Opening Segment
Fireworks begin to go off as the opening video plays out! Fans hold up their signs and go wild as we pan around the arena as the song continues! A video package begins to play going over the HWA World Heavyweight Championship tournament. Each match is shown and every winner is shown before we come to a screen promoting the main event ladder match of the evening! We come to the announce table where we see our commentators ready for action. Violet Moore is wearing a tight black dress and her hair is done up neatly. Dick Devereaux is wearing a nice pair of dress pants, a dress shirt, and his vest over top of it.
Dick Devereaux:"WELCOME TO ANARCHY RULEZ!! Tonight we have an explosive night of action at our first Pay Per View! In the main event we will see the finals of the HWA World Heavyweight Championship tournament! Steven Osbourne will take on Cory Arson in a ladder match for the HWA World Heavyweight Championship!"
Violet Moore:"Also we will have blood in the Extreme Elimination Chamber for the vacant HWA King of Hardcore Championship! Seven contenders, one winner! Who will walk out as the King of Hardcore?!"
Dick Devereaux:"We also will have a contract on the line when Kurt Ryan, Zany, Yakima Yoshikawa, and Decay take on the Silverback mafia of Static Pro Wrestling! If SPW wins tonight Static gets to choose one of the men to come over to SPW! We all are hoping that the HWA can walk away tonight with a bog win and send the SPW invaders packing!"
Violet Moore:"Let's get right into the action tonight with our opening contest!"
Dick Devereaux:"WELCOME TO ANARCHY RULEZ!! Tonight we have an explosive night of action at our first Pay Per View! In the main event we will see the finals of the HWA World Heavyweight Championship tournament! Steven Osbourne will take on Cory Arson in a ladder match for the HWA World Heavyweight Championship!"
Violet Moore:"Also we will have blood in the Extreme Elimination Chamber for the vacant HWA King of Hardcore Championship! Seven contenders, one winner! Who will walk out as the King of Hardcore?!"
Dick Devereaux:"We also will have a contract on the line when Kurt Ryan, Zany, Yakima Yoshikawa, and Decay take on the Silverback mafia of Static Pro Wrestling! If SPW wins tonight Static gets to choose one of the men to come over to SPW! We all are hoping that the HWA can walk away tonight with a bog win and send the SPW invaders packing!"
Violet Moore:"Let's get right into the action tonight with our opening contest!"
Singles Match
Jacob Cass vs. Missy Paige
"Mr. Cool" Charles Madden:"The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first....."
"I Am" By Dale Oliver hits and Jacob Cass comes out from the back with a hood covering his head. He walks to the edge of the ramp and crouches down. He sits in that position for a moment before tossing his hood off and spreading his arms out to the sides. The crowd boos as he simply walks down the ramp with a cocky smirk on his face.
he comes to the ring and slides in before popping to his feet and throwing his arms to the sides again as the crowd showers him with loud boos and hatred. He simply shrugs and takes off his ring jacket before waiting for the bell.
"Mr Cool" Charles Madden:"And his opponent......"
he comes to the ring and slides in before popping to his feet and throwing his arms to the sides again as the crowd showers him with loud boos and hatred. He simply shrugs and takes off his ring jacket before waiting for the bell.
"Mr Cool" Charles Madden:"And his opponent......"
"Sickness and Sorrow" by Champagne Charade hits and smoke comes from the top of the ramp. When the words hit, Missy Paige comes out from the back with a stoic look on her face. She looks around before throwing up the metal horns in her right hand and stretching her left leg out to the side and bending down a little. She hops back up up to her feet and begins to walk down the ramp, arguing with the fans.
"Mr. Cool" Charles Madden:"weighing in at 150 Pounds, hailing from Newark, New Jersey, she is the SiCk BitCh, MISSSYYYY PAAAIIGGGEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Missy slides into the ring and get's to her feet. She hops up on the turnbuckle and points out to the crowd before throwing up the metal horns in her right hand again. She hops down and begins to stretch in the corner, waiting for the match to begin.
The Bell rings to start this match!!
DING DING DING!!!!!!!!!
Match Summery: As the bell sounded Cass was first to make movement as he’d made it clear this week just what he thought of having to face Missy, to no surprise he was rained down upon with a hurricane of boos as an open palm caught the side of Paige’s face sending her reeling backwards as a look of shock covered her features. Changing quickly her eyes looked as if they were on fire as she sprung toward Cass catching him with a series of hits before he broke her rhythm with a kick to her stomach before pushing her backwards onto the mat. The crowd let out another round of boos as he screamed out at Paige “I’m going to show you why girls don’t belong in the ring!” walking over to her he hovers over her body ready to connect with a hard kick to her side but he’s stopped suddenly as she grabs his legs quickly pulling him down into a roll up. 1..2..Cass kicks out at two causing a smirk to come over Missy’s face as she rose to her feet looking into the eyes of a now enraged Jacob Cass. Lunging towards her Missy dives out of the way allowing Cass to use his own momentum to slam himself into the turnbuckle, stumbling backwards she puts her hands on his shoulders pulling him back as she performs a near perfect double knee back breaker. Cass yells out in pain but she only appears to be angering him more as she attempts a pin only for him to kick out at one and a half.
As the match continued Paige quickly lost her momentum when Jacob, after hitting her with a stiff clothesline, positioned her in the middle of the ring and hit a lionsault off the second rope. Going straight for the pin he comes up shocked as she was able to kick out just in time. Tired of wasting his time Cass was ready to finished it as he grabbed Missy by her hair pulling her to her feet, moving his hand to her throat he continued his trash talking from earlier only to anger Paige to the point of spitting in his face which caused her to thrown across the ring. “I warned you not to step in the ring with me!” As Missy is catching her breath from hitting the mat Jacob walks over to her grabbing her again by the hair as he pulls her to hit feet before over his shoulders. Paige attempts to fight back but she is quickly losing her strength as Cass stares into the crowd with a big smirk on his face before connecting with “Cass Out” sending Missy’s face to the mat with a hard thud as he rolls her over before standing over her placing a foot on her chest as she goes for the pin. 1…2…3…
Winner: Jacob Cass via Pinfall
Highlights: Missy managed to hit a sit-out facebuster, but that was pretty much all she could do.
Jacob dominated most of the match, staying on top with cheap tactics!
After Match: Missy was beginning to slowly rise to her feet as Jacob let out a laugh only to walk over and once again grabs her by her hair. Still reeling from the “Cass Out” Just moments ago Paige has no chance to fight him off as Jacob motions toward the crowd before picking her up and hitting a brainbuster leaving her motionless in the middle of the ring as he looks at her with a smirk on his lips before rolling out of the ring and backing up the ramp taking in the thunderous boos coming from the crowd before disappearing to the back.
"Mr. Cool" Charles Madden:"weighing in at 150 Pounds, hailing from Newark, New Jersey, she is the SiCk BitCh, MISSSYYYY PAAAIIGGGEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Missy slides into the ring and get's to her feet. She hops up on the turnbuckle and points out to the crowd before throwing up the metal horns in her right hand again. She hops down and begins to stretch in the corner, waiting for the match to begin.
The Bell rings to start this match!!
DING DING DING!!!!!!!!!
Match Summery: As the bell sounded Cass was first to make movement as he’d made it clear this week just what he thought of having to face Missy, to no surprise he was rained down upon with a hurricane of boos as an open palm caught the side of Paige’s face sending her reeling backwards as a look of shock covered her features. Changing quickly her eyes looked as if they were on fire as she sprung toward Cass catching him with a series of hits before he broke her rhythm with a kick to her stomach before pushing her backwards onto the mat. The crowd let out another round of boos as he screamed out at Paige “I’m going to show you why girls don’t belong in the ring!” walking over to her he hovers over her body ready to connect with a hard kick to her side but he’s stopped suddenly as she grabs his legs quickly pulling him down into a roll up. 1..2..Cass kicks out at two causing a smirk to come over Missy’s face as she rose to her feet looking into the eyes of a now enraged Jacob Cass. Lunging towards her Missy dives out of the way allowing Cass to use his own momentum to slam himself into the turnbuckle, stumbling backwards she puts her hands on his shoulders pulling him back as she performs a near perfect double knee back breaker. Cass yells out in pain but she only appears to be angering him more as she attempts a pin only for him to kick out at one and a half.
As the match continued Paige quickly lost her momentum when Jacob, after hitting her with a stiff clothesline, positioned her in the middle of the ring and hit a lionsault off the second rope. Going straight for the pin he comes up shocked as she was able to kick out just in time. Tired of wasting his time Cass was ready to finished it as he grabbed Missy by her hair pulling her to her feet, moving his hand to her throat he continued his trash talking from earlier only to anger Paige to the point of spitting in his face which caused her to thrown across the ring. “I warned you not to step in the ring with me!” As Missy is catching her breath from hitting the mat Jacob walks over to her grabbing her again by the hair as he pulls her to hit feet before over his shoulders. Paige attempts to fight back but she is quickly losing her strength as Cass stares into the crowd with a big smirk on his face before connecting with “Cass Out” sending Missy’s face to the mat with a hard thud as he rolls her over before standing over her placing a foot on her chest as she goes for the pin. 1…2…3…
Winner: Jacob Cass via Pinfall
Highlights: Missy managed to hit a sit-out facebuster, but that was pretty much all she could do.
Jacob dominated most of the match, staying on top with cheap tactics!
After Match: Missy was beginning to slowly rise to her feet as Jacob let out a laugh only to walk over and once again grabs her by her hair. Still reeling from the “Cass Out” Just moments ago Paige has no chance to fight him off as Jacob motions toward the crowd before picking her up and hitting a brainbuster leaving her motionless in the middle of the ring as he looks at her with a smirk on his lips before rolling out of the ring and backing up the ramp taking in the thunderous boos coming from the crowd before disappearing to the back.
Segment
We come backstage where we see Danny Brannigan standing in a classy suit. He is all decked out for tonight's big Pay Per View! He flashes a smile before lifting the microphone to his lips.
Danny Brannigan:"Ladies and gentlemen my name is Danny Brannigan and I'm backstage live at Anarchy Rulez! Here with me I have one of the participants in the Extreme Elimination Chamber for the vacant HWA King of Hardcore Championship, 'the Hardcore Reject' Kuk Killswitch! Welcome!"
Kuk walks into frame with a smile on his face. He slaps Danny on the shoulder as he puts his arm around him.
Kuk Killswitch:"Thanks DB!"
Danny looks surprised at the mood of Killswitch, but he continues without question.
Danny Brannigan:"Tonight you step in the first ever Extreme Elimination Chamber and have a chance to become the HWA King of Hardcore Champion! With the way you've built your career you are the best choice to bet on for this match! You've been everywhere and have contested under the most brutal match types in wrestling history! What will happen tonight in that Chamber?"
Kuk laughs and begins.
Kuk Killswitch:"Yes, I've fought under the most viscous matches in wrestling history! I've been in matches that would literally make every one of these people scream at just the sound of them! I'm going to walk into this match tonight, break bones and tear skin clean off the bone, people will bleed, people WILL get hurt, and I will walk out of the Chamber as the King of Hardcore!"
Danny Brannigan:"We just heard the news Friday that one of the HWA's own wrestlers Alex Sanders, a man that will be in the Chamber with you tonight, has decided to take the offer of Static and join SPW. He even went as far as to debut on there show on Friday and claim that when he wins the Chamber tonight he will rename the belt in SPW's honor and take it over to their show. Thoughts on that?"
Kuk sighs heavily before continuing.
Kuk Killswitch:"Alex Sanders has and always will be a self absorbed, egotistical ass hat. He wants to back out of the HWA because they aren't giving him what he wants? He's like a damn little baby, crying cause he didn't get enough attention. If you wanted attention so bad you take it like I do! But Sanders has done one thing to his credit, he made the news! Everybody is talking about the Benedict Arnold that is Alex Sanders! Backstage is pumping with the news. See, I've known Static for a long time and all he cares about is himself. He doesn't care about helping other people! I've been tag team champions with Static and even then he only cared about himself! Sanders is lead to believe that he will be given everything he could ever want from Static, but in the end he will be let down just like the rest of them."
Danny Brannigan:"You too were given a card from Static to join SPW. You have yet to say anything on the matter though. Are you going to SPW too? Or will you stay to fight off the invaders?"
Kuk shakes his head as he runs his hand through his hair.
Kuk Killswitch:"Let me make this clear to everyone right now. I'm going to put all the rumors to rest. I am not and will not join SPW! Why in the hell would I walk away from a place that prides on hardcore to go over to Statics shitbox of a company? It makes no sense! I am 'The Hardcore Reject', HWA is where I belong! Static can take his card, take SPW, and take his pathetic excuse of a roster and shove it all up his goddamn ass! If static is trying to start a damn war, I'll be on the frontlines of the HWA to fight back!"
Kuk pulls out the SPW card that he was given and tears it into tiny pieces before tossing it in the air like confetti.
Danny Brannigan:"Well thank you for the insight to the mind of Kuk Killswitch! Good Luck tonight in the Chamber and good luck with the battle with SPW!"
Kuk shakes Dannys hand before walking away, leaving Danny standing alone.
Danny Brannigan:"Ladies and gentlemen my name is Danny Brannigan and I'm backstage live at Anarchy Rulez! Here with me I have one of the participants in the Extreme Elimination Chamber for the vacant HWA King of Hardcore Championship, 'the Hardcore Reject' Kuk Killswitch! Welcome!"
Kuk walks into frame with a smile on his face. He slaps Danny on the shoulder as he puts his arm around him.
Kuk Killswitch:"Thanks DB!"
Danny looks surprised at the mood of Killswitch, but he continues without question.
Danny Brannigan:"Tonight you step in the first ever Extreme Elimination Chamber and have a chance to become the HWA King of Hardcore Champion! With the way you've built your career you are the best choice to bet on for this match! You've been everywhere and have contested under the most brutal match types in wrestling history! What will happen tonight in that Chamber?"
Kuk laughs and begins.
Kuk Killswitch:"Yes, I've fought under the most viscous matches in wrestling history! I've been in matches that would literally make every one of these people scream at just the sound of them! I'm going to walk into this match tonight, break bones and tear skin clean off the bone, people will bleed, people WILL get hurt, and I will walk out of the Chamber as the King of Hardcore!"
Danny Brannigan:"We just heard the news Friday that one of the HWA's own wrestlers Alex Sanders, a man that will be in the Chamber with you tonight, has decided to take the offer of Static and join SPW. He even went as far as to debut on there show on Friday and claim that when he wins the Chamber tonight he will rename the belt in SPW's honor and take it over to their show. Thoughts on that?"
Kuk sighs heavily before continuing.
Kuk Killswitch:"Alex Sanders has and always will be a self absorbed, egotistical ass hat. He wants to back out of the HWA because they aren't giving him what he wants? He's like a damn little baby, crying cause he didn't get enough attention. If you wanted attention so bad you take it like I do! But Sanders has done one thing to his credit, he made the news! Everybody is talking about the Benedict Arnold that is Alex Sanders! Backstage is pumping with the news. See, I've known Static for a long time and all he cares about is himself. He doesn't care about helping other people! I've been tag team champions with Static and even then he only cared about himself! Sanders is lead to believe that he will be given everything he could ever want from Static, but in the end he will be let down just like the rest of them."
Danny Brannigan:"You too were given a card from Static to join SPW. You have yet to say anything on the matter though. Are you going to SPW too? Or will you stay to fight off the invaders?"
Kuk shakes his head as he runs his hand through his hair.
Kuk Killswitch:"Let me make this clear to everyone right now. I'm going to put all the rumors to rest. I am not and will not join SPW! Why in the hell would I walk away from a place that prides on hardcore to go over to Statics shitbox of a company? It makes no sense! I am 'The Hardcore Reject', HWA is where I belong! Static can take his card, take SPW, and take his pathetic excuse of a roster and shove it all up his goddamn ass! If static is trying to start a damn war, I'll be on the frontlines of the HWA to fight back!"
Kuk pulls out the SPW card that he was given and tears it into tiny pieces before tossing it in the air like confetti.
Danny Brannigan:"Well thank you for the insight to the mind of Kuk Killswitch! Good Luck tonight in the Chamber and good luck with the battle with SPW!"
Kuk shakes Dannys hand before walking away, leaving Danny standing alone.
8 Man Elimination Tag Team Match
HWA vs. SPW
Zany, Yakima Yoshikawa, Decay, & Kurt Ryan vs. The Silverback Mafia
"Mr. Cool" Charles Madden:"The following match is scheduled for one fall and is an 8 man elimination Tag Team contest! Introducing first....."
"Instant Major Felony" By The Goddamn Gallows hits and after the intro plays out Zany comes out from the back with a great big smile across his lips. In his right hand he carries balloons and in his left his clown horn. He looks around at the fans as he throws his arms up in the air for all to cheer. The crowd roars with excitement as Zany honks his clown horn a few times before he jumps and begins down the ramp, slapping the hands of his fans and handing balloons to children.
"Mr. Cool" Charles Madden:"Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages, coming down the ramp to your approval, he hails from the Carnival Grounds, weighing in at 215 pounds, he is the Main Attraction and the Plundering Puncherillo, this is ZAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Zany runs and slides into the ring before stepping through the ropes. He leans back and hangs from the ropes, rocking up and down, laughing towards the crowd. He then steps back in the ring and waves and laughs. He walks over to the referee and shakes his hand. The referee jumps and Zany shows the handbuzzer planted in his palm. He laughs and then hugs the referee before offering him a smell of his flower on his jacket. As he does Zany sprays him with powder from the flower. Zany laughs hysterically and falls over before he rolls over to the corner and sits, waiting for the match to begin.
"Mr. Cool" Charles Madden:"Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages, coming down the ramp to your approval, he hails from the Carnival Grounds, weighing in at 215 pounds, he is the Main Attraction and the Plundering Puncherillo, this is ZAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Zany runs and slides into the ring before stepping through the ropes. He leans back and hangs from the ropes, rocking up and down, laughing towards the crowd. He then steps back in the ring and waves and laughs. He walks over to the referee and shakes his hand. The referee jumps and Zany shows the handbuzzer planted in his palm. He laughs and then hugs the referee before offering him a smell of his flower on his jacket. As he does Zany sprays him with powder from the flower. Zany laughs hysterically and falls over before he rolls over to the corner and sits, waiting for the match to begin.
"Liars Mask" By Nightcore hits and Yakima comes out from the back to the roar of the crowd. He walks down to the ring, shaking hands and signing autographs for the kids.
He then stops and points towards the ring before running and sliding into the ring. Fireworks comes raining from the corners as he hops to his feet and smile towards the camera.
He then stops and points towards the ring before running and sliding into the ring. Fireworks comes raining from the corners as he hops to his feet and smile towards the camera.
"Stop to Fall" By All Faces Down hits and Kurt Ryan comes out from the back with a smile on his face. He points out to the fans before throwing up the metal horns and darting down the ramp, slapping fans outreached hands.
He slides into the ring and pops up to his feet immedietly before hopping on the top rope and throwing up the metal horns again. He points out to the crowd before doing a back flip off the top rope and landing on his feet in the middle of the ring.
He slides into the ring and pops up to his feet immedietly before hopping on the top rope and throwing up the metal horns again. He points out to the crowd before doing a back flip off the top rope and landing on his feet in the middle of the ring.
"Psychosocial" By Slipknot hits and the intro plays out. The lights violently strobe and shake to the beat. Then the beat drops and the drums kick in at full speed. When the words hit Decay comes out from the back inside of a straight jacket. A small man follows as Decay comes to the edge of the ramp. He looks around before the small man unhooks the straight jacket and exits to the back. Decay lets out a primal scream and claws and pulls at his face before beginning down the ramp.
He comes to the ring and rolls in before getting to his feet quickly. he climbs the ropes and lets out another scream as he extends his arms out to the sides. He hops down and paces around the ring, waiting for the bell.
"Mr. Cool" Charles Madden:"And their opponents......"
He comes to the ring and rolls in before getting to his feet quickly. he climbs the ropes and lets out another scream as he extends his arms out to the sides. He hops down and paces around the ring, waiting for the bell.
"Mr. Cool" Charles Madden:"And their opponents......"
"A Cut Above" By Avery Watts hits the sound speakers and the intro plays out. After it ends the titantron changes to a large SPW logo and the Silverback Mafia come out from the back. Static stands in front as Muhammad Davari, Curt Kingston, and Kato stand behind him. He gets down to a knee and extends his arms, showing off to the crowd. He then rubs his beard and extends his finger, pointing to the camera before standing to his feet. Static begins down the ramp as the rest of the Mafia follows.
"Mr. Cool" Charles Madden:"And introducing their opponents! Representing Static Pro Wrestling, Curt Kingston, Muhammad Davari, Kato, and Static....they are the Silverback Mafia!!!!!!!"
Static takes the steps as Kato slides through the middle. Curt and Muhammad step up on the ring apron and enter the ring. The 3 big men come to the middle of the ring as Static comes to the ropes and leans over them. He nods his head as he looks around before getting to the middle of the ring and dropping to a knee, bringing his fist to his forehead as he looks down. He then stands up before taking off his snapback and sunglasses and handing them off to a ringside technician.
The Bell rings to start this match!!
DING DING DING!!!!!!!!!
Match Summery: As the bell rings Curt Kingston stands in the ring with Kurt Ryan. They begin circling before they lock up, Curt quickly pushing Kurt back into the corner. Kurt rolls back and comes to his feet. He dashes toward Kingston and nails him with a few kicks before hitting a few punches. he rebounds off the ropes and goes for a hurricanrana, but Kingston catches him and flips him around before hitting a powerslam! he covers, but only gets a 2. Kingston picks Curt up and comes to the corner where he tags Muhammad Davari. Muhammad enters the ring and nails a few clubbing blows before hitting a snap suplex. He floats into a cover, but only gets a 2. He grabs Kurt by the hair and chucks him out of the ring before the ref starts to yell at him. The rest of the Silverback Mafia hop off the apron and begin to beat down Kurt on the outside. They lift him and roll him back into the ring before the referee turns around to know what's going on.
At this point it is down to Kurt Ryan vs. Muhammad Davari, Curt Kingston, and Static. Static is tagged in by Curt as he goes after Kurt Ryan. He lifts him up on his shoulders, looking for the "Touchdown", but Kurt slips out and nails a Hurricanrana! He climbs the ropes and hits his Split Leg Moonsault and covers, but only gets 2. He calls for it and nails the "overdose" out of nowhere! Kurt covers! 1...2...NO! The Silverback Mafia jump in the ring and break it up! Curt Kingston goes after Kurt Ryan, but Kurt ducks a big boot and hits a dropsault, sending Kingston out of the ring! Muhammad goes for a stiff lariat, but Kurt ducks again and hits a Hurricanrana, sending Muhammad out of the ring! Kurt turns to end the match, but is destroyed by a viscous pump kick from Static! Static covers quickly! 1...2...3!!!!!!
Winners: The Silverback Mafia via Pinfall
Match Highlights: Muhammad Davari eliminated Zany with "Davari's Curse"!
Kato was eliminated by Yakima Yoshikawa with a springboard shining wizard into Decay's "State of Decay"!
Curt Kingston eliminated Decay with the "Jamaican Curb Stomp" after Static's Pump Kick!
Yakima Yoshikawa was eliminated by Static with the "Touchdown"!
After Match: The Silverback mafia lift up Kurt Ryan and place him on the shoulders of Static. Static smirks before nailing the "Touchdown" on Kurt! The Silverback Mafia then celebrate in the ring together, getting their first win on the HWA!
"Mr. Cool" Charles Madden:"And introducing their opponents! Representing Static Pro Wrestling, Curt Kingston, Muhammad Davari, Kato, and Static....they are the Silverback Mafia!!!!!!!"
Static takes the steps as Kato slides through the middle. Curt and Muhammad step up on the ring apron and enter the ring. The 3 big men come to the middle of the ring as Static comes to the ropes and leans over them. He nods his head as he looks around before getting to the middle of the ring and dropping to a knee, bringing his fist to his forehead as he looks down. He then stands up before taking off his snapback and sunglasses and handing them off to a ringside technician.
The Bell rings to start this match!!
DING DING DING!!!!!!!!!
Match Summery: As the bell rings Curt Kingston stands in the ring with Kurt Ryan. They begin circling before they lock up, Curt quickly pushing Kurt back into the corner. Kurt rolls back and comes to his feet. He dashes toward Kingston and nails him with a few kicks before hitting a few punches. he rebounds off the ropes and goes for a hurricanrana, but Kingston catches him and flips him around before hitting a powerslam! he covers, but only gets a 2. Kingston picks Curt up and comes to the corner where he tags Muhammad Davari. Muhammad enters the ring and nails a few clubbing blows before hitting a snap suplex. He floats into a cover, but only gets a 2. He grabs Kurt by the hair and chucks him out of the ring before the ref starts to yell at him. The rest of the Silverback Mafia hop off the apron and begin to beat down Kurt on the outside. They lift him and roll him back into the ring before the referee turns around to know what's going on.
At this point it is down to Kurt Ryan vs. Muhammad Davari, Curt Kingston, and Static. Static is tagged in by Curt as he goes after Kurt Ryan. He lifts him up on his shoulders, looking for the "Touchdown", but Kurt slips out and nails a Hurricanrana! He climbs the ropes and hits his Split Leg Moonsault and covers, but only gets 2. He calls for it and nails the "overdose" out of nowhere! Kurt covers! 1...2...NO! The Silverback Mafia jump in the ring and break it up! Curt Kingston goes after Kurt Ryan, but Kurt ducks a big boot and hits a dropsault, sending Kingston out of the ring! Muhammad goes for a stiff lariat, but Kurt ducks again and hits a Hurricanrana, sending Muhammad out of the ring! Kurt turns to end the match, but is destroyed by a viscous pump kick from Static! Static covers quickly! 1...2...3!!!!!!
Winners: The Silverback Mafia via Pinfall
Match Highlights: Muhammad Davari eliminated Zany with "Davari's Curse"!
Kato was eliminated by Yakima Yoshikawa with a springboard shining wizard into Decay's "State of Decay"!
Curt Kingston eliminated Decay with the "Jamaican Curb Stomp" after Static's Pump Kick!
Yakima Yoshikawa was eliminated by Static with the "Touchdown"!
After Match: The Silverback mafia lift up Kurt Ryan and place him on the shoulders of Static. Static smirks before nailing the "Touchdown" on Kurt! The Silverback Mafia then celebrate in the ring together, getting their first win on the HWA!
Segment
As the scene fades in we see Amber Del Vallee massaging Steven Osbourne with a bottle of baby oil.
Steven Osbourne: Oh yeah baby! That's the spot! Don't get any on my new tights though. You can never get baby oil out of pink leopard skin. It was kind enough finding a pink leopard. More like Pink Cheetah anyways. I'm always been partial to cheating so..
An annoyed looking Veronica Anderson approaches wearing a pink blouse and a short pink tutu combo, which almost matches the outfit Amber Del Vallee is wearing except her top is much tighter and her tutu much shorter. Steven wolf whistles as she approaches.
Steven Osbourne: You look hot!
Veronica Anderson: I look ridiculous. I should have known you would be off doing something tastless before your match.
Steven Osbourne: Who me? I'm innocent.
Veronica Anderson: You never. How did you trick Amber this time?
Amber Del Vallee: He just like said he needed me to help him warm up.
Veronica Anderson: Figures.
Steven Osbourne: Hey, this actually does help me for the ladder match. See by applying the baby oil there is no way Cory is going to be able to drag me off the ladder.
Veronica Anderson: Hmm.. I stand corrected. But about these outfits.
Steven Osbourne: distractions are always good.
Veronica Anderson: Alright, but just this one time.
Amber Del Vallee: Can I keep wearing it?
Steven Osbourne: This is why you're my favorite babe.
Veronica Anderson: But I need you to explain this!
Veronica waves around a clipboard with a lengthy page of some sort of instructions on it.
Veronica Anderson: This... this is your ring enterance tonight?
Steven Osbourne: I blame the FCC. I was just going to come out plain and simple wearing my pink cheetah print suit.. and carrying my cock title showing it off to the world! But they... they censored it. Look at this..
Steven bends over and picks up his custom made championship belt.. which is now blurred out so the penis in the middle of it can't be seen.
Veronica Anderson: You moron! This is pay per view!
And like magic the belt is restored to it's previous glory. Or lack thereof depending on your viewpoint.
Veronica Anderson: Besides.. you can't afford this! I can't afford this! We can't pay for this ring enterance tonight!
Steven shudders.
Steven Osbourne: I already paid for it. You ever hooked up with a sugar mama?
Amber Del Vallee: I used to like hook up with sugar addies before I got my trust fund. I still; do sometimes for me.
Steven Osbourne: Who's your sugar daddy?
Veronica Anderson: Enough!
Steven Osbourne: Anyways Ronnie, the point being. I don't to pay money for this because I already paid for it in more ways then one. And this enterance.. this enterance by god it's gonna be worth it! I got the Hedgehog!
Steven grabs Veronica by the shoulders in excitement. She pushes him off quickly.
Steven Osbourne: The hedgehog himself! Do you think I'm going to lose in front of the Hedgehog? I don't think so! I'm winning the HWA world title in front of my hero! This enterance.. this is gonna be inspirational! Brings tears to a man's eyes I tell you! It's... so... beautiful. Kind of like if you two of you kissed!
Steven walks off a massive smile on his face as Amber turns to Veronica.
Amber Del Vallee: Want to?
Veronica doesn't answer. She just turns on her heels and walks off.
Steven Osbourne: Oh yeah baby! That's the spot! Don't get any on my new tights though. You can never get baby oil out of pink leopard skin. It was kind enough finding a pink leopard. More like Pink Cheetah anyways. I'm always been partial to cheating so..
An annoyed looking Veronica Anderson approaches wearing a pink blouse and a short pink tutu combo, which almost matches the outfit Amber Del Vallee is wearing except her top is much tighter and her tutu much shorter. Steven wolf whistles as she approaches.
Steven Osbourne: You look hot!
Veronica Anderson: I look ridiculous. I should have known you would be off doing something tastless before your match.
Steven Osbourne: Who me? I'm innocent.
Veronica Anderson: You never. How did you trick Amber this time?
Amber Del Vallee: He just like said he needed me to help him warm up.
Veronica Anderson: Figures.
Steven Osbourne: Hey, this actually does help me for the ladder match. See by applying the baby oil there is no way Cory is going to be able to drag me off the ladder.
Veronica Anderson: Hmm.. I stand corrected. But about these outfits.
Steven Osbourne: distractions are always good.
Veronica Anderson: Alright, but just this one time.
Amber Del Vallee: Can I keep wearing it?
Steven Osbourne: This is why you're my favorite babe.
Veronica Anderson: But I need you to explain this!
Veronica waves around a clipboard with a lengthy page of some sort of instructions on it.
Veronica Anderson: This... this is your ring enterance tonight?
Steven Osbourne: I blame the FCC. I was just going to come out plain and simple wearing my pink cheetah print suit.. and carrying my cock title showing it off to the world! But they... they censored it. Look at this..
Steven bends over and picks up his custom made championship belt.. which is now blurred out so the penis in the middle of it can't be seen.
Veronica Anderson: You moron! This is pay per view!
And like magic the belt is restored to it's previous glory. Or lack thereof depending on your viewpoint.
Veronica Anderson: Besides.. you can't afford this! I can't afford this! We can't pay for this ring enterance tonight!
Steven shudders.
Steven Osbourne: I already paid for it. You ever hooked up with a sugar mama?
Amber Del Vallee: I used to like hook up with sugar addies before I got my trust fund. I still; do sometimes for me.
Steven Osbourne: Who's your sugar daddy?
Veronica Anderson: Enough!
Steven Osbourne: Anyways Ronnie, the point being. I don't to pay money for this because I already paid for it in more ways then one. And this enterance.. this enterance by god it's gonna be worth it! I got the Hedgehog!
Steven grabs Veronica by the shoulders in excitement. She pushes him off quickly.
Steven Osbourne: The hedgehog himself! Do you think I'm going to lose in front of the Hedgehog? I don't think so! I'm winning the HWA world title in front of my hero! This enterance.. this is gonna be inspirational! Brings tears to a man's eyes I tell you! It's... so... beautiful. Kind of like if you two of you kissed!
Steven walks off a massive smile on his face as Amber turns to Veronica.
Amber Del Vallee: Want to?
Veronica doesn't answer. She just turns on her heels and walks off.
Extreme Elimination Chamber Match
VACANT HWA King of Hardcore Championship
Glam Man vs. Kuk Killswitch vs. Scorpion vs. Aurora vs. Alex Sanders vs. Deon Savage vs. Serbia
The lights dim down and a large spotlight appears above the ring. Gears begin turning as the Extreme Elimination Chamber begins to lower to the ring. It slides around the ring and slams to the ground with a loud thud. We come to the announce table where the commentators explain the match.
Dick Devereaux:"Things are about to get EXTREME! The rules of this match are very simple. Three competitors start in the ring, four competitors start in pods. Each pod contains a weapon that can be used once the pod is opened. One of the pods contain a barbedwire baseball bat, one contains a table, one contains a bag containing a mystery item, and the last pond contains a stop sign! Pinfalls and submissions are the only way to win and it is elimination style! It all comes down to one winner, and that man or woman will be the King or Queen of Hardcore Champion!"
Violet Moore:"Kuk Killswitch will be Champion! I guarantee it!"
Dick Devereaux:"After the recent weeks I think he will surely cause plenty of destruction, but my pick to win is Aurora. She has the initiative tonight. Her brother has been kidnapped and she has taken a loss last week at the hands of Deon Savage. Deon will be in the chamber tonight. let's just hope that he isn't in there with Aurora at the beginning."
"Mr. Cool" Charles Madden:"The following is the Extreme Elimination Chamber match!!!!!!!!11 Introducing first......."
Dick Devereaux:"Things are about to get EXTREME! The rules of this match are very simple. Three competitors start in the ring, four competitors start in pods. Each pod contains a weapon that can be used once the pod is opened. One of the pods contain a barbedwire baseball bat, one contains a table, one contains a bag containing a mystery item, and the last pond contains a stop sign! Pinfalls and submissions are the only way to win and it is elimination style! It all comes down to one winner, and that man or woman will be the King or Queen of Hardcore Champion!"
Violet Moore:"Kuk Killswitch will be Champion! I guarantee it!"
Dick Devereaux:"After the recent weeks I think he will surely cause plenty of destruction, but my pick to win is Aurora. She has the initiative tonight. Her brother has been kidnapped and she has taken a loss last week at the hands of Deon Savage. Deon will be in the chamber tonight. let's just hope that he isn't in there with Aurora at the beginning."
"Mr. Cool" Charles Madden:"The following is the Extreme Elimination Chamber match!!!!!!!!11 Introducing first......."
"Blue" by The Birthday Massacre echoes across the arena and the lights go dark. There is an eerie dark green light on the stage, and after the intro, the lights begin to flicker rigorously as Serbia emerges from behind the curtain, performing a seductive dance on the stage. Serbia struts down the ramp, still stroking and caressing herself as she taunts some nearby fans.
Once she reaches ringside, she seductively crawls into the chamber and slowly raises to her feet. She then wraps her legs around the top rope and hangs herself upside down facing the crowd, like a vampire, with her arms crossed around her chest and giving an evil glare to the fans. After this, she squeezes in between the ropes and climbs back to her feet. She hops onto the nearest turnbuckle and rubs her hands down her body once again before stepping back onto the mat and eyeing the pod as she enters. She strokes the mysterious bag as she takes a peek inside, giving off an evil grin as she tightens the bag closed. The door closes and is locked as we await the next competitor.
Once she reaches ringside, she seductively crawls into the chamber and slowly raises to her feet. She then wraps her legs around the top rope and hangs herself upside down facing the crowd, like a vampire, with her arms crossed around her chest and giving an evil glare to the fans. After this, she squeezes in between the ropes and climbs back to her feet. She hops onto the nearest turnbuckle and rubs her hands down her body once again before stepping back onto the mat and eyeing the pod as she enters. She strokes the mysterious bag as she takes a peek inside, giving off an evil grin as she tightens the bag closed. The door closes and is locked as we await the next competitor.
"Set Up" By Drowning Pool and after the intro the lights turn to dark red. Dr. Crane comes out from the back with Scorpion behind walking slowly. They walk down the ramp, ignoring the rest of the world.
"Mr. Cool" Charles Madden:"Hailing from Deathport, Pennsylvania, standing 6 foot 10 inches tall, weighing in at 320 pounds, accompanied to the ring by Dr. Crane, he is Punisher of Darkness, this is SCORRRRRRPPPPIIIOOOOONNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!"
Scorpion walks up the steel steps and puts his hands on the top rope and steps over the top rope and gets into the ring. He walks to the middle of the ring and stands there for a moment before looking up slowly as fire explodes from the corners. He stares down one of the pods and enters. The door slams shut and the ringside technicians lock it up as Scorpion notices the table next to him. He admires it for a moment as Dr. Crane takes his position behind Scorpion on the outside of the chamber.
"Mr. Cool" Charles Madden:"Hailing from Deathport, Pennsylvania, standing 6 foot 10 inches tall, weighing in at 320 pounds, accompanied to the ring by Dr. Crane, he is Punisher of Darkness, this is SCORRRRRRPPPPIIIOOOOONNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!"
Scorpion walks up the steel steps and puts his hands on the top rope and steps over the top rope and gets into the ring. He walks to the middle of the ring and stands there for a moment before looking up slowly as fire explodes from the corners. He stares down one of the pods and enters. The door slams shut and the ringside technicians lock it up as Scorpion notices the table next to him. He admires it for a moment as Dr. Crane takes his position behind Scorpion on the outside of the chamber.
"Welcome Home” By Coheed and Cambria begins to play and the camera begins to pan around the arena. The fans begin to give a mixed reaction, leaning more towards boos, as red lasers begin flashing around the arena. After the intro the lights begin to violently strobe to the beat as the ramp puts out smoke. Kuk Killswitch storms out from the back in his usual entrance attire. Across his face, an annoyed look. He looks around before wiping his mouth with his arm and snorting. He holds up his fists and the crowd showers him with heavy boos. He puts them down as he shakes his head again. Kuk begins to walk towards the ring, looking left and right and arguing with some fans.
"Mr. Cool" Charles Madden:"Weighing in tonight at 220 pounds, hailing from Ozone Park, New York, he is The Hardcore Reject, Kuk KIIIIIILLLLSSSSSSWWWWWWWWIIIIIIITTTTCCCCCCCCCCHhhhhhh!!!!!"
Kuk is now at the ring as he looks at the camera. He mouths off some words before walking up the steel steps and getting into the ring. Killswitch steps up on the turnbuckle in front of Scorpions pod and points at the monster as Scorpion slams his fist into the pod. Killswitch holds up the metal horns again before slowly putting them to his sides as he wipes his mouth again. He hops down and gives Scorpion the finger before taking a look at the two pods. One contains the stop sign and the other contains the barbedwire bat. Killswitch smiles sadistically and goes out of the ring and into the barbedwire bat pod. He grabs hold of the bat and smiles as he admires the barbedwire. The pod slams shut and locks as Killswitch gets comfortable inside.
"Mr. Cool" Charles Madden:"Weighing in tonight at 220 pounds, hailing from Ozone Park, New York, he is The Hardcore Reject, Kuk KIIIIIILLLLSSSSSSWWWWWWWWIIIIIIITTTTCCCCCCCCCCHhhhhhh!!!!!"
Kuk is now at the ring as he looks at the camera. He mouths off some words before walking up the steel steps and getting into the ring. Killswitch steps up on the turnbuckle in front of Scorpions pod and points at the monster as Scorpion slams his fist into the pod. Killswitch holds up the metal horns again before slowly putting them to his sides as he wipes his mouth again. He hops down and gives Scorpion the finger before taking a look at the two pods. One contains the stop sign and the other contains the barbedwire bat. Killswitch smiles sadistically and goes out of the ring and into the barbedwire bat pod. He grabs hold of the bat and smiles as he admires the barbedwire. The pod slams shut and locks as Killswitch gets comfortable inside.
"Just gold" by Mando Pony blasts through the speakers of the arena as Aurora walks out onto the ramp. A cold smirk covers her painted lips as she looks left and right, taking in the crowd before walking halfway down the ramp. Striking a quick pose pyrotechnics hit at the top of the stage bringing a glow of purple around her before she continues down the ramp occasionally hitting the hands of a few fans along the way that happen to strike her interest that week.
She walks up the steps and into the ring before going to the nearest turn buckle razing both hands in the air. She stands there basking in the reaction from the fans before then jumping down and walking into the last pod. Her smile grows as she inspects the stop sign. The door locks as she leans against the glass, waiting for the moment she can get out.
She walks up the steps and into the ring before going to the nearest turn buckle razing both hands in the air. She stands there basking in the reaction from the fans before then jumping down and walking into the last pod. Her smile grows as she inspects the stop sign. The door locks as she leans against the glass, waiting for the moment she can get out.
"Promenade" hits and 2 squires comes out from the back holding a red carpet. They roll it out and down the entrance way before standing at the stage. after the short intro Alex Sanders comes out from the back wearing an elegant robe and crown atop his head. His nose is held high as he looks down upon the audience. He looks around and simply snorts towards the crowd before beginning down the ramp.
Once he gets to the bottom he turns to the steel steps and stops before looking down and snapping his fingers. The 2 squires comes over and remove his robe and crown and begin to dust off the steps before backing off and letting Alex Sanders walk up the now clean steps. He comes to the ropes as the squires hold them open for him. He gets into the ring and does a circle before stretching his arms out to the sides, very arrogantly smirking. He then begins stretching in the corner, waiting for the bell.
Once he gets to the bottom he turns to the steel steps and stops before looking down and snapping his fingers. The 2 squires comes over and remove his robe and crown and begin to dust off the steps before backing off and letting Alex Sanders walk up the now clean steps. He comes to the ropes as the squires hold them open for him. He gets into the ring and does a circle before stretching his arms out to the sides, very arrogantly smirking. He then begins stretching in the corner, waiting for the bell.
The arena turns completely black as "Broken out in Love" By Mark Crozer and the Rels hits the sound system. a flaming pentagram appears onstage and burns brightly for a few moments. Suddenly, it goes out and red smoke fills the stage as Deon Savage comes out from the residue of the pentagram, A hooded robe hiding his face and head. He begins down the ramp, hands clasped together in front of him. The lights flash from red to normal as if watching a horror movie.
Once he gets to the ring he walks through the ropes and takes his hood off as the lights return to normal. He walks over to Auroras pod and stands, staring at her as she stares right back, waiting to get out and destroy her brothers kidnapper.
Once he gets to the ring he walks through the ropes and takes his hood off as the lights return to normal. He walks over to Auroras pod and stands, staring at her as she stares right back, waiting to get out and destroy her brothers kidnapper.
The crowd falls silent as the lights dim out. After a few seconds the crowd become restless until the start of "Fractured" by Taproot cracks through the speakers at a high volume. The Glam Mans entrance video plays on the TitanTron as he slowly struts out with his arms spread out either side of him holding a beer in each hand. The crowd reacts loudly with a mixture of boos and cheers as Glammy continues on his path towards the ring, chugging away at both his beers. As he gets closer to the ring, Glammy starts to get slightly distracted by women at ringside, teasing himself towards them.
After finishing both beers simultaneously, Glammy throws both beer bottles into the crowd as he steps into the ring. Once inside, Glammy stands in the middle of the ring with a grin on his face looking at his opponents waiting for the bell to ring.
The Bell rings to start this match!!
DING DING DING!!!!!!!!!
Match Summary: Glam Man, Deon Savage, and Alex Sanders stand in the ring together, facing each other. Glam man and Deon Savage look to each other before both going after Sanders. They begin to pummel him in the corner before both whipping him and sending him back to them for a double clothesline. Glam covers, but only gets a 2. Glam lifts him up and holds his arms back as Deon begins to throw punches left and right to his face and gut. Finally Glam Man lets him go and Sanders rolls out of the ring. Deon and Glam turn to each other before eyeing each other up. Glam takes a shot which surprises Deon who quickly fires one back. Before we know it, both men are exchanging right and lefts, back and forth. Glam Man gets a few rapid shots before rebounding off the ropes right back into a big boot from Deon! The crowd counts down from 10 before a buzzer hits and a beam of light begins to go to each pod. Finally it stops on Scorpions pod as it opens up! He grabs the table and comes out slowly before pushing the table into the ring. Deon stands as Scorpion comes face to face with him. They stare at each other for a moment before exchanging rights and lefts. Scorpion grabs Deon by the throat and looks to be going for a chokeslam, but Sanders leaps off the top rope! Scorpion catches him by the throat and cracks his neck before looking to go for a double chokeslam! Glam man comes from behind with a low blow to Scorpion, sending the big man to his knees. All 3 men begin to pound down on Scorpion before laying him out on the ground. Chaos consumes the ring as all 3 men go on the attack again. before we know it the crowd is counting down and the light begins again before landing on Serbia's pod. She comes out quickly and goes after Savage who is the closest to her! Anarchy continues before the countdown begins again and the buzzer sounds, this time landing on the pod of Kuk Killswitch! He comes out like a ball of fire, giving each person a shot with the barbedwire bat! The buzzer goes off eventually again before releasing the final competitor in Aurora! She immedietly goes after Sanders, beating him down with the stop sign!
All competitors are still in the ring as we see blood has been shed and weapons are everywhere. The table is set up and Serbia grabs her bag and empties the contents onto the table, broken glass and thumbtacks rest on the table now as she turns to see Scorpion standing in the middle of the ring. All the competitors look at Scorpion before going after him! He shoves Aurora away before big booting Sanders. he then clotheslines Glam man and Savage before Serbia and Killswitch cut him off. Eventually they are all back on him as He is down to one foot. They all grab him by the throat and count before nailing Scorpion with a Chokeslam through the table! Serbia covers and the referee counts the pin! 1...2...3!! And Scorpion is eliminated! Serbia stands up and is grabbed by Deon who hits the "Nail in the Coffin"! He covers and gets the 3 eliminating Serbia! Alex Sanders grabs Deon from behind and rolls him up before getting the 3 count and elimination! Sanders turns around to see Aurora, Killswitch, and Glam man standing in a line in front of him. He tries to back away before they all go after him, taking turns hitting him with weapons! Eventually he is so groggy that he can barely stand! He tries to fight back, but to no avail he is nailed with the stop sign by Killswitch, Glam man nails him with the "Shout at the Devil", and Aurora climbs to the top of a pod before hitting the "Aurora Borealis"! She covers and gets the elimination!
We're down to 3 people. Aurora, Kuk Killswitch, and Glam man. All 3 stand away from each other as they go after each other. Aurora nails Glam with the stop sign, sending him back into a corner. Killswitch rolls her up from behind, but she kicks out! She then goes for the somersault rana, hitting it directly on point on Killswitch! She covers, but Killswitch manages to Kickout at 2 and three quarters! She grabs Killswitch and rolls him over into the "Ballad of the Flexible Bullet"! Killswitch screams in pain as he tries to break free, but can't! She sinks it in as blood pours down both of their faces! Killswitch looks to be about to tap out, but out of nowhere Glam Man comes with the barbedwire bat! He nails her in the head and she drops, lifeless. Killswitch slowly crawls to Aurora before draping an arm over her! 1...2...3!! Aurora is eliminated. We're down tot he final two as Killswitch uses the ropes to slowly get to his feet. They both begin to laugh before bumping knuckles and throwing solid, stiff shots to each other's faces! Glam ducks a shot and hits a Spinning heel kick, sending Killswitch into the ropes. he bounces back and hits the "KOK" on Glammy! Both men are down and the crowd is going nuts for this match-up! Both men begin to crawl to their feet, using each other to stand up. First they get to their knees and begin exchanging blows. Then they make it to a bent over position, Then finally to their feet. Killswitch lifts Glam out of nowhere for the "Kuk Out", but Glam slips out and goes for a big boot! Killswitch ducks and lifts the stop sign before nailing Glammy in the head with it! The shot is so hard that Glammy flies over the top rope and to the outside of the ring. Kuk stumbles before going to the outside of the ring and grabbing Glammy by the hair. Glammy shoves Killswitch back before nailing him with the "Shout at the Devil" right through the pod! Glass shatters everywhere and both men are laid out in the pod! The crowd begins to chant!
"HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! "
Glam Man gets an arm over Killswitch and the referee counts! 1...2....3....NO! Killswitch kicks out at the last possible second! The crowd goes completely nuts! Chants are beginning again as Glam Man and Killswitch slowly crawl out of the wreckage and into the ring. Killswitch is up somehow as he raises the metal horns in the air! Both men are wearing a crimson mask and the ring is covered in blood. Killswitch grabs the barbedwire bat and raises it up as he comes over to Glammy. He raises it about his head, looking to go for the kill! But suddenly, Glammy nails Killswitch with a beer bottle he had stashed somewhere! Killswitch stumbles back, glass shards sticking out of his head! Glammy runs and nails the "Shout at the Devil"! he covers and the referee counts! 1...2...3!!!!!
Winner and NEW HWA King of Hardcore Champion: Glam Man via Pinfall
Match Highlights: Scorpion landed a double chokeslam on Killswitch and Glam Man as they tried to double team him!
Sanders locked himself in a pod, trying to keep away from all of the competitors that were after him!
Serbia leaped off the top of a pod and nailed all the competitors with a crossbody, taking them all out!
Glam Man and Killswitch worked as a team during the match a few times. They double teamed Scorpion at one point, nailing him with the bat then the stop sign over and over before he couldn't handle anymore!
Aurora went after everyone in this match! She managed to nail everyone with a weapon and even locked in her "Ballad of the Flexible Bullet" on Sanders before being taken out by Serbia!
After the Match: The referee hands the belt to Glam Man as he stumbles to his feet. He climbs the pod and raises the Championship high before leaving the ring! He stands on the ramp and raises the belt high in the air as the fans go nuts for the new Champion!
After finishing both beers simultaneously, Glammy throws both beer bottles into the crowd as he steps into the ring. Once inside, Glammy stands in the middle of the ring with a grin on his face looking at his opponents waiting for the bell to ring.
The Bell rings to start this match!!
DING DING DING!!!!!!!!!
Match Summary: Glam Man, Deon Savage, and Alex Sanders stand in the ring together, facing each other. Glam man and Deon Savage look to each other before both going after Sanders. They begin to pummel him in the corner before both whipping him and sending him back to them for a double clothesline. Glam covers, but only gets a 2. Glam lifts him up and holds his arms back as Deon begins to throw punches left and right to his face and gut. Finally Glam Man lets him go and Sanders rolls out of the ring. Deon and Glam turn to each other before eyeing each other up. Glam takes a shot which surprises Deon who quickly fires one back. Before we know it, both men are exchanging right and lefts, back and forth. Glam Man gets a few rapid shots before rebounding off the ropes right back into a big boot from Deon! The crowd counts down from 10 before a buzzer hits and a beam of light begins to go to each pod. Finally it stops on Scorpions pod as it opens up! He grabs the table and comes out slowly before pushing the table into the ring. Deon stands as Scorpion comes face to face with him. They stare at each other for a moment before exchanging rights and lefts. Scorpion grabs Deon by the throat and looks to be going for a chokeslam, but Sanders leaps off the top rope! Scorpion catches him by the throat and cracks his neck before looking to go for a double chokeslam! Glam man comes from behind with a low blow to Scorpion, sending the big man to his knees. All 3 men begin to pound down on Scorpion before laying him out on the ground. Chaos consumes the ring as all 3 men go on the attack again. before we know it the crowd is counting down and the light begins again before landing on Serbia's pod. She comes out quickly and goes after Savage who is the closest to her! Anarchy continues before the countdown begins again and the buzzer sounds, this time landing on the pod of Kuk Killswitch! He comes out like a ball of fire, giving each person a shot with the barbedwire bat! The buzzer goes off eventually again before releasing the final competitor in Aurora! She immedietly goes after Sanders, beating him down with the stop sign!
All competitors are still in the ring as we see blood has been shed and weapons are everywhere. The table is set up and Serbia grabs her bag and empties the contents onto the table, broken glass and thumbtacks rest on the table now as she turns to see Scorpion standing in the middle of the ring. All the competitors look at Scorpion before going after him! He shoves Aurora away before big booting Sanders. he then clotheslines Glam man and Savage before Serbia and Killswitch cut him off. Eventually they are all back on him as He is down to one foot. They all grab him by the throat and count before nailing Scorpion with a Chokeslam through the table! Serbia covers and the referee counts the pin! 1...2...3!! And Scorpion is eliminated! Serbia stands up and is grabbed by Deon who hits the "Nail in the Coffin"! He covers and gets the 3 eliminating Serbia! Alex Sanders grabs Deon from behind and rolls him up before getting the 3 count and elimination! Sanders turns around to see Aurora, Killswitch, and Glam man standing in a line in front of him. He tries to back away before they all go after him, taking turns hitting him with weapons! Eventually he is so groggy that he can barely stand! He tries to fight back, but to no avail he is nailed with the stop sign by Killswitch, Glam man nails him with the "Shout at the Devil", and Aurora climbs to the top of a pod before hitting the "Aurora Borealis"! She covers and gets the elimination!
We're down to 3 people. Aurora, Kuk Killswitch, and Glam man. All 3 stand away from each other as they go after each other. Aurora nails Glam with the stop sign, sending him back into a corner. Killswitch rolls her up from behind, but she kicks out! She then goes for the somersault rana, hitting it directly on point on Killswitch! She covers, but Killswitch manages to Kickout at 2 and three quarters! She grabs Killswitch and rolls him over into the "Ballad of the Flexible Bullet"! Killswitch screams in pain as he tries to break free, but can't! She sinks it in as blood pours down both of their faces! Killswitch looks to be about to tap out, but out of nowhere Glam Man comes with the barbedwire bat! He nails her in the head and she drops, lifeless. Killswitch slowly crawls to Aurora before draping an arm over her! 1...2...3!! Aurora is eliminated. We're down tot he final two as Killswitch uses the ropes to slowly get to his feet. They both begin to laugh before bumping knuckles and throwing solid, stiff shots to each other's faces! Glam ducks a shot and hits a Spinning heel kick, sending Killswitch into the ropes. he bounces back and hits the "KOK" on Glammy! Both men are down and the crowd is going nuts for this match-up! Both men begin to crawl to their feet, using each other to stand up. First they get to their knees and begin exchanging blows. Then they make it to a bent over position, Then finally to their feet. Killswitch lifts Glam out of nowhere for the "Kuk Out", but Glam slips out and goes for a big boot! Killswitch ducks and lifts the stop sign before nailing Glammy in the head with it! The shot is so hard that Glammy flies over the top rope and to the outside of the ring. Kuk stumbles before going to the outside of the ring and grabbing Glammy by the hair. Glammy shoves Killswitch back before nailing him with the "Shout at the Devil" right through the pod! Glass shatters everywhere and both men are laid out in the pod! The crowd begins to chant!
"HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! "
Glam Man gets an arm over Killswitch and the referee counts! 1...2....3....NO! Killswitch kicks out at the last possible second! The crowd goes completely nuts! Chants are beginning again as Glam Man and Killswitch slowly crawl out of the wreckage and into the ring. Killswitch is up somehow as he raises the metal horns in the air! Both men are wearing a crimson mask and the ring is covered in blood. Killswitch grabs the barbedwire bat and raises it up as he comes over to Glammy. He raises it about his head, looking to go for the kill! But suddenly, Glammy nails Killswitch with a beer bottle he had stashed somewhere! Killswitch stumbles back, glass shards sticking out of his head! Glammy runs and nails the "Shout at the Devil"! he covers and the referee counts! 1...2...3!!!!!
Winner and NEW HWA King of Hardcore Champion: Glam Man via Pinfall
Match Highlights: Scorpion landed a double chokeslam on Killswitch and Glam Man as they tried to double team him!
Sanders locked himself in a pod, trying to keep away from all of the competitors that were after him!
Serbia leaped off the top of a pod and nailed all the competitors with a crossbody, taking them all out!
Glam Man and Killswitch worked as a team during the match a few times. They double teamed Scorpion at one point, nailing him with the bat then the stop sign over and over before he couldn't handle anymore!
Aurora went after everyone in this match! She managed to nail everyone with a weapon and even locked in her "Ballad of the Flexible Bullet" on Sanders before being taken out by Serbia!
After the Match: The referee hands the belt to Glam Man as he stumbles to his feet. He climbs the pod and raises the Championship high before leaving the ring! He stands on the ramp and raises the belt high in the air as the fans go nuts for the new Champion!
Segment
Aurora makes her way backstage where see comes to her locker room. She opens the door and flips the light switch causing the lights to flash on. She begins taking off her ring gear, blood still running down her face. She then stops in her tracks as she notices something unusual. A video tape simply labeled with her name rests on top of her TV. Red finger prints are all over and it looks to be in old shape. She grabs hold of it and pops it right into the player and hits play. She sits down on a chair as the video begins to play.
The grimy scene opens to a darkened room. Standing in the middle of the room is the masked kidnapper standing, wrapped in chains and wriggling around, trying to break free. Next to him is a hooded figure, his face unable to be seen by the camera. Next to the hooded figure stands a woman with dark hair. Her back is turned to the camera as we hear a violent scream. She backs away and we can see a bloody and beaten up looking Adrian tied to a chair. A voice begins on the camera, seemingly coming from nowhere.
Disembodied voice:"Aurora, you caused us much pain and despair. You cost Deon the tournament and we retaliated with an attack on your so called brother. Now the Shadows accepted Adrian as a sacrifice, but the Shadows are still hungry. They call for a different entity. A body that they've been craving since the HWA was introduced."
The woman slaps Adrian again before kicking him in the stomach with her thigh high spiked high heel boot. Adrian coughs up some blood as the voice continues.
Disembodied voice:"You want your brother back, we want you. A sacrifice has to be made in Adrians place, and the Shadows call for the body of Aurora. You are the cause of all of this and the shadows call for you to repay your debt. You must feel the pain that you caused the shadows."
Adrian yells out for help, but is cut off fast when the woman shoves a dirty sock into his mouth and covers it with tape.
Disembodied voice:"The time comes close for the shadows to get their revenge. Aurora, we are coming for you soon."
The woman grabs Adrian again and we hear the muffled scream of him before the camera cuts to static. Aurora sits on her knees on the floor now. Her face seemingly drained of all innocence. She is scared for Adrian. She grabs the tape out of the player and throws it on the ground. She stomps it repeatedly before it shatters open and she continuously shakes her head no. She turns to exit, but as she does she is met face to face with the masked kidnapper. She looks shocked as her jaw drops before she goes to take a swing. Suddenly, a fireball is shot into her face, blinding her temporarily. She screams as she tries to put the fire out. Yakima runs into the room and grabs her as we can see her freaking out. She stops yelling as he attempts to comfort her.
Yakima Yoshikawa:"What's going on baby?!"
She looks around and the masked figure is gone, almost as if he disappeared completely. A tear drop falls down her cheek as she simply rocks in Yakimas arms as they both drop to the floor. Yakima attempts to comfort her by gently rubbing her shoulders as she continues rocking, seeming to be terrified.
The grimy scene opens to a darkened room. Standing in the middle of the room is the masked kidnapper standing, wrapped in chains and wriggling around, trying to break free. Next to him is a hooded figure, his face unable to be seen by the camera. Next to the hooded figure stands a woman with dark hair. Her back is turned to the camera as we hear a violent scream. She backs away and we can see a bloody and beaten up looking Adrian tied to a chair. A voice begins on the camera, seemingly coming from nowhere.
Disembodied voice:"Aurora, you caused us much pain and despair. You cost Deon the tournament and we retaliated with an attack on your so called brother. Now the Shadows accepted Adrian as a sacrifice, but the Shadows are still hungry. They call for a different entity. A body that they've been craving since the HWA was introduced."
The woman slaps Adrian again before kicking him in the stomach with her thigh high spiked high heel boot. Adrian coughs up some blood as the voice continues.
Disembodied voice:"You want your brother back, we want you. A sacrifice has to be made in Adrians place, and the Shadows call for the body of Aurora. You are the cause of all of this and the shadows call for you to repay your debt. You must feel the pain that you caused the shadows."
Adrian yells out for help, but is cut off fast when the woman shoves a dirty sock into his mouth and covers it with tape.
Disembodied voice:"The time comes close for the shadows to get their revenge. Aurora, we are coming for you soon."
The woman grabs Adrian again and we hear the muffled scream of him before the camera cuts to static. Aurora sits on her knees on the floor now. Her face seemingly drained of all innocence. She is scared for Adrian. She grabs the tape out of the player and throws it on the ground. She stomps it repeatedly before it shatters open and she continuously shakes her head no. She turns to exit, but as she does she is met face to face with the masked kidnapper. She looks shocked as her jaw drops before she goes to take a swing. Suddenly, a fireball is shot into her face, blinding her temporarily. She screams as she tries to put the fire out. Yakima runs into the room and grabs her as we can see her freaking out. She stops yelling as he attempts to comfort her.
Yakima Yoshikawa:"What's going on baby?!"
She looks around and the masked figure is gone, almost as if he disappeared completely. A tear drop falls down her cheek as she simply rocks in Yakimas arms as they both drop to the floor. Yakima attempts to comfort her by gently rubbing her shoulders as she continues rocking, seeming to be terrified.
Finals of the HWA Tournament
Ladder Match for the HWA World Heavyweight Championship
Steven Osbourne vs. Cory Arson
We come to the ring where ladders are set up all around it. The HWA World Heavyweight Championship hangs high above the ring. We zoom to the announce table where Dick and Violet are pumped for the main event.
Dick Devereaux:"It's main event time and what a main event it will be! Three episodes of Warzone finally comes to an end tonight when the finalists come face to face to see who will be the first ever HWA World Heavyweight Champion!"
Violet Moore:"WE WILL HAVE A WORLD CHAMPION TONIGHT! I believe in Cory Arson! I think he has what it takes to win tonight! He has been through ladder matches and came out victorious. Tonight, everything that he has said in this tournament will prove to be true when he becomes our Champion!"
Dick Devereaux:"Cory Arson is a tough competitor, but two weeks ago Static helped him win his match. I say Steven Osbourne will walk away with the Championship tonight! He has proven himself every night and tonight he will defy the odds to claim Gold!"
Violet Moore:"We will have to see who walks away tonight as the HWA World Heavyweight Champion!"
Dick Devereaux:"Let's send you into the ring with our introductions for this main event!"
"Mr. Cool" Charles Madden:"The following contest is your main event of Anarchy Rulez!!! It is a ladder match for the HWA World Heavyweight Championship of the World! Introducing first..."
Dick Devereaux:"It's main event time and what a main event it will be! Three episodes of Warzone finally comes to an end tonight when the finalists come face to face to see who will be the first ever HWA World Heavyweight Champion!"
Violet Moore:"WE WILL HAVE A WORLD CHAMPION TONIGHT! I believe in Cory Arson! I think he has what it takes to win tonight! He has been through ladder matches and came out victorious. Tonight, everything that he has said in this tournament will prove to be true when he becomes our Champion!"
Dick Devereaux:"Cory Arson is a tough competitor, but two weeks ago Static helped him win his match. I say Steven Osbourne will walk away with the Championship tonight! He has proven himself every night and tonight he will defy the odds to claim Gold!"
Violet Moore:"We will have to see who walks away tonight as the HWA World Heavyweight Champion!"
Dick Devereaux:"Let's send you into the ring with our introductions for this main event!"
"Mr. Cool" Charles Madden:"The following contest is your main event of Anarchy Rulez!!! It is a ladder match for the HWA World Heavyweight Championship of the World! Introducing first..."
Charles can't get another word out as “Freak of the Week” by DJ Polo Featuring Ron Jeremy starts to blare over the speakers. The crowd erupts as Ron Jeremy himself, clad in a classy black suit charges the ring. Charles looks in shock.. until the Hedgehog runs him over with a clothesline then tosses him through the ropes and picks up the microphone. Charles fumes on the outside as Ron begins to speak.
Ron Jeremy: You're Mister Cool? I'm the one in the Guinness Book of World Records for "Most Appearances in Adult Films. You're not Mister Cool.. I am! And there is one man in the world who has any chance of breaking my record for most women sexed on film! He is my close personal friend, the “Sexiest Man in the world” and soon to be world champion! Hailing all the way from Sexville, he is almost.. almost as large as I am! The Super Sexy Boogeyman Slayer, The Sexual Superman! The Lord of No Pants.. I give you... Steven Osbourne!
Before Osbourne can enter.. the angry announcer re enters the ring and spears down Ron Jeremy to massive boos from the crowd. It's a wrestling crowd of course they would like the legendary porn star. However he is grabbed from behind by an even more angry general manager Sleaze who holds him from behind as Ron gets up and then kicks Madden low and then they both eject him again.
Ron Jeremy: You're Mister Cool? I'm the one in the Guinness Book of World Records for "Most Appearances in Adult Films. You're not Mister Cool.. I am! And there is one man in the world who has any chance of breaking my record for most women sexed on film! He is my close personal friend, the “Sexiest Man in the world” and soon to be world champion! Hailing all the way from Sexville, he is almost.. almost as large as I am! The Super Sexy Boogeyman Slayer, The Sexual Superman! The Lord of No Pants.. I give you... Steven Osbourne!
Before Osbourne can enter.. the angry announcer re enters the ring and spears down Ron Jeremy to massive boos from the crowd. It's a wrestling crowd of course they would like the legendary porn star. However he is grabbed from behind by an even more angry general manager Sleaze who holds him from behind as Ron gets up and then kicks Madden low and then they both eject him again.
Sleaze looks on as “Fever For the Flava” by Hot Action Cop begins to play and the crowd erupts for the fan favorite who really shouldn't be a fan favorite. But he doesn't come out. The song continues.. then... the lights go out completely! They slowly fade back on only now they are specially made “pink” lighting. Think black lights but only pink. A half sized pink convertible pulls out of the backstage area with the girls in the front. Amber waving to the crowd as Veronica drives. In the backseat Steven Osbourne stands on the seat. Holding up his championship belt and blowing kisses to the crowd. As they reach the ring pink streamers and confiette fall from the ceiling. Steven, ever the gentleman holds open the ropes for his ladies then slaps Amber on the bottom who laughs and does the same to Veronica who smacks him back. He turns towards Ron Jeremy and does the Wayne's World "We're not worthy" bow to him several times before hugging the porn icon. Sleaze and Ron shake hands. Then Sleaze and Steven look at each other, both with shit eating grins. Sleaze offers a handshake and Steven accepts. The handshake takes awhile and when Steven finally pulls his hand back it seems to have something in it. Steven drops the brass knuckles into his pocket for later use as he awaits his opponent. Sleaze and Ron exit the ring and sit ringside in the front row to watch the action as Charles Madden grabs the microphone.
“Mr. Cool” Charles Madden: Cory Arson... kick his fucking ass!
“Mr. Cool” Charles Madden: Cory Arson... kick his fucking ass!
"ask about me" By ice cube and the lights go out. The song plays out and as the beat drops fireworks explode. red and white lasers and lights turn on and Cory arson raises from the stage in a black jumpsuit. Behind him stand a group of men behind him holding a tombstone. They begin making their way down the ramp, Arson running his mouth to the fans.
"Mr. Cool" Charles Madden:"He weighs in tonight at a lean 270 pounds, he stands at 6 foot 5 inches tall! He is Mr. GQ, Big Poppa, and Mr. Dynamite.....HE IS COOOOORRRRYYYYY AAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!"
They make it to the ring and the men place the tombstone at ringside before standing back. On the tombstone we can see the name of Steven Osbourne. Arson grabs hold of a sledgehammer and points it at Osbourne before taking one huge swing and shattering the tombstone into pieces. He drops the sledgehammer and rolls into the ring. He unzips the jumpsuit and takes it off, revealing his new singlet with the Punisher logo on the front and "Bow Down" written on the back going down his spine.
The Bell rings to start this match!!
DING DING DING!!!!!!!!!
Match Summery: As the bell rings both competitors come to the middle. They begin talking trash after a long week of Facebook banter. Steven extends his hand and Arson goes to shake it, but when he does he nails a stiff forearm to the face of Osbourne. Osbourne stumbles back and Arson goes right on the attack. He stomps him in the leg and then continues by stomping him in the gut in the corner. He continues to stomp him until he lifts him up by the shaggy hair and nails him with a fisherman suplex! Arson brushes himself off before hitting a big elbow drop. He rolls out of the ring and grabs a ladder before turning around and propping it up in the apron. What he doesn't see is Osbourne has made it to his feet while Arson was getting a ladder and he nails a sliding basement dropkick on the ladder, sending it into Arsons face! He rolls to the outside and grabs a ladder as he slides it into the ring. He sets it up and begins to climb. He gets to the top and begins to reach for the title, but Arson is back in as he climbs quickly to the top and rakes the eyes of Osbourne. Osbourne throws a blind punch, but Arson ducks. Arson shoves Osbourne away, but Osbourne lands on his feet. he feels around before running into the ladder, sending Arson tumbling to the ground and the ladder falling over. Arson lands on his feet and goes right for Steven again. Both men begin exchanging blows. Arson blocks a punch before the "Lights Out" elbow! Osbourne blocks it and nails the "Eliminating the Competition" nut kick! Arson doubles over and falls to his knees as Osbourne slides to the outside and grabs another ladder before sliding it into the ring. He sets it up and then grabs the other ladder and slides it in between the rungs of the ladder and the top rope. He uses this as a stepping stool and quickly gets to the top. Arson makes it to his feet using the ladder and climbs the ladder again. He nails a forearm to Steven as Steven nails a punch back. They exchange blows before Steven pokes Arson in the eyes and wraps him up in the "French Tickler" at the top of the ladder! He begins tickling Arson who laughs before breaking free of Steven and tossing him to the ground. Steven manages to land on his feet and climb the ladder again. This time, Arson has some of the belt unhooked! Steven reaches into his tights and pulls out the brass knuckles given to him by Sleaze. He nails Arson in the head with the knuckles as Arson wobbles and then falls on the ladder propped up in between the ropes and the ring. Steven looks at the belt and then at Arson and shrugs before leaping from the top of the ladder and landing a moonsault legdrop on the ladder and Arson! The ladder bends in half as both men fall to the ground. The crowd begins to chant!
"This is awesome! This is awesome! This is awesome! This is awesome! This is awesome! This is awesome!"
Eventually Arson and Osbourne made it back to there feet and have been fighting to get to the belt. Both men are holding a ladder and trying to attack the other. Finally Arson tosses the ladder at Osbourne, causing him to drop his. Arson goes for the "Jawbreaker", but Steven ducks and hits a flying headscissors, sending Arson into the ropes. He comes back into a swinging neckbreaker before Steven grabs a ladder. He sets it up and begins to climb, but Arson pulls him back down by the pants. He nails him with the "Bow Down" and smiles towards the crowd as he rolls Osbourne out of the ring. The crowd boos Arson heavily as he slowly, and arrogantly climbs the ladder. he gets to the top and begins to unhook the belt! Amber Del Vallee rolls into the ring and grabs the ladder. She tries to shake it and Arson jumps down and lands on his feet. he comes over to her and grabs her by the hair before planting a big kiss on her lips! She is stunned, but kind of goes with it before he drops her on her back and she rolls to the outside. Arson doesn't notice Steven climbing the ladder and he turns around and quickly scales the ladder himself. They are both at the top with fingertips on the belt. Arson nails a forearm, Steven returns the favor with a chop to the chest. Steven delivers another before Arson grabs him by the hair and tries to yank it out. Arson hits a stiff European uppercut which sends Osbourne reeling back, almost falling off the ladder. Osbourne shakes it off and with one mighty swing he flies around and wraps his legs around Arson's head before sending them both flying to the mat off the ladder with the "Sexexcution"!! Both men lay motionless on the mat as the crowd cheers for Steven! Arson tumbles to the outside as Steven begins to crawl! He comes to the ladder and slowly uses it to crawl up to the first rung. He continues slowly and gets to the top where he unhooks the title almost all the way. Arson has made it to his feet now and he slides into the ring and up the ladder with everything left in him. He nails Steven in the head with the sledgehammer from his entrance before Steven falls to the outside through a ladder which was set up earlier by Arson! Arson drops the sledgehammer and grabs the title, unhooking it and winning the match!
Winner and the NEW HWA World Heavyweight Champion: COry Arson via pinfall
Match Highlights: Arson has propped up a ladder between the ring apron and the barricade! It would later come to play at the end of the match!
Arson took a ladder and put it on top of Steven before slingshotting him between the ropes, causing the ladder to slam into his front!
Steven used a ladder as a helicopter, taking Arson out several times before getting a "Jawbreaker"!
Arson used a ladder to lock in a modified "Beast Bite"!
Steven held a ladder and came off the top rope with a moonsault, hurting himself and Arson equally!
"Mr. Cool" Charles Madden:"He weighs in tonight at a lean 270 pounds, he stands at 6 foot 5 inches tall! He is Mr. GQ, Big Poppa, and Mr. Dynamite.....HE IS COOOOORRRRYYYYY AAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!"
They make it to the ring and the men place the tombstone at ringside before standing back. On the tombstone we can see the name of Steven Osbourne. Arson grabs hold of a sledgehammer and points it at Osbourne before taking one huge swing and shattering the tombstone into pieces. He drops the sledgehammer and rolls into the ring. He unzips the jumpsuit and takes it off, revealing his new singlet with the Punisher logo on the front and "Bow Down" written on the back going down his spine.
The Bell rings to start this match!!
DING DING DING!!!!!!!!!
Match Summery: As the bell rings both competitors come to the middle. They begin talking trash after a long week of Facebook banter. Steven extends his hand and Arson goes to shake it, but when he does he nails a stiff forearm to the face of Osbourne. Osbourne stumbles back and Arson goes right on the attack. He stomps him in the leg and then continues by stomping him in the gut in the corner. He continues to stomp him until he lifts him up by the shaggy hair and nails him with a fisherman suplex! Arson brushes himself off before hitting a big elbow drop. He rolls out of the ring and grabs a ladder before turning around and propping it up in the apron. What he doesn't see is Osbourne has made it to his feet while Arson was getting a ladder and he nails a sliding basement dropkick on the ladder, sending it into Arsons face! He rolls to the outside and grabs a ladder as he slides it into the ring. He sets it up and begins to climb. He gets to the top and begins to reach for the title, but Arson is back in as he climbs quickly to the top and rakes the eyes of Osbourne. Osbourne throws a blind punch, but Arson ducks. Arson shoves Osbourne away, but Osbourne lands on his feet. he feels around before running into the ladder, sending Arson tumbling to the ground and the ladder falling over. Arson lands on his feet and goes right for Steven again. Both men begin exchanging blows. Arson blocks a punch before the "Lights Out" elbow! Osbourne blocks it and nails the "Eliminating the Competition" nut kick! Arson doubles over and falls to his knees as Osbourne slides to the outside and grabs another ladder before sliding it into the ring. He sets it up and then grabs the other ladder and slides it in between the rungs of the ladder and the top rope. He uses this as a stepping stool and quickly gets to the top. Arson makes it to his feet using the ladder and climbs the ladder again. He nails a forearm to Steven as Steven nails a punch back. They exchange blows before Steven pokes Arson in the eyes and wraps him up in the "French Tickler" at the top of the ladder! He begins tickling Arson who laughs before breaking free of Steven and tossing him to the ground. Steven manages to land on his feet and climb the ladder again. This time, Arson has some of the belt unhooked! Steven reaches into his tights and pulls out the brass knuckles given to him by Sleaze. He nails Arson in the head with the knuckles as Arson wobbles and then falls on the ladder propped up in between the ropes and the ring. Steven looks at the belt and then at Arson and shrugs before leaping from the top of the ladder and landing a moonsault legdrop on the ladder and Arson! The ladder bends in half as both men fall to the ground. The crowd begins to chant!
"This is awesome! This is awesome! This is awesome! This is awesome! This is awesome! This is awesome!"
Eventually Arson and Osbourne made it back to there feet and have been fighting to get to the belt. Both men are holding a ladder and trying to attack the other. Finally Arson tosses the ladder at Osbourne, causing him to drop his. Arson goes for the "Jawbreaker", but Steven ducks and hits a flying headscissors, sending Arson into the ropes. He comes back into a swinging neckbreaker before Steven grabs a ladder. He sets it up and begins to climb, but Arson pulls him back down by the pants. He nails him with the "Bow Down" and smiles towards the crowd as he rolls Osbourne out of the ring. The crowd boos Arson heavily as he slowly, and arrogantly climbs the ladder. he gets to the top and begins to unhook the belt! Amber Del Vallee rolls into the ring and grabs the ladder. She tries to shake it and Arson jumps down and lands on his feet. he comes over to her and grabs her by the hair before planting a big kiss on her lips! She is stunned, but kind of goes with it before he drops her on her back and she rolls to the outside. Arson doesn't notice Steven climbing the ladder and he turns around and quickly scales the ladder himself. They are both at the top with fingertips on the belt. Arson nails a forearm, Steven returns the favor with a chop to the chest. Steven delivers another before Arson grabs him by the hair and tries to yank it out. Arson hits a stiff European uppercut which sends Osbourne reeling back, almost falling off the ladder. Osbourne shakes it off and with one mighty swing he flies around and wraps his legs around Arson's head before sending them both flying to the mat off the ladder with the "Sexexcution"!! Both men lay motionless on the mat as the crowd cheers for Steven! Arson tumbles to the outside as Steven begins to crawl! He comes to the ladder and slowly uses it to crawl up to the first rung. He continues slowly and gets to the top where he unhooks the title almost all the way. Arson has made it to his feet now and he slides into the ring and up the ladder with everything left in him. He nails Steven in the head with the sledgehammer from his entrance before Steven falls to the outside through a ladder which was set up earlier by Arson! Arson drops the sledgehammer and grabs the title, unhooking it and winning the match!
Winner and the NEW HWA World Heavyweight Champion: COry Arson via pinfall
Match Highlights: Arson has propped up a ladder between the ring apron and the barricade! It would later come to play at the end of the match!
Arson took a ladder and put it on top of Steven before slingshotting him between the ropes, causing the ladder to slam into his front!
Steven used a ladder as a helicopter, taking Arson out several times before getting a "Jawbreaker"!
Arson used a ladder to lock in a modified "Beast Bite"!
Steven held a ladder and came off the top rope with a moonsault, hurting himself and Arson equally!
Ending Segment
Arson lifts the title high above his head as he rests at the top of the ladder! Charles Madden announces the winner!
"Mr. Cool" Charles Madden:"Here is your winner....and the NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW HWA World Heavyweight Champion of the world!!!! COOOOORRRRYYYYYYYYYYY AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!"
Confetti falls from the ceiling as Arson raises the title above his head for the crowd to see! Steven is helped ringside by medics, Amber and Veronica, Sleaze, and Ron Jeremy. Arson continues to celebrate on the ladder as we see the Anarchy Rulez logo come up on the bottom of the screen and Arson hold the title up one more time before the screen fades to black, ending the unforgettable night!
"Mr. Cool" Charles Madden:"Here is your winner....and the NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW HWA World Heavyweight Champion of the world!!!! COOOOORRRRYYYYYYYYYYY AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!"
Confetti falls from the ceiling as Arson raises the title above his head for the crowd to see! Steven is helped ringside by medics, Amber and Veronica, Sleaze, and Ron Jeremy. Arson continues to celebrate on the ladder as we see the Anarchy Rulez logo come up on the bottom of the screen and Arson hold the title up one more time before the screen fades to black, ending the unforgettable night!