige and got the three count.
Winner: The Cosmic Carnival via pinfall
Match Highlights: N/A
After the Match: Tyson Shaw and Zany would exchange blows back and forth on the floor until Xavier recovered drilling Zany with the ring steps. Sid would exit the ring in an attempt to make the save but both members of the Empire would send him into the ring post before leaving shouting about their dominance.
Segment
Trash Can Episode 2
Crazy Motherfucker by Adam Bomb begins to play and the crowd loudly boos as Joey Trash stomps his way out from the back carrying an extra large garbage can with him which he swings wildly at fans who duck and dodge out of the way of the half hearted swings. Joey grabs the mic from ring announcer Charles Madden and enters the ring
Joey Trash: Now you stupid sons of bitches went and pissed off the Trash Man! I don't know what type of stupid idiots are in charge here but apparently it's Luke Knux. Well Luke you just made my shit list! Leaving me off the show! The bearded madman won't fucking stand for it! I don't fucking care if they don't give me a match I came to connect the dots anyways and invaded the ring! Maybe there isn't anyone in the back man enough to fight Joey Fucking Trash but I damn sure can hold the first pay per view edition of The Trash Can! The only question is.. who is enough of a dumb ass to be my guest!
And with that Loser by Beck cues up and the crowd looks confused at the unfirmilar music. Then out from the back steps “Jobbin” Jake Stevens. The Scranny non athletic looking man doesn't get much of a reaction at all from the fans. In spite of his best efforts to pump up the crowd and slap high fives with them. Very few fans are actually interested in doing this however. Jake finally enters the ring and immediately gets grabbed by the shirt by Joey Trash.
Joey Trash: Gimme your fucking lunch money!
In a squeeky voice Stevens replies.
Jake Stevens: I don't have any lunch money.
Joey Trash: You saw what happened the first time on the trash can, are you brave or just stupid?
Jake Stevens: Just doing my job.
Joey Trash: Is your job to get beaten down and jammed inside of this trash can?
Jake Stevens: Yeah pretty much.
Joey Trash: What kind of a loser are you?
Jake Stevens: A pretty big loser.
Joey Trash: You're fucking pathetic!
Jake Stevens: You're a loser too. I mean, I don't have a match tonight. But neither do you.
Joey lets out a roar and levels Jake with a vicious clothesline! Jake staggers up in a daze only to eat a elbow to the spine then a second to the knee before being levelled from behind by a big boot to the back of the head. Joey drags Stevens back to his feet but he collapes out already.
Joey Trash: You see this pile of trash? I'm Joey Trash! I'm not like this loser! I belong on pay per view and I'm gonna fucking prove it!
Joey hangs the young jobber upside down in the tree of ghetto hitting a running knee to the face then a running chop to the throat before dragging his victim back up and shooting him off of the ropes drilling him with the sidewalk slam into a backbreaker also known as the fucker fucker! Joey then lifts up his helpless foe and jams him into the trash can pounding him on the top of the head until he is completely in the trash can!
Joey Trash: This is more like it! This is how Joey Trash entertains himself! You idiot fans probably play X Box or PlayStation. Joey Trash... he plays... kick the can!
Joey proceeds to boot the can over then kick it around the ring to massive booing. The fans don't actually care for Jobbin Jake but they do feel sorry for him. At least until Fever For the Flava by Hot Action Cop begins to play and Steven Osbourne walks out basking in the glow of a deafening cheer. He struts towards the ring and vaults over the top rope.
Steven Osbourne: Dude! Would you stop that? I mean people are gonna start thinking you're a bully.
Joey Trash: Are you fucking stupid? Of course I'm a bully!
Steven Osbourne: Sweet! Chicks dig sensitive guys so stopping you from bullying someone is gonna score me major brownie points!
Joey Trash: Fuck off and die!
Steven Osbourne: Dude, is that anyway to treat the future world champion? I came out here out of the goodness of my heart to make that special pay per view only edition of Trashy Blondes you were talking about the best ever!
Joey Trash: It's the fucking Trash Can!
Steven Osbourne: No Trashy blondes? Well that's dissappointing. Are you sure? That's alright. There will be plenty of trashy blondes at my victory party. I'm out here to give you the chance to get the last word with the next HWA world heavyweight champion.. and of course always reigning sexiest man in the world. Want to touch my cock?
Joey Trash: What the fuck! You sick fucking freak! You want me to..
Steven gestures towards the world's sexiest man championship belt, with of course the giant member on it.
Steven Osbourne: I was talking about the belt man. What's wrong with you?
Joey Trash: You can jam that up your..
Steven Osbourne: Woah.. woah woah.. exit only dude. So don't you want to ask me what I'm going to do when I win the title. I mean, what brand of champaine did I decide on? How large of a firework display is there going to be. Will I lead the crowd in a chant of Hit the Road Jack and don't you come back no more no more as Arson exits the ring. Is Ron Jeremy in the house? Is it gay if we tag team some supermodels during the victory party. Or triple team them. Can't leave my man Sleaze out of it.
Joey Trash: Who cares! Cory Arson is gonna kick your ass! If I don't do it first! You're a small man.. you think I can fit two of you in that trash can?
Steven Osbourne: You have a better chance of hooking up with Vin Diesel then any of those things happening.
Joey Trash: Fuck Vin Diesel! And fuck you!
Steven Osbourne: I'm starting to feel uncomfortable. I mean I came out here in order to celebrate but instead you apparently want to have sex with me?
Joey Trash: No! I want to trash you so badly you can't compete tonight! Then the Trash Man is gonna be the world champion!
Steven Osbourne: You're just like Cory Arson.. taking me lightly. Well I took down Cory a notch two weeks in a row. I'll let you off with a warning. I'm telling you if you mess with me, there's going to be a Devil's Dick in your future.
Joey Trash: What the fuck is a devil's dick.
Steven Osbourne: It's when you... wait.. I can't say that on pay per view either. Google it.
Joey Trash: I don't have google!
Joey charges in with a big boot but Steven ducks. Joey throws a clothesline which Steven also ducks but he finally connects with a forearm. Only to have Sleaze enter through the crowd sneak up on Joey Trash and pants him! The Trash Man looks embarassed as the crowd laughs at his barbed wire decorated boxers. This allows Steven to eliminate the competition on Joey with his patented crotch kick, followed up by some double sweet shin music by Osbourne and Sleaze. Sleaze then lifts up Flash for the Sex Swing, swinging him around and around and around until he hits the mat hard courtesy a moonsault legdrop from Steven Osbourne. Sleaze and Osbourne high five to a great reaction from the fans.
Steven Osbourne: I told you if you messed with me the Devil's Dick was in your future. You really are just like Cory Arson you know that. I tell you what's going to happen but you just don't listen. Then I go ahead and do it.. with a little help from my friends of course. Speaking of which, Sleaze, how's it going to feel when you single handedly eliminate Static Pro Wrestling tonight?
Sleaze: Easier then being sleazy... or hooking up with Static's old lady.
Steven Osbourne: I think some congratulations are in order.
Sleaze: Congratulations on your world title win.
Steven Osbourne: Nah man, everyone knows that's going to happen. I meant congratulate me on yet another month with no unwanted children!
Sleaze: That's sleazy enough to make me proud.
Steven Osbourne: Joey Flash got in our way.. we came, we saw, we conquered. SPW got in your way.
Sleaze: I'm going to literally cum and conquer their dreams.
Steven Osbourne: Good call, good call. And as for Cory Arson.. All month he's been running scared from the super sexy boogeyman slayer.. tonight I show him why he shouldn't have stopped running. Cause everything is coming up Osbourne!
Joey Trash: Now you stupid sons of bitches went and pissed off the Trash Man! I don't know what type of stupid idiots are in charge here but apparently it's Luke Knux. Well Luke you just made my shit list! Leaving me off the show! The bearded madman won't fucking stand for it! I don't fucking care if they don't give me a match I came to connect the dots anyways and invaded the ring! Maybe there isn't anyone in the back man enough to fight Joey Fucking Trash but I damn sure can hold the first pay per view edition of The Trash Can! The only question is.. who is enough of a dumb ass to be my guest!
And with that Loser by Beck cues up and the crowd looks confused at the unfirmilar music. Then out from the back steps “Jobbin” Jake Stevens. The Scranny non athletic looking man doesn't get much of a reaction at all from the fans. In spite of his best efforts to pump up the crowd and slap high fives with them. Very few fans are actually interested in doing this however. Jake finally enters the ring and immediately gets grabbed by the shirt by Joey Trash.
Joey Trash: Gimme your fucking lunch money!
In a squeeky voice Stevens replies.
Jake Stevens: I don't have any lunch money.
Joey Trash: You saw what happened the first time on the trash can, are you brave or just stupid?
Jake Stevens: Just doing my job.
Joey Trash: Is your job to get beaten down and jammed inside of this trash can?
Jake Stevens: Yeah pretty much.
Joey Trash: What kind of a loser are you?
Jake Stevens: A pretty big loser.
Joey Trash: You're fucking pathetic!
Jake Stevens: You're a loser too. I mean, I don't have a match tonight. But neither do you.
Joey lets out a roar and levels Jake with a vicious clothesline! Jake staggers up in a daze only to eat a elbow to the spine then a second to the knee before being levelled from behind by a big boot to the back of the head. Joey drags Stevens back to his feet but he collapes out already.
Joey Trash: You see this pile of trash? I'm Joey Trash! I'm not like this loser! I belong on pay per view and I'm gonna fucking prove it!
Joey hangs the young jobber upside down in the tree of ghetto hitting a running knee to the face then a running chop to the throat before dragging his victim back up and shooting him off of the ropes drilling him with the sidewalk slam into a backbreaker also known as the fucker fucker! Joey then lifts up his helpless foe and jams him into the trash can pounding him on the top of the head until he is completely in the trash can!
Joey Trash: This is more like it! This is how Joey Trash entertains himself! You idiot fans probably play X Box or PlayStation. Joey Trash... he plays... kick the can!
Joey proceeds to boot the can over then kick it around the ring to massive booing. The fans don't actually care for Jobbin Jake but they do feel sorry for him. At least until Fever For the Flava by Hot Action Cop begins to play and Steven Osbourne walks out basking in the glow of a deafening cheer. He struts towards the ring and vaults over the top rope.
Steven Osbourne: Dude! Would you stop that? I mean people are gonna start thinking you're a bully.
Joey Trash: Are you fucking stupid? Of course I'm a bully!
Steven Osbourne: Sweet! Chicks dig sensitive guys so stopping you from bullying someone is gonna score me major brownie points!
Joey Trash: Fuck off and die!
Steven Osbourne: Dude, is that anyway to treat the future world champion? I came out here out of the goodness of my heart to make that special pay per view only edition of Trashy Blondes you were talking about the best ever!
Joey Trash: It's the fucking Trash Can!
Steven Osbourne: No Trashy blondes? Well that's dissappointing. Are you sure? That's alright. There will be plenty of trashy blondes at my victory party. I'm out here to give you the chance to get the last word with the next HWA world heavyweight champion.. and of course always reigning sexiest man in the world. Want to touch my cock?
Joey Trash: What the fuck! You sick fucking freak! You want me to..
Steven gestures towards the world's sexiest man championship belt, with of course the giant member on it.
Steven Osbourne: I was talking about the belt man. What's wrong with you?
Joey Trash: You can jam that up your..
Steven Osbourne: Woah.. woah woah.. exit only dude. So don't you want to ask me what I'm going to do when I win the title. I mean, what brand of champaine did I decide on? How large of a firework display is there going to be. Will I lead the crowd in a chant of Hit the Road Jack and don't you come back no more no more as Arson exits the ring. Is Ron Jeremy in the house? Is it gay if we tag team some supermodels during the victory party. Or triple team them. Can't leave my man Sleaze out of it.
Joey Trash: Who cares! Cory Arson is gonna kick your ass! If I don't do it first! You're a small man.. you think I can fit two of you in that trash can?
Steven Osbourne: You have a better chance of hooking up with Vin Diesel then any of those things happening.
Joey Trash: Fuck Vin Diesel! And fuck you!
Steven Osbourne: I'm starting to feel uncomfortable. I mean I came out here in order to celebrate but instead you apparently want to have sex with me?
Joey Trash: No! I want to trash you so badly you can't compete tonight! Then the Trash Man is gonna be the world champion!
Steven Osbourne: You're just like Cory Arson.. taking me lightly. Well I took down Cory a notch two weeks in a row. I'll let you off with a warning. I'm telling you if you mess with me, there's going to be a Devil's Dick in your future.
Joey Trash: What the fuck is a devil's dick.
Steven Osbourne: It's when you... wait.. I can't say that on pay per view either. Google it.
Joey Trash: I don't have google!
Joey charges in with a big boot but Steven ducks. Joey throws a clothesline which Steven also ducks but he finally connects with a forearm. Only to have Sleaze enter through the crowd sneak up on Joey Trash and pants him! The Trash Man looks embarassed as the crowd laughs at his barbed wire decorated boxers. This allows Steven to eliminate the competition on Joey with his patented crotch kick, followed up by some double sweet shin music by Osbourne and Sleaze. Sleaze then lifts up Flash for the Sex Swing, swinging him around and around and around until he hits the mat hard courtesy a moonsault legdrop from Steven Osbourne. Sleaze and Osbourne high five to a great reaction from the fans.
Steven Osbourne: I told you if you messed with me the Devil's Dick was in your future. You really are just like Cory Arson you know that. I tell you what's going to happen but you just don't listen. Then I go ahead and do it.. with a little help from my friends of course. Speaking of which, Sleaze, how's it going to feel when you single handedly eliminate Static Pro Wrestling tonight?
Sleaze: Easier then being sleazy... or hooking up with Static's old lady.
Steven Osbourne: I think some congratulations are in order.
Sleaze: Congratulations on your world title win.
Steven Osbourne: Nah man, everyone knows that's going to happen. I meant congratulate me on yet another month with no unwanted children!
Sleaze: That's sleazy enough to make me proud.
Steven Osbourne: Joey Flash got in our way.. we came, we saw, we conquered. SPW got in your way.
Sleaze: I'm going to literally cum and conquer their dreams.
Steven Osbourne: Good call, good call. And as for Cory Arson.. All month he's been running scared from the super sexy boogeyman slayer.. tonight I show him why he shouldn't have stopped running. Cause everything is coming up Osbourne!
House in Hell Match
Aurora with Yakima Yoshikawa vs. The Leviathan
"Mr. Cool" Charles Madden:"The following contest is the first ever House in Hell match! Introducing first....."
“Mr Cool” Charles Madden: “And his opponent…”
“Gorgeous Nightmare” by Escape the Fate blasts through the speakers as a series of blue and purple pyros go off along the ramp, the words begin to play as Aurora walks from backstage accompanied by Yakima as she stands on the stage, hand on her hip as she stares at the ring with a smirk on her lips. She begins to walk down the ramp before stopping half way as purple sparks erupt from the titantron shooting towards the stage as the music suddenly stops. The crowd looks around confused by what’s going on as Aurora grabs a microphone from Yakima, her eyes never leaving the Leviathan’s as it’s clear he’s already getting irritated about having to wait.
Aurora: Now I know you said Yakima couldn’t help me in this match, but did you really think I’d come into this unprepared? I told you all months ago that you didn’t know anything about me, yet no one took it upon themselves to look into my past. Well that fault is yours, don’t worry it’s been worth the wait.
Dropping the microphone she laughs methodically as she glances up the ramp. Fog has filled the stage as “Resurrected” by Peroxwhy?gen begins to play out, as the words hit a faint blue smoke replaces the fog as a figure walks out onto the ramp, hiding their face by a deep green clock hanging over their shoulders. Suddenly you can hear the realization happening around the arena as cheer’s begin to erupt, with perfect timing the hood falls back as “The First Lady of Extreme” Chelsea Armstrong stands looking out to the crowd, her signature smirk covering her blood red lips as she walks down the ramp greeting Aurora before they both head towards the cage. She seems to be whispering to Aurora before she can be see faintly putting something into her hand before she places a kiss on her lips. Aurora walks into the cage watching it being locked behind her as she keeps her eyes focused on Chelsea, a nod is all she needs as her attention turns instantly to the monster waiting just behind her.
"Mr. Cool" Charles Madden:"And her opponent........"
“Gorgeous Nightmare” by Escape the Fate blasts through the speakers as a series of blue and purple pyros go off along the ramp, the words begin to play as Aurora walks from backstage accompanied by Yakima as she stands on the stage, hand on her hip as she stares at the ring with a smirk on her lips. She begins to walk down the ramp before stopping half way as purple sparks erupt from the titantron shooting towards the stage as the music suddenly stops. The crowd looks around confused by what’s going on as Aurora grabs a microphone from Yakima, her eyes never leaving the Leviathan’s as it’s clear he’s already getting irritated about having to wait.
Aurora: Now I know you said Yakima couldn’t help me in this match, but did you really think I’d come into this unprepared? I told you all months ago that you didn’t know anything about me, yet no one took it upon themselves to look into my past. Well that fault is yours, don’t worry it’s been worth the wait.
Dropping the microphone she laughs methodically as she glances up the ramp. Fog has filled the stage as “Resurrected” by Peroxwhy?gen begins to play out, as the words hit a faint blue smoke replaces the fog as a figure walks out onto the ramp, hiding their face by a deep green clock hanging over their shoulders. Suddenly you can hear the realization happening around the arena as cheer’s begin to erupt, with perfect timing the hood falls back as “The First Lady of Extreme” Chelsea Armstrong stands looking out to the crowd, her signature smirk covering her blood red lips as she walks down the ramp greeting Aurora before they both head towards the cage. She seems to be whispering to Aurora before she can be see faintly putting something into her hand before she places a kiss on her lips. Aurora walks into the cage watching it being locked behind her as she keeps her eyes focused on Chelsea, a nod is all she needs as her attention turns instantly to the monster waiting just behind her.
"Mr. Cool" Charles Madden:"And her opponent........"
Kellin Savage appears on stage holding a cup of what seems to be blood. She walks down the ramp slowly and climbs inside. She pours the blood in a circle on the ring mat and backs away, laughing menacingly.
Suddenly, lightning hits the center of the circle and the lights go off. "Refined in the Fire" By Winds of Plague hits and the circle catches on fire for a second. It burns bright as the Leviathan rises from the circle in chains. The fire burns out and Kellin laughs as we see the Leviathan struggle to break free. Kellin unlocks the chains and the Leviathan stares down his opponent, waiting for the bell to destroy his enemy.
The Bell rings to start this match!!
DING DING DING!!!!!!!!!
Match Summary: The two opponents stand in the ring, the Leviathan’s eyes never leave Aurora who takes her first glances around the chamber, the fire starts quickly surrounding the ring as the flames reflect in her eyes. Various weapons are swinging silently from the top as she glances at the door which is locked tight, the first signs of nervousness can be seen clearly on her face as even the bell ringing brings a jump from her. Immediately Chelsea yells at her from outside of the cage, talking her through as she begins to circle the ring with the monster. Aurora brushes her hand over the pocket on her shorts where she has stashed, for now, the weapon Chelsea slipped her before she entered the cage. The Leviathan is tired of this as he charges Aurora, she tries to sidestep him but he counters her move catching her with a clothesline causing her to begin coughing as the air was rushed from her lungs. He shows no signs of waiting as he picks her up by her hair before literally throwing her out of the ring, her head hits hard on the ground as he makes his way from the ring. Placing a blanket along one side of the ring to extinguish the flames he sets his eyes on the weapons above. Beginning to climb the cage he ignores Chelsea and Yakima who are now on the other side of the cage from Aurora yelling at her frantically to get up, knowing that once he gets a weapon it’s going to be near impossible for her to stop him. Aurora managed to slowly make it to her feet, shaking her head from the impact as the Leviathan is already reaching for his first weapon of choice. She makes no move towards him but instead begins to climb the cage on her own going for the closest weapon that might offer some protection. The Leviathan is first to hit the ground as he brings with him crowbar, Chelsea yells warnings to Aurora who is now frantically getting ahold of her first weapon as she moves her foot just before the crowbar attacks the metal cage causing her to drop hold of the steel chair she had just managed to grab. She looks down as fear begins to sit in as she notices her opponent just inches from being able to grab her. Knowing what she has to do she climbs higher, fingertips just grazing a barbed wire bat as she feels a strong hand wrap around her ankle. Right after the intense pain sets in as the crowbar connects to the back of her leg causing her to lose her grip, yet again another weapon falls to the ground but this time she follows it. The Leviathan catches her just before she hits the floor as a cruel laugh leaves his mouth showing he’s here to do nothing more than torture Aurora. He tosses her into the ring, throwing weapons in after her as she lays in the middle of the ring grabbing at her leg.
Chelsea and Yakima continue to yell in cheers of support and advice but are silenced momentarily as The Leviathan slams the steel chair against the cage right near Chelsea’s head before laughing and throwing that too into the ring, narrowly missing Aurora. Climbing into the ring Aurora looks ready to give already before her eyes lock onto Adrian who is being kept ringside, just out of reach. Something seems to click in her as she pulls herself to the ropes, bringing herself to her feet as she babies her left leg. The Leviathan stands across from her, a smirk on his lips as he knows this is almost too easy, in fact too easy that he picks up the barbed wire bat she was going for and throws it across the room having it fall by her feet. He stares at her, almost as if daring her to pick it up as he begins to cross the ring crowbar now back in hand. Leaning down she picks up the bat, wielding it in her hands as she forces herself to swallow the tears trying to show from the pain she’s feeling as she meets his stride. In an instant the Leviathan has crossed the ring as he swings the crowbar wildly nearly connecting with her head as she ducks just in time before swinging the bat and catching the monster in the side. He reels back slightly, blood showing from the hit as a smile forms on Aurora’s face, mirrored on Chelsea and Yakima’s as they all have the same thought…the monster can bleed just the same.
As the match has continued Aurora is now lying on the fire free side of the ring nearly screaming for help as various burn marks line her torso and legs showing the signs of an attempted match win by the Leviathan. He seems to be savoring the pain she’s feeling as he walks over, grabbing the ankle on her left leg and pulling her to the center of the ring. Holding a kendo stick between his fingers he twirls it, almost mockingly before swinging it with suck rage that it begins to crack as it lands across her stomach bringing a cry from her lips. Chelsea has stayed outside the cage, talking to Aurora, trying to help her deal with the pain as Yakima has turns his back not being able to see her like this. Another strike is all it takes for the stick to break apart as Aurora rolls out of the ring, attempting to find an escape. The monster stands in the ring, showing his own clear signs of a beating as he too has burn marks along his body. He seems able to deal with the pain better than his opponent though as she’s struggling to pull herself to her knees. Rolling out of the ring The Leviathan goes to grab Aurora only to be hit in the gut by a stop sign which causes a streak of red to quickly form showing the effects of sharp metal. The blood only fuels him though as he once against grabs her by the hair before throwing her against the cage. She falls to the ground, not moving as the impact seems to have done a number on her. Once again it’s his time to use the fire as he picks her up planning to rolls her into the flames, rolling her into the ring the fire quickly grabs at her clothes bringing her out of her slumber as she moves to the middle of the ring and begins trying to put the flames out while digging in her pocket. Outside the ring The Leviathan yells in frustration as he rolls into the ring, his back to Aurora he starts to pull himself to his feet but Aurora has moved fast and jumps him from behind. Her arms lock around his neck, a shiny silver chain wrapping around his throat as she pulls it tightly while applying a sleeper lock. He claws at her arms trying with all his might to break the grip but she pulls with her might, tears streaming from her eyes from the pain as blood has begun to drip from the cuts the chain is causing in her insanely tight grip. He finally begins to waver, showing signs of the lack of oxygen. He falls to his knees as she keeps the grip, not letting up until he feels completely limp under her body. Her eyes scan the ring looking for her closest escape as she sets her gaze on the fire not more than a foot from the two of them, she keeps her hands locked tight on the chain though still not believing it’s safe to let go. Chelsea has moved around the cage, now looking directly as Aurora as she gives her a nod, telling her to let go. Aurora follows Chelsea’s words as she releases her grip allowing the bloody chain to fall to the ground along with The Leviathan, the crowd is on their feet in a frenzy as Aurora uses the rest of her strength to pull a leg of the monster into the fire, that’s all that’s needed for the fire to catch as it crawls up his body in a flash. The count begins as Aurora has fallen to her knees in the middle of the ring. 1…2…3…4…5…6…she begins shaking her head, her eyes going from Chelsea and Yakima, to Adrian, then back to the monster….7…8…9…10. The ref calls the match as Aurora can’t contain herself. Tears stream from her eyes as she collapses in the middle of the ring, her body exhausted.
Winner: Aurora
Match Highlights: N/A
After the Match: Medics rush the ring, extinguishing the fire before assessing both The Leviathan and Aurora, the monster still appears to be out as he’s placed on a stretcher and carried from the ring. Aurora refuses to leave the ring yet as she’s braced herself against the turnbuckle, she slides down after her knee gives but calls for a mic while the medic continues to assess the damage she’s sustained….
Suddenly, lightning hits the center of the circle and the lights go off. "Refined in the Fire" By Winds of Plague hits and the circle catches on fire for a second. It burns bright as the Leviathan rises from the circle in chains. The fire burns out and Kellin laughs as we see the Leviathan struggle to break free. Kellin unlocks the chains and the Leviathan stares down his opponent, waiting for the bell to destroy his enemy.
The Bell rings to start this match!!
DING DING DING!!!!!!!!!
Match Summary: The two opponents stand in the ring, the Leviathan’s eyes never leave Aurora who takes her first glances around the chamber, the fire starts quickly surrounding the ring as the flames reflect in her eyes. Various weapons are swinging silently from the top as she glances at the door which is locked tight, the first signs of nervousness can be seen clearly on her face as even the bell ringing brings a jump from her. Immediately Chelsea yells at her from outside of the cage, talking her through as she begins to circle the ring with the monster. Aurora brushes her hand over the pocket on her shorts where she has stashed, for now, the weapon Chelsea slipped her before she entered the cage. The Leviathan is tired of this as he charges Aurora, she tries to sidestep him but he counters her move catching her with a clothesline causing her to begin coughing as the air was rushed from her lungs. He shows no signs of waiting as he picks her up by her hair before literally throwing her out of the ring, her head hits hard on the ground as he makes his way from the ring. Placing a blanket along one side of the ring to extinguish the flames he sets his eyes on the weapons above. Beginning to climb the cage he ignores Chelsea and Yakima who are now on the other side of the cage from Aurora yelling at her frantically to get up, knowing that once he gets a weapon it’s going to be near impossible for her to stop him. Aurora managed to slowly make it to her feet, shaking her head from the impact as the Leviathan is already reaching for his first weapon of choice. She makes no move towards him but instead begins to climb the cage on her own going for the closest weapon that might offer some protection. The Leviathan is first to hit the ground as he brings with him crowbar, Chelsea yells warnings to Aurora who is now frantically getting ahold of her first weapon as she moves her foot just before the crowbar attacks the metal cage causing her to drop hold of the steel chair she had just managed to grab. She looks down as fear begins to sit in as she notices her opponent just inches from being able to grab her. Knowing what she has to do she climbs higher, fingertips just grazing a barbed wire bat as she feels a strong hand wrap around her ankle. Right after the intense pain sets in as the crowbar connects to the back of her leg causing her to lose her grip, yet again another weapon falls to the ground but this time she follows it. The Leviathan catches her just before she hits the floor as a cruel laugh leaves his mouth showing he’s here to do nothing more than torture Aurora. He tosses her into the ring, throwing weapons in after her as she lays in the middle of the ring grabbing at her leg.
Chelsea and Yakima continue to yell in cheers of support and advice but are silenced momentarily as The Leviathan slams the steel chair against the cage right near Chelsea’s head before laughing and throwing that too into the ring, narrowly missing Aurora. Climbing into the ring Aurora looks ready to give already before her eyes lock onto Adrian who is being kept ringside, just out of reach. Something seems to click in her as she pulls herself to the ropes, bringing herself to her feet as she babies her left leg. The Leviathan stands across from her, a smirk on his lips as he knows this is almost too easy, in fact too easy that he picks up the barbed wire bat she was going for and throws it across the room having it fall by her feet. He stares at her, almost as if daring her to pick it up as he begins to cross the ring crowbar now back in hand. Leaning down she picks up the bat, wielding it in her hands as she forces herself to swallow the tears trying to show from the pain she’s feeling as she meets his stride. In an instant the Leviathan has crossed the ring as he swings the crowbar wildly nearly connecting with her head as she ducks just in time before swinging the bat and catching the monster in the side. He reels back slightly, blood showing from the hit as a smile forms on Aurora’s face, mirrored on Chelsea and Yakima’s as they all have the same thought…the monster can bleed just the same.
As the match has continued Aurora is now lying on the fire free side of the ring nearly screaming for help as various burn marks line her torso and legs showing the signs of an attempted match win by the Leviathan. He seems to be savoring the pain she’s feeling as he walks over, grabbing the ankle on her left leg and pulling her to the center of the ring. Holding a kendo stick between his fingers he twirls it, almost mockingly before swinging it with suck rage that it begins to crack as it lands across her stomach bringing a cry from her lips. Chelsea has stayed outside the cage, talking to Aurora, trying to help her deal with the pain as Yakima has turns his back not being able to see her like this. Another strike is all it takes for the stick to break apart as Aurora rolls out of the ring, attempting to find an escape. The monster stands in the ring, showing his own clear signs of a beating as he too has burn marks along his body. He seems able to deal with the pain better than his opponent though as she’s struggling to pull herself to her knees. Rolling out of the ring The Leviathan goes to grab Aurora only to be hit in the gut by a stop sign which causes a streak of red to quickly form showing the effects of sharp metal. The blood only fuels him though as he once against grabs her by the hair before throwing her against the cage. She falls to the ground, not moving as the impact seems to have done a number on her. Once again it’s his time to use the fire as he picks her up planning to rolls her into the flames, rolling her into the ring the fire quickly grabs at her clothes bringing her out of her slumber as she moves to the middle of the ring and begins trying to put the flames out while digging in her pocket. Outside the ring The Leviathan yells in frustration as he rolls into the ring, his back to Aurora he starts to pull himself to his feet but Aurora has moved fast and jumps him from behind. Her arms lock around his neck, a shiny silver chain wrapping around his throat as she pulls it tightly while applying a sleeper lock. He claws at her arms trying with all his might to break the grip but she pulls with her might, tears streaming from her eyes from the pain as blood has begun to drip from the cuts the chain is causing in her insanely tight grip. He finally begins to waver, showing signs of the lack of oxygen. He falls to his knees as she keeps the grip, not letting up until he feels completely limp under her body. Her eyes scan the ring looking for her closest escape as she sets her gaze on the fire not more than a foot from the two of them, she keeps her hands locked tight on the chain though still not believing it’s safe to let go. Chelsea has moved around the cage, now looking directly as Aurora as she gives her a nod, telling her to let go. Aurora follows Chelsea’s words as she releases her grip allowing the bloody chain to fall to the ground along with The Leviathan, the crowd is on their feet in a frenzy as Aurora uses the rest of her strength to pull a leg of the monster into the fire, that’s all that’s needed for the fire to catch as it crawls up his body in a flash. The count begins as Aurora has fallen to her knees in the middle of the ring. 1…2…3…4…5…6…she begins shaking her head, her eyes going from Chelsea and Yakima, to Adrian, then back to the monster….7…8…9…10. The ref calls the match as Aurora can’t contain herself. Tears stream from her eyes as she collapses in the middle of the ring, her body exhausted.
Winner: Aurora
Match Highlights: N/A
After the Match: Medics rush the ring, extinguishing the fire before assessing both The Leviathan and Aurora, the monster still appears to be out as he’s placed on a stretcher and carried from the ring. Aurora refuses to leave the ring yet as she’s braced herself against the turnbuckle, she slides down after her knee gives but calls for a mic while the medic continues to assess the damage she’s sustained….
Segment
Revealing the Truth
The cage has lifted as all that’s left to be seen of the match that just took place are the various blood stains spaced throughout the mat and various burn spots. Aurora stays sitting in the corner as she looks to see Chelsea and Yakima helping Adrian as they all join her in the ring. She brings the mic to her lips while staying sitting down as a smile shows through her pained expression.
Aurora: We did it! After these long weeks I finally have Adrian back by my side.
Adrian, who shows the signs of being put through hell, is sitting on a steel chair in the middle of the ring. His emotions are playing through his face as it’s clear he’s having trouble grasping what just happened in the match. Aurora makes a slight motion to Chelsea who nods grabbing the mic from her as Aurora begins to draw her attention to the medic. He seems to be explaining what she needs to do but after a short conversation he appears to be waiting until after she’s done as he leaves the ring and walks up the ramp, Yakima follows him seemingly going to help as they both disappear backstage.
Chelsea: Yes, Aurora finally got Adrian back! After being put through hell she’s finally fallen out of the dark tunnel, but of course I’ve already heard many of you asking…why am I here, why am I helping her?
A loud roar of cheers and boos echoes around the room bringing a cool smirk to her lips as she nods her head once again showing she got the response she wanted.
Chelsea: First off, you see this didn’t just happen overnight and I was like “Oh this girl needs my help, I need to come back” no, I’ve known Aurora for quite a while now, long before she joined this company. This was one fact I was hoping a certain former opponent of mine would pick up a few weeks ago but sadly it wasn’t. See Aurora has went through a lot more than she’s showed you people, just last year you could have found her living on the streets, eating your scraps and taking abuse from men who saw her as vulnerable.
She’s stopped suddenly by Aurora who clears her throat, clearly wanting to skip this portion of Chelsea’s speech as she’s given a soft nod as she pulls herself to her feet and gently makes her way over to Adrian.
Chelsea: As you can see that time is one Aurora would rather forget, but it’s one that has haunted her to this day because certain people have choose to use her to their advantage. Now I know, how did this happen with me around? Well here’s the truth, when Aurora and I met she was already being held in this situation…a hostage situation if you will, and as much as I wanted I wasn’t able to take her away from it…but the times have changed…
Her attention turns towards Adrian who has just picked up on the speech Chelsea was making, his eyes have flashed back to a sense of fear before it disappears just as quick.
Chelsea: Adrian…it’s been established here that you aren’t Aurora’s “brother” she already cleared that rumor. But why don’t we talk here, forget all of them and look me in the eyes. How did it feel being chained up by those creeps, being tortured and being forced to beg for mercy? Did it bring memories back? Did it pain you, not because of the pain they were inflicting, but because you knew Aurora would find me? Because you knew she would tell me the truth of why you kept us apart, I was the one that saved her!
Stepping back Chelsea takes a deep breath trying to calm herself as Aurora steps in taking the microphone.
Aurora: It’s my turn to tell you the truth, all of you! No Adrian is not my brother, he’s not my trainer, or my mentor, or even my friend…Adrian…he’s the monster that haunts my nightmares. No I know, don’t believe me, I’ve been fighting for over a month to get him back, if he was that bad why did I do it? Why would I fight for someone who was trying to kill me by putting me into an industry I knew nothing about? But that’s simple…it’s because he owned me. He had taken me from the one person that had tried to help me…he’d taken me across the state, he tried to change how I was, he thought he was putting me in the last place I’d be found, all because he was trying to make money off of my pain. But it caught up to him…
Turning around she looks at Adrian who is now sitting stiff in the chair, he doesn’t seem scared though as a smirk is laid across his lips. He goes to stand only to be forced back into the chair by Chelsea as the forces causes a gasp of pain from his lips that changes the smirk to a grimace as he stares daggers toward Aurora. He then mouths “you’re nothing without me”, causing a red hot slap to catch him across the cheek as Aurora begins to break down forcing Chelsea to take the microphone back from her.
Chelsea: You see this is all very simple, Adrian is the true monster in this arena! This man…no…this child has been torturing my girlfriend for too long and I’m finally in a position to do something about it!
Adrian yelled something at Chelsea, along the lines of “What can you do to me?” only causing Chelsea to burst out a sinister laugh that even makes Aurora take a step back.
Chelsea: Oh what can I do? Adrian…this audience isn’t the only person who didn’t do their homework, you’re in my territory. Why don’t I give you a quick history lesson, two time hall of famer, numerous championship reigns and records, one of the most feared women in this industry and yet you ask me what I can do to you. Trust me, there’s so much I want to do, I want to torture you until I myself am blue in the face but how about we make this quick.
Aurora makes a quick movement throwing Chelsea the bloodied chain she allowed her to borrow for the match as Adrian goes to jump up only this time to be forced back down by Aurora. The guys in the back seem to have an idea of what’s coming as officials run to the ramp yelling at Chelsea to stop but she merely laughs before moving behind Adrian, in a swift movement she wraps the chain around his throat causing him to claw at her hands trying to regain his breath. She uses all her strength, not allowing her grip to be broken as the officials then rush the ring pulling at Chelsea as she finally lets go just in time for Adrian to fall to the mat unconscious. They begin screaming for medics as Chelsea willingly leaves the ring, joining Aurora who had already made her way up the ramp as they watch in delight as Adrian is being tended to. In a final moment the two share a kiss before raising the microphone one last time.
Aurora: Adrian...if you can hear me, I’m not your property anymore and tonight was me putting in my resignation. But thank you for introducing me to this world, I think I’m going to hang around a while longer.
Chelsea: And Adrian…this is my promise to you, if you even try to get close to Aurora again I will personally make sure the next place you’re lying is in the county morgue. Sweet dreams Adrian…or more up your ally, Sweet nightmares.
Dropping the mic they share one last look at the monster lying in the ring before Chelsea helps Aurora backstage.
Aurora: We did it! After these long weeks I finally have Adrian back by my side.
Adrian, who shows the signs of being put through hell, is sitting on a steel chair in the middle of the ring. His emotions are playing through his face as it’s clear he’s having trouble grasping what just happened in the match. Aurora makes a slight motion to Chelsea who nods grabbing the mic from her as Aurora begins to draw her attention to the medic. He seems to be explaining what she needs to do but after a short conversation he appears to be waiting until after she’s done as he leaves the ring and walks up the ramp, Yakima follows him seemingly going to help as they both disappear backstage.
Chelsea: Yes, Aurora finally got Adrian back! After being put through hell she’s finally fallen out of the dark tunnel, but of course I’ve already heard many of you asking…why am I here, why am I helping her?
A loud roar of cheers and boos echoes around the room bringing a cool smirk to her lips as she nods her head once again showing she got the response she wanted.
Chelsea: First off, you see this didn’t just happen overnight and I was like “Oh this girl needs my help, I need to come back” no, I’ve known Aurora for quite a while now, long before she joined this company. This was one fact I was hoping a certain former opponent of mine would pick up a few weeks ago but sadly it wasn’t. See Aurora has went through a lot more than she’s showed you people, just last year you could have found her living on the streets, eating your scraps and taking abuse from men who saw her as vulnerable.
She’s stopped suddenly by Aurora who clears her throat, clearly wanting to skip this portion of Chelsea’s speech as she’s given a soft nod as she pulls herself to her feet and gently makes her way over to Adrian.
Chelsea: As you can see that time is one Aurora would rather forget, but it’s one that has haunted her to this day because certain people have choose to use her to their advantage. Now I know, how did this happen with me around? Well here’s the truth, when Aurora and I met she was already being held in this situation…a hostage situation if you will, and as much as I wanted I wasn’t able to take her away from it…but the times have changed…
Her attention turns towards Adrian who has just picked up on the speech Chelsea was making, his eyes have flashed back to a sense of fear before it disappears just as quick.
Chelsea: Adrian…it’s been established here that you aren’t Aurora’s “brother” she already cleared that rumor. But why don’t we talk here, forget all of them and look me in the eyes. How did it feel being chained up by those creeps, being tortured and being forced to beg for mercy? Did it bring memories back? Did it pain you, not because of the pain they were inflicting, but because you knew Aurora would find me? Because you knew she would tell me the truth of why you kept us apart, I was the one that saved her!
Stepping back Chelsea takes a deep breath trying to calm herself as Aurora steps in taking the microphone.
Aurora: It’s my turn to tell you the truth, all of you! No Adrian is not my brother, he’s not my trainer, or my mentor, or even my friend…Adrian…he’s the monster that haunts my nightmares. No I know, don’t believe me, I’ve been fighting for over a month to get him back, if he was that bad why did I do it? Why would I fight for someone who was trying to kill me by putting me into an industry I knew nothing about? But that’s simple…it’s because he owned me. He had taken me from the one person that had tried to help me…he’d taken me across the state, he tried to change how I was, he thought he was putting me in the last place I’d be found, all because he was trying to make money off of my pain. But it caught up to him…
Turning around she looks at Adrian who is now sitting stiff in the chair, he doesn’t seem scared though as a smirk is laid across his lips. He goes to stand only to be forced back into the chair by Chelsea as the forces causes a gasp of pain from his lips that changes the smirk to a grimace as he stares daggers toward Aurora. He then mouths “you’re nothing without me”, causing a red hot slap to catch him across the cheek as Aurora begins to break down forcing Chelsea to take the microphone back from her.
Chelsea: You see this is all very simple, Adrian is the true monster in this arena! This man…no…this child has been torturing my girlfriend for too long and I’m finally in a position to do something about it!
Adrian yelled something at Chelsea, along the lines of “What can you do to me?” only causing Chelsea to burst out a sinister laugh that even makes Aurora take a step back.
Chelsea: Oh what can I do? Adrian…this audience isn’t the only person who didn’t do their homework, you’re in my territory. Why don’t I give you a quick history lesson, two time hall of famer, numerous championship reigns and records, one of the most feared women in this industry and yet you ask me what I can do to you. Trust me, there’s so much I want to do, I want to torture you until I myself am blue in the face but how about we make this quick.
Aurora makes a quick movement throwing Chelsea the bloodied chain she allowed her to borrow for the match as Adrian goes to jump up only this time to be forced back down by Aurora. The guys in the back seem to have an idea of what’s coming as officials run to the ramp yelling at Chelsea to stop but she merely laughs before moving behind Adrian, in a swift movement she wraps the chain around his throat causing him to claw at her hands trying to regain his breath. She uses all her strength, not allowing her grip to be broken as the officials then rush the ring pulling at Chelsea as she finally lets go just in time for Adrian to fall to the mat unconscious. They begin screaming for medics as Chelsea willingly leaves the ring, joining Aurora who had already made her way up the ramp as they watch in delight as Adrian is being tended to. In a final moment the two share a kiss before raising the microphone one last time.
Aurora: Adrian...if you can hear me, I’m not your property anymore and tonight was me putting in my resignation. But thank you for introducing me to this world, I think I’m going to hang around a while longer.
Chelsea: And Adrian…this is my promise to you, if you even try to get close to Aurora again I will personally make sure the next place you’re lying is in the county morgue. Sweet dreams Adrian…or more up your ally, Sweet nightmares.
Dropping the mic they share one last look at the monster lying in the ring before Chelsea helps Aurora backstage.
SPW vs. HWA
The Silverback Mafia vs. Kuk Killswitch, Serbia, Sleaze, and Yakima Yoshikawa
"Mr. Cool" Charles Madden:"The following contest is scheduled for one fall!! Introducing first...."
"Kickstart My Heart" By Mötley Crüe hits and the intro theme of the HWA begins to play out. After the intro 4 men take the stage as Killswitch, Yakima, Serbia, and Sleaze all make their way to the edge of the ramp and pose. Each of them wear an official HWA T-Shirt as they nod to eachother before the 4 make there way down the ramp and to the ring.
Each of them make it to the ring and enter before doing their signature poses and coming to the corner together. They begin to talk as they discus strategies the match against SPW.
"Mr Cool" Charles Madden:"And their opponents......"
Each of them make it to the ring and enter before doing their signature poses and coming to the corner together. They begin to talk as they discus strategies the match against SPW.
"Mr Cool" Charles Madden:"And their opponents......"
"A Cut Above" By Avery Watts hits the sound speakers and the intro plays out. After it ends the titantron changes to a large SPW logo and the Silverback Mafia come out from the back. Static stands in front as Muhammad Davari, Curt Kingston, and Kato stand behind him. He gets down to a knee and extends his arms, showing off to the crowd. He then rubs his beard and extends his finger, pointing to the camera before standing to his feet. Static begins down the ramp as the rest of the Mafia follows.
"Mr. Cool" Charles Madden:"And introducing their opponents! Representing Static Pro Wrestling, Curt Kingston, Muhammad Davari, Kato, and Static....they are the Silverback Mafia!!!!!!!"
Static takes the steps as Kato slides through the middle. Curt and Muhammad step up on the ring apron and enter the ring. The 3 big men come to the middle of the ring as Static comes to the ropes and leans over them. He nods his head as he looks around before getting to the middle of the ring and dropping to a knee, bringing his fist to his forehead as he looks down. He then stands up before demanding the microphone from Charles Madden. Charles obliges and hands it over. Static adjusts his hat before speaking.
Static:"Tonight, you all thought that you'd be stepping in the ring with the Mafia. But the funny thing is, I don't believe I agreed to wrestle tonight. You won't be getting Static tonight Killswitch. Instead I've hand picked my replacement for tonight. Good luck Killswitch....you're gonna' need it."
"Mr. Cool" Charles Madden:"And introducing their opponents! Representing Static Pro Wrestling, Curt Kingston, Muhammad Davari, Kato, and Static....they are the Silverback Mafia!!!!!!!"
Static takes the steps as Kato slides through the middle. Curt and Muhammad step up on the ring apron and enter the ring. The 3 big men come to the middle of the ring as Static comes to the ropes and leans over them. He nods his head as he looks around before getting to the middle of the ring and dropping to a knee, bringing his fist to his forehead as he looks down. He then stands up before demanding the microphone from Charles Madden. Charles obliges and hands it over. Static adjusts his hat before speaking.
Static:"Tonight, you all thought that you'd be stepping in the ring with the Mafia. But the funny thing is, I don't believe I agreed to wrestle tonight. You won't be getting Static tonight Killswitch. Instead I've hand picked my replacement for tonight. Good luck Killswitch....you're gonna' need it."
"Promenade" hits and 2 squires comes out from the back holding a red carpet. They roll it out and down the entrance way before standing at the stage. after the short intro Alex Sanders comes out from the back wearing an elegant robe and crown atop his head. His nose is held high as he looks down upon the audience. He looks around and simply snorts towards the crowd before beginning down the ramp.
Once he gets to the bottom he turns to the steel steps and stops before looking down and snapping his fingers. The 2 squires comes over and remove his robe and crown and begin to dust off the steps before backing off and letting Alex Sanders walk up the now clean steps. He comes to the ropes as the squires hold them open for him. He gets into the ring and does a circle before stretching his arms out to the sides, very arrogantly smirking. He then begins stretching in the corner, waiting for the bell.
The Bell rings to start this match!!
DING DING DING!!!!!!!!!
Match Summary: The bell rings as Yakima and Muhammad are the first competitors to start off the match. The two lock up as Muhammad uses his strength to his advantage by backing Yakima into the corner, a forearm is placed against his throat as the ref begins a count forcing him to break the hold and making an opening for Yakima to connect with a kick to the stomach that causes Davari to stumble backwards. Using the ropes Yoshikawa rebounds flying towards Davari who catches him with a stiff clothesline sending him to the mat hard. Davari goes for the pin but Yakima kicks out at two causing Muhammad to pick him up and connect with a string of hard slaps to the chest as he continues to back him into his teams corner. Holding him against the turnbuckle he goes for the tag as Kingston makes his way into the ring and continues the assault on the weakening Yakima. Curt backs away from the turnbuckle ready to charge his opponent but Yakima is able to muster up an ounce of strength and catches Kingston with a big boot forcing him back as Yoshikawa is able to push himself away from the enemies corner. He begins to crawl towards his teammates as Kingston finds his footing, just before Curt is able to grab his ankle Yoshikawa makes the tag sending in Sleaze as he climbs to the top rope looking to start with a big move. He goes for the “Sleazy Senton” but unfortunately he’s caught by Kingston who turns to a suplex sending Sleaze to the mat, he goes for the pin but again comes up short. Hitting the mat in frustration he refuses to take a two as he backs against the ropes waiting for his opponent to pull himself to his knees. Sleaze doesn’t know what’s coming as he moves to his knees only to be struck by the “Jamaican Curb Stomp”. His body lays unmoving on the mat as Curt rolls him over before almost easily getting the three count eliminating Sleaze from the match. Beginning to slightly come to Sleaze is helped from the ring with a distraught look on his face before Serbia wastes no time jumping into the ring. Kingston laughs before turning and tagging in Kato who makes his first appearance in the match.
As the match continues we’re already seeing a big disadvantage being at play as the HWA team has been brought down to two members. Serbia saw her fate ending rather early after a strong attempt and near fall by using her finisher “Into Ashes” only for Kato to nearly demolish her by using a series of hard hits following by a swinging neckbreaker that ended up bringing her elimination to a close. Killswitch would see his opening though as in the midst of celebrating his elimination Kato was caught by “The Cutting Edge” as he turned sending him falling to the mat as Kuk made quick work of going for the pin and leaving the SPW team down one. Davari made his way back into the ring as Kuk stood his ground, the two begin to circle as a lock up is attempted only for Killswitch to reverse and catch Muhammad with a jumping neckbreaker sending him to the mat. Yakima yells for the tag as Killswitch agrees, Yoshikawa waits outside the ropes, waiting for his opponent to make it to his feet as he then quickly jumps with the hope of connecting with a springboard shining wizard. Muhammad was able to see it coming though and catches Yakima. Mockingly he turns in a circle granting boos and cheers from the crowd before he touches Yoshikawa’s feet to the ground turning it quickly into “Davari’s Curse” Going for the pin he gets the three as he then pushes Yakima out of the ring before the remaining men of SPW look across to see their lone opponent. Killswitch moves between the ropes, standing face to face with the three men as his gaze remains null of fear but instead full of determination. Muhammad tags in Sanders who crosses the ring and stands face to face with Killswitch, the two have a stare off as words are being said before Sanders throws a surprise punch causing Kuk to stumble back a bit before he looks at Alex while wiping the hints of blood forming at the corner of his mouth. Sanders throws a smirk before he’s caught by a series of fast and hard elbows sending him reeling into a free corner as Killswitch continues his relentless assault. Taking a few steps away from Sanders, Kuk takes a small run before connecting with a drop kick to the corner sending Alex falling to the mat. Kuk goes for the quick pin but it’s stopped by Curt who rushed the ring. Killswitch stands, livid as he turns all intentions on connecting with a clothesline to Kingston but Curt sidesteps his attempt and pushes the ref into his place as the ref is taken to the ground hard by Killswitch. Kuk rolls out of the ring, away from the ref, looking at the two men standing as they laugh at the situation, he’s then backed up by Static who stands outside the ring a matching smirk on his face. Killswitch seems to be assessing the situation for himself as he knows his backed into a corner, glancing to his side a smirk covers his lips before he makes a quick dash then dives under the bottom rope with a steel chair in hand. He stands ready as Sanders has made his way back to his feet and the three men are starting to surround him. Letting out a primal yell he swings the chair wildly taking out all three men before he turns directly into Static’s “Pump Kick” as it connects with the steel chair sending him to the mat. Alex, still the legal man, has found his footing as he hits a Lionsault, connecting with the back of Killswitch. Static’s already by the ref, shaking him awake as he then points him towards the pin happening in the middle of the ring. The ref is able to crawl his way over as Sanders hooks the leg of Killswitch for the final elimination…1..2..3..
Winner: SPW via Pinfall
Eliminations: Sleaze eliminated by Curt Kingston.
Serbia eliminated by Kato
Kato eliminated by Kuk Killswitch
Yakima Yoshikawa eliminated by Muhammad Davari
Kuk Killswitch eliminated by Alex Sanders
Match Highlights: N/A
After the Match: SPW celebrates In the ring as Killswitch is helped to the back, blood rushing from his forehead from the steel chair.
Once he gets to the bottom he turns to the steel steps and stops before looking down and snapping his fingers. The 2 squires comes over and remove his robe and crown and begin to dust off the steps before backing off and letting Alex Sanders walk up the now clean steps. He comes to the ropes as the squires hold them open for him. He gets into the ring and does a circle before stretching his arms out to the sides, very arrogantly smirking. He then begins stretching in the corner, waiting for the bell.
The Bell rings to start this match!!
DING DING DING!!!!!!!!!
Match Summary: The bell rings as Yakima and Muhammad are the first competitors to start off the match. The two lock up as Muhammad uses his strength to his advantage by backing Yakima into the corner, a forearm is placed against his throat as the ref begins a count forcing him to break the hold and making an opening for Yakima to connect with a kick to the stomach that causes Davari to stumble backwards. Using the ropes Yoshikawa rebounds flying towards Davari who catches him with a stiff clothesline sending him to the mat hard. Davari goes for the pin but Yakima kicks out at two causing Muhammad to pick him up and connect with a string of hard slaps to the chest as he continues to back him into his teams corner. Holding him against the turnbuckle he goes for the tag as Kingston makes his way into the ring and continues the assault on the weakening Yakima. Curt backs away from the turnbuckle ready to charge his opponent but Yakima is able to muster up an ounce of strength and catches Kingston with a big boot forcing him back as Yoshikawa is able to push himself away from the enemies corner. He begins to crawl towards his teammates as Kingston finds his footing, just before Curt is able to grab his ankle Yoshikawa makes the tag sending in Sleaze as he climbs to the top rope looking to start with a big move. He goes for the “Sleazy Senton” but unfortunately he’s caught by Kingston who turns to a suplex sending Sleaze to the mat, he goes for the pin but again comes up short. Hitting the mat in frustration he refuses to take a two as he backs against the ropes waiting for his opponent to pull himself to his knees. Sleaze doesn’t know what’s coming as he moves to his knees only to be struck by the “Jamaican Curb Stomp”. His body lays unmoving on the mat as Curt rolls him over before almost easily getting the three count eliminating Sleaze from the match. Beginning to slightly come to Sleaze is helped from the ring with a distraught look on his face before Serbia wastes no time jumping into the ring. Kingston laughs before turning and tagging in Kato who makes his first appearance in the match.
As the match continues we’re already seeing a big disadvantage being at play as the HWA team has been brought down to two members. Serbia saw her fate ending rather early after a strong attempt and near fall by using her finisher “Into Ashes” only for Kato to nearly demolish her by using a series of hard hits following by a swinging neckbreaker that ended up bringing her elimination to a close. Killswitch would see his opening though as in the midst of celebrating his elimination Kato was caught by “The Cutting Edge” as he turned sending him falling to the mat as Kuk made quick work of going for the pin and leaving the SPW team down one. Davari made his way back into the ring as Kuk stood his ground, the two begin to circle as a lock up is attempted only for Killswitch to reverse and catch Muhammad with a jumping neckbreaker sending him to the mat. Yakima yells for the tag as Killswitch agrees, Yoshikawa waits outside the ropes, waiting for his opponent to make it to his feet as he then quickly jumps with the hope of connecting with a springboard shining wizard. Muhammad was able to see it coming though and catches Yakima. Mockingly he turns in a circle granting boos and cheers from the crowd before he touches Yoshikawa’s feet to the ground turning it quickly into “Davari’s Curse” Going for the pin he gets the three as he then pushes Yakima out of the ring before the remaining men of SPW look across to see their lone opponent. Killswitch moves between the ropes, standing face to face with the three men as his gaze remains null of fear but instead full of determination. Muhammad tags in Sanders who crosses the ring and stands face to face with Killswitch, the two have a stare off as words are being said before Sanders throws a surprise punch causing Kuk to stumble back a bit before he looks at Alex while wiping the hints of blood forming at the corner of his mouth. Sanders throws a smirk before he’s caught by a series of fast and hard elbows sending him reeling into a free corner as Killswitch continues his relentless assault. Taking a few steps away from Sanders, Kuk takes a small run before connecting with a drop kick to the corner sending Alex falling to the mat. Kuk goes for the quick pin but it’s stopped by Curt who rushed the ring. Killswitch stands, livid as he turns all intentions on connecting with a clothesline to Kingston but Curt sidesteps his attempt and pushes the ref into his place as the ref is taken to the ground hard by Killswitch. Kuk rolls out of the ring, away from the ref, looking at the two men standing as they laugh at the situation, he’s then backed up by Static who stands outside the ring a matching smirk on his face. Killswitch seems to be assessing the situation for himself as he knows his backed into a corner, glancing to his side a smirk covers his lips before he makes a quick dash then dives under the bottom rope with a steel chair in hand. He stands ready as Sanders has made his way back to his feet and the three men are starting to surround him. Letting out a primal yell he swings the chair wildly taking out all three men before he turns directly into Static’s “Pump Kick” as it connects with the steel chair sending him to the mat. Alex, still the legal man, has found his footing as he hits a Lionsault, connecting with the back of Killswitch. Static’s already by the ref, shaking him awake as he then points him towards the pin happening in the middle of the ring. The ref is able to crawl his way over as Sanders hooks the leg of Killswitch for the final elimination…1..2..3..
Winner: SPW via Pinfall
Eliminations: Sleaze eliminated by Curt Kingston.
Serbia eliminated by Kato
Kato eliminated by Kuk Killswitch
Yakima Yoshikawa eliminated by Muhammad Davari
Kuk Killswitch eliminated by Alex Sanders
Match Highlights: N/A
After the Match: SPW celebrates In the ring as Killswitch is helped to the back, blood rushing from his forehead from the steel chair.
Segment
Welcome Home
The arena is pitch black as church bells begin to echo throughout the arena. a line of robed men and women come out with torches chanting an ominous chant. It continues for awhile before you see Deon walking out in all black with a crown on his head and Kellin following close behind with a chalice full of what seems to be blood in her hand. As they walk down to the ring and get in only the ring lights turn on slowly.
Disembodied voice:"today is the day of resurrection today I bring you back the man the beast Felix Savage!"
as Kellin pours the blood in the ring and steps back lighting strikes the blood. Felix slowly starts to come out of the blood without his mask on still wrapped in chains.
Disembodied Voice:"ladies and gentle welcome back the return of the leviathan Felix savage! now not only did I promise you the resurrection I also promised you that there will be a new addition in the family.
the lights go out and come back on with a man standing in between them with a plague Doctor mask on.
Plague Doctor:"HWA I am the voice of the voiceless. I am Crow..."
the lights fade and the ministry of shadows disappears into the shadows once again.
Disembodied voice:"today is the day of resurrection today I bring you back the man the beast Felix Savage!"
as Kellin pours the blood in the ring and steps back lighting strikes the blood. Felix slowly starts to come out of the blood without his mask on still wrapped in chains.
Disembodied Voice:"ladies and gentle welcome back the return of the leviathan Felix savage! now not only did I promise you the resurrection I also promised you that there will be a new addition in the family.
the lights go out and come back on with a man standing in between them with a plague Doctor mask on.
Plague Doctor:"HWA I am the voice of the voiceless. I am Crow..."
the lights fade and the ministry of shadows disappears into the shadows once again.
Main Event
No Holds Barred Match for the HWA World Heavyweight Championship
Cory Arson (c) vs. Steven Osbourne
"Mr. Cool" Charles Madden:"It is now time for your main event of the evening and it is a No Holds Barred match for the HWA World Heavyweight Championship!!!! Introducing first....."
"Fever For the Flava" by Hot Action Cop starts to play and Steven Osbourne slowly walks through the curtain prolonging his entrance for suspense reasons. As he makes his way to the ring he mugs for the camera and for the ladies as he struts, moon walks, and flexes generally making a spectacle of himself. As well he gets his unpaid intern Amber Del Vallee to take pictures of him with pretty girls on her cell phone and jot down numbers he gets, likely incorrectly. His manager Veronica Anderson tries to get him to focus and plan some last minute strategy before he finally makes it to the ring.
"Mr. Cool" Charles Madden:"And his opponent....."
"Mr. Cool" Charles Madden:"And his opponent....."
"ask about me" By ice cube and the lights go out. The song plays out and as the beat drops fireworks explode. red and white lasers and lights turn on and Cory arson raises from the stage in a boxing robe on. on the back of the robe it says "poppa don't take no mess". Cory stands with his arms folded with a smirk spread across his face. then he walks down the stage running his mouth to the fans.
when he gets to the ring he walks up the steps and stands on the side of the turnbuckle. He stands on the turnbuckle and throws one arm up and looks around the arena.
The Bell rings to start this match!!
DING DING DING!!!!!!!!!
Match Summary: The bell rings as Osbourne wastes no time going straight for Arson and annihilating him with a series of hard hits that forces Cory into the corner, he ducks under the first rope getting the top half of his body out of the way as he yells at the ref to move him back. Steven smirks backing up enough for Arson to move back into the ring before he charges looking to do a corner splash but instead finds himself eating a turnbuckle as Arson jumps out of the way. Stumbling back he’s then caught by Arson who, trying to end things early, catches him in a roll up. Osbourne kicks out at one and a half as both men rise back to their feet. Arson runs at Steven, who ducks an attack only to be caught with a clothesline from hell as Cory catches him on the rebound. Not even bothering for a pin Arson rolls out of the ring, coming face to face with Sleaze who does his best to stare down Cory but it’s interrupted quickly by Xavier Creed and Tyson Shaw who have come around the ring to protect their leader. Things seem to be heading south as Arson is able to move away from the group, he goes to grab a chair but it stopped by Osbourne who had managed to regain his footing during the encounter and had been perched on the top rope. Both men fall to the ground as the two groups have dispersed but stay close enough to not allow any funny business. Osbourne is first to his feet as he grabs the steel chair that was just within arm’s reach of Arson. Holding the chair over his head he eye’s up Arson, waiting for him to stand, as he does Osbourne swings the chair connecting with the back of Cory sending him against the barricade as he holds his back in pain. The fans in the front row are yelling like crazy, a couple asking for another chair shot while others are pleading for Arson to get back into this. Steven goes for another shot but is stopped quickly by Arson who had grabbed a fan’s chair and turned around just in time for both chairs to collide sending both of them to the ground. The two begin to throw a series of punches, each connecting and sending a loud smack throughout the arena, Osbourne begins to waver as Arson sees his opening and grabs his arm before throwing him against the ring apron hitting right at the middle of Steven’s back as he falls to his knees in pain. Cory goes to pick him up, possibly going for a German suplex into the announce table but he’s cut short with Osbourne catches him with a low blow causing him to reel back. Steven then catches Arson with a spear sending them both through the announce table as both men lay on the broken shambles.
As the match continues both men are back inside the ring but appear to be doing a little worse for wear, Osbourne’s features are hard to recognize through the dried blood that had poured down his face as the weapon of choice, a barbed wire bat, lays outside the ring. Arson doesn’t seem any better those as various bloody and red welts tattoo his chest from the hits at the hand of what appears to be the broken kendo stick that is lying partially on the ring steps. It’s clear that both men have refused to give up as they manage to barely make it to their feet. Suddenly, as if getting a second gust of wind Osbourne throws himself at Arson, throwing hit after hit at every inch of Arson’s body he’s able to reach as he pushes him to the turnbuckle, Arson finds the strength to push him away, catching him with a big boot forcing him to back up before he quickly moves to the top rope. Osbourne is quick to counter though as he too climbs the ropes, stopping at the second rope as the two trade punches. Finally getting him down enough he grabs Arson and seems to be attempting to go for “The Sexecution”! He hits the move and goes for the pin but sadly only comes out with a two before Arson kicks out. Hitting the mat in frustration Osbourne looks around the ring looking for anything to help him put this man out before Sleaze catches his attention, he moves to the side of the ring slipping his brass knuckles just by the edge of the mat before turning around and whistling, he then begins to hit on a couple fans before he gets slapped by Veronica who brings his attention to Tyson Shaw who had been making his way around the ring. Sleaze is quick to cut him off just as Osbourne grabs the knuckles and slides them onto his fingers. A fight has ensued outside of the ring as Tyson Shaw and Xavier Creed are both pumbling Sleaze to the ground, Arson is standing cheering on his boys before he turns and is caught with the brass knuckles sending him to the mat as Osbourne goes for the pin. 1…2….he’s stopped just before three as Xavier and Tyson jump into the ring throwing Osbourne off of Arson and beginning their assault. The camera shows Sleaze laid out ringside as Veronica is trying to bring him to in order to help Steven but she is stopped by Laila who catches her with a drop kick sending her to the ground. Standing she stares down Amber who backs away putting her hands up before she runs up the ramp and backstage. Laila begins to laugh but it quickly stops as she notices commotion in the stands as a man and woman dressed similarly in a black hoodie and black combats jump the barricade. The guy rolls in the ring while the woman circles around and Laila starts to mouth of to her, the woman doesn't say anything instead takes a step back and goes to turn away. Laila starts to act all victorious until the woman spins back around and nails Laila with a jumping corkscrew roundhouse kick.
Devereaux: Looks like Osbourne has got some backup!
Meanwhile in the ring the man ducks a clothesline attempt by Shaw and catches Creed with a spear almost breaking him in two. As Shaw's momentum takes him into the ropes the woman jumps on the apron and catches him with a roundhouse kick to the side of the face and as he stumbles back he turns into a swift and deadly kick superkick right to the jaw, the momentum of which causes Shaw to roll to the outside.
Devereaux: These two are taking on the Empire by themselves!
Arson who has been stomping away at Osbourne turns around and gets levelled with a double superkick from both the mysterious man and woman. As the crowd start to roar with cheers Osbourne manages to get back to his feet, he surveys the damage and then locks eyes on the woman. He can't take his eyes off her and does catch the man catching the referee with another superkick. As Osbourne turns around spotting what the man has down the woman cuts him down with a vicious kick between the legs.
Moore: Seems they have other plans.
The crowd is shocked into silence as the man walks over to Osbourne before picking him and bouncing him off the ropes and popping him into the air and catching him a powerbomb position before grabbing around the back of the neck and nailing him with a Package Fallaway Powerbomb.
Devereaux: What the hell was that?
The man walks over and drags Arson over and drapes him over a fallen Osbourne before going over to the referee and dragging him to position before laying down beside the him and lifting his arm and making the count for the lifeless referee.
Devereaux: Not this way!
The crowd erupt with a chorus of boos as the woman calls for the bell.
Madden: And the winner via Pinfall and still HWA Heavyweight Champion Mr. Dynamite Cory Arson!
The mysterious woman calls for the World title and gets it before handing to her partner in crime as he looks down at it for a second before draping it over Arson.
Devereaux: What the hell just happened?
Moore: I don't quite know but Cory Arson just retained his HWA Heavyweight Championship, thanks to the help of that the mysterious duo!
The mysterious man and woman survey the damage before rolling out the ring and making their exit through the crowd.
Winner: Cory Arson via pinfall
Match Highlights: N/A
when he gets to the ring he walks up the steps and stands on the side of the turnbuckle. He stands on the turnbuckle and throws one arm up and looks around the arena.
The Bell rings to start this match!!
DING DING DING!!!!!!!!!
Match Summary: The bell rings as Osbourne wastes no time going straight for Arson and annihilating him with a series of hard hits that forces Cory into the corner, he ducks under the first rope getting the top half of his body out of the way as he yells at the ref to move him back. Steven smirks backing up enough for Arson to move back into the ring before he charges looking to do a corner splash but instead finds himself eating a turnbuckle as Arson jumps out of the way. Stumbling back he’s then caught by Arson who, trying to end things early, catches him in a roll up. Osbourne kicks out at one and a half as both men rise back to their feet. Arson runs at Steven, who ducks an attack only to be caught with a clothesline from hell as Cory catches him on the rebound. Not even bothering for a pin Arson rolls out of the ring, coming face to face with Sleaze who does his best to stare down Cory but it’s interrupted quickly by Xavier Creed and Tyson Shaw who have come around the ring to protect their leader. Things seem to be heading south as Arson is able to move away from the group, he goes to grab a chair but it stopped by Osbourne who had managed to regain his footing during the encounter and had been perched on the top rope. Both men fall to the ground as the two groups have dispersed but stay close enough to not allow any funny business. Osbourne is first to his feet as he grabs the steel chair that was just within arm’s reach of Arson. Holding the chair over his head he eye’s up Arson, waiting for him to stand, as he does Osbourne swings the chair connecting with the back of Cory sending him against the barricade as he holds his back in pain. The fans in the front row are yelling like crazy, a couple asking for another chair shot while others are pleading for Arson to get back into this. Steven goes for another shot but is stopped quickly by Arson who had grabbed a fan’s chair and turned around just in time for both chairs to collide sending both of them to the ground. The two begin to throw a series of punches, each connecting and sending a loud smack throughout the arena, Osbourne begins to waver as Arson sees his opening and grabs his arm before throwing him against the ring apron hitting right at the middle of Steven’s back as he falls to his knees in pain. Cory goes to pick him up, possibly going for a German suplex into the announce table but he’s cut short with Osbourne catches him with a low blow causing him to reel back. Steven then catches Arson with a spear sending them both through the announce table as both men lay on the broken shambles.
As the match continues both men are back inside the ring but appear to be doing a little worse for wear, Osbourne’s features are hard to recognize through the dried blood that had poured down his face as the weapon of choice, a barbed wire bat, lays outside the ring. Arson doesn’t seem any better those as various bloody and red welts tattoo his chest from the hits at the hand of what appears to be the broken kendo stick that is lying partially on the ring steps. It’s clear that both men have refused to give up as they manage to barely make it to their feet. Suddenly, as if getting a second gust of wind Osbourne throws himself at Arson, throwing hit after hit at every inch of Arson’s body he’s able to reach as he pushes him to the turnbuckle, Arson finds the strength to push him away, catching him with a big boot forcing him to back up before he quickly moves to the top rope. Osbourne is quick to counter though as he too climbs the ropes, stopping at the second rope as the two trade punches. Finally getting him down enough he grabs Arson and seems to be attempting to go for “The Sexecution”! He hits the move and goes for the pin but sadly only comes out with a two before Arson kicks out. Hitting the mat in frustration Osbourne looks around the ring looking for anything to help him put this man out before Sleaze catches his attention, he moves to the side of the ring slipping his brass knuckles just by the edge of the mat before turning around and whistling, he then begins to hit on a couple fans before he gets slapped by Veronica who brings his attention to Tyson Shaw who had been making his way around the ring. Sleaze is quick to cut him off just as Osbourne grabs the knuckles and slides them onto his fingers. A fight has ensued outside of the ring as Tyson Shaw and Xavier Creed are both pumbling Sleaze to the ground, Arson is standing cheering on his boys before he turns and is caught with the brass knuckles sending him to the mat as Osbourne goes for the pin. 1…2….he’s stopped just before three as Xavier and Tyson jump into the ring throwing Osbourne off of Arson and beginning their assault. The camera shows Sleaze laid out ringside as Veronica is trying to bring him to in order to help Steven but she is stopped by Laila who catches her with a drop kick sending her to the ground. Standing she stares down Amber who backs away putting her hands up before she runs up the ramp and backstage. Laila begins to laugh but it quickly stops as she notices commotion in the stands as a man and woman dressed similarly in a black hoodie and black combats jump the barricade. The guy rolls in the ring while the woman circles around and Laila starts to mouth of to her, the woman doesn't say anything instead takes a step back and goes to turn away. Laila starts to act all victorious until the woman spins back around and nails Laila with a jumping corkscrew roundhouse kick.
Devereaux: Looks like Osbourne has got some backup!
Meanwhile in the ring the man ducks a clothesline attempt by Shaw and catches Creed with a spear almost breaking him in two. As Shaw's momentum takes him into the ropes the woman jumps on the apron and catches him with a roundhouse kick to the side of the face and as he stumbles back he turns into a swift and deadly kick superkick right to the jaw, the momentum of which causes Shaw to roll to the outside.
Devereaux: These two are taking on the Empire by themselves!
Arson who has been stomping away at Osbourne turns around and gets levelled with a double superkick from both the mysterious man and woman. As the crowd start to roar with cheers Osbourne manages to get back to his feet, he surveys the damage and then locks eyes on the woman. He can't take his eyes off her and does catch the man catching the referee with another superkick. As Osbourne turns around spotting what the man has down the woman cuts him down with a vicious kick between the legs.
Moore: Seems they have other plans.
The crowd is shocked into silence as the man walks over to Osbourne before picking him and bouncing him off the ropes and popping him into the air and catching him a powerbomb position before grabbing around the back of the neck and nailing him with a Package Fallaway Powerbomb.
Devereaux: What the hell was that?
The man walks over and drags Arson over and drapes him over a fallen Osbourne before going over to the referee and dragging him to position before laying down beside the him and lifting his arm and making the count for the lifeless referee.
Devereaux: Not this way!
The crowd erupt with a chorus of boos as the woman calls for the bell.
Madden: And the winner via Pinfall and still HWA Heavyweight Champion Mr. Dynamite Cory Arson!
The mysterious woman calls for the World title and gets it before handing to her partner in crime as he looks down at it for a second before draping it over Arson.
Devereaux: What the hell just happened?
Moore: I don't quite know but Cory Arson just retained his HWA Heavyweight Championship, thanks to the help of that the mysterious duo!
The mysterious man and woman survey the damage before rolling out the ring and making their exit through the crowd.
Winner: Cory Arson via pinfall
Match Highlights: N/A
Ending Segment
Arson comes to and gratefully cradles his World Championship as the show fades on the mysterious duo as the disappear out of view.