Opening Segment
Steven Osbourne: See? I told you I would find him here!
Veronica Anderson: I didn't say he wouldn't be here. I said I didn't want to be here.
Steven Osbourne: Why not dude? The outfits they are wearing might give you some ideas for later tonight.
Veronica Anderson: Not a chance.
Amber Del Vallee: Well I'm comfortable here. I used to work at one of these.
Veronica Anderson: Aww Amber.. don't say stuff like that.
Steven Osbourne: Does this mean you'll give me a lap dance?
Amber Del Vallee: Like haven't I done that before?
Veronica Anderson: I'm going to be sick. Let's just get this over with.
Steven Osbourne: Then we can get to the fun part.
Veronica Anderson: Yeah.. leaving before we get crabs.
Amber Del Vallee: I love crabs! They're like yummy and stuff.
Veronica Anderson: Those aren't the crabs I'm talking about.
Steven Osbourne struts his stuff around the strip club, checking out the fine working ladies before landing on pervert's row, right beside the stage, next to Sleaze.
Sleaze: Hey Stevie! Long time no see! Stick around awhile.. it's easy being sleazy here!
Steven Osbourne: Sleaze.. my man.. just the guy I was looking for. I want to invite you to join me tonight.
Sleaze: For a threesome?
Steven Osbourne: As long as we don't touch swords and Amber is up for it..
Amber Del Vallee: Wouldn't be my first threesome.. this week.
Veronica Anderson: Honey, someone has to teach you about self respect.
Steven Osbourne: I volunteer!
Veronica Anderson: Not you!
Steven Osbourne: But let's get back to business. As my former tag team partner I want to invite you to my celebration this week.
Sleaze: I'm honoured.. but I have one question... will there be boobies?
Steven Osbourne: It's a Super Sexy boogeyman Slayer celebration! There will be more boobies then at the playboy mansion!
Sleaze: Oh.. I'm so in... in more ways then one.
Steven Osbourne: Not so fast Sleaze. First rule.. I get first pick of the ladies.
Sleaze: That's ok. I prefer sloppy seconds anyways.
Steven Osbourne: Second rule.. I need you to stand on guard for me. See, I know how these championship celebration segments go down. It's like a wrestling rule. Someone always interupts them. Well that's not gonna happen to me! I'm coming prepared. Well I'm always coming anyways so it's not like I'm out of practice. That's where you come in. I need you to watch my back and if anyone decides to crash the party.. you crash them first!
Sleaze: Sounds great. But I dunno if you've been watching lately but I haven't been doing so well since we split up.
Steven Osbourne: Sleaze.. my man.. everyone can bodyguard when they are swinging a 20 pound steel chair.. easy work my man.
Sleaze: I like it when it's easy.
Steven Osbourne: I like it when she's easy.
Veronica Anderson: I like it when you guys shut up.
Steven Osbourne: You know what I like.. flash photography!
Sleaze: You can't take pictures in here..
Steven Osbourne: That wasn't what I was talking about..
Steven climbs onto the stage and promptly drops trow (which is censored on television naturally) and starts dancing with the busty blonde who was on stage. Cue the bouncers who chase Steven out of the club.
Sleaze: It's good to be Sleaze..
All of the sudden a voice is heard from behind.
Hey Sleaze.. who did you vote for?
Sleaze: I didn't vote. I skipped the election polls.. hung out near the stripper poles! You know what I'm saying?
A trash can shot floors Sleaze! Then a second.. then a third! Joey Trash yells at the downed former gm.
Joey Trash: Should have fucking voted for Trump you fucker!
Joey loads Sleaze into the trash can then bowls him across the stage also taking out the busty stripper, landing both on the floor.
Joey Trash: Fucking championship celebration segment! There is one one fucking segment worth watching and that's the fucking trash can fuckers!
Veronica Anderson: I didn't say he wouldn't be here. I said I didn't want to be here.
Steven Osbourne: Why not dude? The outfits they are wearing might give you some ideas for later tonight.
Veronica Anderson: Not a chance.
Amber Del Vallee: Well I'm comfortable here. I used to work at one of these.
Veronica Anderson: Aww Amber.. don't say stuff like that.
Steven Osbourne: Does this mean you'll give me a lap dance?
Amber Del Vallee: Like haven't I done that before?
Veronica Anderson: I'm going to be sick. Let's just get this over with.
Steven Osbourne: Then we can get to the fun part.
Veronica Anderson: Yeah.. leaving before we get crabs.
Amber Del Vallee: I love crabs! They're like yummy and stuff.
Veronica Anderson: Those aren't the crabs I'm talking about.
Steven Osbourne struts his stuff around the strip club, checking out the fine working ladies before landing on pervert's row, right beside the stage, next to Sleaze.
Sleaze: Hey Stevie! Long time no see! Stick around awhile.. it's easy being sleazy here!
Steven Osbourne: Sleaze.. my man.. just the guy I was looking for. I want to invite you to join me tonight.
Sleaze: For a threesome?
Steven Osbourne: As long as we don't touch swords and Amber is up for it..
Amber Del Vallee: Wouldn't be my first threesome.. this week.
Veronica Anderson: Honey, someone has to teach you about self respect.
Steven Osbourne: I volunteer!
Veronica Anderson: Not you!
Steven Osbourne: But let's get back to business. As my former tag team partner I want to invite you to my celebration this week.
Sleaze: I'm honoured.. but I have one question... will there be boobies?
Steven Osbourne: It's a Super Sexy boogeyman Slayer celebration! There will be more boobies then at the playboy mansion!
Sleaze: Oh.. I'm so in... in more ways then one.
Steven Osbourne: Not so fast Sleaze. First rule.. I get first pick of the ladies.
Sleaze: That's ok. I prefer sloppy seconds anyways.
Steven Osbourne: Second rule.. I need you to stand on guard for me. See, I know how these championship celebration segments go down. It's like a wrestling rule. Someone always interupts them. Well that's not gonna happen to me! I'm coming prepared. Well I'm always coming anyways so it's not like I'm out of practice. That's where you come in. I need you to watch my back and if anyone decides to crash the party.. you crash them first!
Sleaze: Sounds great. But I dunno if you've been watching lately but I haven't been doing so well since we split up.
Steven Osbourne: Sleaze.. my man.. everyone can bodyguard when they are swinging a 20 pound steel chair.. easy work my man.
Sleaze: I like it when it's easy.
Steven Osbourne: I like it when she's easy.
Veronica Anderson: I like it when you guys shut up.
Steven Osbourne: You know what I like.. flash photography!
Sleaze: You can't take pictures in here..
Steven Osbourne: That wasn't what I was talking about..
Steven climbs onto the stage and promptly drops trow (which is censored on television naturally) and starts dancing with the busty blonde who was on stage. Cue the bouncers who chase Steven out of the club.
Sleaze: It's good to be Sleaze..
All of the sudden a voice is heard from behind.
Hey Sleaze.. who did you vote for?
Sleaze: I didn't vote. I skipped the election polls.. hung out near the stripper poles! You know what I'm saying?
A trash can shot floors Sleaze! Then a second.. then a third! Joey Trash yells at the downed former gm.
Joey Trash: Should have fucking voted for Trump you fucker!
Joey loads Sleaze into the trash can then bowls him across the stage also taking out the busty stripper, landing both on the floor.
Joey Trash: Fucking championship celebration segment! There is one one fucking segment worth watching and that's the fucking trash can fuckers!
Opening Match
Grudge Match
Missy Paige vs. Kurt Ryan w/ Nick Fear
We cut backstage before the match where we see Nick Fear standing at the buffet table alone. He is looking for a water battle as he waits for Kurt Ryan to meet him at the curtain. Suddenly, he is nailed from behind with a stiff forearm as we see Missy Paige shove him face first into the table! She continues the assault with a wild barrage of overhand forearms before she slams his head off of the table a few times. He is dazed and confused as he tries to fight back, but Missy dodges quickly and kicks him right between the legs! She grabs his hand and holds it down as she grabs a metal fork and stabs it into the backside of his hand! He screams in pain as she lets go and backs off. She lets out a smirk as she walks off just before Kurt Ryan runs into the scene to check on his downed partner. Medical staff run over and begin to tend to Nick as Kurt looks on in disbelief. We cut to the commentators as they begin to speak.
Alexis Swann:"What a viscous assault by Missy Paige! I don't know about you Tobias, but I kind of like this new attitude she's getting."
Tobias Morgan:"I can understand her aggravation, but that assault on Nick Fear was uncalled for. Let's see how Kurt Ryan reacts when he steps foot in the ring against his former partner Missy Paige right now!"
BRYAN SAINT:"The following is your opening contest and it is a Grudge Match scheduled for one fall! Introducing first....."
"My Blood. My Life. Always Forward." By The Casualties hits as the lights begin to strobe to the beat. After the intro Kurt Ryan comes out of the back onto the stage. He looks concerned for his fallen partner as he shakes his head and starts walking towards the ramp. Suddenly, Missy Paige storms out from the back with a steel chair in hand! She waffles it over the unprepared Kurt Ryan's back as his music cuts out.
The Bell rings to start this match!!
DING DING DING!!!!!!!!!
Match: Missy grabs the mohawk of Kurt Ryan before slamming him face first into the guardrail. He stumbles down the ramp as Missy follows closely. She grabs him again and slams him into the guardrail as they get to ringside. Missy whips Kurt into the steel steps as he flips over them and lands on the floor. Missy lifts the ring apron and searches underneath the ring. Kurt tries to get up using the guardrail, but as he does Missy comes back over with a Kendo stick. She nails him in the back as he screams out in pain. She nails him again, then again, then again. Missy doesn't stop as she repeatedly cracks the kendo stick over Kurts back, ripping his flesh!
Alexis Swann:"Missy Paige is taking control of this match completely! With the backstage attack taking out Kurts partner and then the attack before the bell even rang she has set herself up for success."
Tobias Morgan:"She certainly has made sure that Kurt did not know what was coming. Strategic at it's finest."
Missy continues the beating for a while as she controlled Kurt for the entire first half. They are now in the crowd as Missy whips Kurt into the barricade before clotheslining him over and back ringside. She climbs over herself as she grabs him by the hair and lifts him to his feet before rolling him into the ring. She grabs a steel chair from ringside before tossing it in the ring and rolling in herself. Kurt is using the ropes to get to his feet as Missy stalks him with the steel chair. He is now at his feet as Missy raises the chair up, but Kurt comes out of nowhere with a desperation dropsault, kicking the chair out of her hands! Missy looks startled as she turns to face Kurt. He comes out of nowhere with a hurricanrana, but she pushes him off of her shoulders causing him to backflip. As soon as he lands on his feet Missy nails him in the gut with the steel chair and drops it at her feet before hooking him and nailing him with "Demonomania" right onto the steel chair! She rolls him over and covers as the referee counts the pinfall!
One... TWO... THREE!!!
Winner: Missy Paige via Pinfall with the "Demonomania"!
Alexis Swann:"What a viscous assault by Missy Paige! I don't know about you Tobias, but I kind of like this new attitude she's getting."
Tobias Morgan:"I can understand her aggravation, but that assault on Nick Fear was uncalled for. Let's see how Kurt Ryan reacts when he steps foot in the ring against his former partner Missy Paige right now!"
BRYAN SAINT:"The following is your opening contest and it is a Grudge Match scheduled for one fall! Introducing first....."
"My Blood. My Life. Always Forward." By The Casualties hits as the lights begin to strobe to the beat. After the intro Kurt Ryan comes out of the back onto the stage. He looks concerned for his fallen partner as he shakes his head and starts walking towards the ramp. Suddenly, Missy Paige storms out from the back with a steel chair in hand! She waffles it over the unprepared Kurt Ryan's back as his music cuts out.
The Bell rings to start this match!!
DING DING DING!!!!!!!!!
Match: Missy grabs the mohawk of Kurt Ryan before slamming him face first into the guardrail. He stumbles down the ramp as Missy follows closely. She grabs him again and slams him into the guardrail as they get to ringside. Missy whips Kurt into the steel steps as he flips over them and lands on the floor. Missy lifts the ring apron and searches underneath the ring. Kurt tries to get up using the guardrail, but as he does Missy comes back over with a Kendo stick. She nails him in the back as he screams out in pain. She nails him again, then again, then again. Missy doesn't stop as she repeatedly cracks the kendo stick over Kurts back, ripping his flesh!
Alexis Swann:"Missy Paige is taking control of this match completely! With the backstage attack taking out Kurts partner and then the attack before the bell even rang she has set herself up for success."
Tobias Morgan:"She certainly has made sure that Kurt did not know what was coming. Strategic at it's finest."
Missy continues the beating for a while as she controlled Kurt for the entire first half. They are now in the crowd as Missy whips Kurt into the barricade before clotheslining him over and back ringside. She climbs over herself as she grabs him by the hair and lifts him to his feet before rolling him into the ring. She grabs a steel chair from ringside before tossing it in the ring and rolling in herself. Kurt is using the ropes to get to his feet as Missy stalks him with the steel chair. He is now at his feet as Missy raises the chair up, but Kurt comes out of nowhere with a desperation dropsault, kicking the chair out of her hands! Missy looks startled as she turns to face Kurt. He comes out of nowhere with a hurricanrana, but she pushes him off of her shoulders causing him to backflip. As soon as he lands on his feet Missy nails him in the gut with the steel chair and drops it at her feet before hooking him and nailing him with "Demonomania" right onto the steel chair! She rolls him over and covers as the referee counts the pinfall!
One... TWO... THREE!!!
Winner: Missy Paige via Pinfall with the "Demonomania"!
Segment
The camera cuts to a tv in a dark room glowing white with no sound. As the camera men begins to back out of the room the door closes and locks behind them. a video of crow staring begins on the TV as he starts to talk.
Crow:"The empire has made a return! And as they return they dare strike against us! the war has just started and there will be retribution. Here's a little history, arson you received that scar because you underhandedly tried to sabotage the ministries chances of running this place. But you're not the only one with scars. Before I found the ministry I was once a young naIve lost sheep that thought I had the company in the palm of my hand. matches won, titles won, I was the top of the mountain and I had kicked everyone down who would dare try and oppose me, much like you. Well one day I had a no holds barred match with the one and only leviathan. that match was brutal! no matter what I did he would not stay down! he just kept getting up! we fought all over the arena, but he was relentless. he went whereever I went, fighting and fighting. his assault was ongoing and vicious. The match will go down as one of the most extreme matches to ever of been shown on tv. the match concluded when the leviathan tossed me off the titantron into the pyro equipment which left a scar that will never go away. Days before I thought the ministry was all talk, just smoke in mirrors. but after that match I know that there is something terrifying lurking in the shadows and I've seen those horrors first hand! as someone who was in your shoes, quit while you have a chance. the savage family has that name for a reason. quit before it's too late! for once the war begins and the pillar of smoke clears, that demon I saw six years ago will be here and the scars on my mask will not be the only fear you have!"
The screen starts to glitch out as the light flickers and pops. a picture of Felix with red face paint is shown on the screen with the words "repent Empire or the beast will be unleashed".
Crow:"The empire has made a return! And as they return they dare strike against us! the war has just started and there will be retribution. Here's a little history, arson you received that scar because you underhandedly tried to sabotage the ministries chances of running this place. But you're not the only one with scars. Before I found the ministry I was once a young naIve lost sheep that thought I had the company in the palm of my hand. matches won, titles won, I was the top of the mountain and I had kicked everyone down who would dare try and oppose me, much like you. Well one day I had a no holds barred match with the one and only leviathan. that match was brutal! no matter what I did he would not stay down! he just kept getting up! we fought all over the arena, but he was relentless. he went whereever I went, fighting and fighting. his assault was ongoing and vicious. The match will go down as one of the most extreme matches to ever of been shown on tv. the match concluded when the leviathan tossed me off the titantron into the pyro equipment which left a scar that will never go away. Days before I thought the ministry was all talk, just smoke in mirrors. but after that match I know that there is something terrifying lurking in the shadows and I've seen those horrors first hand! as someone who was in your shoes, quit while you have a chance. the savage family has that name for a reason. quit before it's too late! for once the war begins and the pillar of smoke clears, that demon I saw six years ago will be here and the scars on my mask will not be the only fear you have!"
The screen starts to glitch out as the light flickers and pops. a picture of Felix with red face paint is shown on the screen with the words "repent Empire or the beast will be unleashed".
Singles Match
Non Title
Aurora vs. Jacob Cass
Bryan Saint:"The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is a Non Title match!! Introducing first....."
"Seven Devils" by Florence and the Machine plays through the arena as Aurora steps out onto the stage, standing on top of the ramp she looks out over the arena allowing her eyes to scan over the people in attendance before she glances down, mumbling to herself briefly.
Bryan Saint:"AAAUURROOOORRAAAAAA!!!"
Taking slow strides down the ramp purple and red pyros go off on the stage as she then rolls into the ring. Standing in the middle she once again gazes around the arena before climbing a turnbuckle and raising a hand in the air, a look of determination stays on her face as no other emotions are allowed to show through. Jumping back to the mat she leans against the ropes while gazing at the roof of the arena, taking in a few deep breaths before the match starts.
Bryan Saint:"And her opponent...."
"I Am" By Dale Oliver hits and Jacob Cass comes out from the back with a hood covering his head. He walks to the edge of the ramp and crouches down. He sits in that position for a moment before tossing his hood off and spreading his arms out to the sides. The crowd boos as he simply walks down the ramp with a cocky smirk on his face.
Bryan Saint:"He is the AWS Television Champion... JAAAAACOB CAAAAAASS!!!"
he comes to the ring and slides in before popping to his feet and throwing his arms to the sides again as the crowd showers him with loud boos and hatred. He simply shrugs and takes off his ring jacket before waiting for the bell.
The Bell rings to start this match!!
DING DING DING!!!!!!!!!
Match: As the bell rings the two come face to face. Jacob begins spewing trash talk at aurora, telling her to get back to the kitchen where she belongs and to get out of his ring. Aurora chuckles before slamming a solid right hand into his jaw. Jacob is taken back by the strike as he goes after Aurora, but she simply ducks under a clothesline attempt and takes him down with a lariat of her own. Jacob quickly escapes to the outside as he holds the back of his neck in pain. The fans begin booing as Cass screams at them to shut up. While he's distracted by the crowd Aurora gets a running start and dives out at him as he turns around with a blind plancha! Cass slams into the guardrail as Aurora stands up to the cheers of the crowd. Aurora grabs hold of Cass and rolls him in the ring before following and covering him for the pin.
One... two... Kickout!
Alexis Swann:"All that trash talk has gotten Cass nowhere. He tries to put down women every week. Now Aurora can get her hands on him and boy is she ever!"
Tobias Morgan:"There is no telling what Aurora is going to do to that disgusting human being Jacob Cass."
As the match continues Aurora keeps control for the most part. Aurora is at the top rope waiting for Cass to get to his feet. When he does she leaps off looking for a diving crossbody, but Cass leaps up in midair and catches her with a dropkick out of nowhere! Both are down, but Cass slowly crawls over to Aurora and covers.
One... two... thr-KICKOUT!
Aurora manages to kick out before three as the crowd roars with excitement! Cass stands to his feet slowly and begins to shake his head as the crowd chants for Aurora. She slowly makes it to her feet as Cass goes for his patented superkick! She ducks and goes for a Somersault Rana, but Cass reverses it into the "Cassout"! HE spins and goes to deliver, but Aurora floats with the momentum and takes Cass down with a hurricanrana! She is in perfect position for the "Ballad of the Flexible Bullet" and she immedietly locks it in! Cass struggles to break free, but ultimately can't handle the pain as he taps out!
Winner: Aurora via Submission with the "Ballad of the Flexible Bullet"!
After Match: As Aurora is celebrating her win Cass rolls to the outside and grabs his belt before walking up the ramp. "Hate by Design" By Killswitch Engage hits and Zakk Pope comes out from the back with a smile on his face and a microphone in hand. His music dies down as he lifts the microphone to speak.
Zakk Pope:"Congratulations Aurora on your big win! What a match that was! Now Cass, you've held that belt since it first came to this company and you have yet to be defeated for it. You've beaten every single competitor I've put in front of you. One by one they have all fallen to the Mega star. But there has been a lot of talk backstage about the way you've kept that belt around your waist. People have called you a cheater. People have said that you cannot get a clean win. You are an incredible talent Cass, but I've seen with my own eyes your methods of winning."
The crowd begins to chant "Cass is Bullshit!" as Zakk nods in agreement.
Zakk Pope:"Aurora, you impressed me at Social Media Showdown. You were voted into two different matches and had no problem going out there and nearly winning both! You not only impressed me, but you impressed the people in the back and you impressed these fans who pay money to see you perform! And that is is why tonight I am announcing that at the upcoming Supershow Jacob Cass will be defending his Television Championship against... AURORA!"
The crowd goes crazy at the announcement as Aurora stands in the ring with a smile spread across her face. Cass shouts no over and over as he tells Zakk he can't do that. Zakk laughs before speaking.
Zakk Pope:"I just did! Good luck Cass. After what happened tonight, you're going to need it!"
"Hate by Design" hits again as Zakk walks behind the curtain. Cass freaks out on the ramp as Aurora celebrates in the ring.
Bryan Saint:"AAAUURROOOORRAAAAAA!!!"
Taking slow strides down the ramp purple and red pyros go off on the stage as she then rolls into the ring. Standing in the middle she once again gazes around the arena before climbing a turnbuckle and raising a hand in the air, a look of determination stays on her face as no other emotions are allowed to show through. Jumping back to the mat she leans against the ropes while gazing at the roof of the arena, taking in a few deep breaths before the match starts.
Bryan Saint:"And her opponent...."
"I Am" By Dale Oliver hits and Jacob Cass comes out from the back with a hood covering his head. He walks to the edge of the ramp and crouches down. He sits in that position for a moment before tossing his hood off and spreading his arms out to the sides. The crowd boos as he simply walks down the ramp with a cocky smirk on his face.
Bryan Saint:"He is the AWS Television Champion... JAAAAACOB CAAAAAASS!!!"
he comes to the ring and slides in before popping to his feet and throwing his arms to the sides again as the crowd showers him with loud boos and hatred. He simply shrugs and takes off his ring jacket before waiting for the bell.
The Bell rings to start this match!!
DING DING DING!!!!!!!!!
Match: As the bell rings the two come face to face. Jacob begins spewing trash talk at aurora, telling her to get back to the kitchen where she belongs and to get out of his ring. Aurora chuckles before slamming a solid right hand into his jaw. Jacob is taken back by the strike as he goes after Aurora, but she simply ducks under a clothesline attempt and takes him down with a lariat of her own. Jacob quickly escapes to the outside as he holds the back of his neck in pain. The fans begin booing as Cass screams at them to shut up. While he's distracted by the crowd Aurora gets a running start and dives out at him as he turns around with a blind plancha! Cass slams into the guardrail as Aurora stands up to the cheers of the crowd. Aurora grabs hold of Cass and rolls him in the ring before following and covering him for the pin.
One... two... Kickout!
Alexis Swann:"All that trash talk has gotten Cass nowhere. He tries to put down women every week. Now Aurora can get her hands on him and boy is she ever!"
Tobias Morgan:"There is no telling what Aurora is going to do to that disgusting human being Jacob Cass."
As the match continues Aurora keeps control for the most part. Aurora is at the top rope waiting for Cass to get to his feet. When he does she leaps off looking for a diving crossbody, but Cass leaps up in midair and catches her with a dropkick out of nowhere! Both are down, but Cass slowly crawls over to Aurora and covers.
One... two... thr-KICKOUT!
Aurora manages to kick out before three as the crowd roars with excitement! Cass stands to his feet slowly and begins to shake his head as the crowd chants for Aurora. She slowly makes it to her feet as Cass goes for his patented superkick! She ducks and goes for a Somersault Rana, but Cass reverses it into the "Cassout"! HE spins and goes to deliver, but Aurora floats with the momentum and takes Cass down with a hurricanrana! She is in perfect position for the "Ballad of the Flexible Bullet" and she immedietly locks it in! Cass struggles to break free, but ultimately can't handle the pain as he taps out!
Winner: Aurora via Submission with the "Ballad of the Flexible Bullet"!
After Match: As Aurora is celebrating her win Cass rolls to the outside and grabs his belt before walking up the ramp. "Hate by Design" By Killswitch Engage hits and Zakk Pope comes out from the back with a smile on his face and a microphone in hand. His music dies down as he lifts the microphone to speak.
Zakk Pope:"Congratulations Aurora on your big win! What a match that was! Now Cass, you've held that belt since it first came to this company and you have yet to be defeated for it. You've beaten every single competitor I've put in front of you. One by one they have all fallen to the Mega star. But there has been a lot of talk backstage about the way you've kept that belt around your waist. People have called you a cheater. People have said that you cannot get a clean win. You are an incredible talent Cass, but I've seen with my own eyes your methods of winning."
The crowd begins to chant "Cass is Bullshit!" as Zakk nods in agreement.
Zakk Pope:"Aurora, you impressed me at Social Media Showdown. You were voted into two different matches and had no problem going out there and nearly winning both! You not only impressed me, but you impressed the people in the back and you impressed these fans who pay money to see you perform! And that is is why tonight I am announcing that at the upcoming Supershow Jacob Cass will be defending his Television Championship against... AURORA!"
The crowd goes crazy at the announcement as Aurora stands in the ring with a smile spread across her face. Cass shouts no over and over as he tells Zakk he can't do that. Zakk laughs before speaking.
Zakk Pope:"I just did! Good luck Cass. After what happened tonight, you're going to need it!"
"Hate by Design" hits again as Zakk walks behind the curtain. Cass freaks out on the ramp as Aurora celebrates in the ring.
Segment
We come backstage where we see Zakk Pope heading towards his office. He turns the corner and runs smack dab into an awaiting clown. Zany has a smile on his face as he sits up from his leaning position against the wall.
Zany:"Zakk Pope! Just the man I've been loo-hehe-king for."
Zany chuckles as Zakk looks at him with a smile.
Zakk Pope:"What can I help you with clown?"
Zany chuckles again as he puts a hand on the brick wall next to them.
Zany:"I want a hehe match against that Origami folding oriental, Yakima."
Zakk nods his heads as he thinks for a minute.
Zakk Pope:"Alright, you've got it. Next episode of Underground you'll get your match against Yakima Yoshikawa. But I don't want any funny business, you got it?"
Zany looks at Zakk with an innocent face.
Zany:"Me? Funny business? NEVER!"
Zakk shakes his head as he walks off. Zany chuckles menacingly as he rubs his hands together and flashes an evil grin.
Zany:"Zakk Pope! Just the man I've been loo-hehe-king for."
Zany chuckles as Zakk looks at him with a smile.
Zakk Pope:"What can I help you with clown?"
Zany chuckles again as he puts a hand on the brick wall next to them.
Zany:"I want a hehe match against that Origami folding oriental, Yakima."
Zakk nods his heads as he thinks for a minute.
Zakk Pope:"Alright, you've got it. Next episode of Underground you'll get your match against Yakima Yoshikawa. But I don't want any funny business, you got it?"
Zany looks at Zakk with an innocent face.
Zany:"Me? Funny business? NEVER!"
Zakk shakes his head as he walks off. Zany chuckles menacingly as he rubs his hands together and flashes an evil grin.
Singles Match
Xavier Creed w/ The Empire vs. Crow w/ The Ministry of Shadows
Bryan Saint:"This next match is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first...."
"What About Me?" By Jim Johnston hits as the entire arena turns pitch black where nothing but cellphone lights can be seen. a single spotlight hits the ring where we then see a man with a plague doctors mask on appear out of the darkness.
Bryan Saint:"Accompanied to the ring by the Ministry of Shadows, CROOOOOOW!!!"
three more spotlights come on the outside of the ring revealing Deon, Kellin, and Felix standing on the outside of the ring waiting in support of the masked man.
Bryan Saint:"And his opponent...."
"Bow Down" by Westside Connection hits and the intro is plays out then the beat drops out comes Shaw a mountain of muscle with creed on his back. Arson walks out hand in hand with Laila Marie. creed hops down and jumps around yelling and hyping the Empire up. Arson folds his arms across his chest as he examines the crowd while Laila simply taunts the opponents in the ring. Shaw flexes before they continue down to the ring, yelling at fans the whole time.
Bryan Saint:"Accompanied to the ring by The Empire, he is one half of the AWS Tag Team Champions, XAAAAVIER CRRRREEEEEEEEED!!!"
they get to the ring as Shaw walks up the steps and creed hops on the apron and climbs the turnbuckle. Arson takes the steps and hops on the side of the turnbuckle before raising a fist. He holds the ropes open for Laila before They all walk to the middle of the ring and stand shoulder to shoulder before throwing up an "E". Xavier lays across the top rope as the rest of the Empire exit the ring.
"What About Me?" By Jim Johnston hits as the entire arena turns pitch black where nothing but cellphone lights can be seen. a single spotlight hits the ring where we then see a man with a plague doctors mask on appear out of the darkness.
Bryan Saint:"Accompanied to the ring by the Ministry of Shadows, CROOOOOOW!!!"
three more spotlights come on the outside of the ring revealing Deon, Kellin, and Felix standing on the outside of the ring waiting in support of the masked man.
Bryan Saint:"And his opponent...."
"Bow Down" by Westside Connection hits and the intro is plays out then the beat drops out comes Shaw a mountain of muscle with creed on his back. Arson walks out hand in hand with Laila Marie. creed hops down and jumps around yelling and hyping the Empire up. Arson folds his arms across his chest as he examines the crowd while Laila simply taunts the opponents in the ring. Shaw flexes before they continue down to the ring, yelling at fans the whole time.
Bryan Saint:"Accompanied to the ring by The Empire, he is one half of the AWS Tag Team Champions, XAAAAVIER CRRRREEEEEEEEED!!!"
they get to the ring as Shaw walks up the steps and creed hops on the apron and climbs the turnbuckle. Arson takes the steps and hops on the side of the turnbuckle before raising a fist. He holds the ropes open for Laila before They all walk to the middle of the ring and stand shoulder to shoulder before throwing up an "E". Xavier lays across the top rope as the rest of the Empire exit the ring.
The Bell rings to start this match!!
DING DING DING!!!!!!!!!
Match: As the bell rings Crow stands in the corner across from Creed. Creed hops down from his laying position and begins to hop around a talk smack. Crow doesn't even acknowledge him as he goes after Creed, taking him straight into the corner. Creed ducks his head out of the ropes as the referee backs Crow off. Crow goes after Creed again, but this time Creed leaps over Crowd and waits for him to turn. Crow turns around and Creed nails him with a jab, follows it up with an uppercut, and then sends him stumbling with a spinning forearm. Crow is dazed, but not for long as Creed takes him down to the mat with a Enziguri! Creed begins to get himself hyped up as he goes for a Lionsault. Crow gets the knees up and Creed rolls around holding his chest in pain. Crow covers.
One... Two... Kickout!
Alexis Swann:"The Empire returned after a long hiatus to get revenge on the Ministry of Shadows. The Ministry put them out for months. And while the Empire was gone the Ministry of Shadows ran the Tag division. But that all changed in an instant when the Empire was voted to face off against The Ministry of Shadows for the Tag Team Championships at Social Media Showdown."
Tobias Morgan:"One match was all it took for the Empire to prove that they were the best Tag Team in the AWS. The Ministry has to be looking for a shot to win back their belts."
As the match continues Crow and Creed go back and forth trying to keep the other down. Creed is getting up after a GTS/Penalty Kick combo from Crow as Crow comes from behind and grabs Creed around the waist. He goes to lift him up for a German Suplex, but Creed holds onto the ropes and blocks it. He elbows Crow in the side of the head and spins behind him before lifting him up for a back suplex. He dumps him to the outside as the Empire come over to attack. The Ministry of Shadows come over as the Empire stare them down. The situation gets heated as Crow stands up and turns into the Empire. Arson nods as Tyson Shaw grabs Crow by the neck. Immediately a brawl begins as the Empire and the Ministry of Shadows begin throwing punches back and forth. Crow climbs the apron, but Creed catches him with an enziguri off the ropes sending Crow down tot he ground again. Creed takes notice of the group of bodies and Crow as he gets a running start and dives out of the ring with a jump up dive from the corner to the outside, taking out both groups!
Alexis Swann:"What a leap Creed has on him!"
Tobias Morgan:"He literally just took out everyone by himself!"
Creed is hyped now as he celebrates by teasing the crowd. he grabs Crow by the mask and roll shim in the ring before hoping on the apron and waiting for him to stand. Crowd eventually does as Creed leaps and springboards going for a springboard forearm shot! Crow kicks him in the gut mid-air and hooks him in between his legs. He calls for the "Crow's Nest" and flips forward, but Creed drops down on top of Crow and holds his legs for the pin. The ref drops and can't see Creed holding the ropes for leverage!
One... two... THREE!!
Winner: Xavier Creed via Roll-Up!
After Match: Crow kicks out right after the 3 count as Creed is announced the winner. The referee raises his hand as "Long Live the Chief" hits. Creed laughs at Crow as Crow goes after him. Creed quickly escapes the ring and joins the Empire halfway up the ramp. The Ministry of Shadows look on from the ring as the camera switches to commercial.
DING DING DING!!!!!!!!!
Match: As the bell rings Crow stands in the corner across from Creed. Creed hops down from his laying position and begins to hop around a talk smack. Crow doesn't even acknowledge him as he goes after Creed, taking him straight into the corner. Creed ducks his head out of the ropes as the referee backs Crow off. Crow goes after Creed again, but this time Creed leaps over Crowd and waits for him to turn. Crow turns around and Creed nails him with a jab, follows it up with an uppercut, and then sends him stumbling with a spinning forearm. Crow is dazed, but not for long as Creed takes him down to the mat with a Enziguri! Creed begins to get himself hyped up as he goes for a Lionsault. Crow gets the knees up and Creed rolls around holding his chest in pain. Crow covers.
One... Two... Kickout!
Alexis Swann:"The Empire returned after a long hiatus to get revenge on the Ministry of Shadows. The Ministry put them out for months. And while the Empire was gone the Ministry of Shadows ran the Tag division. But that all changed in an instant when the Empire was voted to face off against The Ministry of Shadows for the Tag Team Championships at Social Media Showdown."
Tobias Morgan:"One match was all it took for the Empire to prove that they were the best Tag Team in the AWS. The Ministry has to be looking for a shot to win back their belts."
As the match continues Crow and Creed go back and forth trying to keep the other down. Creed is getting up after a GTS/Penalty Kick combo from Crow as Crow comes from behind and grabs Creed around the waist. He goes to lift him up for a German Suplex, but Creed holds onto the ropes and blocks it. He elbows Crow in the side of the head and spins behind him before lifting him up for a back suplex. He dumps him to the outside as the Empire come over to attack. The Ministry of Shadows come over as the Empire stare them down. The situation gets heated as Crow stands up and turns into the Empire. Arson nods as Tyson Shaw grabs Crow by the neck. Immediately a brawl begins as the Empire and the Ministry of Shadows begin throwing punches back and forth. Crow climbs the apron, but Creed catches him with an enziguri off the ropes sending Crow down tot he ground again. Creed takes notice of the group of bodies and Crow as he gets a running start and dives out of the ring with a jump up dive from the corner to the outside, taking out both groups!
Alexis Swann:"What a leap Creed has on him!"
Tobias Morgan:"He literally just took out everyone by himself!"
Creed is hyped now as he celebrates by teasing the crowd. he grabs Crow by the mask and roll shim in the ring before hoping on the apron and waiting for him to stand. Crowd eventually does as Creed leaps and springboards going for a springboard forearm shot! Crow kicks him in the gut mid-air and hooks him in between his legs. He calls for the "Crow's Nest" and flips forward, but Creed drops down on top of Crow and holds his legs for the pin. The ref drops and can't see Creed holding the ropes for leverage!
One... two... THREE!!
Winner: Xavier Creed via Roll-Up!
After Match: Crow kicks out right after the 3 count as Creed is announced the winner. The referee raises his hand as "Long Live the Chief" hits. Creed laughs at Crow as Crow goes after him. Creed quickly escapes the ring and joins the Empire halfway up the ramp. The Ministry of Shadows look on from the ring as the camera switches to commercial.
Segment
We cut outside where rows upon rows of tombstones greet the camera. A bone-chilling atmosphere in what seems to be an old graveyard. A dreaded silence as the dead rest six feet below the ground. Silence. Suddenly a scream is heard as we fumble and turn to see a horrific sight. Kuk Killswitch with his arms bound around a tree branch, his body suspended off the ground and above a freshly dug grave. His face battered and bloody. His clothes in shambles, and written on his chest in a shade of red are two words.
"WASHED AWAY"
All of a sudden three men in plain white masks emerge and look at the beaten Killswitch. Each man has a number on the forehead of their mask. The man with the number one insignia walks over to Killswitch and pulls out a knife, he brings it up to Killswitch face but pulls it away before it touches his skin. He then turns and faces the camera and speaks in a distorted voice.
"AWS...I want each and every single one of you to take in a good sight of this. Because there is more to come. We are the leaders of a new world, and we are the death of the old. The next time you see us... not only will we reveal who we are and why we're here, but you'll finally open your fucking eyes. This is not a message, this is not a warning. This is a threat. To each of the pussies in the lockeroom, to each of the bitches in power.... and to every single fan."
The three men look back at Killswitch as the man with the number one insignia walks behind him and climbs up a small ladder. The other two watch on.
"Every single one of you, just like Killswitch...will be WASHED AWAY!"
He cuts the rope and Killswitch falls into the grave. The camera zooms in on the unmoving body as the three men stare down before a jump cut happens. The men are gone, the grave is covered and the tombstone reads simply...
"WASHED AWAY"
We fade to black as the message "The Flood Will Rise" appears on the screen.
"WASHED AWAY"
All of a sudden three men in plain white masks emerge and look at the beaten Killswitch. Each man has a number on the forehead of their mask. The man with the number one insignia walks over to Killswitch and pulls out a knife, he brings it up to Killswitch face but pulls it away before it touches his skin. He then turns and faces the camera and speaks in a distorted voice.
"AWS...I want each and every single one of you to take in a good sight of this. Because there is more to come. We are the leaders of a new world, and we are the death of the old. The next time you see us... not only will we reveal who we are and why we're here, but you'll finally open your fucking eyes. This is not a message, this is not a warning. This is a threat. To each of the pussies in the lockeroom, to each of the bitches in power.... and to every single fan."
The three men look back at Killswitch as the man with the number one insignia walks behind him and climbs up a small ladder. The other two watch on.
"Every single one of you, just like Killswitch...will be WASHED AWAY!"
He cuts the rope and Killswitch falls into the grave. The camera zooms in on the unmoving body as the three men stare down before a jump cut happens. The men are gone, the grave is covered and the tombstone reads simply...
"WASHED AWAY"
We fade to black as the message "The Flood Will Rise" appears on the screen.
MAIN EVENT
Non Title
Scorpion vs. Joey Trash
Bryan Saint:"The following contest is your MAIN EVENT OF THE EVENING and it is a Non title match! Introducing first....."
"Crazy Motherfucker" by Adam Bomb starts to begin and Joey Trash rushes out from the fan swinging a trash can, and yelling at fans on his way to the ring.
Bryan Saint:"JOOOEEEYYYYY TRAAAAAAASHHHH!!!"
Joey makes it to the ring as he tosses the trash can over the top rope and rolls under the bottom. He immedietly grabs his trash can and swings it at the referee who narrowly avoids decapitation as he exits the ring.
Bryan Saint:"And his opponent...."
"Set Up" By Drowning Pool and after the intro the lights turn to dark red. Dr. Crane comes out from the back with Scorpion behind walking slowly. They walk down the ramp, ignoring the rest of the world.
Bryan Saint:"Hailing from Deathport, Pennsylvania, standing 6 foot 10 inches tall, weighing in at 320 pounds, accompanied to the ring by Dr. Crane, he is Punisher of Darkness and the AWS Uncensored Champion, this is SCORRRRRRPPPPIIIOOOOONNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!"
Scorpion puts his hands on the top rope and pulls himself up on the ring apron. He steps over the top rope and gets into the ring. He walks to the middle of the ring and stands there for a moment before looking up slowly as fire explodes from the corners. He stares down the camera and waits for the match to begin as Dr. Crane walks over to the corner.
"Crazy Motherfucker" by Adam Bomb starts to begin and Joey Trash rushes out from the fan swinging a trash can, and yelling at fans on his way to the ring.
Bryan Saint:"JOOOEEEYYYYY TRAAAAAAASHHHH!!!"
Joey makes it to the ring as he tosses the trash can over the top rope and rolls under the bottom. He immedietly grabs his trash can and swings it at the referee who narrowly avoids decapitation as he exits the ring.
Bryan Saint:"And his opponent...."
"Set Up" By Drowning Pool and after the intro the lights turn to dark red. Dr. Crane comes out from the back with Scorpion behind walking slowly. They walk down the ramp, ignoring the rest of the world.
Bryan Saint:"Hailing from Deathport, Pennsylvania, standing 6 foot 10 inches tall, weighing in at 320 pounds, accompanied to the ring by Dr. Crane, he is Punisher of Darkness and the AWS Uncensored Champion, this is SCORRRRRRPPPPIIIOOOOONNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!"
Scorpion puts his hands on the top rope and pulls himself up on the ring apron. He steps over the top rope and gets into the ring. He walks to the middle of the ring and stands there for a moment before looking up slowly as fire explodes from the corners. He stares down the camera and waits for the match to begin as Dr. Crane walks over to the corner.
The Bell rings to start this match!!
DING DING DING!!!!!!!!!
Match: The referee comes to the ring and very carefully rings the bell. Joey Trash is still holding his trash can as the referee tries to make him put it down. Joey refuses with a few "Fuck you's" and swings towards the ref who ducks out of the way. Joey goes after Scorpion with the trash can, but the referee snatches it out of his hands. Joey turns to yell at the referee and Scorpion takes advantage. As Joey turns around Scorpion grabs him around the throat for a chokeslam. He lifts him up, but Joey nails a headbutt to the Monsters face causing him to drop Joey. Joey nails him with a punch to the gut, then a kick to the gut, then an elbow to the jaw, then another kick to the gut. Joey continues a barrage of shots managing to get the monster to a knee. Scorpion shoves him away, but Joey rebounds off the ropes and nails a big boot to the side of the monsters head. Scorpion doesn't go down though so Trash repeats two more times before finally taking the monster down.
Tobias Morgan:"The monster has been taken off of his feet! Joey Trash is using his brawler skills to put down Scorpion!"
Alexis Swann:"What a difficult task it is to put down this Monster, but Joey Trash took him down in the opening moments! Trash is on fire!"
As the match continues Joey made sure to keep the Monster down the entire time, never letting scorpion get past a kneeling position. Joey has attempted pin after pin, but none have went past two. Joey goes to the corner and takes off the top turnbuckle. The referee begins to yell at Joey who puts his hands up and pushes him away. The referee goes to the corner and attempts to fix it as Joey pulls out a an old keyboard hidden in the back of his pants. He nails Scorpion in the head with it, but the Monster doesn't fall. He winds back and shatters it over the head of Scorpion sending Caps Locks, shift keys, letters, and numbers scattering around the ring. The referee turns right as Joey covers the fallen Monster.
One... Two... TH- KICKOUT!
The monster kicks out again as Joey shakes his head no. He can't believe that Scorpion won't stay down. Scorpion begins to get to his feet again as Joey looks on in anger. He runs towards Scorpion going for a clothesline, but Scorpion ducks under and hooks Trash. He stands to his feet and delivers the "Death Sting" out of desperation! COVER!
One... Two... THREE!
Tobias Morgan:"NO! Joey kicked out! UNBELIEVABLE!"
Alexis Swann:"Just when you think it's over, Joey kicks out and is back in it!"
Scorpion shakes his head trying to get back into the match. he grabs Joey by the hair and lifts him up to his feet. Joey breaks the monsters grip and nails the "Trash blaster" out of nowhere! Scorpion is stunned as Joey goes for it again and nails the "Trash Blaster" a second time! Scorpion is backed into the ropes where he is barely standing. Joey whips him across the ring and with all the strength in his body he nails Scorpion with the "Fucker Fucker"!! He covers!
One... Two... THREE!
Tobias Morgan:"Scorpion kicks out again! This match is never going to end!"
Alexis Swann:"Oh I think it will, but it might not be the way we want it to end."
Joey is steaming mad now as he grabs the referee and yells in his face. Joey drops the referee as he exits the ring and grabs his trash can again. He rolls into the ring and looks down at Scorpion as the ref yells for him to get the trash can out of the ring. Joey ignores him as he slams the trash can over Scorpions head! The referee calls for the bell, but Joey doesn't care as he bashes the referee over the head with the trash can! Scorpion is getting up, but Joey takes him back down with a wicked trash can shot! He repeats this over and over until the monster is bleeding. Dr. Crane comes into the ring and begs for Joey to stop, but he doesn't as he bashes the trash can over Dr. Cranes head! Joey has gone berserk now as he lifts up Dr. Crane and whips him into the ropes before nailing him with the "Fucker Fucker"! A few more referees come down to the ring to try and help. The referees try to keep Joey back, but Joey simply grabs the AWS Uncensored belt and holds it up in the air before tossing it down on Scorpion. He exits the ring and storms to the back as we cut to commercial on the carnage of Joey Trash.
Winner: Scorpion via DQ
DING DING DING!!!!!!!!!
Match: The referee comes to the ring and very carefully rings the bell. Joey Trash is still holding his trash can as the referee tries to make him put it down. Joey refuses with a few "Fuck you's" and swings towards the ref who ducks out of the way. Joey goes after Scorpion with the trash can, but the referee snatches it out of his hands. Joey turns to yell at the referee and Scorpion takes advantage. As Joey turns around Scorpion grabs him around the throat for a chokeslam. He lifts him up, but Joey nails a headbutt to the Monsters face causing him to drop Joey. Joey nails him with a punch to the gut, then a kick to the gut, then an elbow to the jaw, then another kick to the gut. Joey continues a barrage of shots managing to get the monster to a knee. Scorpion shoves him away, but Joey rebounds off the ropes and nails a big boot to the side of the monsters head. Scorpion doesn't go down though so Trash repeats two more times before finally taking the monster down.
Tobias Morgan:"The monster has been taken off of his feet! Joey Trash is using his brawler skills to put down Scorpion!"
Alexis Swann:"What a difficult task it is to put down this Monster, but Joey Trash took him down in the opening moments! Trash is on fire!"
As the match continues Joey made sure to keep the Monster down the entire time, never letting scorpion get past a kneeling position. Joey has attempted pin after pin, but none have went past two. Joey goes to the corner and takes off the top turnbuckle. The referee begins to yell at Joey who puts his hands up and pushes him away. The referee goes to the corner and attempts to fix it as Joey pulls out a an old keyboard hidden in the back of his pants. He nails Scorpion in the head with it, but the Monster doesn't fall. He winds back and shatters it over the head of Scorpion sending Caps Locks, shift keys, letters, and numbers scattering around the ring. The referee turns right as Joey covers the fallen Monster.
One... Two... TH- KICKOUT!
The monster kicks out again as Joey shakes his head no. He can't believe that Scorpion won't stay down. Scorpion begins to get to his feet again as Joey looks on in anger. He runs towards Scorpion going for a clothesline, but Scorpion ducks under and hooks Trash. He stands to his feet and delivers the "Death Sting" out of desperation! COVER!
One... Two... THREE!
Tobias Morgan:"NO! Joey kicked out! UNBELIEVABLE!"
Alexis Swann:"Just when you think it's over, Joey kicks out and is back in it!"
Scorpion shakes his head trying to get back into the match. he grabs Joey by the hair and lifts him up to his feet. Joey breaks the monsters grip and nails the "Trash blaster" out of nowhere! Scorpion is stunned as Joey goes for it again and nails the "Trash Blaster" a second time! Scorpion is backed into the ropes where he is barely standing. Joey whips him across the ring and with all the strength in his body he nails Scorpion with the "Fucker Fucker"!! He covers!
One... Two... THREE!
Tobias Morgan:"Scorpion kicks out again! This match is never going to end!"
Alexis Swann:"Oh I think it will, but it might not be the way we want it to end."
Joey is steaming mad now as he grabs the referee and yells in his face. Joey drops the referee as he exits the ring and grabs his trash can again. He rolls into the ring and looks down at Scorpion as the ref yells for him to get the trash can out of the ring. Joey ignores him as he slams the trash can over Scorpions head! The referee calls for the bell, but Joey doesn't care as he bashes the referee over the head with the trash can! Scorpion is getting up, but Joey takes him back down with a wicked trash can shot! He repeats this over and over until the monster is bleeding. Dr. Crane comes into the ring and begs for Joey to stop, but he doesn't as he bashes the trash can over Dr. Cranes head! Joey has gone berserk now as he lifts up Dr. Crane and whips him into the ropes before nailing him with the "Fucker Fucker"! A few more referees come down to the ring to try and help. The referees try to keep Joey back, but Joey simply grabs the AWS Uncensored belt and holds it up in the air before tossing it down on Scorpion. He exits the ring and storms to the back as we cut to commercial on the carnage of Joey Trash.
Winner: Scorpion via DQ
Ending Segment
After a commercial break Steven Osbourne, Veronica Anderson, and Amber Del Vallee are all already in the ring. All three are wearing matching pink detective style overcoats. Steven pulls out a microphone and begins to speak.
Steven Osbourne: When Anarchic Wrestling Society offered me this chance for a live, in ring celebration you know they told me the sky was the limit! So obviously I took advantage of that. For example I requested Hot Action Cop preform my theme song live for all of you people..
The usual tape of Fever For the Flava begins to play.
Steven Osbourne: Apparently they have split up and it would take too much money to get them back together. But that's okay.. I figured I could at least get some kickass fireworks..
Brett Heart, Bearclaw, Famous Andi Charles andd Sloppy Joe all stand on the ring ramp holding sparklers.
Steven Osbourne: But apparently the devil is in the details and that was all they could get a permit for. But that's okay! Because I was going to make it up to all of you by filling the ring with red hot naked women!
The crowd erupts. I mean really wrestling fans are 98 percent guys of course this would excite them.
Steven Osbourne: But then I was informed the FCC would kick us off tv if I did that. So I figured fuck em.. I'll flood the ring with pussy instead!
Steven reaches into the pocket of his trenchcoat and pulls out.. a black and white kitten.
Steven Osbourne: But this little guy was the only cat I could even find on short notice. Let's see what else went wrong.. Sleaze was supposed to be my bodyguard.. he got laid out by Joey Trash. My girls were supposed to come out in bikinis..
The trenchcoats drop.. and both women are wearing classy, but not too revealing little black dresses.
Veronica Anderson: You really thought I was going to wear a bikini on national television?
Steven Osbourne: You could have at least not convinced Amber it was a bad idea.
Amber Del Vallee: She like said the camera adds ten pounds.
Steven smiles, and hugs both of his valets anyways.
Steven Osbourne: But none of this matters at all! I'm been world champion of two federations in a row! I have defeated everyone put in front of me! It doesn't matter how I celebrate because everyone knows I'm the shit! You may call me the Super Sexy Boogeyman Slayer.. but if you're on the other side of the ring I just call you... my bitch!
All of a sudden the lights dim even more especially the ones focusing on the ring as the pulsing intro to "Meet the Monster" by Five Finger Death Punch can be heard seeping through the The Dungeons sound system.
Tobias Morgan: Well this is slightly unusual...
Alexis Swann: I'm actually enjoying this as it means I don't have to see that idiot of a champion and those two bimbos!
The pulsing intro continues to play causing the tension in the Dungeon to increase dramatically. As Ivan Moody's vocals kick in, a spotlight appears on one of the aisle ways leading down to the ring and focuses on a a man wearing a hoodie underneath a black leather bikers cut, with the hood of the hoodie up masking his identity. The spotlight follows him as he slowly making his way down to the ring.
Tobias Morgan: This man is not only disrespecting our Champion by interrupting him but he's also making him wait...
Alexis Swann: Pfft disrespect or not I love this, whoever he is he's making the champion wait!
The man slowly makes it over the security barricade at ringside before circling the ring, not taking his eyes off of Osbourne in the ring, like a hunter stalking his prey. He jumps up onto the ring apron and pulls down his hood to reveal it's none other than Mr Hyde.
Tobias Morgan: Wait it's Mr Hyde, I thought something was off when he wasn't booked to appear on tonight's show!
Alexis Swann: I'm looking forward to this as Mr Hyde and Osbourne have no love lost between them!
Hyde stands on the ring apron not saying anything, just staring daggers at Osbourne. Hyde smirks before stepping in the ring and walking over to Osbourne and getting in his face before he smirks again. He backs over to the turnbuckle and climbs to the second rope before raising and stretching out his arms in his usual cocky fashion.
Tobias Morgan: More disrespect being shown here to our Champion!
Alexis Swann: You really think someone like Hyde cares?
Hyde climbs down from the turnbuckle and completely ignores Osbourne and proceeds to each of the turnbuckle and climbs them before raising and stretching out his arms in his usual cocky fashion.
Alexis Swann: Don't you dare talk about Hyde disrespecting Osbourne once more, we get it! He's disrespecting Osbourne but then that's Hyde's point, he's punking out Osbourne by showing him no respect in that ring!
Hyde climbs down for the final time before looking at the fans and as he turns back Osbourne gets in his face. Hyde just stands their taking the mouth full of abuse from Osbourne and then smirks before walking over to the ropes and calling for a microphone.
Hyde: I'm sorry but you need a god damn breath mint, who's cock were you sucking before you came out here? Popes?
Osbourne goes to reply but before he can Hyde knocks the microphone out of Osbourne's hand and kicks it out of the ring...
Hyde: Nah you don't need that in fact...
Hyde tosses away his microphone and squares up-to Osbourne...
All of a sudden Killswitch Engage's "Hate by Design" blares over the PA system and Pope walks out on the ramp with a microphone in hand and signals for his music to die down.
Zakk Pope: Wow I was hoping that when I told you about my plans Mr Hyde that you would act like a professional...
Hyde doesn't take his eyes of Osbourne and simply raises his hand and shows Pope the middle finger.
Tobias Morgan: Wow not only is Hyde showing disrespect to our Champion but also showing no respect to our boss!
Alexis Swann: AWS is all about anarchy and showing attitude and well Hyde is definitely showing some anarchy and attitude off here tonight!
Pope shakes his head.
Zakk Pope: I guess that was my mistake!
Pope looks down the ramp at Brett Heart, Bearclaw, Famous Andi Charles and Sloppy Joe who are still standing on the entrance ramp.
Zakk Pope: If you value your careers get down to that ring and separate those two men now!
Heart, Bearclaw, Charles and Joe all head into the ring and just about manage to place themselves in between Osbourne and Hyde.
Zakk Pope: Mr Osbourne, why don't you and your lovely ladies head backstage to my personal office where you can continue your celebrations!
Osbourne doesn't budge but eventually Amber and Veronica manage to convince Osbourne to leave and he holds the ropes open allowing Amber and Veronica to leave first but as the two ladies get safely out of the ring Hyde bursts through and catches him with running Yakuza Kick to the side of the jaw sending Osbourne flying to ringside in a heap.
Tobias Morgan: What a cheap shot!
Alexis Swann: You say cheap shot I say Hyde is ever the opportunist!
Heart, Bearclaw, Charles and Joe quickly try to restrain Hyde as Veronica and Amber along with security hold back Osbourne.
Alexis Swann: This is sweet!
Hyde manages to break free of Heart, Bearclaw, Charles and Joe and delivers a series of superkicks to each of them in turn.
Zakk Pope: If you value your jobs get your arses out here and restrain that man!
Copeland, McGee, Emo Nemo, Nick Fear and Kurt Ryan swarm out of the back and charge down to the ring but Hyde's waiting for them and catches Emo Nemo with a Devil's Whisper over the top rope and hard to the floor below.
Alexis Swann: Sweet Jesus I think Hyde just killed an Emo!
Back in the ring Hyde ducks under a charging Copeland and spears McGee out of his boots before getting up and catching Copeland with superkick to the knee causing the big man to drop to a knee before catching him right on the jaw with another superkick!
Alexis Swann: I always knew Bikers where tougher than Street thugs!
Meanwhile Hyde ducks a double team clothesline from Fear and Ryan before in a fluid motion springing of the ropes and turning in mid-air and catches before Fear and Ryan with Knees to the sides of the heads.
Tobias Morgan: My god!
Alexis Swann: See even Mr Goody Two Shoes here was impressed by that move which was pretty sweet!
Hyde rolls to his feet before charging at Ryan and catching him with a “Canadian Stomp” driving Ryan face first into the mat.
Alexis Swann: What the hell are we paying these idiots? Although it is good entertainment value watching Hyde destroy them!
Hyde picks up Fear and kicks him in the gut before nailing him with “Ragnarök” all the while keeping his eyes on Osbourne. Hyde picks up Charles, Bearclaw, Joe, Heart, Ryan, McGee and Copeland in turn and gives them each a treatment “Ragnarök” all the while not taking his eyes off of Osbourne.
Alexis Swann: Clean up crew to the ring repeat clean up crew to the ring!
Hyde walks over to the ropes and smiles as he spots something on the ring apron. It's Osbourne's Championship, Hyde gets a sly grin on his face before he lifts the Championship and places it over his shoulder.
Tobias Morgan: My good god Mr Hyde has Osbourne's Championship!
Hyde looks back at the carnage he's left in his wake and looks at Pope before a devilish smirk comes across his face and he gives Pope the double bird.
Alexis Swann: Flipping the double bird to the boss reminds me of someone...
Hyde maintains eye contact with Osbourne who's irately being held back by security before proceeding to climb to the second rope and raising and oustretching his arms with the title in one hand.
Alexis Swann: That could well be a glimpse into the company's future right there!
Tobias Morgan: Since when did you become a fan of Hyde...
Alexis Swann: Since I got to Meet the Monster...
As if on cue Meet the Monster blares over the Dungeon's sound system as the show closes out on Hyde with his arms raised and outstretched with the title in one hand with Osbourne along with Veronica and Amber being escorted to the back by security and Pope watching on from the entrance ramp in the background.
Steven Osbourne: When Anarchic Wrestling Society offered me this chance for a live, in ring celebration you know they told me the sky was the limit! So obviously I took advantage of that. For example I requested Hot Action Cop preform my theme song live for all of you people..
The usual tape of Fever For the Flava begins to play.
Steven Osbourne: Apparently they have split up and it would take too much money to get them back together. But that's okay.. I figured I could at least get some kickass fireworks..
Brett Heart, Bearclaw, Famous Andi Charles andd Sloppy Joe all stand on the ring ramp holding sparklers.
Steven Osbourne: But apparently the devil is in the details and that was all they could get a permit for. But that's okay! Because I was going to make it up to all of you by filling the ring with red hot naked women!
The crowd erupts. I mean really wrestling fans are 98 percent guys of course this would excite them.
Steven Osbourne: But then I was informed the FCC would kick us off tv if I did that. So I figured fuck em.. I'll flood the ring with pussy instead!
Steven reaches into the pocket of his trenchcoat and pulls out.. a black and white kitten.
Steven Osbourne: But this little guy was the only cat I could even find on short notice. Let's see what else went wrong.. Sleaze was supposed to be my bodyguard.. he got laid out by Joey Trash. My girls were supposed to come out in bikinis..
The trenchcoats drop.. and both women are wearing classy, but not too revealing little black dresses.
Veronica Anderson: You really thought I was going to wear a bikini on national television?
Steven Osbourne: You could have at least not convinced Amber it was a bad idea.
Amber Del Vallee: She like said the camera adds ten pounds.
Steven smiles, and hugs both of his valets anyways.
Steven Osbourne: But none of this matters at all! I'm been world champion of two federations in a row! I have defeated everyone put in front of me! It doesn't matter how I celebrate because everyone knows I'm the shit! You may call me the Super Sexy Boogeyman Slayer.. but if you're on the other side of the ring I just call you... my bitch!
All of a sudden the lights dim even more especially the ones focusing on the ring as the pulsing intro to "Meet the Monster" by Five Finger Death Punch can be heard seeping through the The Dungeons sound system.
Tobias Morgan: Well this is slightly unusual...
Alexis Swann: I'm actually enjoying this as it means I don't have to see that idiot of a champion and those two bimbos!
The pulsing intro continues to play causing the tension in the Dungeon to increase dramatically. As Ivan Moody's vocals kick in, a spotlight appears on one of the aisle ways leading down to the ring and focuses on a a man wearing a hoodie underneath a black leather bikers cut, with the hood of the hoodie up masking his identity. The spotlight follows him as he slowly making his way down to the ring.
Tobias Morgan: This man is not only disrespecting our Champion by interrupting him but he's also making him wait...
Alexis Swann: Pfft disrespect or not I love this, whoever he is he's making the champion wait!
The man slowly makes it over the security barricade at ringside before circling the ring, not taking his eyes off of Osbourne in the ring, like a hunter stalking his prey. He jumps up onto the ring apron and pulls down his hood to reveal it's none other than Mr Hyde.
Tobias Morgan: Wait it's Mr Hyde, I thought something was off when he wasn't booked to appear on tonight's show!
Alexis Swann: I'm looking forward to this as Mr Hyde and Osbourne have no love lost between them!
Hyde stands on the ring apron not saying anything, just staring daggers at Osbourne. Hyde smirks before stepping in the ring and walking over to Osbourne and getting in his face before he smirks again. He backs over to the turnbuckle and climbs to the second rope before raising and stretching out his arms in his usual cocky fashion.
Tobias Morgan: More disrespect being shown here to our Champion!
Alexis Swann: You really think someone like Hyde cares?
Hyde climbs down from the turnbuckle and completely ignores Osbourne and proceeds to each of the turnbuckle and climbs them before raising and stretching out his arms in his usual cocky fashion.
Alexis Swann: Don't you dare talk about Hyde disrespecting Osbourne once more, we get it! He's disrespecting Osbourne but then that's Hyde's point, he's punking out Osbourne by showing him no respect in that ring!
Hyde climbs down for the final time before looking at the fans and as he turns back Osbourne gets in his face. Hyde just stands their taking the mouth full of abuse from Osbourne and then smirks before walking over to the ropes and calling for a microphone.
Hyde: I'm sorry but you need a god damn breath mint, who's cock were you sucking before you came out here? Popes?
Osbourne goes to reply but before he can Hyde knocks the microphone out of Osbourne's hand and kicks it out of the ring...
Hyde: Nah you don't need that in fact...
Hyde tosses away his microphone and squares up-to Osbourne...
All of a sudden Killswitch Engage's "Hate by Design" blares over the PA system and Pope walks out on the ramp with a microphone in hand and signals for his music to die down.
Zakk Pope: Wow I was hoping that when I told you about my plans Mr Hyde that you would act like a professional...
Hyde doesn't take his eyes of Osbourne and simply raises his hand and shows Pope the middle finger.
Tobias Morgan: Wow not only is Hyde showing disrespect to our Champion but also showing no respect to our boss!
Alexis Swann: AWS is all about anarchy and showing attitude and well Hyde is definitely showing some anarchy and attitude off here tonight!
Pope shakes his head.
Zakk Pope: I guess that was my mistake!
Pope looks down the ramp at Brett Heart, Bearclaw, Famous Andi Charles and Sloppy Joe who are still standing on the entrance ramp.
Zakk Pope: If you value your careers get down to that ring and separate those two men now!
Heart, Bearclaw, Charles and Joe all head into the ring and just about manage to place themselves in between Osbourne and Hyde.
Zakk Pope: Mr Osbourne, why don't you and your lovely ladies head backstage to my personal office where you can continue your celebrations!
Osbourne doesn't budge but eventually Amber and Veronica manage to convince Osbourne to leave and he holds the ropes open allowing Amber and Veronica to leave first but as the two ladies get safely out of the ring Hyde bursts through and catches him with running Yakuza Kick to the side of the jaw sending Osbourne flying to ringside in a heap.
Tobias Morgan: What a cheap shot!
Alexis Swann: You say cheap shot I say Hyde is ever the opportunist!
Heart, Bearclaw, Charles and Joe quickly try to restrain Hyde as Veronica and Amber along with security hold back Osbourne.
Alexis Swann: This is sweet!
Hyde manages to break free of Heart, Bearclaw, Charles and Joe and delivers a series of superkicks to each of them in turn.
Zakk Pope: If you value your jobs get your arses out here and restrain that man!
Copeland, McGee, Emo Nemo, Nick Fear and Kurt Ryan swarm out of the back and charge down to the ring but Hyde's waiting for them and catches Emo Nemo with a Devil's Whisper over the top rope and hard to the floor below.
Alexis Swann: Sweet Jesus I think Hyde just killed an Emo!
Back in the ring Hyde ducks under a charging Copeland and spears McGee out of his boots before getting up and catching Copeland with superkick to the knee causing the big man to drop to a knee before catching him right on the jaw with another superkick!
Alexis Swann: I always knew Bikers where tougher than Street thugs!
Meanwhile Hyde ducks a double team clothesline from Fear and Ryan before in a fluid motion springing of the ropes and turning in mid-air and catches before Fear and Ryan with Knees to the sides of the heads.
Tobias Morgan: My god!
Alexis Swann: See even Mr Goody Two Shoes here was impressed by that move which was pretty sweet!
Hyde rolls to his feet before charging at Ryan and catching him with a “Canadian Stomp” driving Ryan face first into the mat.
Alexis Swann: What the hell are we paying these idiots? Although it is good entertainment value watching Hyde destroy them!
Hyde picks up Fear and kicks him in the gut before nailing him with “Ragnarök” all the while keeping his eyes on Osbourne. Hyde picks up Charles, Bearclaw, Joe, Heart, Ryan, McGee and Copeland in turn and gives them each a treatment “Ragnarök” all the while not taking his eyes off of Osbourne.
Alexis Swann: Clean up crew to the ring repeat clean up crew to the ring!
Hyde walks over to the ropes and smiles as he spots something on the ring apron. It's Osbourne's Championship, Hyde gets a sly grin on his face before he lifts the Championship and places it over his shoulder.
Tobias Morgan: My good god Mr Hyde has Osbourne's Championship!
Hyde looks back at the carnage he's left in his wake and looks at Pope before a devilish smirk comes across his face and he gives Pope the double bird.
Alexis Swann: Flipping the double bird to the boss reminds me of someone...
Hyde maintains eye contact with Osbourne who's irately being held back by security before proceeding to climb to the second rope and raising and oustretching his arms with the title in one hand.
Alexis Swann: That could well be a glimpse into the company's future right there!
Tobias Morgan: Since when did you become a fan of Hyde...
Alexis Swann: Since I got to Meet the Monster...
As if on cue Meet the Monster blares over the Dungeon's sound system as the show closes out on Hyde with his arms raised and outstretched with the title in one hand with Osbourne along with Veronica and Amber being escorted to the back by security and Pope watching on from the entrance ramp in the background.