Opening Segment
The show opens with the firework display. An extravagant explosion of delight for the world to see. We then pan around the arena and see the different signs and fans screaming! A "H-W-A" chant begins as we come to the announce table with our newest Hardcore broadcasting team.
Violet Moore:"Ladies and gentlemen welcome to the first ever episode of HWA Warzone! And boy do we have one hell of a show tonight! My name is Violet Moore and I'm joined by my broadcast partner Dick Devereaux!"
Dick Devereaux:"Tonight we start off our tournament for the HWA World Heavyweight Championship! It's simple, seventeen men and women will enter. One will walk away with the HWA World Heavyweight Championship! Let's get right into it with our opening contest!"
Violet Moore:"Ladies and gentlemen welcome to the first ever episode of HWA Warzone! And boy do we have one hell of a show tonight! My name is Violet Moore and I'm joined by my broadcast partner Dick Devereaux!"
Dick Devereaux:"Tonight we start off our tournament for the HWA World Heavyweight Championship! It's simple, seventeen men and women will enter. One will walk away with the HWA World Heavyweight Championship! Let's get right into it with our opening contest!"
First Round Match for the HWA World Heavyweight Championship
Scorpion vs. Zany
"Mr Cool" Charles Madden:"The following is a First ROund Match in the Tournament for the HWA World Heavyweight Championship! Introducing first....."
"Set Up" By Drowning Pool and after the intro the lights turn to dark red. Dr. Crane comes out from the back with Scorpion behind walking slowly. They walk down the ramp, ignoring the rest of the world.
"Mr Cool" Charles Madden:"Hailing from Deathport, Pennsylvania, standing 6 foot 10 inches tall, weighing in at 320 pounds, accompanied to the ring by Dr. Crane, he is Punisher of Darkness, this is SCORRRRRRPPPPIIIOOOOONNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!"
Scorpion puts his hands on the top rope and pulls himself up on the ring apron. He steps over the top rope and gets into the ring. He walks to the middle of the ring and stands there for a moment before looking up slowly as fire explodes from the corners. He stares down the camera and waits for the match to begin as Dr. Crane walks over to the corner.
"Mr Cool" Charles Madden:"And his opponent......"
"Mr Cool" Charles Madden:"Hailing from Deathport, Pennsylvania, standing 6 foot 10 inches tall, weighing in at 320 pounds, accompanied to the ring by Dr. Crane, he is Punisher of Darkness, this is SCORRRRRRPPPPIIIOOOOONNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!"
Scorpion puts his hands on the top rope and pulls himself up on the ring apron. He steps over the top rope and gets into the ring. He walks to the middle of the ring and stands there for a moment before looking up slowly as fire explodes from the corners. He stares down the camera and waits for the match to begin as Dr. Crane walks over to the corner.
"Mr Cool" Charles Madden:"And his opponent......"
"Instant Major Felony" By The Goddamn Gallows hits and after the intro plays out Zany comes out from the back with a great big smile across his lips. In his right hand he carries balloons and in his left his clown horn. He looks around at the fans as he throws his arms up in the air for all to cheer. The crowd roars with excitement as Zany honks his clown horn a few times before he jumps and begins down the ramp, slapping the hands of his fans and handing balloons to children.
"Mr Cool" Charles Madden:"Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages, coming down the ramp to your approval, he hails from the Carnival Grounds, weighing in at 215 pounds, he is the Main Attraction and the Plundering Puncherillo, this is ZAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Zany runs and slides into the ring before stepping through the ropes. He leans back and hangs from the ropes, rocking up and down, laughing towards the crowd. He then steps back in the ring and waves and laughs. He walks over to the referee and shakes his hand. The referee jumps and Zany shows the handbuzzer planted in his palm. He laughs and then hugs the referee before offering him a smell of his flower on his jacket. As he does Zany sprays him with powder from the flower. Zany laughs hysterically and falls over before he rolls over to the corner and sits, waiting for the match to begin.
The Bell rings to start this match!!
DING DING DING!!!!!!!!!
Match Summery: After the bell rings Zany and Scorpion come face to face in the middle of the ring. Zany laughs as he extends his hand for a shake. The Monster looks down at him and shakes his head. He then boots the clown in the gut and lifts him on his shoulder. Zany slides out and waits for Scorpipn to turn around. As he does Zany laughs and sprays the powder from his flower. Scorpion is dazed and ZANY SLAPS IN A QUICK ROLL-up. A 2 count and Scorpion kicks out. Zany takes control from there trying to keep the monster down. Eventually Scorpion gets the upper hand and from there it's all downhill.
The end comes when Scorpion attempts a chokeslam, but Zany slips out and goes for the "Party Foul". Scorpion holds onto Zany and transitions into the "Death Sting" for the win.
Winner: Scorpion via Pinfall
Match Highlights: Zany squirts his flower and gets a 2 count roll-up.
Zany tries to use a pie, but instead hits the ref leading to Scorpion getting a low blow in.
After Match: Scorpion celebrates with Dr. Crane.
"Mr Cool" Charles Madden:"Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages, coming down the ramp to your approval, he hails from the Carnival Grounds, weighing in at 215 pounds, he is the Main Attraction and the Plundering Puncherillo, this is ZAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Zany runs and slides into the ring before stepping through the ropes. He leans back and hangs from the ropes, rocking up and down, laughing towards the crowd. He then steps back in the ring and waves and laughs. He walks over to the referee and shakes his hand. The referee jumps and Zany shows the handbuzzer planted in his palm. He laughs and then hugs the referee before offering him a smell of his flower on his jacket. As he does Zany sprays him with powder from the flower. Zany laughs hysterically and falls over before he rolls over to the corner and sits, waiting for the match to begin.
The Bell rings to start this match!!
DING DING DING!!!!!!!!!
Match Summery: After the bell rings Zany and Scorpion come face to face in the middle of the ring. Zany laughs as he extends his hand for a shake. The Monster looks down at him and shakes his head. He then boots the clown in the gut and lifts him on his shoulder. Zany slides out and waits for Scorpipn to turn around. As he does Zany laughs and sprays the powder from his flower. Scorpion is dazed and ZANY SLAPS IN A QUICK ROLL-up. A 2 count and Scorpion kicks out. Zany takes control from there trying to keep the monster down. Eventually Scorpion gets the upper hand and from there it's all downhill.
The end comes when Scorpion attempts a chokeslam, but Zany slips out and goes for the "Party Foul". Scorpion holds onto Zany and transitions into the "Death Sting" for the win.
Winner: Scorpion via Pinfall
Match Highlights: Zany squirts his flower and gets a 2 count roll-up.
Zany tries to use a pie, but instead hits the ref leading to Scorpion getting a low blow in.
After Match: Scorpion celebrates with Dr. Crane.
Segment
After the match was ended the scene cuts backstage to a locker room with a pink desk in the middle of it. In front of the desk is a office chair, an extra high office chair. Crotched undernearth the chair is a man in an expensive Armadi suit. But one no one would would want as the suit is all pink. We see the man notice the camera and get up flashing the cameraman a cheesy smile.
Steven Osbourne: You caught me. But if you don't say anything I'll let you view the upskirt cam later with me. Well um... not with me at the same time. That might give people the wrong idea. But you know what I mean.
The cameraman shakes his head.
Steven Osbourne: Your loss. I'll bet you're wondering what I'm doing here tonight.
Cameraman: I don't waste my time on that. Someone calls me. I shoot footage. I get paid.
Steven Osbourne: I can respect that. When Jayson Price said he wasn't coming back as my tag team partner at first I thought it was a bad thing. But then I thought about it. That bastard never helped me cheat! I mean I could cheat on my own but what type of a partner are you if you won't help a brother cheat? I mean I cheat well enough on my own but I'm a perfectionist. I always aim to cheat better. So I thought about it. That's why people have managers! If I got myself a manager he could help me cheat! But then I thought some more. I have to pay a manager. If I'm paying someone money why would I pay some dude.. when I could pay a hot chick instead? So that's why tonight.. live on HWA The Super Sexy Boogeyman Slayer presents the Search for a Super Sexy Valet! Just rolls off the tongue now don't it?
Cameraman: Not really.
Steven Osbourne: In that case I can suggest some tongue exercises. Really pleases the ladies. You see when the tongue touches the roof of the mouth it produces an interesting sensation. When it touches the roof of..
The cameraman covers his ears not wanting to hear whatever it was Steven was trying to sell him on. Fortunately for him Steven loses his train of thought when a blonde lady wearing a skin tight baby blue dress waltzes into the room. Steven grins.
Steven Osbourne: Congratulations you passed the eye test.
The lady looks confused.
Lady: They told me I had like perfect vision.
Steven Osbourne: You are a perfect vision. What are those? Double Ds?
Lady: Like how did you know?
Steven Osbourne: I'm pyschic dude. If you drop them in my hands I can also guess their weight.
The cameraman coughs.
Steven Osbourne: Damnit. Apparently I'm not alloud to do that on television.
Steven looks down at the laptop on his desk, types a few things quickly then smiles at the lady.
Steven Osbourne: Great news! You're passed the pyshical! Up next is the moral test.
Lady: Uh oh. People are always like judging me and stuff.
Steven Osbourne: Don't worry, it sounds like you're gonna do great! Okay first question, can you cheat?
Lady: Like I can totally cheat! I cheat all the time! That's why I got divorced. Just kidding! We were never married. I guess a dog can't be the priest or something. Super lame.
Steven Osbourne: All I heard was that you like it doggie style.
Lady: How did you know?
Steven Osbourne: Lucky guess. So next question will you help me cheat... during matches?
Lady: I like to cheat. I always cheat. So like why not.
Steven Osbourne: Sweet! You're hired.
Cameraman: Aren't you even going to ask her name?
Steven Osbourne: With a body like that does it matter?
Lady: I'm Amber. Amber Del Vallee.
Steven Osbourne: I stand corrected. That name earns you bonus points!
ADV: So I like have the job?
Steven Osbourne: You are so in! In more words then one! Booya!
ADV: Good. Normally guys just stare at my chest then don't hire me.
Steven Osbourne: Oh, I'll do that too. I'll just print out the standard contract.
Steven begins to print the contract then Amber remembers something.. somehow.
ADV: Wait like, I need my lawyer to look at that first. She's outside.
Steven Osbourne: Dude, that's awesome! Send her in afterwards and we'll celebrate your new employment with a threesome!
Amber takes the contract and heads out into the hallway to conference with her legal aid.
Cameraman: You live a charmed life don't you?
Steven Osbourne: You have no idea dude! You want to videotape something else later?
Cameraman: Not a chance!
Steven sits back and relaxes by playing that classic, in some people's minds, Right Said Fred song I'm Too Sexy until Amber Del Vallee returns contract in hand, smile on her face, nothing inside her head. Steven grins accepts the contract then looks at it briefly.
Steven Osbourne: Why is this contract signed Veronica Anderson?
ADV: She said she was like my attorney so she had like power of attorney or something like that so she signed for me.
Steven Osbourne: Oh shit.
At this point a brunette lady in her early 20s walks into the room a cat who ate the canary smile on her face. Steven looks at the two women and shrugs.
Steven Osbourne: Shall we celebrate with that threesome?
VA: As your new manager I can confidently state.. not on your life!
Steven Osbourne: Damnit, I was afraid of that.
ADV: Wait.. I thought I..
VA: No, you didn't. You don't think at all.
ADV: I'm confused.
Steven Osbourne: I'm disappointed.
VA: So it's a typical day for you guys isn't it?
Steven Osbourne: Damnit.. I'll make the jokes here! And this is no laughing matter! The way I see it. You took advantage of this hot young lady and cheated her out of her rightful place as my valet by.. wait a second.. that's awesome! You are so my manager!
VA: I knew you'd see things my way.
ADV: Wait.. what about me? Can I be your valet too?
Steven Osbourne: Sorry dude, I only have enough money to pay one person. Well, if I still want to go clubbing 7 nights a week that is. And I do. Unless you want to do it pro bono.
ADV: Pro boner? Like in college?
VA: He means for free..
ADV: Oh like yeah. I have a trust fund.
VA: Lucky thing for you you do. If you didn't the porn industry would have chewed you up and spit you out by now.
ADV: Ewww.
Steven Osbourne: Hey, don't knock porn dude.
VA: Why are you calling us dudes anyways. We are women.
Steven Osbourne: It's unisex.
VA: No, it isn't.
Steven Osbourne: Agree to disagree. So I got a super smart valet.
VA: Manager. I'm not your valet.
Steven Osbourne: Fine, a super smart manager, and a super hot unpaid intern, so it looks like as usual everything is cumming up Osbourne!
The scene fades to black.
Steven Osbourne: You caught me. But if you don't say anything I'll let you view the upskirt cam later with me. Well um... not with me at the same time. That might give people the wrong idea. But you know what I mean.
The cameraman shakes his head.
Steven Osbourne: Your loss. I'll bet you're wondering what I'm doing here tonight.
Cameraman: I don't waste my time on that. Someone calls me. I shoot footage. I get paid.
Steven Osbourne: I can respect that. When Jayson Price said he wasn't coming back as my tag team partner at first I thought it was a bad thing. But then I thought about it. That bastard never helped me cheat! I mean I could cheat on my own but what type of a partner are you if you won't help a brother cheat? I mean I cheat well enough on my own but I'm a perfectionist. I always aim to cheat better. So I thought about it. That's why people have managers! If I got myself a manager he could help me cheat! But then I thought some more. I have to pay a manager. If I'm paying someone money why would I pay some dude.. when I could pay a hot chick instead? So that's why tonight.. live on HWA The Super Sexy Boogeyman Slayer presents the Search for a Super Sexy Valet! Just rolls off the tongue now don't it?
Cameraman: Not really.
Steven Osbourne: In that case I can suggest some tongue exercises. Really pleases the ladies. You see when the tongue touches the roof of the mouth it produces an interesting sensation. When it touches the roof of..
The cameraman covers his ears not wanting to hear whatever it was Steven was trying to sell him on. Fortunately for him Steven loses his train of thought when a blonde lady wearing a skin tight baby blue dress waltzes into the room. Steven grins.
Steven Osbourne: Congratulations you passed the eye test.
The lady looks confused.
Lady: They told me I had like perfect vision.
Steven Osbourne: You are a perfect vision. What are those? Double Ds?
Lady: Like how did you know?
Steven Osbourne: I'm pyschic dude. If you drop them in my hands I can also guess their weight.
The cameraman coughs.
Steven Osbourne: Damnit. Apparently I'm not alloud to do that on television.
Steven looks down at the laptop on his desk, types a few things quickly then smiles at the lady.
Steven Osbourne: Great news! You're passed the pyshical! Up next is the moral test.
Lady: Uh oh. People are always like judging me and stuff.
Steven Osbourne: Don't worry, it sounds like you're gonna do great! Okay first question, can you cheat?
Lady: Like I can totally cheat! I cheat all the time! That's why I got divorced. Just kidding! We were never married. I guess a dog can't be the priest or something. Super lame.
Steven Osbourne: All I heard was that you like it doggie style.
Lady: How did you know?
Steven Osbourne: Lucky guess. So next question will you help me cheat... during matches?
Lady: I like to cheat. I always cheat. So like why not.
Steven Osbourne: Sweet! You're hired.
Cameraman: Aren't you even going to ask her name?
Steven Osbourne: With a body like that does it matter?
Lady: I'm Amber. Amber Del Vallee.
Steven Osbourne: I stand corrected. That name earns you bonus points!
ADV: So I like have the job?
Steven Osbourne: You are so in! In more words then one! Booya!
ADV: Good. Normally guys just stare at my chest then don't hire me.
Steven Osbourne: Oh, I'll do that too. I'll just print out the standard contract.
Steven begins to print the contract then Amber remembers something.. somehow.
ADV: Wait like, I need my lawyer to look at that first. She's outside.
Steven Osbourne: Dude, that's awesome! Send her in afterwards and we'll celebrate your new employment with a threesome!
Amber takes the contract and heads out into the hallway to conference with her legal aid.
Cameraman: You live a charmed life don't you?
Steven Osbourne: You have no idea dude! You want to videotape something else later?
Cameraman: Not a chance!
Steven sits back and relaxes by playing that classic, in some people's minds, Right Said Fred song I'm Too Sexy until Amber Del Vallee returns contract in hand, smile on her face, nothing inside her head. Steven grins accepts the contract then looks at it briefly.
Steven Osbourne: Why is this contract signed Veronica Anderson?
ADV: She said she was like my attorney so she had like power of attorney or something like that so she signed for me.
Steven Osbourne: Oh shit.
At this point a brunette lady in her early 20s walks into the room a cat who ate the canary smile on her face. Steven looks at the two women and shrugs.
Steven Osbourne: Shall we celebrate with that threesome?
VA: As your new manager I can confidently state.. not on your life!
Steven Osbourne: Damnit, I was afraid of that.
ADV: Wait.. I thought I..
VA: No, you didn't. You don't think at all.
ADV: I'm confused.
Steven Osbourne: I'm disappointed.
VA: So it's a typical day for you guys isn't it?
Steven Osbourne: Damnit.. I'll make the jokes here! And this is no laughing matter! The way I see it. You took advantage of this hot young lady and cheated her out of her rightful place as my valet by.. wait a second.. that's awesome! You are so my manager!
VA: I knew you'd see things my way.
ADV: Wait.. what about me? Can I be your valet too?
Steven Osbourne: Sorry dude, I only have enough money to pay one person. Well, if I still want to go clubbing 7 nights a week that is. And I do. Unless you want to do it pro bono.
ADV: Pro boner? Like in college?
VA: He means for free..
ADV: Oh like yeah. I have a trust fund.
VA: Lucky thing for you you do. If you didn't the porn industry would have chewed you up and spit you out by now.
ADV: Ewww.
Steven Osbourne: Hey, don't knock porn dude.
VA: Why are you calling us dudes anyways. We are women.
Steven Osbourne: It's unisex.
VA: No, it isn't.
Steven Osbourne: Agree to disagree. So I got a super smart valet.
VA: Manager. I'm not your valet.
Steven Osbourne: Fine, a super smart manager, and a super hot unpaid intern, so it looks like as usual everything is cumming up Osbourne!
The scene fades to black.
First Round Match for the HWA World Heavyweight Championship
Steven Osbourne vs. Xavier Creed
"Mr. Cool" Charles Madden:"The following is a First Round Match in the Tournament for the HWA World Heavyweight Championship! Introducing first....."
"I'm the man" By aloee blacc hits as the horns begin to play. Sparkles drop from the ceiling, making a blanket of fireworks. Xavier walks through the sparkles, arms spread out wide. Across his face rests a cocky smirk. He begins down the ramp wiping water off of his face and flicking it onto the fans.
He finally gets into the ring and hops on the turnbuckle before posing again. He then hops down and prepares for the match.
"Mr. Cool" Charles Madden:"And his opponent....."
He finally gets into the ring and hops on the turnbuckle before posing again. He then hops down and prepares for the match.
"Mr. Cool" Charles Madden:"And his opponent....."
"Fever For the Flava" by Hot Action Cop starts to play and Steven Osbourne slowly walks through the curtain prolonging his entrance for suspense reasons. As he makes his way to the ring he mugs for the camera and for the ladies as he struts, moon walks, and flexes generally making a spectacle of himself. As well he gets his unpaid intern Amber Del Vallee to take pictures of him with pretty girls on her cell phone and jot down numbers he gets, likely incorrectly. His manager Veronica Anderson tries to get him to focus and plan some last minute strategy before he finally makes it to the ring.
The Bell rings to start this match!!
DING DING DING!!!!!!!!!
Match Summery: As the bell rings Xavier Creed and Steven Osbourne lock up. Xavier Creed takes control of the wrist and begins to wrench. Steven drops, pops, and kips up to his feet before he takes control with a wrist lock of his own. He wrenches and quickly goes into a hammerlock before catching Xavier's head into a headlock. From there, Steven lands a smooth swinging neckbreaker. He covers, but only gets a 1 count. He lifts Xavier up and whips him before catching him with a flying headscissors. Xavier pops right back up in the corner and Steven comes over and locks his arms and legs in the "French Tickler"!! Xavier giggles and laughs as Steven tickles his midsection while locking his arms up. Finally Steven breaks the hold after much confusion from the ref. Steven keeps control from there.
The ending comes when Steven is up on the top rope looking to go for a Tornado DDT. Once he leaps off Xavier catches him on his shoulders and looks to be going for the "GTS" finish. Steven rakes the eyes and drops behind Xavier. Once Xavier turns around both men go for a superkick, knocking eachother down! The ref counts and gets to 9 before both men make it to their feet. Xavier blocks the "Eliminating the Competition" lowblow from Steven and lifts him up for the "GTS" again. But Steven locks in a Dragon Sleeper and slowly rolls over and locks in the "Goodnight Kiss"!! Steven locks it in tighter as Xavier begins to fade before finally taping out!
Winner: Steven Osbourne via Submission
Match Highlights: Double Superkick, knocking eachother down for a 9 count.
Top Rope Fisherman Suplex from Xavier Creed.
Stevens Valets distracted Xavier twice leading to Steven almost getting the win with 2 flukey roll-ups.
After Match: Osbourne celebrates (kind of) with his new found valets! Osbourne attempts to go for a double kiss, but gets shot down by Veronica Anderson with a palm to the lips. Osbourne shrugs it off before continuing with his much earned celebration.
The Bell rings to start this match!!
DING DING DING!!!!!!!!!
Match Summery: As the bell rings Xavier Creed and Steven Osbourne lock up. Xavier Creed takes control of the wrist and begins to wrench. Steven drops, pops, and kips up to his feet before he takes control with a wrist lock of his own. He wrenches and quickly goes into a hammerlock before catching Xavier's head into a headlock. From there, Steven lands a smooth swinging neckbreaker. He covers, but only gets a 1 count. He lifts Xavier up and whips him before catching him with a flying headscissors. Xavier pops right back up in the corner and Steven comes over and locks his arms and legs in the "French Tickler"!! Xavier giggles and laughs as Steven tickles his midsection while locking his arms up. Finally Steven breaks the hold after much confusion from the ref. Steven keeps control from there.
The ending comes when Steven is up on the top rope looking to go for a Tornado DDT. Once he leaps off Xavier catches him on his shoulders and looks to be going for the "GTS" finish. Steven rakes the eyes and drops behind Xavier. Once Xavier turns around both men go for a superkick, knocking eachother down! The ref counts and gets to 9 before both men make it to their feet. Xavier blocks the "Eliminating the Competition" lowblow from Steven and lifts him up for the "GTS" again. But Steven locks in a Dragon Sleeper and slowly rolls over and locks in the "Goodnight Kiss"!! Steven locks it in tighter as Xavier begins to fade before finally taping out!
Winner: Steven Osbourne via Submission
Match Highlights: Double Superkick, knocking eachother down for a 9 count.
Top Rope Fisherman Suplex from Xavier Creed.
Stevens Valets distracted Xavier twice leading to Steven almost getting the win with 2 flukey roll-ups.
After Match: Osbourne celebrates (kind of) with his new found valets! Osbourne attempts to go for a double kiss, but gets shot down by Veronica Anderson with a palm to the lips. Osbourne shrugs it off before continuing with his much earned celebration.
Segment
We come backstage where we see our Official interviewer, Danny Brannigan, prepared to get a word from one of the winners so far in the tournament. He spots someone and scurries over to them. We can see Dr. Crane laughing menacingly alongside a very strong Scorpion. Danny gets to work.
Danny Brannigan:"Dr. Crane! Can we get a few words on the win that your Monster, Scorpion, picked up tonight?"
Dr. Crane laughs as he begins.
Dr. Crane:"Like I told each and every one of the people, my Monster, Scorpion, was going to walk into this tournament and destroy all that step into his path! That clown thought he would walk away tonight with a win over my monster, but he was left laying on the mat looking up at the lights with clown paint smeared all over his laughable face."
Danny Brannigan:"It looks like Scorpion will be facing Steven Osbourne next week in the Second round of the tournament. Thoughts on that match? Can Scorpion walk out the winner?"
Dr. Crane:"My monster will break Steven Osbourne! All Steven cares about is sex and making every woman love him. Well Scorpion is not a woman, and he certainly isn't someone you should take lightly! My monster is going to win this tournament! And he is going to walk away as your new HWA World Heavyweight Champion! The only thing you can do...is FEAR HIM!"
Scorpion grunts as he stares down Danny, making the interviewer uncomfortable. Dr. Crane laughs as the two walk away, leaving Danny looking on nervously.
Danny Brannigan:"Dr. Crane! Can we get a few words on the win that your Monster, Scorpion, picked up tonight?"
Dr. Crane laughs as he begins.
Dr. Crane:"Like I told each and every one of the people, my Monster, Scorpion, was going to walk into this tournament and destroy all that step into his path! That clown thought he would walk away tonight with a win over my monster, but he was left laying on the mat looking up at the lights with clown paint smeared all over his laughable face."
Danny Brannigan:"It looks like Scorpion will be facing Steven Osbourne next week in the Second round of the tournament. Thoughts on that match? Can Scorpion walk out the winner?"
Dr. Crane:"My monster will break Steven Osbourne! All Steven cares about is sex and making every woman love him. Well Scorpion is not a woman, and he certainly isn't someone you should take lightly! My monster is going to win this tournament! And he is going to walk away as your new HWA World Heavyweight Champion! The only thing you can do...is FEAR HIM!"
Scorpion grunts as he stares down Danny, making the interviewer uncomfortable. Dr. Crane laughs as the two walk away, leaving Danny looking on nervously.
First Round Match for the HWA World Heavyweight Championship
Aurora vs. Deon Savage
"Mr. Cool" Charles Madden:"The following is a First Round Match in the Tournament for the HWA World Heavyweight Championship! Introducing first....."
The arena turns completely black as "Broken out in Love" By Mark Crozer and the Rels hits the sound system. a flaming pentagram appears onstage and burns brightly for a few moments. Suddenly, it goes out and red smoke fills the stage as Deon Savage comes out from the residue of the pentagram, A hooded robe hiding his face and head. He begins down the ramp, hands clasped together in front of him. The lights flash from red to normal as if watching a horror movie.
Once he gets to the ring he walks through the ropes and takes his hood off as the lights return to normal. He props himself on the top turnbuckle, eyeing his opponent for the match.
"Mr. Cool" Charles Madden:"And his opponent........"
Once he gets to the ring he walks through the ropes and takes his hood off as the lights return to normal. He props himself on the top turnbuckle, eyeing his opponent for the match.
"Mr. Cool" Charles Madden:"And his opponent........"
"Just gold" by Mando Pony blasts through the speakers of the arena as Aurora walks out onto the ramp accompanied by her brother Adrian. A cold smirk covers her painted lips as she looks left and right, taking in the crowd before walking halfway down the ramp. Striking a quick pose pyrotechnics hit at the top of the stage bringing a glow of purple around her before she continues down the ramp occasionally hitting the hands of a few fans along the way that happen to strike her interest that week.
Circling the ring she then slides under the ropes in front of the commentators before going to the nearest turn buckle razing both hands in the air. She stands there basking in the reaction from the fans before then jumping down and leaning against the ropes awaiting her opponent as her brother stands on the ring apron behind her, talking into her ear. She gives slight nods but never moves her eyes from Deon Savage as the beam of light against her face gives an almost eerie aura to the painted features staring ahead.
The Bell rings to start this match!!
DING DING DING!!!!!!!!!
Match Summery: As the bell rings the two begin to circle eachother. Both looking ready for a fight. They lock up and Deon shoves her back quickly. He stares at her, not moving an inch. She gets to her feet again and they circle again before locking up. Same thing. Deon shoves her back, but this time Aurora stay on her feet. They go to lock up again, but this time Aurora ducks under and takes control from behind with a waist lock. Deon struggles for a second before grabbing her by her hair and lifting her up onto his shoulder. He runs and drops her onto the top turnbuckle with Snake eyes before running and bouncing off the ropes and coming back with a big boot to her face. Deon keeps control from there with a pin and a 2 count.
The ending comes when Deon is setting up for the "Nail in the Coffin". He grabs Aurora and lifts her up, but Adrian hops on the apron and grabs Aurora's shirt, pulling her off of Deon. Deon, confused, turns around and is met with a springboard Tilt-A-Whirl Headscissors! Aurora then climbs the top rope and looks around before hoping off and nailing "Aurora Borealis"!!! She covers and gets the pinfall victory!
Winner: Aurora via Pinfall
Match Highlights: Aurora misses a Moonsault, leaving her open for a Uranage from Deon.
Adrian pulled Auroras foot onto the rope when she was nearly pinned after a "Nail in the COffin" from Deon.
After Match: Aurora and Adrian begins to celebrate when Deon comes back into the ring and stands in their faces. Aurora backs Adrian off and the two stare eachother down. The crowd begins to chant "Rematch" as both just keep eyes locked on eachother. Eventually Deon backs off and exits the ring, never losing eye contact with Aurora.
Circling the ring she then slides under the ropes in front of the commentators before going to the nearest turn buckle razing both hands in the air. She stands there basking in the reaction from the fans before then jumping down and leaning against the ropes awaiting her opponent as her brother stands on the ring apron behind her, talking into her ear. She gives slight nods but never moves her eyes from Deon Savage as the beam of light against her face gives an almost eerie aura to the painted features staring ahead.
The Bell rings to start this match!!
DING DING DING!!!!!!!!!
Match Summery: As the bell rings the two begin to circle eachother. Both looking ready for a fight. They lock up and Deon shoves her back quickly. He stares at her, not moving an inch. She gets to her feet again and they circle again before locking up. Same thing. Deon shoves her back, but this time Aurora stay on her feet. They go to lock up again, but this time Aurora ducks under and takes control from behind with a waist lock. Deon struggles for a second before grabbing her by her hair and lifting her up onto his shoulder. He runs and drops her onto the top turnbuckle with Snake eyes before running and bouncing off the ropes and coming back with a big boot to her face. Deon keeps control from there with a pin and a 2 count.
The ending comes when Deon is setting up for the "Nail in the Coffin". He grabs Aurora and lifts her up, but Adrian hops on the apron and grabs Aurora's shirt, pulling her off of Deon. Deon, confused, turns around and is met with a springboard Tilt-A-Whirl Headscissors! Aurora then climbs the top rope and looks around before hoping off and nailing "Aurora Borealis"!!! She covers and gets the pinfall victory!
Winner: Aurora via Pinfall
Match Highlights: Aurora misses a Moonsault, leaving her open for a Uranage from Deon.
Adrian pulled Auroras foot onto the rope when she was nearly pinned after a "Nail in the COffin" from Deon.
After Match: Aurora and Adrian begins to celebrate when Deon comes back into the ring and stands in their faces. Aurora backs Adrian off and the two stare eachother down. The crowd begins to chant "Rematch" as both just keep eyes locked on eachother. Eventually Deon backs off and exits the ring, never losing eye contact with Aurora.
Segment
First Round Match for the HWA World Heavyweight Championship
Alex Sanders vs. Tyson Shaw
"Mr. Cool" Charles Madden:"The following is a First Round Match in the Tournament for the HWA World Heavyweight Championship! Introducing first....."
the lights dim down as "Time 4 Sum Aksion" By Redman hits. once the beat drops smoke begins to pour out on stage. Out from the smoke walks Tyson Shaw, a angry look on his face. He flexes and stares out at the crowd before beginning down to the ring.
Once Shaw hits the ring he stops and looks around the arena before climbing onto the ring apron. Shaw begins pounding his chest before he yells out "I'm the Man!". Shaw climbs into the ring and waits.
"mr. Cool" Charles Madden:"And his opponent........"
Once Shaw hits the ring he stops and looks around the arena before climbing onto the ring apron. Shaw begins pounding his chest before he yells out "I'm the Man!". Shaw climbs into the ring and waits.
"mr. Cool" Charles Madden:"And his opponent........"
"Promenade" hits and 2 squires comes out from the back holding a red carpet. They roll it out and down the entrance way before standing at the stage. after the short intro Alex Sanders comes out from the back wearing an elegant robe and crown atop his head. His nose is held high as he looks down upon the audience. He looks around and simply snorts towards the crowd before beginning down the ramp.
Once he gets to the bottom he turns to the steel steps and stops before looking down and snapping his fingers. The 2 squires comes over and remove his robe and crown and begin to dust off the steps before backing off and letting Alex Sanders walk up the now clean steps. He comes to the ropes as the squires hold them open for him. He gets into the ring and does a circle before stretching his arms out to the sides, very arrogantly smirking. He then begins stretching in the corner, waiting for the bell.
The Bell rings to start this match!!
DING DING DING!!!!!!!!!
Match Summery: After the bell Sanders and Shaw circle before locking up. Sanders quickly takes control and hits a suplex on Shaw. He floats over and lifts Shaw back up before hitting a back suplex. He then locks in a camel clutch from there, signaling out Shaws back.
The match isn't a very long one as Sanders shuts Shaw down with suplex's every time Shaw begins to gain momentum. Shaw reverses an Irish whip into a big overhead Belly to Belly suplex before pulling down the straps. He begins pounding his chest and calling for the "Sky High". When he grabs Sanders and lifts him into the air, Sanders lands on his feet and nails a German Suplex. He then runs and leaps onto the ropes, springboarding off and nailing his "Crowning Achievement" Lionsault finisher!! He covers and gets the big win!
Winner: Alex Sanders via Pinfall
Match Highlights: The whole match Sanders broke down Shaws back with series of Suplex's and submission holds, all aimed towards his back.
Shaw managed to get his signature military press into a spinebuster for a 2 count.
After Match: Sanders celebrates as his squires place his crown atop his head again. He whips his feet on Shaw before exiting the ring and raising his hands in victory.
Once he gets to the bottom he turns to the steel steps and stops before looking down and snapping his fingers. The 2 squires comes over and remove his robe and crown and begin to dust off the steps before backing off and letting Alex Sanders walk up the now clean steps. He comes to the ropes as the squires hold them open for him. He gets into the ring and does a circle before stretching his arms out to the sides, very arrogantly smirking. He then begins stretching in the corner, waiting for the bell.
The Bell rings to start this match!!
DING DING DING!!!!!!!!!
Match Summery: After the bell Sanders and Shaw circle before locking up. Sanders quickly takes control and hits a suplex on Shaw. He floats over and lifts Shaw back up before hitting a back suplex. He then locks in a camel clutch from there, signaling out Shaws back.
The match isn't a very long one as Sanders shuts Shaw down with suplex's every time Shaw begins to gain momentum. Shaw reverses an Irish whip into a big overhead Belly to Belly suplex before pulling down the straps. He begins pounding his chest and calling for the "Sky High". When he grabs Sanders and lifts him into the air, Sanders lands on his feet and nails a German Suplex. He then runs and leaps onto the ropes, springboarding off and nailing his "Crowning Achievement" Lionsault finisher!! He covers and gets the big win!
Winner: Alex Sanders via Pinfall
Match Highlights: The whole match Sanders broke down Shaws back with series of Suplex's and submission holds, all aimed towards his back.
Shaw managed to get his signature military press into a spinebuster for a 2 count.
After Match: Sanders celebrates as his squires place his crown atop his head again. He whips his feet on Shaw before exiting the ring and raising his hands in victory.
Segment
Blank Segment (Will be filled Next week)
First Round Match for the HWA World Heavyweight Championship
Glam Man vs. Missy Paige
"Mr. Cool" Charles Madden:"The following is a First Round Match in the Tournament for the HWA World Heavyweight Championship! Introducing first....."
"Sickness and Sorrow" by Champagne Charade hits and smoke comes from the top of the ramp. When the words hit, Missy Paige comes out from the back with a stoic look on her face. She looks around before throwing up the metal horns in her right hand and stretching her left leg out to the side and bending down a little. She hops back up up to her feet and begins to walk down the ramp, arguing with the fans.
"Mr. Cool" Charles Madden:"weighing in at 150 Pounds, hailing from Newark, New Jersey, she is the SiCk BitCh, MISSSYYYY PAAAIIGGGEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Missy slides into the ring and get's to her feet. She hops up on the turnbuckle and points out to the crowd before throwing up the metal horns in her right hand again. She hops down and begins to stretch in the corner, waiting for the match to begin.
"Mr. Cool" Charles Madden:"And her opponent......."
"Mr. Cool" Charles Madden:"weighing in at 150 Pounds, hailing from Newark, New Jersey, she is the SiCk BitCh, MISSSYYYY PAAAIIGGGEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Missy slides into the ring and get's to her feet. She hops up on the turnbuckle and points out to the crowd before throwing up the metal horns in her right hand again. She hops down and begins to stretch in the corner, waiting for the match to begin.
"Mr. Cool" Charles Madden:"And her opponent......."
The crowd falls silent as the lights dim out. After a few seconds the crowd become restless until the start of "Fractured" by Taproot cracks through the speakers at a high volume. The Glam Mans entrance video plays on the TitanTron as he slowly struts out with his arms spread out either side of him holding a beer in each hand. The crowd reacts loudly with a mixture of boos and cheers as Glammy continues on his path towards the ring, chugging away at both his beers. As he gets closer to the ring, Glammy starts to get slightly distracted by women at ringside, teasing himself towards them.
After finishing both beers simultaneously, Glammy throws both beer bottles into the crowd as he steps into the ring. Once inside, Glammy stands in the middle of the ring with a grin on his face looking towards the ramp, eagerly awaiting the bell.
The Bell rings to start this match!!
DING DING DING!!!!!!!!!
Match Summery: Glam Man and Missy Paige begin the match by locking up. Glam grabs a handful of mohawk and backs her in the corner. The ref counts as Glam pulls her hair. He finally backs off at 4 and licks his hand and blows her a kiss. She comes at him quickly as they lock up. Again, Glam pulls her to the ropes by the hair and holds on for 4. he then lets go and laughs in her face before shoving her face. She responds with a huge slap to the face and a quick roll-up. Glam kicks out and they both get to their feet. Missy runs at him and he grabs her hair again and slams her head to the mat. Glam laughs as the crowd boos towards him. He lifts her up and whips her before nailing a big boot. He takes control from there with a headlock on the ground.
Towards the end of the match the ref is down and Missy has Glam reeling from a single leg dropkick. He is teetering as she gits the ropes again and goes for a hurricanrana. She hits it, but Glam holds on and shoves her off, Missy landing on her feet. He then nails her with a beer bottle he was hiding, glass flying everywhere, then nails her with a viscous big boot! She goes down hard and he drags her to the ropes. He wakes the ref up and the ref looks out of it. Glam climbs the ropes and leaps off with the "Alcoholics Anonymous"!! he covers and the ref slowly makes the 3 count for the win!
Winner: Glam man via Pinfall
Match Highlights: Glam Man hits a missile dropkick, sending Missy out of the ring.
The ref was knocked down when Glam man pulled him into a dropkick from Missy, saving himself.
After Match: Glam Man celebrates the only way he knows how. A BEER BASH! He chugs a few beers and celebrates before going to the back.
After finishing both beers simultaneously, Glammy throws both beer bottles into the crowd as he steps into the ring. Once inside, Glammy stands in the middle of the ring with a grin on his face looking towards the ramp, eagerly awaiting the bell.
The Bell rings to start this match!!
DING DING DING!!!!!!!!!
Match Summery: Glam Man and Missy Paige begin the match by locking up. Glam grabs a handful of mohawk and backs her in the corner. The ref counts as Glam pulls her hair. He finally backs off at 4 and licks his hand and blows her a kiss. She comes at him quickly as they lock up. Again, Glam pulls her to the ropes by the hair and holds on for 4. he then lets go and laughs in her face before shoving her face. She responds with a huge slap to the face and a quick roll-up. Glam kicks out and they both get to their feet. Missy runs at him and he grabs her hair again and slams her head to the mat. Glam laughs as the crowd boos towards him. He lifts her up and whips her before nailing a big boot. He takes control from there with a headlock on the ground.
Towards the end of the match the ref is down and Missy has Glam reeling from a single leg dropkick. He is teetering as she gits the ropes again and goes for a hurricanrana. She hits it, but Glam holds on and shoves her off, Missy landing on her feet. He then nails her with a beer bottle he was hiding, glass flying everywhere, then nails her with a viscous big boot! She goes down hard and he drags her to the ropes. He wakes the ref up and the ref looks out of it. Glam climbs the ropes and leaps off with the "Alcoholics Anonymous"!! he covers and the ref slowly makes the 3 count for the win!
Winner: Glam man via Pinfall
Match Highlights: Glam Man hits a missile dropkick, sending Missy out of the ring.
The ref was knocked down when Glam man pulled him into a dropkick from Missy, saving himself.
After Match: Glam Man celebrates the only way he knows how. A BEER BASH! He chugs a few beers and celebrates before going to the back.
Segment
Blank Segment (Will be filled Next week)
First Round Match for the HWA World Heavyweight Championship
Kuk Killswitch vs. Laila Marie
"Mr. Cool" Charles Madden:"The following is a First Round Match in the Tournament for the HWA World Heavyweight Championship! Introducing first....."
Laila Marie is out in the ring before we come back from commercial. She is awaiting her opponent, stretching in the corner.
"Welcome Home” By Coheed and Cambria begins to play and the camera begins to pan around the arena. The fans begin to give a mixed reaction, leaning more towards boos, as red lasers begin flashing around the arena. After the intro the lights begin to violently strobe to the beat as the ramp puts out smoke. Kuk Killswitch storms out from the back in his usual entrance attire. Across his face, an annoyed look. He looks around before wiping his mouth with his arm and snorting. He holds up his fists and the crowd showers him with heavy boos. He puts them down as he shakes his head again. Kuk begins to walk towards the ring, looking left and right and arguing with some fans.
"Mr. Cool" Charles Madden:"Weighing in tonight at 220 pounds, hailing from Ozone Park, New York, he is The Hardcore Reject, Kuk KIIIIIILLLLSSSSSSWWWWWWWWIIIIIIITTTTCCCCCCCCCCHhhhhhh!!!!!"
Kuk is now at the ring as he looks at the camera. He mouths off some words before pulling himself up on the ring apron with his right knee. Killswitch lifts himself up and spins around on the apron. He looks around before holding up the metal horns. He then gets into the ring and steps up on the turnbuckle. Killswitch holds up the metal horns again before slowly putting them to his sides as he wipes his mouth again and turns. He sits on the top turnbuckle as he looks around waiting for the match to begin.
The Bell rings to start this match!!
DING DING DING!!!!!!!!!
Match Summery: Killswitch doesn't wait as he immedietly charges Laila in the corner. He nails a few blows before the ref backs him up and checks on Laila. She is up and ready as the circle and lock up. Killswitch grabs the hair and takes her to the corner again. The ref counts to 4 and Killswitch breaks before he back off and nails her with a punch to the gut! The crowd boos as Killswitch rakes her eyes and punches again. The ref tries to get between, but Killswitch shoves him out of the way. The ref begins counting and Killswitch finally lets go and backs up. Laila comes out of the corner with a few chops and punches, which don't look to be fazing Killswitch. She goes to run the ropes, but Killswitch runs with her and nails her with a knee to the gut as soon as she hits the ropes. He then grabs her arm and whips her to the other ropes and does the same thing with a knee to the gut. He then whips her again and nails a big boot. Taking her down. He covers, but only gets a 2.
Laila finally has control at the end of the match and she is about to end it. She runs towards Killswitch who is down on the ground, but Killswitch ducks a clothesline attempt and nails the "KOK"! He grabs a handful of Laila's hair and lifts her to her feet before spitting in her face and lifting her on his shoulders. He then drops her on her head with the "Kuk Out" before covering for the 3 count!
Winner: Kuk Killswitch via Pinfall
Match Highlights: Kuk misses a "Killswitch Bomb" and Laila covers for a 2 count.
Laila managed to nail a frankensteiner off the top rope, Killswitch landing on the top of his head.
Killswitch hits a suicide dive, sending Laila into the guardrail.
Killswitch almost used a chair, but the ref took it away and Laila hit a low blow and roll-up for a very close 2 count.
After Match: Killswitch goes to the outside and gets a chair before entering the ring. He tries to hit her with the chair, but the ref won't let him, taking the chair away again. Finally, Kuk gets sick of it and levels the ref with a "Kuk Out"! Killswitch leaves with a pissed off look on his face.
"Mr. Cool" Charles Madden:"Weighing in tonight at 220 pounds, hailing from Ozone Park, New York, he is The Hardcore Reject, Kuk KIIIIIILLLLSSSSSSWWWWWWWWIIIIIIITTTTCCCCCCCCCCHhhhhhh!!!!!"
Kuk is now at the ring as he looks at the camera. He mouths off some words before pulling himself up on the ring apron with his right knee. Killswitch lifts himself up and spins around on the apron. He looks around before holding up the metal horns. He then gets into the ring and steps up on the turnbuckle. Killswitch holds up the metal horns again before slowly putting them to his sides as he wipes his mouth again and turns. He sits on the top turnbuckle as he looks around waiting for the match to begin.
The Bell rings to start this match!!
DING DING DING!!!!!!!!!
Match Summery: Killswitch doesn't wait as he immedietly charges Laila in the corner. He nails a few blows before the ref backs him up and checks on Laila. She is up and ready as the circle and lock up. Killswitch grabs the hair and takes her to the corner again. The ref counts to 4 and Killswitch breaks before he back off and nails her with a punch to the gut! The crowd boos as Killswitch rakes her eyes and punches again. The ref tries to get between, but Killswitch shoves him out of the way. The ref begins counting and Killswitch finally lets go and backs up. Laila comes out of the corner with a few chops and punches, which don't look to be fazing Killswitch. She goes to run the ropes, but Killswitch runs with her and nails her with a knee to the gut as soon as she hits the ropes. He then grabs her arm and whips her to the other ropes and does the same thing with a knee to the gut. He then whips her again and nails a big boot. Taking her down. He covers, but only gets a 2.
Laila finally has control at the end of the match and she is about to end it. She runs towards Killswitch who is down on the ground, but Killswitch ducks a clothesline attempt and nails the "KOK"! He grabs a handful of Laila's hair and lifts her to her feet before spitting in her face and lifting her on his shoulders. He then drops her on her head with the "Kuk Out" before covering for the 3 count!
Winner: Kuk Killswitch via Pinfall
Match Highlights: Kuk misses a "Killswitch Bomb" and Laila covers for a 2 count.
Laila managed to nail a frankensteiner off the top rope, Killswitch landing on the top of his head.
Killswitch hits a suicide dive, sending Laila into the guardrail.
Killswitch almost used a chair, but the ref took it away and Laila hit a low blow and roll-up for a very close 2 count.
After Match: Killswitch goes to the outside and gets a chair before entering the ring. He tries to hit her with the chair, but the ref won't let him, taking the chair away again. Finally, Kuk gets sick of it and levels the ref with a "Kuk Out"! Killswitch leaves with a pissed off look on his face.
Segment
Blank Segment (Will be filled Next week)
First Round Match for the HWA World Heavyweight Championship
Serbia vs. Decay vs. Kurt Ryan
"Mr. Cool" Charles Madden:"The following is a First Round Match in the Tournament for the HWA World Heavyweight Championship! Introducing first....."
"Psychosocial" By Slipknot hits and the intro plays out. The lights violently strobe and shake to the beat. Then the beat drops and the drums kick in at full speed. When the words hit Decay comes out from the back inside of a straight jacket. A small man follows as Decay comes to the edge of the ramp. He looks around before the small man unhooks the straight jacket and exits to the back. Decay lets out a primal scream and claws and pulls at his face before beginning down the ramp.
He comes to the ring and rolls in before getting to his feet quickly. he climbs the ropes and lets out another scream as he extends his arms out to the sides. He hops down and paces around the ring, waiting for the bell.
"Mr. Cool" Charles Madden:"And his first opponent..........."
He comes to the ring and rolls in before getting to his feet quickly. he climbs the ropes and lets out another scream as he extends his arms out to the sides. He hops down and paces around the ring, waiting for the bell.
"Mr. Cool" Charles Madden:"And his first opponent..........."
"Blue" by The Birthday Massacre echoes across the arena and the lights go dark. There is an eerie dark green light on the stage, and after the intro, the lights begin to flicker rigorously as Serbia emerges from behind the curtain, performing a seductive dance on the stage. Serbia struts down the ramp, still stroking and caressing herself as she taunts some nearby fans.
Once she reaches ringside, she seductively crawls onto the apron and slowly raises to her feet. She then wraps her legs around the top rope and hangs herself upside down facing the crowd, like a vampire, with her arms crossed around her chest and giving an evil glare to the fans. After this, she squeezes in between the ropes and climbs back to her feet. She hops onto the nearest turnbuckle and rubs her hands down her body once again before stepping back onto the mat and eyeing her opponent with a sinister stare.
"Mr. Cool" Charles Madden:"And the final opponent.........."
Once she reaches ringside, she seductively crawls onto the apron and slowly raises to her feet. She then wraps her legs around the top rope and hangs herself upside down facing the crowd, like a vampire, with her arms crossed around her chest and giving an evil glare to the fans. After this, she squeezes in between the ropes and climbs back to her feet. She hops onto the nearest turnbuckle and rubs her hands down her body once again before stepping back onto the mat and eyeing her opponent with a sinister stare.
"Mr. Cool" Charles Madden:"And the final opponent.........."
"Stop to Fall" By All Faces Down hits and Kurt Ryan comes out from the back with a smile on his face. He points out to the fans before throwing up the metal horns and darting down the ramp, slapping fans outreached hands.
He slides into the ring and pops up to his feet immedietly before hopping on the top rope and throwing up the metal horns again. He points out to the crowd before doing a back flip off the top rope and landing on his feet in the middle of the ring.
The Bell rings to start this match!!
DING DING DING!!!!!!!!!
Match Summery: the 3 begin to circle, but Decay and Serbia eye eachother and both go after Kurt. They begin kicking, punching, and stomping Kurt before Serbia hits the 666 Forearms on him and rebounding off the ropes for a lariat! Decay lifts him before tossing him out of the ring. They then focus on eachother. They begin exchanging blows back and forth before rebounds off the ropes and hits a wheelbarrow bulldog. She then takes over from there.
The ending comes when Serbia is caught in the ropes and Kurt goes for "Overdose 11". When he backflips, Serbia slides out of the ropes and to the apron. Kurt lands on his feet and turns into a hotshot from Serbia, choking him on the ropes and sending him backwards into the awaiting arms of Decay who hits the "State of Decay"! When he covers, Serbia leaps off the top rope and nails the "Reign of Terror" on both men! She slides off Decay and covers Kurt Ryan for the win!
Winner: Serbia via Pinfall
Match Highlights: Serbia hits a super hurricanrana on Kurt sending him right into a sit-out powerbomb from Decay!
Serbia hits the "Marijuana Trip" on Kurt and then Decay nails Kurt with the "Black Death", but Serbia breaks up the pinfall.
After Match: Serbia celebrates before coming face to face with Decay who gives her a brief nod and exits the ring.
He slides into the ring and pops up to his feet immedietly before hopping on the top rope and throwing up the metal horns again. He points out to the crowd before doing a back flip off the top rope and landing on his feet in the middle of the ring.
The Bell rings to start this match!!
DING DING DING!!!!!!!!!
Match Summery: the 3 begin to circle, but Decay and Serbia eye eachother and both go after Kurt. They begin kicking, punching, and stomping Kurt before Serbia hits the 666 Forearms on him and rebounding off the ropes for a lariat! Decay lifts him before tossing him out of the ring. They then focus on eachother. They begin exchanging blows back and forth before rebounds off the ropes and hits a wheelbarrow bulldog. She then takes over from there.
The ending comes when Serbia is caught in the ropes and Kurt goes for "Overdose 11". When he backflips, Serbia slides out of the ropes and to the apron. Kurt lands on his feet and turns into a hotshot from Serbia, choking him on the ropes and sending him backwards into the awaiting arms of Decay who hits the "State of Decay"! When he covers, Serbia leaps off the top rope and nails the "Reign of Terror" on both men! She slides off Decay and covers Kurt Ryan for the win!
Winner: Serbia via Pinfall
Match Highlights: Serbia hits a super hurricanrana on Kurt sending him right into a sit-out powerbomb from Decay!
Serbia hits the "Marijuana Trip" on Kurt and then Decay nails Kurt with the "Black Death", but Serbia breaks up the pinfall.
After Match: Serbia celebrates before coming face to face with Decay who gives her a brief nod and exits the ring.
Segment
We come backstage where we see Danny Brannigan standing in front of the locker room of Kuk Killswitch. The door opens up and Kuk steps out from the locker room still looking mad about his match. Danny stands, ready for the interview.
Danny Brannigan:"Kuk, can I get a few words from you about your match earlier and moving on in the tournament?"
Kuk turns to Danny and sniffles.
Kuk Killswitch:"Look DB, we have a long history with eachother so I'll let you get an interview. but make it quick!"
Danny looks surprised, but continues.
Danny Brannigan:"First, I'd just like to know why you were so fired up tonight? it seemed that you were mad about something?"
Kuk Killswitch:"It's simple DB. Tonight was the first night of HWA. You know me and anybody who knows my name knows that I am all about hardcore wrestling. I've built my Hall of Fame career on it! Tonight I had to come in here and make a statement! Was I pissed? No. I was against some bitch that is unknown! Tonight was an easy night for me and I made sure that every single one of the people out there and the suits back here knew who and what Kuk Killswitch was all about!"
Danny Brannigan:"Next week you face someone you have a lot of history with. You step in the ring against your half-brother, Glam Man! What are your thoughts on that match?"
Kuk Killswitch:"Blood is blood man. Glam's my brother and everything and we've certainly been in wars against eachother, but next week is an entire different story. We are fighting for the World Championship and I'm not going to let my own brother get in the way of it! And if I know Glam and I do, he will say the same thing. Next week is gonna' be fun, but don't get it twisted. I'm going in to win, not to take it easy on my family."
Danny Brannigan:"Last question. Do you think you can beat your half-brother and win this tournament?"
Kuk takes a deep breath and we can see the anger return to his face.
Kuk Killswitch:"Of course I can fuckin' beat him! I've beat him before, what makes now so different!? NOTHING! I'm walking into this match, looking my brother in the face and knocking him the FUCK out! Then I'll walk my ass all the way to the end of this tournament and drop every motherfucker on their head like I did tonight! And I will walk away as your HWA World Heavyweight Champion! And anybody that thinks different can step in the ring and try me! We're done here!"
Kuk pushes Danny out of the way and storms off, seemingly walking out of the arena.
Danny Brannigan:"Kuk, can I get a few words from you about your match earlier and moving on in the tournament?"
Kuk turns to Danny and sniffles.
Kuk Killswitch:"Look DB, we have a long history with eachother so I'll let you get an interview. but make it quick!"
Danny looks surprised, but continues.
Danny Brannigan:"First, I'd just like to know why you were so fired up tonight? it seemed that you were mad about something?"
Kuk Killswitch:"It's simple DB. Tonight was the first night of HWA. You know me and anybody who knows my name knows that I am all about hardcore wrestling. I've built my Hall of Fame career on it! Tonight I had to come in here and make a statement! Was I pissed? No. I was against some bitch that is unknown! Tonight was an easy night for me and I made sure that every single one of the people out there and the suits back here knew who and what Kuk Killswitch was all about!"
Danny Brannigan:"Next week you face someone you have a lot of history with. You step in the ring against your half-brother, Glam Man! What are your thoughts on that match?"
Kuk Killswitch:"Blood is blood man. Glam's my brother and everything and we've certainly been in wars against eachother, but next week is an entire different story. We are fighting for the World Championship and I'm not going to let my own brother get in the way of it! And if I know Glam and I do, he will say the same thing. Next week is gonna' be fun, but don't get it twisted. I'm going in to win, not to take it easy on my family."
Danny Brannigan:"Last question. Do you think you can beat your half-brother and win this tournament?"
Kuk takes a deep breath and we can see the anger return to his face.
Kuk Killswitch:"Of course I can fuckin' beat him! I've beat him before, what makes now so different!? NOTHING! I'm walking into this match, looking my brother in the face and knocking him the FUCK out! Then I'll walk my ass all the way to the end of this tournament and drop every motherfucker on their head like I did tonight! And I will walk away as your HWA World Heavyweight Champion! And anybody that thinks different can step in the ring and try me! We're done here!"
Kuk pushes Danny out of the way and storms off, seemingly walking out of the arena.
First Round Match for the HWA World Heavyweight Championship
Cory Arson vs. Jacob Cass
"Mr. Cool" Charles Madden:"The following is a First Round Match in the Tournament for the HWA World Heavyweight Championship! Introducing first....."
"I Am" By Dale Oliver hits and Jacob Cass comes out from the back with a hood covering his head. He walks to the edge of the ramp and crouches down. He sits in that position for a moment before tossing his hood off and spreading his arms out to the sides. The crowd boos as he simply walks down the ramp with a cocky smirk on his face.
he comes to the ring and slides in before popping to his feet and throwing his arms to the sides again as the crowd showers him with loud boos and hatred. He simply shrugs and takes off his ring jacket before waiting for the bell.
"Mr. Cool" Charles Madden:"And his opponent........."
he comes to the ring and slides in before popping to his feet and throwing his arms to the sides again as the crowd showers him with loud boos and hatred. He simply shrugs and takes off his ring jacket before waiting for the bell.
"Mr. Cool" Charles Madden:"And his opponent........."
"ask about me" By ice cube and the lights go out. The song plays out and as the beat drops fireworks explode. red and white lasers and lights turn on and Cory arson raises from the stage in a boxing robe on. on the back of the robe it says "poppa don't take no mess". Cory stands with his arms folded with a smirk spread across his face. then he walks down the stage running his mouth to the fans.
when he gets to the ring he walks up the steps and stands on the side of the turnbuckle. He stands on the turnbuckle and throws one arm up and looks around the arena.
The Bell rings to start this match!!
DING DING DING!!!!!!!!!
Match Summery: The bell rings and both men come face to face. Jacob Cass is mouthing off and talking trash. Arson laughs in his face which angers Cass. Cass slaps Arson across the face. Arson wipes his mouth and looks at his hand to check for blood. He looks up and then nails Cass with a huge punch. He nails another, then another, then another, and goes for a clothesline. Cass ducks and nails some kicks to Arson's legs before lifting up Arson and going for the "Cass Out". Arson lands on his feet and hits the "Lights Out" elbow shot! This dazes Cass and Arson goes for a clothesline. Cass ducks and hits a pele kick, knocking Arson down. he covers, but only gets a 1. Arson is back up and both men stare eachother down.
Towards the end of the match, Cass does for a jumping double knee facebreaker, but Arson holds onto him and shoves him off. Cass lands on his feet and catches the "Jawbreaker" superkick which levels him. Arson steps back and calls for the end. Cass is up slowly and Arson grabs him for the "Bow Down"! Cass spins out and nails a superkick of his own. Arson is down and Cass climbs the ropes to go for his "10 Star Frog Splash"! he leaps, but Arson rolls out of the way and Cass eats the mat. Arson lifts Cass up and nails the "Bow Down" before covering for the win!
Winner: Cory Arson via Pinfall
Match Highlights: Back and forth action throughout!
Many reversal situations as both men looked like they were equally matched.
Cass went for the brainbuster, but Arson kneed him in the head and then nailed a Michinoku Driver.
when he gets to the ring he walks up the steps and stands on the side of the turnbuckle. He stands on the turnbuckle and throws one arm up and looks around the arena.
The Bell rings to start this match!!
DING DING DING!!!!!!!!!
Match Summery: The bell rings and both men come face to face. Jacob Cass is mouthing off and talking trash. Arson laughs in his face which angers Cass. Cass slaps Arson across the face. Arson wipes his mouth and looks at his hand to check for blood. He looks up and then nails Cass with a huge punch. He nails another, then another, then another, and goes for a clothesline. Cass ducks and nails some kicks to Arson's legs before lifting up Arson and going for the "Cass Out". Arson lands on his feet and hits the "Lights Out" elbow shot! This dazes Cass and Arson goes for a clothesline. Cass ducks and hits a pele kick, knocking Arson down. he covers, but only gets a 1. Arson is back up and both men stare eachother down.
Towards the end of the match, Cass does for a jumping double knee facebreaker, but Arson holds onto him and shoves him off. Cass lands on his feet and catches the "Jawbreaker" superkick which levels him. Arson steps back and calls for the end. Cass is up slowly and Arson grabs him for the "Bow Down"! Cass spins out and nails a superkick of his own. Arson is down and Cass climbs the ropes to go for his "10 Star Frog Splash"! he leaps, but Arson rolls out of the way and Cass eats the mat. Arson lifts Cass up and nails the "Bow Down" before covering for the win!
Winner: Cory Arson via Pinfall
Match Highlights: Back and forth action throughout!
Many reversal situations as both men looked like they were equally matched.
Cass went for the brainbuster, but Arson kneed him in the head and then nailed a Michinoku Driver.
Ending Segment
As Arson celebrates Cass looks livid. Being a sore loser he attack Arson from behind. He begins stomping and kicking him, but Arson finally breaks away and begins to light Cass up with shots. A brawl begins to ensue before we hear Kuk Killswitch's music. He storms out from the back with a chair in hand. He runs and slides into the ring before ripping Cass off of Arson. He then turns and levels him with the chair. He then stares down at Arson who looks confused. Suddenly, Aurora's music hits and she comes out from the back. That's followed by Steven Osbournes music, then Scorpions music, and before we know it, the entire 2nd round tournament competitors are standing in the ring. They all stare eachother down before arguments begin to ensue. Finally a few shoves begins and the arguments get heated. People are looking to begin to fight when suddenly, out of nowhere Killswitch levels Arson with the steel chair! He nails him so hard the seat bends around his head and Arson falls into the corner. From there, the war begins! Punches are thrown, bodies are flying, then entire second round of the tournament are in a big brawl.
Dick Devereaux:"Unfortunetely we are running out of time folks! Violet...will you do the honors?"
Violet Moore:"Join us next week for the second round of the HWA World HEavyweight CHampionship tournament!!!!"
The logo hits the screen and we slowly fade out on the brawl of the HWA Tournament ending the show!!
Dick Devereaux:"Unfortunetely we are running out of time folks! Violet...will you do the honors?"
Violet Moore:"Join us next week for the second round of the HWA World HEavyweight CHampionship tournament!!!!"
The logo hits the screen and we slowly fade out on the brawl of the HWA Tournament ending the show!!