Opening Segment
The AWS opener plays out as we zoom around the arena at the fans. We see numerous signs and the AWS fans sporting different T-shirts and such. We then come to the announce table where we see Alexis Swann and Tobias Morgan ready for action.
Alexis Swann:"Welcome to our Society! I'm Alexis Swann and I'm joined by my co commentator Tobias Morgan! How you feeling Tobias?"
Tobias Morgan:"I'm feeling great! And boy do we have one hell of a night planned for you tonight! Every title is on the line as Ring Wars brings the best out of everyone here tonight! Will we see new Champions crowned? Or will the reigning Champions prove themselves to be the elite?"
Alexis Swann:"I've also heard rumors of possible new signings. Will they show up here tonight or will we have to wait?"
Tobias Morgan:"So many questions, not enough answers! Let's get things started here with our opening contest!"
Alexis Swann:"Our first match is for the Television Championship! Let's take it to the ring where we have Bryan Saint ready for introductions! Bryan?"
Alexis Swann:"Welcome to our Society! I'm Alexis Swann and I'm joined by my co commentator Tobias Morgan! How you feeling Tobias?"
Tobias Morgan:"I'm feeling great! And boy do we have one hell of a night planned for you tonight! Every title is on the line as Ring Wars brings the best out of everyone here tonight! Will we see new Champions crowned? Or will the reigning Champions prove themselves to be the elite?"
Alexis Swann:"I've also heard rumors of possible new signings. Will they show up here tonight or will we have to wait?"
Tobias Morgan:"So many questions, not enough answers! Let's get things started here with our opening contest!"
Alexis Swann:"Our first match is for the Television Championship! Let's take it to the ring where we have Bryan Saint ready for introductions! Bryan?"
AWS Television Championship Match
No Disqualification
Jacob Cass (c) vs. Aurora
BRYAN SAINT:"The following is your opening contest for the AWS Television Championship! There will be no disqualifications or count-outs in this match! The only way to win is by pinfall or submission! Introducing first....."
"Seven Devils" by Florence and the Machine plays through the arena as Aurora steps out onto the stage, standing on top of the ramp she looks out over the arena allowing her eyes to scan over the people in attendance before she glances down, mumbling to herself briefly.
Bryan Saint:"AUROOORAAAAAAA!!!"
Taking slow strides down the ramp purple and red pyros go off on the stage as she then rolls into the ring. Standing in the middle she once again gazes around the arena before climbing a turnbuckle and raising a hand in the air, a look of determination stays on her face as no other emotions are allowed to show through. Jumping back to the mat she leans against the ropes while gazing at the roof of the arena, taking in a few deep breaths before the match starts.
Bryan Saint:"And her opponent....."
"I Am" By Dale Oliver hits and Jacob Cass comes out from the back with a hood covering his head. He walks to the edge of the ramp and crouches down. He sits in that position for a moment before tossing his hood off and spreading his arms out to the sides. The crowd boos as he simply walks down the ramp with a cocky smirk on his face.
Bryan Saint:"He is the reigning and defending AWS Television Champion.... the MEga Star, JACOB CAAAAAASSSSS!!!"
he comes to the ring and slides in before popping to his feet and throwing his arms to the sides again as the crowd showers him with loud boos and hatred. He simply shrugs and takes off his ring jacket before waiting for the bell.
The Bell rings to start this match!!
DING DING DING!!!!!!!!!
Match: As the bell rings Cass immedietly ditches the ring and heads for the outside as Aurora comes after him with the thick chain she had gotten from under the ring during Cass's entrance. Cass goes under the ring and searches for a weapon as Aurora rolls to the outside and goes for Cass. Cass pulls a chair out, but is caught across the back with the thick chain before he can stand. Cass attempts to try and get away from Aurora by climbing over the barricade, but Aurora wraps the chain around his throat and begins choking him with help from the barricade. Cass is squirming, attempting to catch a breath, but Aurora's hold is too tight. Cass manages to get a foot up and nail Aurora with a kick to the top of the head. She releases her grip and stumbles back as Cass catches his breath and his footing. Aurora comes back towards Cass, but he manages to nail her with another kick to the head causing her to stumble back. Cass grabs the barricade and uses it to springboard in the air and catch her with a forearm to the face, taking them both down. Cass pops up to his feet and lifts Aurora up by the hair before rolling her into the ring. He covers...
One... Two... KICKOUT!
As the match progresses Cass tries to fight off Aurora's tough drive to finally dethrone the Sexist reigning Television Champion. She goes for a somersault Rana, but Cass manages to push her off! Aurora lands on her feet, but Cass is quick to catch her in the jaw with a Superkick! But Aurora catches his foot and whips him around before nailing him with the somersault rana! Cass is sent towards the corner where a table had been set up earlier by Aurora. Cass is up as he leans against the table. Aurora darts towards Cass to put him through the table, but Cass barely notices and manages to leapfrog over her and send her into the table! The table doesn't break though as Aurora holds her shoulder in pain as she bounces off of the table. Cass grabs the chair from the ground in the corner and places it on the ground as he lifts Aurora up into the air on his shoulders. He does a spin and drives her down face first onto the chair with his patented "Cassout"! He covers....
One... Two... THREE!
NO! Aurora manages to just get her shoulder up when Cass thought he had it! The referee argues with Cass as Cass grabs him by the shirt and threatens to end him. Cass shoves the ref out of the way before grabbing the table from the corner and setting it up. He then grabs the steel chair and pounds it on the ground yelling at Aurora to stand up. She gets to her feet slowly and as Cass swings the chair, she ducks and the chair bounces off the ropes and slams into Cass's face! He drops the chair and stumbles before falling onto the table. Aurora takes notice as she climbs the top turnbuckle and looks out at the crowd. They are cheering her on as she smiles and takes a leap, flipping in midair and driving Cass through the table with "Aurora Borealis"! She covers....
One... Two... THREE!!!
Winner and NEW AWS Television Champion: Aurora via Pinfall with "Aurora Borealis"!
"Seven Devils" by Florence and the Machine plays through the arena as Aurora steps out onto the stage, standing on top of the ramp she looks out over the arena allowing her eyes to scan over the people in attendance before she glances down, mumbling to herself briefly.
Bryan Saint:"AUROOORAAAAAAA!!!"
Taking slow strides down the ramp purple and red pyros go off on the stage as she then rolls into the ring. Standing in the middle she once again gazes around the arena before climbing a turnbuckle and raising a hand in the air, a look of determination stays on her face as no other emotions are allowed to show through. Jumping back to the mat she leans against the ropes while gazing at the roof of the arena, taking in a few deep breaths before the match starts.
Bryan Saint:"And her opponent....."
"I Am" By Dale Oliver hits and Jacob Cass comes out from the back with a hood covering his head. He walks to the edge of the ramp and crouches down. He sits in that position for a moment before tossing his hood off and spreading his arms out to the sides. The crowd boos as he simply walks down the ramp with a cocky smirk on his face.
Bryan Saint:"He is the reigning and defending AWS Television Champion.... the MEga Star, JACOB CAAAAAASSSSS!!!"
he comes to the ring and slides in before popping to his feet and throwing his arms to the sides again as the crowd showers him with loud boos and hatred. He simply shrugs and takes off his ring jacket before waiting for the bell.
The Bell rings to start this match!!
DING DING DING!!!!!!!!!
Match: As the bell rings Cass immedietly ditches the ring and heads for the outside as Aurora comes after him with the thick chain she had gotten from under the ring during Cass's entrance. Cass goes under the ring and searches for a weapon as Aurora rolls to the outside and goes for Cass. Cass pulls a chair out, but is caught across the back with the thick chain before he can stand. Cass attempts to try and get away from Aurora by climbing over the barricade, but Aurora wraps the chain around his throat and begins choking him with help from the barricade. Cass is squirming, attempting to catch a breath, but Aurora's hold is too tight. Cass manages to get a foot up and nail Aurora with a kick to the top of the head. She releases her grip and stumbles back as Cass catches his breath and his footing. Aurora comes back towards Cass, but he manages to nail her with another kick to the head causing her to stumble back. Cass grabs the barricade and uses it to springboard in the air and catch her with a forearm to the face, taking them both down. Cass pops up to his feet and lifts Aurora up by the hair before rolling her into the ring. He covers...
One... Two... KICKOUT!
As the match progresses Cass tries to fight off Aurora's tough drive to finally dethrone the Sexist reigning Television Champion. She goes for a somersault Rana, but Cass manages to push her off! Aurora lands on her feet, but Cass is quick to catch her in the jaw with a Superkick! But Aurora catches his foot and whips him around before nailing him with the somersault rana! Cass is sent towards the corner where a table had been set up earlier by Aurora. Cass is up as he leans against the table. Aurora darts towards Cass to put him through the table, but Cass barely notices and manages to leapfrog over her and send her into the table! The table doesn't break though as Aurora holds her shoulder in pain as she bounces off of the table. Cass grabs the chair from the ground in the corner and places it on the ground as he lifts Aurora up into the air on his shoulders. He does a spin and drives her down face first onto the chair with his patented "Cassout"! He covers....
One... Two... THREE!
NO! Aurora manages to just get her shoulder up when Cass thought he had it! The referee argues with Cass as Cass grabs him by the shirt and threatens to end him. Cass shoves the ref out of the way before grabbing the table from the corner and setting it up. He then grabs the steel chair and pounds it on the ground yelling at Aurora to stand up. She gets to her feet slowly and as Cass swings the chair, she ducks and the chair bounces off the ropes and slams into Cass's face! He drops the chair and stumbles before falling onto the table. Aurora takes notice as she climbs the top turnbuckle and looks out at the crowd. They are cheering her on as she smiles and takes a leap, flipping in midair and driving Cass through the table with "Aurora Borealis"! She covers....
One... Two... THREE!!!
Winner and NEW AWS Television Champion: Aurora via Pinfall with "Aurora Borealis"!
Segment
The crowd erupts into a screaming volcano of cheers as Aurora rolls off of the wreckage of the table. Tears stream from her eyes as she grabs the ropes pulling herself to her feet, the ref holds her hand raising it into the air before handing her the television championship, grasping the belt in her hands Aurora falls back to the mat on her knees hugging the belt to her chest. Glancing behind her she sees the medics pulling Cass out of the ring as she grabs a Mic and regains her footing.
Aurora: Cass...hey Cass...Jacob!
The medics turn the still dazed Cass around as Aurora blows him a kiss.
Aurora: Thanks for keeping it warm for me sweetie.
Turning her back the medics usher the now irritated Jacob out of the arena as she gazes at the belt now resting on her shoulder.
Aurora: For months...months I have promised all of you that I would bring prestige back to this company. For months I warned all of you that the name Aurora would be one going into the history books and that it would become a name to fear! Tonight...tonight I have successfully taken my first step at making my dreams a reality. I am the NEW Television Champion! No longer will I have to listen to some sexist pig putting me down week after week, I will no longer have to prove myself!
The crowd erupts once more as she slightly adjusts the belt before looking back at the stage.
Aurora: Tonight I have showed everyone a mere fraction of how ruthless I can be. It will only continue to grow from here, from this day forward a new era has been started, the Television Championship is only the beginning, hold tight everyone...I'm just getting started.
Dropping the mic Aurora rolls out of the ring being gentle on her shoulder as she walks up the ramp hitting the hands of a few fans as she goes. Standing at the top of the ramp she holds her new strap of gold high in the air before turning and disappearing backstage.
Aurora: Cass...hey Cass...Jacob!
The medics turn the still dazed Cass around as Aurora blows him a kiss.
Aurora: Thanks for keeping it warm for me sweetie.
Turning her back the medics usher the now irritated Jacob out of the arena as she gazes at the belt now resting on her shoulder.
Aurora: For months...months I have promised all of you that I would bring prestige back to this company. For months I warned all of you that the name Aurora would be one going into the history books and that it would become a name to fear! Tonight...tonight I have successfully taken my first step at making my dreams a reality. I am the NEW Television Champion! No longer will I have to listen to some sexist pig putting me down week after week, I will no longer have to prove myself!
The crowd erupts once more as she slightly adjusts the belt before looking back at the stage.
Aurora: Tonight I have showed everyone a mere fraction of how ruthless I can be. It will only continue to grow from here, from this day forward a new era has been started, the Television Championship is only the beginning, hold tight everyone...I'm just getting started.
Dropping the mic Aurora rolls out of the ring being gentle on her shoulder as she walks up the ramp hitting the hands of a few fans as she goes. Standing at the top of the ramp she holds her new strap of gold high in the air before turning and disappearing backstage.
AWS Tag Team Championship Match
The Empire (c) vs. The Ministry of Shadows
Bryan Saint:"The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the AWs Tag Team Championships! Introducing first..."
"What About Me?" By Jim Johnston hits as the entire arena turns pitch black where nothing but cellphone lights can be seen. a single spotlight hits the ring where we then see a man with a plague doctors mask on appear out of the darkness. Then three more spotlights come on revealing Deon, Kellin, and Felix standing in the ring waiting.
Bryan Saint:"The challengers, The Ministry of Shadows!!!!"
"Bow Down" by Westside Connection hits and the intro is plays out then the beat drops out comes Shaw a mountain of muscle with creed on his back. Arson walks out hand in hand with Laila Marie. creed hops down and jumps around yelling and hyping the Empire up. Arson folds his arms across his chest as he examines the crowd while Laila simply taunts the opponents in the ring. Shaw flexes before they continue down to the ring, yelling at fans the whole time.
Bryan Saint:"And the AWS Tag Team Champions, THE EMPPIIIIIRREEEE!!!"
they get to the ring as Shaw walks up the steps and creed hops on the apron and climbs the turnbuckle. Arson takes the steps and hops on the side of the turnbuckle before raising a fist. He holds the ropes open for Laila before They all walk to the middle of the ring and stand shoulder to shoulder before throwing up an "E". They stand in the corner, eagerly awaiting destruction.
The Bell rings to start this match!!
DING DING DING!!!!!!!!!
Match: As the bell rings Felix Savage stands in the ring across from Xavier Creed. Creed begins to hype himself up before both men lock up. Felix easily pushes Creed back as he rolls to his feet. Creed shakes it off as he hypes himself up again before they lock up. Creed pushes with all of his might, but Felix is too strong as he pushes Creed across the ring again. Creed thinks for a minute before backing up and tagging in the big man Tyson Shaw. Both men step to eachother as the two behemoths stare eachother down. They lock up, but push eachother away after a brief struggle. Tyson rebounds off the ropes and drills his shoulder into Felix, bu Felix doesn't fall. Tyson slaps himself in the chest as he lets out a roar and rebounds off the ropes again before going for a clothesline. Felix barely moves so Shaw goes for it again. This time Felix shakes off the clothesline and scoops up Shaw on the rebound before slamming him to the mat with his signature sidewalk slam! Felix covers...
One... Two... KICKOUT!
As the match progresses the Ministry of Shadows has kept Tyson Shaw in their corner. They've beaten him down and kept him out of reach from the Empire. Deon is in the ring as he lifts Shaw by the head and lifts him to his feet. He brings him to the ropes as he whips him across the ring and attempts a sit-out spinebuster. Shaw blocks this and reverses it into an overhead belly to belly suplex out of nowhere! Both men are down as the referee begins to count.
One... Two... Three...
Both men are still down and not really moving.
four... five... six...
Both men begin to move to their corners.
Seven... eight... nine...
Savage is up as he grabs Shaw by the leg. Shaw kicks Deon away as he hops forward and tags in Arson. Arson explodes out of the corner and takes down Deon with a huge clothesline! He runs into the corner and takes out Felix with a stiff running boot in the corner! Arson doesn't stop as he ducks a clothesline from Deon who accidentely takes out Crow and Kellin Savage! Deon turns around right into the "Jawbreaker" from Arson! But Deon stumbles back and the ropes catch him before he falls. This shoots him back to Arson who nails him with the "Lights Out" elbow! Arson covers...
One... Two... Thre- NO!
Kellin Savage breaks it up with an attack on Arson. She begins screaming and yelling in his face as he stands to his feet. What she doesn't see is Laila Marie climb the ropes and as Arson smiles Kellin turns around to figure out what he's smiling about. Laila leaps off the top rope and sends Kellin to the outside with a missile dropkick! She slides to the outside for the attack as Crow slides in the ring and spins Arson around before lifting him on his shoulder for his signature GTS/Penalty kick combo. But Xavier gets back into the ring and pulls Arson down at the last second before lifting and nailing Crow with the "Lumbar Check"! Creed is hyping himself up as he turns around right into "Hells Inferno" from the Leviathan Felix Savage! Felix lets out a roar as he kicks Creeds body to the outside. He turns around right into a clothesline from Shaw, but he lands on the apron safely as he stands to his feet. Shaw rebounds off the ropes and nails his signature spear through the ropes sending both men out into the awaiting arms of the two teams taking them all out at once. Deon and Cory are still in the ring as Deon lifts Cory up off the map and lifts him onto his shoulder. He runs and tosses him right into the top rope! Arson is still up as Deon rebounds the ropes and goes for his big boot! Arson has it scouted as he pops Deon in the air and drives him back down with a powerbomb, delivering the final blow with the "Bow Down"! He covers...
One... Two... Three!!!
Winners and still AWS Tag Team Champions: The Empire via Pinfall with the "Bow Down"!
"What About Me?" By Jim Johnston hits as the entire arena turns pitch black where nothing but cellphone lights can be seen. a single spotlight hits the ring where we then see a man with a plague doctors mask on appear out of the darkness. Then three more spotlights come on revealing Deon, Kellin, and Felix standing in the ring waiting.
Bryan Saint:"The challengers, The Ministry of Shadows!!!!"
"Bow Down" by Westside Connection hits and the intro is plays out then the beat drops out comes Shaw a mountain of muscle with creed on his back. Arson walks out hand in hand with Laila Marie. creed hops down and jumps around yelling and hyping the Empire up. Arson folds his arms across his chest as he examines the crowd while Laila simply taunts the opponents in the ring. Shaw flexes before they continue down to the ring, yelling at fans the whole time.
Bryan Saint:"And the AWS Tag Team Champions, THE EMPPIIIIIRREEEE!!!"
they get to the ring as Shaw walks up the steps and creed hops on the apron and climbs the turnbuckle. Arson takes the steps and hops on the side of the turnbuckle before raising a fist. He holds the ropes open for Laila before They all walk to the middle of the ring and stand shoulder to shoulder before throwing up an "E". They stand in the corner, eagerly awaiting destruction.
The Bell rings to start this match!!
DING DING DING!!!!!!!!!
Match: As the bell rings Felix Savage stands in the ring across from Xavier Creed. Creed begins to hype himself up before both men lock up. Felix easily pushes Creed back as he rolls to his feet. Creed shakes it off as he hypes himself up again before they lock up. Creed pushes with all of his might, but Felix is too strong as he pushes Creed across the ring again. Creed thinks for a minute before backing up and tagging in the big man Tyson Shaw. Both men step to eachother as the two behemoths stare eachother down. They lock up, but push eachother away after a brief struggle. Tyson rebounds off the ropes and drills his shoulder into Felix, bu Felix doesn't fall. Tyson slaps himself in the chest as he lets out a roar and rebounds off the ropes again before going for a clothesline. Felix barely moves so Shaw goes for it again. This time Felix shakes off the clothesline and scoops up Shaw on the rebound before slamming him to the mat with his signature sidewalk slam! Felix covers...
One... Two... KICKOUT!
As the match progresses the Ministry of Shadows has kept Tyson Shaw in their corner. They've beaten him down and kept him out of reach from the Empire. Deon is in the ring as he lifts Shaw by the head and lifts him to his feet. He brings him to the ropes as he whips him across the ring and attempts a sit-out spinebuster. Shaw blocks this and reverses it into an overhead belly to belly suplex out of nowhere! Both men are down as the referee begins to count.
One... Two... Three...
Both men are still down and not really moving.
four... five... six...
Both men begin to move to their corners.
Seven... eight... nine...
Savage is up as he grabs Shaw by the leg. Shaw kicks Deon away as he hops forward and tags in Arson. Arson explodes out of the corner and takes down Deon with a huge clothesline! He runs into the corner and takes out Felix with a stiff running boot in the corner! Arson doesn't stop as he ducks a clothesline from Deon who accidentely takes out Crow and Kellin Savage! Deon turns around right into the "Jawbreaker" from Arson! But Deon stumbles back and the ropes catch him before he falls. This shoots him back to Arson who nails him with the "Lights Out" elbow! Arson covers...
One... Two... Thre- NO!
Kellin Savage breaks it up with an attack on Arson. She begins screaming and yelling in his face as he stands to his feet. What she doesn't see is Laila Marie climb the ropes and as Arson smiles Kellin turns around to figure out what he's smiling about. Laila leaps off the top rope and sends Kellin to the outside with a missile dropkick! She slides to the outside for the attack as Crow slides in the ring and spins Arson around before lifting him on his shoulder for his signature GTS/Penalty kick combo. But Xavier gets back into the ring and pulls Arson down at the last second before lifting and nailing Crow with the "Lumbar Check"! Creed is hyping himself up as he turns around right into "Hells Inferno" from the Leviathan Felix Savage! Felix lets out a roar as he kicks Creeds body to the outside. He turns around right into a clothesline from Shaw, but he lands on the apron safely as he stands to his feet. Shaw rebounds off the ropes and nails his signature spear through the ropes sending both men out into the awaiting arms of the two teams taking them all out at once. Deon and Cory are still in the ring as Deon lifts Cory up off the map and lifts him onto his shoulder. He runs and tosses him right into the top rope! Arson is still up as Deon rebounds the ropes and goes for his big boot! Arson has it scouted as he pops Deon in the air and drives him back down with a powerbomb, delivering the final blow with the "Bow Down"! He covers...
One... Two... Three!!!
Winners and still AWS Tag Team Champions: The Empire via Pinfall with the "Bow Down"!
Segment
"Wrath of the Dunes" By Dracovallis suddenly hits as the intro plays out. After the intro ends and the music picks up we can see two Middle Eastern man step out from the back and stand on the ramp, one larger then the other. They both stare down the Empire in the ring as the Empire hold up their tag belts. Suddenly, "My Blood. My Life. Always Forward." By The Casualties hits as the lights begin to strobe to the beat. After the intro Nick Fear and Kurt Ryan come out from the back with smiles on their faces. They look at the middle eastern men and then to the ring at the Empire as the Empire raise their belts high in the air and mouth off at the two teams on the ramp. "Hate By Design" By Killswitch Engage hits suddenly as Zakk Pope comes out from the back with a microphone in hand. He puts a hand out as he speaks.
Zakk Pope:"Before fists start flying and we have ourselves an unneeded brawl, I just wanted to come out here and make everyone happy. Next episode of Underground we will see Inksanity versus the newest team in the AWS, The Persian Empire! Good luck gentlemen. Impress me enough and you might be next in line for the Tag Team Championships."
"Hate By Design" hits again as Zakk Pope exits behind the curtain, leaving the Empire raising their Championships in the air as The Persian Empire and Inksanity stare eachother down.
Zakk Pope:"Before fists start flying and we have ourselves an unneeded brawl, I just wanted to come out here and make everyone happy. Next episode of Underground we will see Inksanity versus the newest team in the AWS, The Persian Empire! Good luck gentlemen. Impress me enough and you might be next in line for the Tag Team Championships."
"Hate By Design" hits again as Zakk Pope exits behind the curtain, leaving the Empire raising their Championships in the air as The Persian Empire and Inksanity stare eachother down.
Funhouse Deathmatch
Zany vs. Yakima Yoshikawa
Bryan Saint:"This next match is the Funhouse Deathmatch!! Introducing first........"
"Liars Mask" By Nightcore hits and Yakima comes out from the back to the roar of the crowd. He walks down to the ring, shaking hands and signing autographs for the kids.
Bryan Saint:"This is Yakima YOOSSHIIIIKAAAAAWAAAAA!!"
He then stops and points towards the ring before running and sliding into the ring. Fireworks comes raining from the corners as he hops to his feet and smile towards the camera.
Bryan Saint:"And his opponent....."
"Instant Major Felony" By The Goddamn Gallows hits and after the intro plays out Zany comes out from the back with a big smile spread across his face. He chuckles as he begins to make his way down the ramp, handing out balloons to little kids, but then cutting the string with a pair of scissors or popping the balloon causing the kids to either cry or get angry. Zany simply laughs in response as he continues down the ramp.
Bryan Saint:"Making his way to the ring from the Carnival Grounds, he is the Plundering Punchinello...... ZAAAAAAANNYYY!!"
Zany comes to the edge of the ring before rolling into the ring under the bottom rope and getting to his rear end. He begins rocking as he continues to chuckle over and over again. He stands up and begins circling the ring, looking out at the crowd and laughing with a demoralized chuckle.
"Liars Mask" By Nightcore hits and Yakima comes out from the back to the roar of the crowd. He walks down to the ring, shaking hands and signing autographs for the kids.
Bryan Saint:"This is Yakima YOOSSHIIIIKAAAAAWAAAAA!!"
He then stops and points towards the ring before running and sliding into the ring. Fireworks comes raining from the corners as he hops to his feet and smile towards the camera.
Bryan Saint:"And his opponent....."
"Instant Major Felony" By The Goddamn Gallows hits and after the intro plays out Zany comes out from the back with a big smile spread across his face. He chuckles as he begins to make his way down the ramp, handing out balloons to little kids, but then cutting the string with a pair of scissors or popping the balloon causing the kids to either cry or get angry. Zany simply laughs in response as he continues down the ramp.
Bryan Saint:"Making his way to the ring from the Carnival Grounds, he is the Plundering Punchinello...... ZAAAAAAANNYYY!!"
Zany comes to the edge of the ring before rolling into the ring under the bottom rope and getting to his rear end. He begins rocking as he continues to chuckle over and over again. He stands up and begins circling the ring, looking out at the crowd and laughing with a demoralized chuckle.
The Bell rings to start this match!!
DING DING DING!!!!!!!!!
Match: The bell rings as the camera begins to zoom around the arena. Lots of decorated weapons lay around the ringside area as the two stand in the ring across from eachother. Yakima is holding a kendo stick as Zany looks at him and laughs. Yakima goes after Zany with the stick, but Zany rolls under and pops to his feet. He extends his arms and takes a bow, but when he turns around Yakima catches him right in the head with the kendo stick! The sound echos through the arena as Yakima nails Zany over and over with the stick before sending him ringside with a final blow to the rear end. Zany is trying to recover as Yakima throws the kendo stick to the ground and waits for Zany to stand. As he does Yakima leaps out of the ring with a suicide dive, sending Zany slamming into a stack of colorful boxes! The tower falls on Zany, covering everything except for his clown shoes. Yakima celebrates with the crowd as he grabs a fallen box and opens it up. BAM! A giant boxing glove springs out of the box and nails Yakima right in the face! Yakima is dazed as Zany crawls out of the wreckage with a rubber chicken in his hand. HE waits for Yakima to turn around and nails him over the head with the chicken! Zany tosses it aside as we see a hidden hunk of steel hidden inside the rubber chicken! Zany chuckles as he grabs Yakima by the hair and lifts him to his feet. He places his against the barricade before chopping him, the sound echoing through the arena. Zany chops him again before reaching under the ring and pulling out a a pie! He holds it up in the air before aiming for Yakima! He tosses it, but Yakima ducks and the pie nails a fan directly in the face! The crowd goes nuts as Zany laughs hysterically! He doesn't see Yakima capitalizing on the distraction as he grabs a light tube from under the ring. Zany spins around to look for Yakima, but instead finds a face full of glass when Yakima nails him with the light tube! It shatters on impact and Zany screams in pain. Yakima rolls him into the ring and rolls in after, going for a cover...
One... Two.... Thr-Kickout!
As the match continues Zany is busted open and bleeding from the light tube and Yakima is still on top. Yakima has managed to keep Zany away from the weapons. He springboards off the ropes and nails Zany with his signature springboard shining Wizard! Instead of covering, Yakima rolls out of the ring and searches below. He pulls out a strand of barbed wire as he smiles and rolls back in the ring. He slowly begins to roll it around his own fist as he winches in pain. He then grabs Zany by the green mane and begins pummeling him with barbed wire covered fists over and over again to the top of the skull! Zany screams as the blood runs down his face and smears into his paint. Finally Yakima stops and raises his fist as the crowd cheers for him loudly! Yakima rolls out of the ring again and grabs a chair and a small black bag of thumbtacks! He slides them in the ring and rolls in after them as he smiles and holds the bag up. The fans are cheering as Yakima opens the bag and dumps the contents onto the chair! Instead of viscous thumbtacks though a bag of colorful gummy bears pours onto the steel chair. Yakima is confused as he looks into the bag and drops it. He turns to Zany who is now standing and chuckling. He sprays him in the face with his flower, creating a huge cloud of blinding powder! Yakima screams as he tries to wipe the powder from his eyes. Zany climbs the ropes before leaping off and delivering the "Party Foul", driving Yakimas head onto the gummy bear covered steel chair! He rolls him over and covers...
One... Two... THREE!!!
Winner: Zany via Pinfall with the "Party Foul"!
DING DING DING!!!!!!!!!
Match: The bell rings as the camera begins to zoom around the arena. Lots of decorated weapons lay around the ringside area as the two stand in the ring across from eachother. Yakima is holding a kendo stick as Zany looks at him and laughs. Yakima goes after Zany with the stick, but Zany rolls under and pops to his feet. He extends his arms and takes a bow, but when he turns around Yakima catches him right in the head with the kendo stick! The sound echos through the arena as Yakima nails Zany over and over with the stick before sending him ringside with a final blow to the rear end. Zany is trying to recover as Yakima throws the kendo stick to the ground and waits for Zany to stand. As he does Yakima leaps out of the ring with a suicide dive, sending Zany slamming into a stack of colorful boxes! The tower falls on Zany, covering everything except for his clown shoes. Yakima celebrates with the crowd as he grabs a fallen box and opens it up. BAM! A giant boxing glove springs out of the box and nails Yakima right in the face! Yakima is dazed as Zany crawls out of the wreckage with a rubber chicken in his hand. HE waits for Yakima to turn around and nails him over the head with the chicken! Zany tosses it aside as we see a hidden hunk of steel hidden inside the rubber chicken! Zany chuckles as he grabs Yakima by the hair and lifts him to his feet. He places his against the barricade before chopping him, the sound echoing through the arena. Zany chops him again before reaching under the ring and pulling out a a pie! He holds it up in the air before aiming for Yakima! He tosses it, but Yakima ducks and the pie nails a fan directly in the face! The crowd goes nuts as Zany laughs hysterically! He doesn't see Yakima capitalizing on the distraction as he grabs a light tube from under the ring. Zany spins around to look for Yakima, but instead finds a face full of glass when Yakima nails him with the light tube! It shatters on impact and Zany screams in pain. Yakima rolls him into the ring and rolls in after, going for a cover...
One... Two.... Thr-Kickout!
As the match continues Zany is busted open and bleeding from the light tube and Yakima is still on top. Yakima has managed to keep Zany away from the weapons. He springboards off the ropes and nails Zany with his signature springboard shining Wizard! Instead of covering, Yakima rolls out of the ring and searches below. He pulls out a strand of barbed wire as he smiles and rolls back in the ring. He slowly begins to roll it around his own fist as he winches in pain. He then grabs Zany by the green mane and begins pummeling him with barbed wire covered fists over and over again to the top of the skull! Zany screams as the blood runs down his face and smears into his paint. Finally Yakima stops and raises his fist as the crowd cheers for him loudly! Yakima rolls out of the ring again and grabs a chair and a small black bag of thumbtacks! He slides them in the ring and rolls in after them as he smiles and holds the bag up. The fans are cheering as Yakima opens the bag and dumps the contents onto the chair! Instead of viscous thumbtacks though a bag of colorful gummy bears pours onto the steel chair. Yakima is confused as he looks into the bag and drops it. He turns to Zany who is now standing and chuckling. He sprays him in the face with his flower, creating a huge cloud of blinding powder! Yakima screams as he tries to wipe the powder from his eyes. Zany climbs the ropes before leaping off and delivering the "Party Foul", driving Yakimas head onto the gummy bear covered steel chair! He rolls him over and covers...
One... Two... THREE!!!
Winner: Zany via Pinfall with the "Party Foul"!
Segment
As the bell rings again Zany rolls off of Yakima and begins to chuckle as he rocks back and forth in the middle of the ring. He looks around as the referee comes into the ring with a towel and water bottle trying to flush Yakima's eyes out. Zany gets to his feet with help from the ropes as he circles the ring and chuckles. The fans boo him as he continues to chuckle. He exits the ring and begins up the ramp as we see Zakk Pope come out from the back with his arms crossed. Zany gets to the top of the ramp and looks at the disappointed Owner of the AWS and hands him a balloon as he chuckles and exits to the back, leaving Zakk Pope to shake his head and head backstage himself.
AWS Uncensored Championship Match
Hardcore Match
Scorpion (c) vs. Joey Trash
Bryan Saint:"This next match is a Hardcore match and it is for the AWS Uncensored Championship! Introducing first...."
"Crazy Motherfucker" by Adam Bomb starts to begin and Joey Trash rushes out from the back with a shopping cart full of junk from the dumpsters. he wheels it down to the ring and then takes a trash can from the cart and tosses it into the ring before rolling in after it.
Bryan Saint:"Introducing the challenger, JOEEEY TRAAASSHHH!!"
"Set Up" By Drowning Pool and after the intro the lights turn to dark red. Scorpion comes out from the back, alone this time and without Dr. Crane. He walks down the ramp, ignoring the rest of the world.
Bryan Saint:"Hailing from Deathport, Pennsylvania, standing 6 foot 10 inches tall, weighing in at 320 pounds, he is Punisher of Darkness and the AWS Uncensored Champion, this is SCORRRRRRPPPPIIIOOOOONNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!"
Scorpion puts his hands on the top rope and pulls himself up on the ring apron. He steps over the top rope and gets into the ring. He walks to the middle of the ring and stands there for a moment before looking up slowly as fire explodes from the corners. He stares down the camera and waits for the match to begin.
Bryan Saint:"Introducing the challenger, JOEEEY TRAAASSHHH!!"
"Set Up" By Drowning Pool and after the intro the lights turn to dark red. Scorpion comes out from the back, alone this time and without Dr. Crane. He walks down the ramp, ignoring the rest of the world.
Bryan Saint:"Hailing from Deathport, Pennsylvania, standing 6 foot 10 inches tall, weighing in at 320 pounds, he is Punisher of Darkness and the AWS Uncensored Champion, this is SCORRRRRRPPPPIIIOOOOONNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!"
Scorpion puts his hands on the top rope and pulls himself up on the ring apron. He steps over the top rope and gets into the ring. He walks to the middle of the ring and stands there for a moment before looking up slowly as fire explodes from the corners. He stares down the camera and waits for the match to begin.
The Bell rings to start this match!!
DING DING DING!!!!!!!!!
Match: As the bell rings Scorpion charges Joey Trash, but Joey dodges and nails Scorpion over the head with his trusty trash can! Scorpion isn't fazed as he grabs the trash can and rips it from the arms of Joey Trash. Joey can't believe this as he immedietly begins screaming at Scorpion calling him a big brainless idiot. Scorpion grabs Joey Trash around the throat and attempts a chokeslam, but Joey shoves his way out and nails Scorpion with a hard lariat, sending him over the top rope and to the floor. Scorpion lands safely on his feet though as he grabs Joey by the legs and drags him to the outside. As Joey gets to the outside Scorpion nails him with a hard big boot! Joey is floored hard as he tries to crawl away from Scorpion. Scorpion stands on his ankle as Joey screams in agony. Scorpion grabs Joey by the hair and lifts him to his feet and lifts him up onto his shoulders going for his rack slam, but Joey rakes the eyes of the monster and drops behind him before shoving Scorpion into the ring post! Scorpions head bounces off as the monster is stunned. Joey goes to his shopping cart and pulls out an old laptop as he goes over to the monster again. he nails Scorpion over the head with it, shattering the laptop in pieces! Scorpion is still stunned now only dropping to a knee. Joey goes back to the cart and pulls out a broken broomstick. He aims and nails scorpion in the head with it. He aims again and goes for another shot, but Scorpion catches it in his hand and yanks it away from Joey. He breaks it in half over his knee before charging Joey, going for a spear. He nails it and Joey goes down hard. Scorpion stands to his feet again and calls for another spear. Joey uses the shopping cart to get to his feet as Scorpion charges him. Joey dodges out of the way and Scorpion slams into the shopping cart knocking it over and sending trash everywhere! Joey covers the fallen monster!
One... Two... Kickout!
Joey stays on the monster for the next few minutes, keeping him down with various trash items he pulled from the dumpsters. Scorpion has rolled into the ring and is down on the mat as Joey begins throwing trash cans into the ring. One by one he tosses about five or six into the ring before sliding in. He grabs one and nails the monster with it. He grabs another and nails the monster with it. Scorpion is beginning to move now as he shakes off the trash can shots and begins to get to his feet. Joey tries to keep him down with the trash cans, but Scorpion gets to his feet. Joey nails him with three consecutive shots with a dented trash can as we see blood begin to pour out from under the mask of Scorpion. Scorpion is dazed as Joey goes for another finishing blow, but instead Scorpion catches him with a big boot to the trash can, kicking it from the hands of Joey. Joey looks shocked, but then Scorpion grabs Joey around the throat! Joey begins to squirm and try to break free, but Scorpion won't break the hold. Finally Joey breaks free with a kick to the monsters knee before nailing him with the "Trash Blaster"! Scorpion is dazed as he almost falls but instead stays on his feet. Joey runs towards Scorpion hoping for the "Fucker Fucker", but Scorpion catches him instead and nails him with the "Death Sting" onto the trash cans! he covers...
One... Two.. Three!!
Winner and still AWS Uncensored Champion: Scorpion via pinfall with the "Death Sting"!
DING DING DING!!!!!!!!!
Match: As the bell rings Scorpion charges Joey Trash, but Joey dodges and nails Scorpion over the head with his trusty trash can! Scorpion isn't fazed as he grabs the trash can and rips it from the arms of Joey Trash. Joey can't believe this as he immedietly begins screaming at Scorpion calling him a big brainless idiot. Scorpion grabs Joey Trash around the throat and attempts a chokeslam, but Joey shoves his way out and nails Scorpion with a hard lariat, sending him over the top rope and to the floor. Scorpion lands safely on his feet though as he grabs Joey by the legs and drags him to the outside. As Joey gets to the outside Scorpion nails him with a hard big boot! Joey is floored hard as he tries to crawl away from Scorpion. Scorpion stands on his ankle as Joey screams in agony. Scorpion grabs Joey by the hair and lifts him to his feet and lifts him up onto his shoulders going for his rack slam, but Joey rakes the eyes of the monster and drops behind him before shoving Scorpion into the ring post! Scorpions head bounces off as the monster is stunned. Joey goes to his shopping cart and pulls out an old laptop as he goes over to the monster again. he nails Scorpion over the head with it, shattering the laptop in pieces! Scorpion is still stunned now only dropping to a knee. Joey goes back to the cart and pulls out a broken broomstick. He aims and nails scorpion in the head with it. He aims again and goes for another shot, but Scorpion catches it in his hand and yanks it away from Joey. He breaks it in half over his knee before charging Joey, going for a spear. He nails it and Joey goes down hard. Scorpion stands to his feet again and calls for another spear. Joey uses the shopping cart to get to his feet as Scorpion charges him. Joey dodges out of the way and Scorpion slams into the shopping cart knocking it over and sending trash everywhere! Joey covers the fallen monster!
One... Two... Kickout!
Joey stays on the monster for the next few minutes, keeping him down with various trash items he pulled from the dumpsters. Scorpion has rolled into the ring and is down on the mat as Joey begins throwing trash cans into the ring. One by one he tosses about five or six into the ring before sliding in. He grabs one and nails the monster with it. He grabs another and nails the monster with it. Scorpion is beginning to move now as he shakes off the trash can shots and begins to get to his feet. Joey tries to keep him down with the trash cans, but Scorpion gets to his feet. Joey nails him with three consecutive shots with a dented trash can as we see blood begin to pour out from under the mask of Scorpion. Scorpion is dazed as Joey goes for another finishing blow, but instead Scorpion catches him with a big boot to the trash can, kicking it from the hands of Joey. Joey looks shocked, but then Scorpion grabs Joey around the throat! Joey begins to squirm and try to break free, but Scorpion won't break the hold. Finally Joey breaks free with a kick to the monsters knee before nailing him with the "Trash Blaster"! Scorpion is dazed as he almost falls but instead stays on his feet. Joey runs towards Scorpion hoping for the "Fucker Fucker", but Scorpion catches him instead and nails him with the "Death Sting" onto the trash cans! he covers...
One... Two.. Three!!
Winner and still AWS Uncensored Champion: Scorpion via pinfall with the "Death Sting"!
Segment
As the bell rings the referee hands the AWS Uncensored Championship to Scorpion and raises his hand.
Bryan Saint:"Here is your winner and still the AWS Uncensored Champion.... the Punisher of Darkness... SCOOORRRPIOOONN!!!!!"
Scorpion rips his arm away from the referee as the referee scurries out of the ring. "Heart Attack" by Demi Lovato hits suddenly as Brett Heart comes out from the back with a smile on his face and a microphone in his hand. He stops at the top of the ramp as his music dies down. Scorpion stands in the ring holding his Championship.
Brett Heart:"Big baby Scorpion. I see the good Doctor is gone this week. I know, you had to do what you had to do last show. I see you took care of Joey Trash and finally ended his chances at winning that Championship on your shoulder. Now how's about giving a REAL MAN a chance at taking down the unstoppable monster?"
Scorpion raises his Championship in the air as he points at Brett. Heart puts his hand up.
Brett Heart:"Oh you didn't think I was talking about me did you? Do you think I'm crazy? I was asking for a friend."
"Kush" By Dr. Dre Featuring Snoop Dogg and Akon hits as Demetri Copeland comes out from the back slowly with a cigar between his teeth. He throws his fists in the air and smirks as the crowd showers him with boos. He looks down at the ring at Scorpion before dropping the cigar, stomping it out, and darting down towards the ring. He slides in as Scorpion meets him in the middle of the ring. The two big men begin throwing shots back and forth. Scorpion looks to be getting the most out of Demetri as he grabs him around the throat for a chokeslam. Demetri shuts this down with a swift kick between the monsters legs causing Scorpion to drop his grip of Demetri. Copeland lands a solid headbutt on the monsters already bleeding head before rebounding off the ropes and nailing a big boot! Scorpion stays on his feet though as he stumbles and tries to recover from the damage. Demetri uses all of his strength to lift up Scorpion for the "Smoke Shack", but when he attempts to hit it Scorpion instead lands behind him and lifts him up for his patented Tombstone piledriver! Demetri reverses this and wiggles his way out and behind scorpion before rolling out of the ring. He backs up towards the ramp as Scorpion grabs his Uncensored Championship and holds it in the air. Demetri kicks the guardrail and stares down the monster as he screams towards him. "Set Up" by Drowning Pool hits again as Scorpion raises his Championship in the air towards Demetri who looks pissed on the outside.
Bryan Saint:"Here is your winner and still the AWS Uncensored Champion.... the Punisher of Darkness... SCOOORRRPIOOONN!!!!!"
Scorpion rips his arm away from the referee as the referee scurries out of the ring. "Heart Attack" by Demi Lovato hits suddenly as Brett Heart comes out from the back with a smile on his face and a microphone in his hand. He stops at the top of the ramp as his music dies down. Scorpion stands in the ring holding his Championship.
Brett Heart:"Big baby Scorpion. I see the good Doctor is gone this week. I know, you had to do what you had to do last show. I see you took care of Joey Trash and finally ended his chances at winning that Championship on your shoulder. Now how's about giving a REAL MAN a chance at taking down the unstoppable monster?"
Scorpion raises his Championship in the air as he points at Brett. Heart puts his hand up.
Brett Heart:"Oh you didn't think I was talking about me did you? Do you think I'm crazy? I was asking for a friend."
"Kush" By Dr. Dre Featuring Snoop Dogg and Akon hits as Demetri Copeland comes out from the back slowly with a cigar between his teeth. He throws his fists in the air and smirks as the crowd showers him with boos. He looks down at the ring at Scorpion before dropping the cigar, stomping it out, and darting down towards the ring. He slides in as Scorpion meets him in the middle of the ring. The two big men begin throwing shots back and forth. Scorpion looks to be getting the most out of Demetri as he grabs him around the throat for a chokeslam. Demetri shuts this down with a swift kick between the monsters legs causing Scorpion to drop his grip of Demetri. Copeland lands a solid headbutt on the monsters already bleeding head before rebounding off the ropes and nailing a big boot! Scorpion stays on his feet though as he stumbles and tries to recover from the damage. Demetri uses all of his strength to lift up Scorpion for the "Smoke Shack", but when he attempts to hit it Scorpion instead lands behind him and lifts him up for his patented Tombstone piledriver! Demetri reverses this and wiggles his way out and behind scorpion before rolling out of the ring. He backs up towards the ramp as Scorpion grabs his Uncensored Championship and holds it in the air. Demetri kicks the guardrail and stares down the monster as he screams towards him. "Set Up" by Drowning Pool hits again as Scorpion raises his Championship in the air towards Demetri who looks pissed on the outside.
MAIN EVENT
AWS Society Championship Match
Steven Osbourne (c) vs. Mr. Hyde
Bryan Saint:"The following contest is your MAIN EVENT OF THE EVENING and it is for the AWS Society Championship! Introducing first....."
All of a sudden the lights dim even more especially the ones focusing on the ring as the pulsing intro to "Meet the Monster" by Five Finger Death Punch can be heard seeping through the The Dungeon sound system. The pulsing intro continues to play causing the tension in the Dungeon to increase dramatically. As Ivan Moody's vocals kick, a spotlight appears on one of the aisle ways leading down to the ring and focuses on a a man wearing a hoodie underneath a black leather bikers cut, with the hood of the hoodie up masking his identity and follows him as he slowly making his way down to the ring. The man slowly makes over the security barricade at ringside before circling the ring like a hunter stalking his prey. He jumps up onto the ring apron and pulls down his hood to reveal it's none other than Mr Hyde.
Bryan Saint:"Making his way to the ring, from Horsham, England, he is the Wolfman, MIIIIISSSTTEEEEEEER HYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYDEEEE!!!"
Hyde stands on the ring apron not saying anything as he smirks before stepping in the ring and walking over to the turnbuckle and climbing to the second rope before raising and stretching out his arms in his usual cocky fashion. Hyde climbs down from the turnbuckle and proceeds to each of the turnbuckle and climbs them before raising and stretching out his arms in his usual cocky fashion. Hyde climbs down for the final time before looking at the fans and as he turns back to the stage, waiting for his opponent.
All of a sudden the lights dim even more especially the ones focusing on the ring as the pulsing intro to "Meet the Monster" by Five Finger Death Punch can be heard seeping through the The Dungeon sound system. The pulsing intro continues to play causing the tension in the Dungeon to increase dramatically. As Ivan Moody's vocals kick, a spotlight appears on one of the aisle ways leading down to the ring and focuses on a a man wearing a hoodie underneath a black leather bikers cut, with the hood of the hoodie up masking his identity and follows him as he slowly making his way down to the ring. The man slowly makes over the security barricade at ringside before circling the ring like a hunter stalking his prey. He jumps up onto the ring apron and pulls down his hood to reveal it's none other than Mr Hyde.
Bryan Saint:"Making his way to the ring, from Horsham, England, he is the Wolfman, MIIIIISSSTTEEEEEEER HYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYDEEEE!!!"
Hyde stands on the ring apron not saying anything as he smirks before stepping in the ring and walking over to the turnbuckle and climbing to the second rope before raising and stretching out his arms in his usual cocky fashion. Hyde climbs down from the turnbuckle and proceeds to each of the turnbuckle and climbs them before raising and stretching out his arms in his usual cocky fashion. Hyde climbs down for the final time before looking at the fans and as he turns back to the stage, waiting for his opponent.
Bryan Saint:"And his opponent, accompanied to the ring by Amber Del Vallee and Veronica Anderson, he is the current AWS Society Champion.... STEEEEEVEN OOOOSSSSSBOOOOOOUUUUUURRRNNEEEEEEE!"
"Fever For the Flava" by Hot Action Cop starts to play and Steven Osbourne slowly walks through the curtain prolonging his entrance for suspense reasons. As he makes his way to the ring he mugs for the camera and for the ladies as he struts, moon walks, flexes, and shows off his title generally making a spectacle of himself. As well he gets his unpaid intern Amber Del Vallee to take pictures of him with pretty girls on her cell phone and jot down numbers he gets, likely incorrectly. His manager Veronica Anderson tries to get him to focus and plan some last minute strategy before he finally makes it to the ring.
The Bell rings to start this match!!
DING DING DING!!!!!!!!!
Match: As the bell rings both men stare at eachother before circling and locking up. Mr. Hyde takes the head and wrenches in a headlock, but Steven slips into one of his own. Mr. Hyde quickly gets the Society Champion into a wristlock and applies pressure. Steven shucks and jives for a minute before spinning under His own arm, tucking in and ducking under Hyde's arm, and then taking a wristlock of his own before wrenching and taking Hyde down to the mat. He lets go and begins to gyrate his hips as the crowd laughs at Mr. Hyde. Hyde looks pissed as he gets to his feet and goes after Steven. Steven leapfrogs Hyde before dropping down in front of him after Hyde comes off the ropes. Hyde trips over Steven and lands face first on the mat. The crowd laughs as Steven pops to his feet and goes for a standing moonsault legdrop. Hyde rolls out of the way and Steven lands right on his read end. He stands to his feet holding his butt as Hyde quickly grabs Steven by the head ina cravate and repeatedly nails him in the head with knee strikes before nailing a swinging neckbreaker! Hyde covers...
One... two... Kickout!
As the match continues Hyde has stayed on Osbourne, taking him across the ring back and forth with a variety of suplexs and slams. He has Osbourne trapped in his signature "Republic Operandi" as he continues nailing him with straight-jacket German suplex's. He stands and brings Steven with him as he brings him to the corner and sets him up in the tree of woe position. Osbourne is hanging upside down as Mr. Hyde looks to be going for the "Dirty Nerf Herder". He climbs the ropes , but instead of leaping off Osbourne manages to kick him in the knee with his free leg before kicking him in the face. Hyde falls and crotches himself on the top rope and Osbourne frees himself. He takes notice of Hyde as he points and the fans go nuts. Osbourne flips forward and nails the "Sexexcution" bringing Hyde down to the mat with the finishing move. he covers...
One... Two... THR- KICKOUT!
Osbourne and the crowd are in disbelief! Mr. Hyde kicks out as the crowd and Osbourne think it is over. Osbourne sits on the ground shaking his head as he attempts to go for the "Goodnight Kiss"! He grabs Hyde and rolls him over as he locks in the dragon sleeper, but Hyde manages to fight it and gets to his feet with osbourne still holding on. He pushes Osbourne off, but Osbourne attempts the "Eliminating the Competition" low blow! Hyde has it scouted as he catches Osbournes foot and pushes him away and goes for the "Cynical Quick Draw"! Steven spins out of it and pushes Hyde away, causing him to hit the ref, before going for a leg lariat! Hyde sees this and immedietly catches Osbourne in mid-air with "Order 66"! Osbourne stumbles and is stunned in a frozen state! Mr. Hyde grabs Steven and places his head between his legs before going for "Ragnarök"! He hits it, driving Steven's head into the mat as he goes for the cover!
But the referee is down and out. Suddenly, the lights go out completely. A bird caws before the lights turn back on and we see Mr. Hyde standing in the ring looking at the entrance way. behind him stands the ministry of Shadows own Crow. As Hyde turns around Crow nails him with a kick to the stomach and then hits the "Crows Nest" out of nowhere! The lights flash off and we hear another bird caw before the return to normal. In the ring is the downed Hyde with Steven Osbourne pulled on top of him. The referee crawls over and counts the pin...
One... Two... Three!!!
Winner and still AWS Society Champion: Steven Osbourne via pinfall with help from Crow!
"Fever For the Flava" by Hot Action Cop starts to play and Steven Osbourne slowly walks through the curtain prolonging his entrance for suspense reasons. As he makes his way to the ring he mugs for the camera and for the ladies as he struts, moon walks, flexes, and shows off his title generally making a spectacle of himself. As well he gets his unpaid intern Amber Del Vallee to take pictures of him with pretty girls on her cell phone and jot down numbers he gets, likely incorrectly. His manager Veronica Anderson tries to get him to focus and plan some last minute strategy before he finally makes it to the ring.
The Bell rings to start this match!!
DING DING DING!!!!!!!!!
Match: As the bell rings both men stare at eachother before circling and locking up. Mr. Hyde takes the head and wrenches in a headlock, but Steven slips into one of his own. Mr. Hyde quickly gets the Society Champion into a wristlock and applies pressure. Steven shucks and jives for a minute before spinning under His own arm, tucking in and ducking under Hyde's arm, and then taking a wristlock of his own before wrenching and taking Hyde down to the mat. He lets go and begins to gyrate his hips as the crowd laughs at Mr. Hyde. Hyde looks pissed as he gets to his feet and goes after Steven. Steven leapfrogs Hyde before dropping down in front of him after Hyde comes off the ropes. Hyde trips over Steven and lands face first on the mat. The crowd laughs as Steven pops to his feet and goes for a standing moonsault legdrop. Hyde rolls out of the way and Steven lands right on his read end. He stands to his feet holding his butt as Hyde quickly grabs Steven by the head ina cravate and repeatedly nails him in the head with knee strikes before nailing a swinging neckbreaker! Hyde covers...
One... two... Kickout!
As the match continues Hyde has stayed on Osbourne, taking him across the ring back and forth with a variety of suplexs and slams. He has Osbourne trapped in his signature "Republic Operandi" as he continues nailing him with straight-jacket German suplex's. He stands and brings Steven with him as he brings him to the corner and sets him up in the tree of woe position. Osbourne is hanging upside down as Mr. Hyde looks to be going for the "Dirty Nerf Herder". He climbs the ropes , but instead of leaping off Osbourne manages to kick him in the knee with his free leg before kicking him in the face. Hyde falls and crotches himself on the top rope and Osbourne frees himself. He takes notice of Hyde as he points and the fans go nuts. Osbourne flips forward and nails the "Sexexcution" bringing Hyde down to the mat with the finishing move. he covers...
One... Two... THR- KICKOUT!
Osbourne and the crowd are in disbelief! Mr. Hyde kicks out as the crowd and Osbourne think it is over. Osbourne sits on the ground shaking his head as he attempts to go for the "Goodnight Kiss"! He grabs Hyde and rolls him over as he locks in the dragon sleeper, but Hyde manages to fight it and gets to his feet with osbourne still holding on. He pushes Osbourne off, but Osbourne attempts the "Eliminating the Competition" low blow! Hyde has it scouted as he catches Osbournes foot and pushes him away and goes for the "Cynical Quick Draw"! Steven spins out of it and pushes Hyde away, causing him to hit the ref, before going for a leg lariat! Hyde sees this and immedietly catches Osbourne in mid-air with "Order 66"! Osbourne stumbles and is stunned in a frozen state! Mr. Hyde grabs Steven and places his head between his legs before going for "Ragnarök"! He hits it, driving Steven's head into the mat as he goes for the cover!
But the referee is down and out. Suddenly, the lights go out completely. A bird caws before the lights turn back on and we see Mr. Hyde standing in the ring looking at the entrance way. behind him stands the ministry of Shadows own Crow. As Hyde turns around Crow nails him with a kick to the stomach and then hits the "Crows Nest" out of nowhere! The lights flash off and we hear another bird caw before the return to normal. In the ring is the downed Hyde with Steven Osbourne pulled on top of him. The referee crawls over and counts the pin...
One... Two... Three!!!
Winner and still AWS Society Champion: Steven Osbourne via pinfall with help from Crow!
Ending Segment
As the bell rings and Osbourne is given his belt, he barely stands without help from the referee and his two valets. They help him to his feet as he barely lifts the Championship up into the air. They help him out of the ring as he slowly walks up the ramp with help. Mr. Hyde is just gaining his senses again as he realizes what just happened. He screams out as the fans boo him. Mr. Hyde can't believe it as the camera pans to the ramp where Steven holds up his belt one last time as the fans give him a cheer. The Ring Wars logo appears on the screen before fading to the AWS logo and ending the show.